Massage Parlor Reports

[Spud666]

http://orangecounty.backpage.com/The...fany/153416067

A friend of mine has been getting FS in this 2 story building in Laguna Hills. I have been to that building before when I went to a massage place there a while back. At that time, I got an uninspired are&t and did not repeat. So when I saw this ad on BP with a different suite number, I thought that this must be the place he was talking about instaed. I was really in the mood for FS since it's been a while so I went in. I was greeted by a cute faced maybe 40 year old chick who called herself Anna. She charged. 5 for the HH so I thought OK this is the right price for the expected service. I gave her $100 bill and she showed me a room and told me to get naked. Pretty normal so far. She came in shortly after and proceeded with a chatty, crappy massage with zero teasing. After the flip I started caresing her leg up under her skirt. She then asked me if I want to touch her butt and I said sure, figuring that was her way of hint at what's on the menu. She then asked how much I would tip. Now I hate negotiating upfront as it is a turn off for me so I used my standard answer saying that I was generous and would take care of her. She kept demand a number from me (meanwhile she already has the $50 in change of mine that she never brought back). All this time she kept interjecting small talk about her being single and wanting a date, etc. Although I have been playing the monger game for over 10 years, she started to make me feel paranoid with her demands. I felt like this could be a sting so I told her I wasn't comfortable with verbally saying a number. She then said that the $50 she was holding back was enough and so I figured at this point I would be just happy with getting a HJ and get out of there. But NOOOO she wouldn't come close to it. After a bit more leg massage she says we're done. Then I pointed to my dick and she that is illegal here but girlfriends would do that for free. She then said she would give me here number for me to call later and we could go out for dinner and maybe a motel because that was more fun. I'm thinking, yeah whatever, so I asked for my change and she no, "you touched my butt and that was the tip for that". Seriously? She kept insisting that I text her and "we go out". By this time I sensed a losing battle since my change was nowhere in sight. I thought to myself, screw this, I just want out of here and since it was Christmas Eve I guess that would be my good will for the day. The whole thing was just plain weird. So I left. I was still horney so I headed over to my usual go to, JJ's, in LF and got with a new girl to this place but she was definitely not new to the business. She was nicely attractive and slender, about 40 and all natural. Started off with a great massage, then asked if it was my "first time here?" I said "no, I come here all the time but you are new here" and it was off to the races from there. She went for jr. From behind as I was still on my stomach and handled him like a pro. On the flip she asked what I wanted and I said everything. We agreed to $1. 2. She leaves and comes back with the kit, starts with CBJ for a bit, then whips her clothes off, motions me to stand up, she lays down on the table with her legs wide open and softly says "Fvck me baby" and, well you know the how the rest of this story ends. The funny thing is, I forgot to get her name. Anyway what started out as a crappy Christmas Eve at the first place ended up nicely at that second place.

[MalkMan]

Has anyone had a chance to try vy massage on Westminster and Fairview? Just popped up randomly when I was on my way home.

[AidanJ329]

Went to this place based off somewhat older reviews and was disappointed. I don't remember the name of the lady but she was horrible at massaging, I kept saying lighten up but she would just dig into my muscles like they were dough that needed to be kneaded. On the flip there was no negotiation and she started with HJ kinda rubbed the outside of my other spot and then tried to stick a finger in. It wasn't even like a subtle thing she tried to just shove it in and I was just kinda turned off competely so I couldn't finish. She said "next time finish" and then tried to charge me. 40 for an incomplete horrible job. Told her no and she got angry so I left 20 and got out of there as fast as I could because I didn't want to be there another second!

[Doggiefun29]

Has anyone else been here? I went once and the gals I saw weren't that great but it was cheap at the time. Don't remember what I paid but it was def below. 6.

I went about a year ago. Typical are / t. , typical rates. Nothing too exciting when I went.

[Action22]

What a shakedown this place is.

Was on my way over to Honey Spa when I passed Victoria Spa. I always smile at the hot af MILF at the front counter when I pass by and am usually rewarded with a glare or a frown. But this time she didn't glare or frown and actually smiled back. Against my better judgment I aborted the Honey Spa plan and took a sharp right into Victoria's. Lady at the front claimed to be the manager and called herself Victoria. Slim, tall, 40-something Vietnamese with an air of classiness about her. I asked how much and she smirked at me and quoted $95/ hr. WTF? AND she said a $.4 up front tip was required. I asked how much for half hour, and she said $65. By now some of the other hotties who were hiding in the back had peeked around the corner to see what was going on. With prices like that they can't have too many customers hanging around after hearing those prices. I was feeling adventurous and wanted to call her bluff so I bit. I told her that I'll do a half hour, including the pre-tip, as long as it was with her. $105 up front and I'm all in. She took me to a room and I waited about 10 minutes before she finally came in. Very business like and no teasing to speak of. But she was pretty hot and she let me paw at her over her clothes. What a princess. A Vietnamese Jackie -O, lol. On the flip she puts some lotion on me ans asks if I want a shower afterwards. I tell her sure. She then tells me that the shower is down the hall. What?? We're done? Where's my HE? I start telling her that with prices like that I expect to be wined, dined and 69'd, but I'll settle for a good ole' fashioned polishing of the pearl. She tells me time is up and if I want a HE it will be another $20 since we are going over the half hour. What a fucking shakedown. I agree and I'm surprised she didn't insist on getting the $20 right there and then (I had no intention of giving her the $20, btw) and she leaves the room. She returns 5 minutes later with 2 latex gloves on and proceeds to give me the most uninspired, mechanical & lazy HE of my mongering career. Afterwards I use the shower and sneak out while the front counter is temporarily empty. Now I got to get to Honey or any of the other spa using the south entrance so I don't walk past that place.

