Massage Parlor Reports

[Member #5794]

Perhaps you or other astute readers will know, is her last name Yaki? If so, she IS hot.

Even using the cumdump standards of the sgv, I would not call this one hot. Using the standards of the westside, this one would be goodlooking in a mani / pedi salon, mostly because she is taller than four foot eleven.

[Dorq01]

So I rolled in to the Massage establishment on the opposite of Eastwood Boulevard with the name that is AU ou on the periodic table of elements and the second syllable that rhymes with the profession in which Madonna and Adele purport to render services in. Some might call the place Goldfinger.

It's address is in the block of Westwood Boulevard that is synonymous with the presidency rutheford b. Hayes (19th president).

The mamasan is this shriveling middle aged (I hope) lady named Jenny (one of two at this place) who I had the pleasure of being jerked off by before and realized what a complete mess of a human being she looks like.

I said the monger's prayer that she would not be my technician (the prayer goes "I hope she is not my techician".

I paid her the $50 for an hour session as I wanted some cock endurance work and she put me in the room behind the mamasan battlestation or really adjacent thereto which is very small quite cozy.

In walks Suki.

Suki could be anywhere from age 30 to 60 (I am guessing 43 - please). She tall and slim with a face that is not altogether terrible but that I soon forgot as I generally had my eyes closed. She is probably around 5 foot nine and was wearing a sort of festive blouse with lots of rhinestones and a miniskirt over her thick leggings.

I assume she was told by Jenny, who recognized me, that I was a regular.

She did 10 minutes of real massage and I just let her on that end and kind of grabbed her interesting ass outside the leggings then she started tickling my nuts. After a while she said I should turn over and then she went for my Dikdalini.

I let her wack me for a good 20 minutes and even asked her for additional services. She quoted $100 for taking off her top but it sounded like she would not remove her bra. Because I did not want to have my ass kicked by every monger on here and my face sat on by whoopi goldberg, I refused the up charge and just let her jerk me off pursuant to my instruction that she go very slow like she was the fucken help at that mcdonalds on la cienega and like the 10 freeway.

After a good long while I blew an impressive load that required two towels for cleanup. I would actually return to see Suki only because she was somewhat attractive, youthful (she had a cellphone with emojis on it) and did not look like a lower form rodent.

I did tip her $60 on the way out so yes that is 110 total which I know will put some of you into hypertension.

I went out the side door on the way out. I recommend the same if you monger here.

Perhaps you or other astute readers will know, is her last name Yaki? If so, she IS hot.

[HowdyDoody32]

YoYo in Bellflower.

Had older asian gal named Nancy.

She was dressed normally so I thought maybe legit place.

Nope LOL.

I'd rate her a 5.

Massage for a couple minutes, put my hands on her body and I cupped a feel. She even pulls out and lets me suck on her titties before...

Asks me what I want. I say everything.

We negotiate price.

Ball sucking, CBJ, DATY, CFS ensues.

During CFS she pulls my face towards hers and gives me DFK.

Surprising since I never got DFK at an MP in the year I've been doing this and dozens of women.

Probably shouldn't have because last thing I want is mono LOL.

Don't go see her though because I gave her a nasty cold I got from my nephews lmfao.

Hopefully she didn't give me anything in return hahahaha.

Nice sex though, I enjoyed it and will return.

[Member #5794]

So I rolled in to the Massage establishment on the opposite of Eastwood Boulevard with the name that is AU ou on the periodic table of elements and the second syllable that rhymes with the profession in which Madonna and Adele purport to render services in. Some might call the place Goldfinger.

It's address is in the block of Westwood Boulevard that is synonymous with the presidency rutheford b. Hayes (19th president).

The mamasan is this shriveling middle aged (I hope) lady named Jenny (one of two at this place) who I had the pleasure of being jerked off by before and realized what a complete mess of a human being she looks like.

I said the monger's prayer that she would not be my technician (the prayer goes "I hope she is not my techician".

I paid her the $50 for an hour session as I wanted some cock endurance work and she put me in the room behind the mamasan battlestation or really adjacent thereto which is very small quite cozy.

In walks Suki.

Suki could be anywhere from age 30 to 60 (I am guessing 43 - please). She tall and slim with a face that is not altogether terrible but that I soon forgot as I generally had my eyes closed. She is probably around 5 foot nine and was wearing a sort of festive blouse with lots of rhinestones and a miniskirt over her thick leggings.

I assume she was told by Jenny, who recognized me, that I was a regular.

