Massage Parlor Reports

[BenderOver]

That Diana was colombian. Got her from bmalibu who was the MAN back in the day (on the other board) and *********. She was great. But only made it out there on one time with her. That was like 5-10 years ago. Fuck, we are old.

Buddy, I hate to remind you how old you are, but that shit was way longer than 5-10 years ago. I think it's upwards of 15+ years ago.

Diana of Braz Myst was the surprise fuck of the century for me. I walked into that joint cold turkey after reading some brief review on it. Didn't know who to ask for so I hit up MMS for the line up. Diana was the prettiest one there, so I chose her. Pretty face, curly hair, skinny body but awesome curves and nice titties.

I get into the therapy room and undress. Then the nuttiest shit happens. Diana comes in and starts rubbing scented oil on me and uses a warm rock as a massage tool. Uh. Ok. This really isn't working for me, I think I just got bamboozled. This shit goes on for 10 minutes and I'm thinking wow, did I just dumbdicked.

She tells me to flip, puts her hands on my junk, and she's got the nicest smoothest hands ever. It was such a gentle caress I hit maximum wood in no time. I mean 2 seconds flat I'm raging hard.

The surprise begins here. She goes down on me on the spot, no negotiating, no nothing, and it's one of the best fucking BBBJ's I've ever had in my life. There was something magically "cool" about her tongue. Perfect amount of wetness and friction. Between BBBJ's, she DFK and it was the most erotic DFK ever. I tell you, some girls with their magic tongues. It was nature's perfection.

The cover goes on, and I'm pounding away at her when I rub up against her backdoor in mish. She tells me she doesn't want it back there, and I offer to tip extra. She agreed, and I eased it up her backside. Wow, that beauty was a sweet ride! I turn her around doggie bent over the massage table and eased it back into her ass. She took it deeply and seemed to enjoy it so much.

I'm going medium, hard, soft, medium, hard, soft on the rhythm when I look down and noticed the condom slipped off. I told her hey, um. The cover's come off, and she tells me to keep going! Goddamnit, I couldn't hold it much longer after that, and not 10 seconds go by after she told me to keep going that I nut inside her ass.

Lots of firsts for me on that trip. First bb with a provider ever. First anal with a provider ever. First bb anal with a provider ever.

Looking back, my bare cock sliding into her ass was the best thing the little fucker has ever felt, bar none. It's a shame that shortly after that experience I only got to repeat once more (and yeah she remembered me enough that we went straight to bare anal. OMG!

Shortly after, some fuckers started posting about how he caught genital herpes from Diana. I never confirmed that allegation, Diana left shortly after. And I never had an outbreak ever, so who knows.

God I miss that ass.

Bender.

[AhardLanding]

Last time I hobbied in that area was about 20 years ago when there was a place on Turnbull Canyon Rd. Of course, the infamous KMP back in the days was located at the plaza where the Spearmint Rhino was at. You guys remember Shanghai Accupressure there? Brings back good memories. I'll have to take a drive out there to see the landscape now a days. What street is the mp actually on, Valley or Seven?

The reason I'm interested in checking is that there once was a hottie at Brazilian Mystique in Upland named Diana. I've never forgotten about her. Didn't know if she was Colombian or Mexican or Brazilian for that matter, but she was hot.

Nice find regardless.

Bender.

That Diana was colombian. Got her from bmalibu who was the MAN back in the day (on the other board) and *********. She was great. But only made it out there on one time with her. That was like 5-10 years ago. Fuck, we are old.

[KevAmps]

Sorry to leave you hanging. I kinda was rushing when I wrote this. NeedsBBBCIM got it, it's by valley and sunset /7th in the city of industry. If you want the Afro-Latina girl, Nicole, check on Monday's. The Colombiana will be there Tuesday, her name is Diana.

I appreciate the clarification. I'll check it out on my next visit to SGV.

Last time I hobbied in that area was about 20 years ago when there was a place on Turnbull Canyon Rd. Of course, the infamous KMP back in the days was located at the plaza where the Spearmint Rhino was at. You guys remember Shanghai Accupressure there? Brings back good memories. I'll have to take a drive out there to see the landscape now a days. What street is the mp actually on, Valley or Seven?

The reason I'm interested in checking is that there once was a hottie at Brazilian Mystique in Upland named Diana. I've never forgotten about her. Didn't know if she was Colombian or Mexican or Brazilian for that matter, but she was hot.

Nice find regardless.

Bender.

Speaking of Brazilian Mystique in Upland, apparently it closed recently (according to RM), which is a damned shame. Last July, I went there and got Nancy, an Ecuadorian hottie. If it hadn't been for the 90+ mile round trip, I would have blown a lot of money on her and on trying out the rest of the staff there, just to see if they were as attractive as Nancy.

