Massage Parlor Reports

[Quriusmrk]

TOFT and stopped by. Teaser type place with DIY if you're so inclined. Not really my bag but the SP was nice enough.

Best of luck.

Q.

[JWSouth]

Going to be in your neck of the woods in a few weeks. Any good CAMPs quietly serving extras, particularly in the Ballston Mall area? TIA.

[Kijimuna]

Happened to be out in Clifton area last week and on a whim decided to try the farmhouse based on reports here. Girl on the phone complained about last minute but could do half hour. Definitely odd location. The girl I saw was named 'Mai' or some such, mid thirties, really very attractive. Serviceable session. Not much actual massage. Requested and received head without complaint, although pretty brief and moved quickly to hand release. She made sure I knew that more was on menu if I'd booked ahead (and paid for) a longer session. As it was I dropped 120 total. More than I should have for qv but she was nice and got me where I wanted to be on short notice. May go back since it's the only NoVa option out past Dulles I'm aware of where BJ is option. If anyone knows other, please share or pm.

Safe hunting.

Many of the Thai providers in centreville will do BJ.

[SWCruiser]

Happened to be out in Clifton area last week and on a whim decided to try the farmhouse based on reports here. Girl on the phone complained about last minute but could do half hour. Definitely odd location. The girl I saw was named 'Mai' or some such, mid thirties, really very attractive. Serviceable session. Not much actual massage. Requested and received head without complaint, although pretty brief and moved quickly to hand release. She made sure I knew that more was on menu if I'd booked ahead (and paid for) a longer session. As it was I dropped 120 total. More than I should have for qv but she was nice and got me where I wanted to be on short notice. May go back since it's the only NoVa option out past Dulles I'm aware of where BJ is option. If anyone knows other, please share or pm.

Safe hunting.

[Mallet70]

Perhaps off topic but I stumbled onto some hidden massage videos online and I'm curious if this is a thing, or if fellow hobbiests enjoy watching these, etc. ?

I do see them on the pornhub and other similar sites once in a while and I do get a kick out of them. However I do not have the balls to do this myself.

Also, I do respect the ladies and doubt they would appreciate it either.

[Procrast333]

Perhaps off topic but I stumbled onto some hidden massage videos online and I'm curious if this is a thing, or if fellow hobbiests enjoy watching these, etc. ?

[HemiPower]

I saw the ad for the new place one day last week. I think they had advertised for two days at that point, so decided to try them. I found the place, but no sign and the door was locked. They must have opened a day or two later. Will have to try, but can't imagine they will be better than the Healing Touches on Digges.

Stopped by yesterday, Niki has been in the business before I remembered her from another location a few years back, I chose not to bring it up to see how everything would pan out. Overall it's your standard beginner cookie cutter starter shop from start to finish. The heated pad was on the table was nice and warm when I got there. On the flip it took some guidance but only time will tell with this place.

Tipped 40 (she was happy) and out the door with my kirkland water.

Happy New Year gents.

Hemi.

[OldPilot71]

Do you know how much for the 4 hands?

No, I didn't ask. There was at least one male provider (first thing she asked when I walked in was if I wanted a man or a woman) and the only other woman I saw was older and significantly less attractive. I don't know how many other women were available.

[Titan Omega]

So curiosity got the best of me and I gave the place in Golansky a try.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...441431854.html

Walking in the door, I had to laugh at the sign behind the counter that says "No FS, no happy ending. Don't ask. Respectable joint". Paid $70 for one hour. Masseuse was a 30-40 yr old, slightly pudgy, very plain looking woman. Room was clean and warm, but as previously mentioned, only a curtain for privacy. Similar experience as previous reports, the massage was just ok but involved a lot of body contact. She did quite a bit with her knees on either side of my head and sliding her body weight down my back, rubbing her crotch on my head all the time. A she moved around the table, there were definitely a lot of pressing against my hands, so plenty of opportunity for roaming even before the flip. After the flip she immediately went for the HJ without any hesitation. I reached under her shirt and she obliged by pulling up her bra. That surprised me considering the lack of a door, but I wasn't complaining. Overall, it was an ok experience. Massage had good and mediocre parts, the HJ was fine but nothing to write home about. The only thing that really differentiated the visit was the above average amount of body contact and roaming before the flip. Tipped 40 and headed out. It was entertaining, but I will repeat if I am in the area.

Do you know how much for the 4 hands?

[OldPilot71]

So curiosity got the best of me and I gave the place in Golansky a try.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...441431854.html

Walking in the door, I had to laugh at the sign behind the counter that says "No FS, no happy ending. Don't ask. Respectable joint". Paid $70 for one hour. Masseuse was a 30-40 yr old, slightly pudgy, very plain looking woman. Room was clean and warm, but as previously mentioned, only a curtain for privacy. Similar experience as previous reports, the massage was just ok but involved a lot of body contact. She did quite a bit with her knees on either side of my head and sliding her body weight down my back, rubbing her crotch on my head all the time. A she moved around the table, there were definitely a lot of pressing against my hands, so plenty of opportunity for roaming even before the flip. After the flip she immediately went for the HJ without any hesitation. I reached under her shirt and she obliged by pulling up her bra. That surprised me considering the lack of a door, but I wasn't complaining. Overall, it was an ok experience. Massage had good and mediocre parts, the HJ was fine but nothing to write home about. The only thing that really differentiated the visit was the above average amount of body contact and roaming before the flip. Tipped 40 and headed out. It was entertaining, but I will repeat if I am in the area.

[MrSunnyHills]

The skinnier girl gave a way better massage. She asked if I wanted a soft or hard massage and she really gave me a hard massage.

Yeah, based on your description I was hoping she was available, but she was busy (or at least the only other tech that was there was with a customer).

[NoVa Ranger]

Thank you Julie for the great massage.

Happy New Year is a great outlook.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...440279887.html

Always be nice to the ladies.

NR.

[Titan Omega]

Following on with newbie Titan's post, I was in the area so stopped by Rt. 1 (near 123 corner). The gal that answered was YoYo. Likely the "larger" gal he saw. Went for the Table shower. Decent, cleaned all the spots. The room took a bit to warm up but they had a table pad heater. Massage was so-so, but the finish was in line with expectations as was the pricing. She said more is available for more cash.

The skinnier girl gave a way better massage. She asked if I wanted a soft or hard massage and she really gave me a hard massage.

[MrSunnyHills]

Following on with newbie Titan's post, I was in the area so stopped by Rt. 1 (near 123 corner). The gal that answered was YoYo. Likely the "larger" gal he saw. Went for the Table shower. Decent, cleaned all the spots. The room took a bit to warm up but they had a table pad heater. Massage was so-so, but the finish was in line with expectations as was the pricing. She said more is available for more cash.

[OldPilot71]

Ha! I thought that sounded a little too much like a Penthouse Forum story!