She did 10 minutes of real massage and I just let her on that end and kind of grabbed her interesting ass outside the leggings then she started tickling my nuts. After a while she said I should turn over and then she went for my Dikdalini.

I let her wack me for a good 20 minutes and even asked her for additional services. She quoted $100 for taking off her top but it sounded like she would not remove her bra. Because I did not want to have my ass kicked by every monger on here and my face sat on by whoopi goldberg, I refused the up charge and just let her jerk me off pursuant to my instruction that she go very slow like she was the fucken help at that mcdonalds on la cienega and like the 10 freeway.

After a good long while I blew an impressive load that required two towels for cleanup. I would actually return to see Suki only because she was somewhat attractive, youthful (she had a cellphone with emojis on it) and did not look like a lower form rodent.

I did tip her $60 on the way out so yes that is 110 total which I know will put some of you into hypertension.

I went out the side door on the way out. I recommend the same if you monger here.

[UsaDriven]

How much should I expect to pay for one hr? DM with recom. Thanks.

Like to know the same.

[CharlieTsunami]

Hi all,

Any recommendations as far as massage with HE goes in proximity to downtown / LA live? In town for a few days. Would be happy to report the latest after trying it out. I'm into apartment massage too if that is a better move around here.

Thanks in advance!

[HornDog626]

What was the rate for FS?? Thanks.

Scored FS for $1.

[Mal252]

Hey,

Was in Dejavu by union station

Don't know how to delete post or how I put it in this thread but my bad.

[WhoreMaster 91]

But I can say I've gotten FS 3 times. Once in lap dance area and twice in VIP upstairs.

What was the rate for FS?? Thanks.

[HornDog626]

Hey,

Was in Dejavu by union station about 2 weeks ago with a friend. Never heard of it being high mileage so wasn't even thinking of that.

As soon as I walk in this tall skinny Latina (I'm bad with names and don't remember hers) is all over me. I never get a dance right away so I tell her to hit me back up in 30 min. She does and she's noticibly drunk. I get a dance, she's alright, starts trying to sell me on the VIP room. Is very vague about what might happen. I don't do vague so kept saying no. Finally she says she'll let me finger her. I get the feeling more was on the table but I wasn't feeling her. She was hot though, 7/10.

Then this shorter Latina who had some thickness to her. Not fat but nice big ass and big tits offers a dance. She says that she's really touchy and I should try her out. I did, when we get to the couch area she unzips me and starts jerking me off over my underwear. I try my luck and take out my dick, she immediately covers it up again.

All in all, it was fun, girls were hot but not sure how many girls actually do extras.

But I can say I've gotten FS 3 times. Once in lap dance area and twice in VIP upstairs.

[Xtsa4321]

Does anyone know what I should expect to spend in this magical place?

Hahah. When I google west hollywood health center, the first result I get is for Planned Parenthood. I guess it's an example of how Google tailors its results to your previous searches. So I'm thankful to those who clarified as to the 8155 location. I appreciate your caution and concern, but as many have pointed out, between the business permits that have been filed, the ads on various website, and the stream of mongers in and out of these places, there is not an AMP in LA that the police and neighbors are not aware of. I'd suspect that the big difference is that most people assume they are all just HE / HJ parlors, and don't suspect them of FS, so that is probably worth keeping on the DL.

[Xtsa4321]

How much should I expect to pay for one hr? DM with recom. Thanks.

[Crimsonquiggs]

Be good. Be good.

That's what they all say. But I'm not good so you probably know which place I'm referring to.

This one was unique for three reasons.

1) Never been here before so it was nice to have fresh anticipation of what I would be served. Would it be worthy of praise or make me spiteful of my adventurous palate? From what continent would the cuisine originate? Sometimes you go with your waiter's recommendation and learn to hate yourself for being so foolish as to trust someone with your delicate tastebuds. Fortunately for me this sporadic decision ended up being a good one.

2) I have a penchant for petite. Spinners are my game and today I had my first experience with a super spinner from Korea. Tiny as they come. Tinnier than I've ever seen. Actually made me feel like a had a big stick. Very kind with a good humorous personality. Put about 20 mins into working out some kinks in my upper shoulder / neck area and actually did a pretty good job. Oddly enough I didn't ask for this. She just said, at first pass on my shoulders, 'ooooooh I need help you' and went to work.