But I've been pondering this the last several days, particularly after learning that one of my favorites (early twentysomething Honduran) no longer works in SGV but somewhere out in San Bernardino now. Nancy, the aforementioned Ecuadorian, commuted from somewhere in the north part of LA. And you mentioned your hottie, Diana. Does the IE attract younger and more attractive providers? Or is it merely coincidence and my mind erroneously looking for connections that do not exist?

[BenderOver]

Since it's tis the season and I'm in a giving mood.

Just came back from this. Found this one going thru the Chinese version of backpage.

I thought it was a apartment but gave directions to spot on Garvey in Rosemead.

Parked in the back and walked in and the mamasan greeted me and put me in a room but not before seeing the line up.

There were 3 and all were skinny spinners, and all spoke English. Picked coco and was led to the room. Paid Thirty Five for the hour and started to disrobe.

She came in moments later fully cloth and started to go brush her hands all over the place. I went straight for her nips and rolling them like joints. She started to give me a hand job and I started to disrobe her. Had her naked and she started to give me a BBBJ.

Technique needed more liquid and there was some teeth.

I motioned for her to hop on top and she did so Bare. She was wet but super tight. Went thru the typical positions and then she did something most providers don't do. She laid missionary, spread eagle with her purple monster, grabbed me and held me close like a GF and she started to suck on my ears and neck and that's where I lost it and finish deep inside her. She relaxed her kegels and she smiled everytime I throbbed my seed inside her.

She got up, and it all poured out. She grabbed a hot towel as got dressed.

My typical MO for these type of places is to leave Eighty on the table and there was never a discussion of tip.

Please help a brother out and come stretch the spinners here.

Here is the info.

SGV area code Four hundred- 8530.

They close at 9:30.

I should come up with a new acronym. UBBCIP: unexpected totally.

So based on Socalimp's intriguing post, I dropped by Meng's again. Been there before but it was nothing like Socal described it to be. On my visit, I picked Coco. Yes, there are two Coco's. It's not easy to tell which one is the younger or older Coco, but in my eyes, there was the Not so Pretty one and the Easier on the Eyes one. I picked easier on the eyes and had a good time very similar to how Socal described it.

30 minutes. 110 out the door. The Coco I chose had a 3 mm light brown mole above her mouth. MMS tried to pawn off the other Coco to me and initially tried to hide that there was another Coco working. I think that as a result of Socal's post, a lot of people have been visiting looking for the prettier Coco and has left the uglier Coco short of work.

I've yet to try out Kelly, the provider who gets the highest ratings on the other mp rating site. Any feedback or comments from readers out there?

Bender.

[BenderOver]

Sorry to leave you hanging. I kinda was rushing when I wrote this. NeedsBBBCIM got it, it's by valley and sunset /7th in the city of industry. If you want the Afro-Latina girl, Nicole, check on Monday's. The Colombiana will be there Tuesday, her name is Diana.

Last time I hobbied in that area was about 20 years ago when there was a place on Turnbull Canyon Rd. Of course, the infamous KMP back in the days was located at the plaza where the Spearmint Rhino was at. You guys remember Shanghai Accupressure there? Brings back good memories. I'll have to take a drive out there to see the landscape now a days. What street is the mp actually on, Valley or Seven?

The reason I'm interested in checking is that there once was a hottie at Brazilian Mystique in Upland named Diana. I've never forgotten about her. Didn't know if she was Colombian or Mexican or Brazilian for that matter, but she was hot.

Nice find regardless.

Bender.

[LovesToSploog]

I've got a thing for South American women, but Colombianas in particular. I checked Google Maps and I couldn't find a Burger King along or near Valley Blvd. Any other landmarks to help find this place?

Sorry to leave you hanging. I kinda was rushing when I wrote this. NeedsBBBCIM got it, it's by valley and sunset /7th in the city of industry. If you want the Afro-Latina girl, Nicole, check on Monday's. The Colombiana will be there Tuesday, her name is Diana.

[KevAmps]

You gents are right. The Burger King on Valley was further east, in the LP area, than where I had been looking. But no MPs near it.

However, checking RM for all MPs along Valley in LP, there are only three. Of those three, only one is a LMP. And that LMP DOES have a burger place right by it, but it ain't Burger King.

If that is indeed the LMP he is talking about, then I have been there a few times already, but it was months ago, and there was no Afro-Latina girl or Colombian girl working there at the time. Maybe they've hired new talent since my last visit, in which case I may have to get my ass over there again soon.