I had a great experience there several weeks ago. Some known OC AMP vets work or maybe should I say, worked there. Heat musr be on right now in CM. That building is a trip. One stop shopping, so many places LOL.

[Jon Jones]

Yep, at least 60 years old. Skinny and a pussy so big I could park my car there. But she gives a great BBBJCIM and rimjob. I think she's been doing this for decades and the experience shows.

Is she the one who is at least 60 years old and wears her hair in pigtails? I also recall she wore an outfit that made her look like a Chinese Swiss Miss. Weird. She took me to the curtained room just to the left when you enter the main room. No privacy whatsoever. I was so uncomfortable that I didn't want any extra and just got a lame massage and left to go see Coco down the street.

[NathanCross]

BP advertises what you seek, city Santa Ana. I have no insight other than that.

Went there Thursday night but the parking lot is packed. People hanging out infront of the surrounding shops. Lots of eyes on you. I wasn't brave enough to try and this parlor has no review on RM. Anyone been there and can give some info? Located off 17th and Ross I think.

[Lovergrrl]

One of the best older Asians in OC is Jenny at Lucky Pavilion in Westminster. Price is great and Jenny's service is superb. Not the most attractive provider on the block, but has a great menu for reasonable tip.

Is she the one who is at least 60 years old and wears her hair in pigtails? I also recall she wore an outfit that made her look like a Chinese Swiss Miss. Weird. She took me to the curtained room just to the left when you enter the main room. No privacy whatsoever. I was so uncomfortable that I didn't want any extra and just got a lame massage and left to go see Coco down the street.

[Silverware]

Has anyone else been here? I went once and the gals I saw weren't that great but it was cheap at the time. Don't remember what I paid but it was def below. 6.

Standard rub and tug that's had the same two or three girls for years. You're not going to find any provider under 35 here.

There's some reviews from a long while back that they at some point offered more than HJ but now it's nothing special other than it somehow hasn't gotten shut down in what is otherwise a pretty dry city. I reckon they get most of their traffic from the sports bar a few doors down. The ice cream shop in the center is the best in town!

[Amoreux]

Going to be back in SoCal for Christmas season, and I've had my share of older Asian masseuse and I've grown to like a good experience service over young inexperience ones. Is there few that you recommend for good probing from the back with some teasing? I don't even want a FS, just a nice are&T for this little man. I miss socal for this reason. So many good options. And happy holidays.

One of the best older Asians in OC is Jenny at Lucky Pavilion in Westminster. Price is great and Jenny's service is superb. Not the most attractive provider on the block, but has a great menu for reasonable tip.

[LongChorizo]

There have been occasional references to Filipinas on BP lately, which can be searched through that site. I figured that was what was meant.

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I will definitely do more searching. Happy hunting.

[LongChorizo]

Going to be back in SoCal for Christmas season, and I've had my share of older Asian masseuse and I've grown to like a good experience service over young inexperience ones. Is there few that you recommend for good probing from the back with some teasing? I don't even want a FS, just a nice are&T for this little man. I miss socal for this reason. So many good options. And happy holidays.

I recommend Golden Spa I believe is called in Orange. Some teasing from behind was amazing. I reviewed that place. I believe is Golden Spa in Orange on Tustin Ave.

[LongChorizo]

Quick question for you all long time pros or very active mongers.

If you could recommend a place with beautiful Latinas, what place would you recommend? I love Asians but I am trying to find a Latina place with hot Latinas, it could only be HE, but if more is offered, like FS, even better. My budget is $200. This will be my Christmas present. If you need any Asian leads, ask away. I am just looking for the best smoking hot place with Latinas.

Thanks boys! Happy hunting.

[OCTatts]

Anybody remember that sexy asian hair stylist that would advertise on backpage in OC? She had pics of herself crawling on a bed in bra and panties. What happened to her?

You mean the milfy Korean lady who wore a lot of makeup, and would work in a legit hair place?

Yeah too bad I don't see her ads anywhere.

I remember somebody reviewed her and the guy freaked out after she drank champagne and almost rode him bareback.

Hell, I would be totally into that!

[AlDawg111]

Can someone PM me a place where I can get a manscape and a CBJ? Please? I know places that offer one or the other. I'm hoping to find a one shop stop. Thanks!

Dawg.