3) It's right off the boulevard. You get to enjoy the shame of 15 people staring at you as you unwaveringly step into a seedy, seedy massage parlor. I suppose by now they're all texting, Snapchatting and Instagramming while they drive so who knows if any of them even look up from there phones to see what's going on all around them. This mile of stretch is full of seed. Both literally and figuratively. "Almost to Target LOL. Going to get some new curtains. ".

The massage lasted a good while with fun moments of intense back and forth teasing. On the flip I asked for everything. Two minutes later she came back in and I realized just how much of a spinner this one was. My god. We tried a myriad of positions but to my disappointment the old 🐶 from behind was too much for her. She said it hurt so we had to turn to the next page in the old Kama Sutra book. There's something very enjoyable about being with a smaller partner. It really feels different and special. We threw it into RCG and that just about did it for me. A few gyrations and I was blasted into outer space.

She was really cute and fun. Even insisted on sitting on her knees in front of the chair while I put on my shoes. She slapped my hand away when I tried to pick up a shoe "NO! You let me. I put on foot. " Thanks babe.

All in I will repeat. Oh and P.S. Her name is Happy.

I saw Happy a few years ago and this sounds like a copy of my experience -- including the helping me put my shoes on. She's a cutie and a lot of fun. Good to know she's still around, may have to drop in soon. PM which day she was working, if you don't mind.

Pretty sure this place has a rear entrance in the alley, so as to avoid the judgemental eyes of passer-byers.

[Member #5596]

Be good. Be good.

That's what they all say. But I'm not good so you probably know which place I'm referring to.

This one was unique for three reasons.

1) Never been here before so it was nice to have fresh anticipation of what I would be served. Would it be worthy of praise or make me spiteful of my adventurous palate? From what continent would the cuisine originate? Sometimes you go with your waiter's recommendation and learn to hate yourself for being so foolish as to trust someone with your delicate tastebuds. Fortunately for me this sporadic decision ended up being a good one.

2) I have a penchant for petite. Spinners are my game and today I had my first experience with a super spinner from Korea. Tiny as they come. Tinnier than I've ever seen. Actually made me feel like a had a big stick. Very kind with a good humorous personality. Put about 20 mins into working out some kinks in my upper shoulder / neck area and actually did a pretty good job. Oddly enough I didn't ask for this. She just said, at first pass on my shoulders, 'ooooooh I need help you' and went to work.

3) It's right off the boulevard. You get to enjoy the shame of 15 people staring at you as you unwaveringly step into a seedy, seedy massage parlor. I suppose by now they're all texting, Snapchatting and Instagramming while they drive so who knows if any of them even look up from there phones to see what's going on all around them. This mile of stretch is full of seed. Both literally and figuratively. "Almost to Target LOL. Going to get some new curtains. ".

The massage lasted a good while with fun moments of intense back and forth teasing. On the flip I asked for everything. Two minutes later she came back in and I realized just how much of a spinner this one was. My god. We tried a myriad of positions but to my disappointment the old 🐶 from behind was too much for her. She said it hurt so we had to turn to the next page in the old Kama Sutra book. There's something very enjoyable about being with a smaller partner. It really feels different and special. We threw it into RCG and that just about did it for me. A few gyrations and I was blasted into outer space.

She was really cute and fun. Even insisted on sitting on her knees in front of the chair while I put on my shoes. She slapped my hand away when I tried to pick up a shoe "NO! You let me. I put on foot. " Thanks babe.

All in I will repeat. Oh and P.S. Her name is Happy.

[Member #5794]

Hell, the Total Health place down the street is practically across from the sheriff's station. I've busted plenty of nuts in that spot, but never had an encounter with LEO. Always figured there was a bit of a "don't ask, don't tell" policy in regards to this sort of activity in WeHo. Maybe they work as informants from time to time? Who knows, but I really do think it's a bit of "zone of tolerance. ".

Just so you understand the "Lay" of the land.

We ho is a separate city in the County of L. A. It is not part of L. A. City. It is like Santa Monica. You can tell by the street signs being different when you "cross over: into boys town.

That means there is no LAPD. That is a city agency. Ah, you may ask, who then is LEO in we ho. It is not as if some fudge packers are patrolling for people not wearing enough pastels.

No, these types of cities that are too small to have their own LE (santa monica has its own PD and FD) "contract" with the LA County sheriff. The LA County sheriff is run like a pre-school. It is completely unwieldy and could not coordinate a beer run. The past sheriff is about to go to prison for running the place in a manner that would make a corleone proud.

The last thing they have time for is hassling MPs.