Wasn't there and not part of this treasure hunt. There is a BK on Valley a little east of where you might be looking, Try 14600 Valley Blvd, La Puente, CA 91746. Good luck and stay away from the food.

Hmmmm maybe try McDonald's or there is a Burger King butt it's by a sunset and v. Best of luck. I love latinas and been with too many which is great and looking for more again. Looking to hold more creampie threesome of gangbangs with a white girl bbw MILF or two that I know and trying to set one up with a MILF Latina if I can. Let me know. Take care everyone and good luck.

[SaltyDog]

Since it's tis the season and I'm in a giving mood.

Just came back from this. Found this one going thru the Chinese version of backpage.

I thought it was a apartment but gave directions to spot on Garvey in Rosemead.

Parked in the back and walked in and the mamasan greeted me and put me in a room but not before seeing the line up.

There were 3 and all were skinny spinners, and all spoke English. Picked coco and was led to the room. Paid Thirty Five for the hour and started to disrobe.

She came in moments later fully cloth and started to go brush her hands all over the place. I went straight for her nips and rolling them like joints. She started to give me a hand job and I started to disrobe her. Had her naked and she started to give me a BBBJ.

Technique needed more liquid and there was some teeth.

I motioned for her to hop on top and she did so Bare. She was wet but super tight. Went thru the typical positions and then she did something most providers don't do. She laid missionary, spread eagle with her purple monster, grabbed me and held me close like a GF and she started to suck on my ears and neck and that's where I lost it and finish deep inside her. She relaxed her kegels and she smiled everytime I throbbed my seed inside her..

Been there many times and this place has been talked about lots. All the rooms are tiny, except one. Walking in from the back it's the one on the right. Occasional Latina there too.

I used to see a gal named Lucy, thin sorta bow legged. Pretty too. I like her because she looked and dressed like farm girl LOL.

[Dorq01]

I've got a thing for South American women, but Colombianas in particular. I checked Google Maps and I couldn't find a Burger King along or near Valley Blvd. Any other landmarks to help find this place?

Wasn't there and not part of this treasure hunt. There is a BK on Valley a little east of where you might be looking, Try 14600 Valley Blvd, La Puente, CA 91746. Good luck and stay away from the food.

[NeedaBBBJCIM]

Hmmmm maybe try McDonald's or there is a Burger King butt it's by a sunset and v. Best of luck. I love latinas and been with too many which is great and looking for more again. Looking to hold more creampie threesome of gangbangs with a white girl bbw MILF or two that I know and trying to set one up with a MILF Latina if I can. Let me know. Take care everyone and good luck.

I've got a thing for South American women, but Colombianas in particular. I checked Google Maps and I couldn't find a Burger King along or near Valley Blvd. Any other landmarks to help find this place?

[KevAmps]

I've got a thing for South American women, but Colombianas in particular. I checked Google Maps and I couldn't find a Burger King along or near Valley Blvd. Any other landmarks to help find this place?

After an okay trip in WeHo at some "mystery spot" and seeing some famous WeHo Jenny. I ended up in the SGV today hoping I was going to get lucky with some chick I knew from college. Picked her up half way through she mentions her bf and well the rest was just typical conversation. After leaving me, I felt my buddy needed something more than a disappointing time with a female. So I remembered my previous spot on valley by a Burger King and headed there right away.

Getting there I remembered the spot since I got confused the first. Having been there before I saw this Afro-Latina chick, name Nicole, who was thin and had nice body. However I was with a thick Mexican chick, Emily, who was amazing (Available Mondays). Today, wow, I got this Colombian name Diana. First I got to say the CBJ was disappointing since it was about a minute but after she got on top of me and had her tits all over my face, I mean she was just slapping me with them and just letting me enjoy them for a good time. After we switched to missionary and god I was enjoying moving her legs up and just getting in there while I watched her chest move up and down. By this time I was drenched in sweat so I told her to get on her fours and she got to the edge of the sofa seat and I was just pounding that nice juicy booty until I burst. Cleaning myself up and I asked her if her body was natural. She said it was for now but I told her, that body is killer, just the type of body you want from a Colombian: thick but not fat, big chest and big booty, sure her face was okay but I was staring at her neck choker while she was on top. I told myself I need to calm myself since I was a maniac this month but it's times like these that just bring me back. BTW as she told me, she works on Martes.

[LovesToSploog]

After an okay trip in WeHo at some "mystery spot" and seeing some famous WeHo Jenny. I ended up in the SGV today hoping I was going to get lucky with some chick I knew from college. Picked her up half way through she mentions her bf and well the rest was just typical conversation. After leaving me, I felt my buddy needed something more than a disappointing time with a female. So I remembered my previous spot on valley by a Burger King and headed there right away.

Getting there I remembered the spot since I got confused the first. Having been there before I saw this Afro-Latina chick, name Nicole, who was thin and had nice body. However I was with a thick Mexican chick, Emily, who was amazing (Available Mondays). Today, wow, I got this Colombian name Diana. First I got to say the CBJ was disappointing since it was about a minute but after she got on top of me and had her tits all over my face, I mean she was just slapping me with them and just letting me enjoy them for a good time. After we switched to missionary and god I was enjoying moving her legs up and just getting in there while I watched her chest move up and down. By this time I was drenched in sweat so I told her to get on her fours and she got to the edge of the sofa seat and I was just pounding that nice juicy booty until I burst. Cleaning myself up and I asked her if her body was natural. She said it was for now but I told her, that body is killer, just the type of body you want from a Colombian: thick but not fat, big chest and big booty, sure her face was okay but I was staring at her neck choker while she was on top. I told myself I need to calm myself since I was a maniac this month but it's times like these that just bring me back. BTW as she told me, she works on Martes.

[SomeGuyCool]

Went to Green in BP a couple days ago in the afternoon. Walked in gave mama the entrance fee. Asked if I had been there before. I have but it had been years. Asked for Latina. Go into room and wait for Latina to walk in so I can see if she is for me. In walks in Ruby. I tell Mama she is good.

Undress hang out for a bit Ruby comes back. 5'4 D cups nice tushy. Gives me a lame massage on flip asks what I want. Tell her everything. Settle on $1. Even tho she wants $1. 2. Puts the cover on and she starts a CBJ like my guy is going to save the world. This woman knows how to handle business with her mouth. Full on done style. She just keep going. It was fantastic.

After that we do cowgirl, miss, doggy. She buries me with her chest and I pop. Very nice woman and takes care of you. She works Thurs and Fri. Recommend.

[Willie23]

Since it's tis the season and I'm in a giving mood.

Just came back from this. Found this one going thru the Chinese version of backpage.

I thought it was a apartment but gave directions to spot on Garvey in Rosemead.

Parked in the back and walked in and the mamasan greeted me and put me in a room but not before seeing the line up.

There were 3 and all were skinny spinners, and all spoke English. Picked coco and was led to the room. Paid Thirty Five for the hour and started to disrobe.

She came in moments later fully cloth and started to go brush her hands all over the place. I went straight for her nips and rolling them like joints. She started to give me a hand job and I started to disrobe her. Had her naked and she started to give me a BBBJ.

Technique needed more liquid and there was some teeth.

I motioned for her to hop on top and she did so Bare. She was wet but super tight. Went thru the typical positions and then she did something most providers don't do. She laid missionary, spread eagle with her purple monster, grabbed me and held me close like a GF and she started to suck on my ears and neck and that's where I lost it and finish deep inside her. She relaxed her kegels and she smiled everytime I throbbed my seed inside her.

She got up, and it all poured out. She grabbed a hot towel as got dressed.

My typical MO for these type of places is to leave Eighty on the table and there was never a discussion of tip.

Please help a brother out and come stretch the spinners here.

Here is the info.

SGV area code Four hundred- 8530.

They close at 9:30.

I should come up with a new acronym. UBBCIP: unexpected totally.

Wow. That was a find. Thanks for the tip. A couple details worth noting. The place is like Union Station with the level of goings and comings, chatter, doorbell, etc. Short walls mean a lot of shhhh signs from provider. I likely got the least attractive one there (no lineup), chunky but willing. Full bush and fresh punani. Fat eraser nipples. My loud next door neighbor was all about where he'd been (playing golf) and asking about the provider's boyfriend (???) and marveling that a CAMP in Rosemead was NOT closing on Christmas. Blah blah blah. Real boner killing idiocy. But my session was pleasant nevertheless.

[Soul Brother]

I had better luck with Nene at my last visit about a week ago. I arrived early, in fact mama had to call her to tell her a customer was there for her. I waited for about 10 minutes for her to arrive. With me being her first that day, she was actually smelling fresh which was not the case upon my first visit with her. The session was very enjoyable. She took her time, licking and sucking me all over, good DFK (a light cigarette taste but not unbearable) and some hot fucking with a nice variety of positions (rcg cg mish doggy spoon finish cip mish). Of course I didn't daty since I never do with parlor girls, but I would return to see her. It was also an added bonus since she recognizes me from visiting Cici and was seemingly flattered I was there for her haha. ("you know Cici in China? You come see me?