Massage Parlor Reports

[JakeLaMotta69]

I'm headed to NY in a few days and thought about hitting up Chinatown. I'll be staying in Long Island City but I think I can find the best for my money in Chinatown. I've already got a couple of recommendations from folks there but just curious if anyone here has any insight.

If you're staying in LIC you might want to try Queens, like maybe Flushing, Corona, Maspeth and other areas out that way. Lots of good Asian and Latin places.

Also, it's been a while since I've hobbied in NYC, but there might be more AMP action around the Lincoln Tunnel area (West 30's and 40's) than in Chinatown. But like I said it's been a while, so do some research. Please PM me. I'm interested to hear what you can turn up for my next trip.

Try these sites:

http://www.spahunters.com/

http://utopiaguide.com/forums/forums/new-york.2/

[Erik Shawn]

I'm headed to NY in a few days and thought about hitting up Chinatown. I'll be staying in Long Island City but I think I can find the best for my money in Chinatown. I've already got a couple of recommendations from folks there but just curious if anyone here has any insight.

[MassageAwesome]

Was the FWB Chinese? I haven't found a Chinese girl that can suck a dick very well. Who every teaches them that is worse than the HJ training that most of them receive. The ones out of NY seem to have better skills, but they don't hang around as long as the girls from LA. It's like there is a place somewhere in LA teaches these girls to pull your dick off.

There was a song back in the day called Hummer Girls. Part of the lyrics said "Chinese girls make head sick. " LOL made me think of that. Unless they're porn stars, no Asian I know gives good head. I'm sure someone in Mongerworld has found someone.

About my FWB. She was white. Funny thing is that I met her while dating her daughter. When daughter and I broke up we became FWB, although we fucked a few times while I was dating the daughter (who I was also fucking after we broke up) LOL. Oh my younger days LOL.

[Citizenofdis69]

PM me too Please.

Me three! I know my post count is kinda low, but maybe Inch is in a generous mood today.

[Dudeatl]

Gots to do what I gots to do to keep Inch happy. Only shared public 1 kitty I ate from the 7 or 8 lately LOL. Those other I'm keeping via pm with regular contributors.

Are these all Chinese gals, or are you keeping a Viet harem to yourself. Most of the Chinese girls I know tell me they don't like it-- sounds like Chinese guys don't like to eat box, so they aren't familiar with it. Of course the hardened pros are going to do almost anything for the right money.

[Dudeatl]

Some of the ugly ones know how to work a dick. I used to have a FWB connection with an ugly girl. She was overweight and older but knew how to suck and work a dick. If anyone had luck at Q let us know.
Meanwhile I did a quick venture in my area tonight, mainly Cobb Parkway

iRelax (heard happiness could be had here) saw a cute Asian woman with a nice body walking out the Hispanic store next door and go to a white Jeep. She watched me walk in. Semi cute woman at desk asking if I calle for an appointment. Told her I just wanted a card. As I walked out, woman at Jeep inside her vehicle but still staring at me. I smiled at her and waved. Went to my go to...

Ming Xing 2- both of my usuals (Alice and Linda) there. Alice called out for Linda, then they talked in Chinese for about 30 seconds before Alice told me to come back in 15 mins.

Drove down to A1. Open sign on but door locked

Went to Massage Spring on Windy Hill. Cute Asian woman with great English told me to come back tomorrow cuz they busy. I asked if Hannah stilll worked there and gave me this who the hell are you talking about look and said No Hannah here.

Back to MX2. Alice told me to come back in 20 min. Apparently someone beat me to the earlier 15 min. She asked if I was coming back. I told her I would but I just went home. Busy in Mongerland tonight I see.

Was the FWB Chinese? I haven't found a Chinese girl that can suck a dick very well. Who every teaches them that is worse than the HJ training that most of them receive. The ones out of NY seem to have better skills, but they don't hang around as long as the girls from LA. It's like there is a place somewhere in LA teaches these girls to pull your dick off.

[MassageAwesome]

Reminds me of an old military buddy I had: "Why do ugly women suck dick better? They have to!" As long as you can tolerate the type of woman you mentioned, you'll have many more options than I have. Let us know what happens if you hook up at Q. Curious if she's offering no holds barred services (although I won't partake).

It's always the ugly, older, or BBW women that knew how to suck a dick. My FWB was all 3. It's like they watch porn more than us LOL. I'm sure more than HJ is offered at Q. When she was there, Joanna did BBBJ for 80 but it was more hand than mouth. She also charged 200 for FS (wouldn't even done it for 100). I given up on trying again. I've even called twice and got no answer.

[Niteluvr]

Some of the ugly ones know how to work a dick. I used to have a FWB connection with an ugly girl. She was overweight and older but knew how to suck and work a dick. If anyone had luck at Q let us know.

Reminds me of an old military buddy I had: "Why do ugly women suck dick better? They have to!" As long as you can tolerate the type of woman you mentioned, you'll have many more options than I have. Let us know what happens if you hook up at Q. Curious if she's offering no holds barred services (although I won't partake).

[MassageAwesome]

I'm sure she's just busy during the day so she locks the door, but most CAMPs now lock their doors at night. Given Q's location, it's definitely smart to keep the door locked at night. What I don't understand is why she allegedly gets so much business since she's fugly as hell.

Some of the ugly ones know how to work a dick. I used to have a FWB connection with an ugly girl. She was overweight and older but knew how to suck and work a dick. If anyone had luck at Q let us know.
Meanwhile I did a quick venture in my area tonight, mainly Cobb Parkway

iRelax (heard happiness could be had here) saw a cute Asian woman with a nice body walking out the Hispanic store next door and go to a white Jeep. She watched me walk in. Semi cute woman at desk asking if I calle for an appointment. Told her I just wanted a card. As I walked out, woman at Jeep inside her vehicle but still staring at me. I smiled at her and waved. Went to my go to...

Ming Xing 2- both of my usuals (Alice and Linda) there. Alice called out for Linda, then they talked in Chinese for about 30 seconds before Alice told me to come back in 15 mins.

Drove down to A1. Open sign on but door locked

Went to Massage Spring on Windy Hill. Cute Asian woman with great English told me to come back tomorrow cuz they busy. I asked if Hannah stilll worked there and gave me this who the hell are you talking about look and said No Hannah here.

Back to MX2. Alice told me to come back in 20 min. Apparently someone beat me to the earlier 15 min. She asked if I was coming back. I told her I would but I just went home. Busy in Mongerland tonight I see.

[Niteluvr]

So remember my post about going last week and there was a sign saying "come back later"? Well "later" was last night. Pulled up at 8:30. The open sign was lit. I open the door. It's locked. Woman comes to window. I point to open sign and ask if they open. She gives me a strange look. I didn't want to argue so I left. I arrive back today around 3. I always park on the side, so no one can see me when they are driving on S. Cobb Dr. I see a woman peeking out through the window. As I open the door (open sign is on), again it is locked. But I don't see anyone in the front lobby. I parked on the opposite side 30 minutes later. Again I go to the door, which is locked. So I give up. I know only one person there but I wonder if she got robbed or something or just being cautious.

I'm sure she's just busy during the day so she locks the door, but most CAMPs now lock their doors at night. Given Q's location, it's definitely smart to keep the door locked at night. What I don't understand is why she allegedly gets so much business since she's fugly as hell.

[SmartSexy2286]

The women at Enjoy are benefiting from the Hype. I was there and I saw a flood of you guys rushing in to see the new shiny toy. There is no need for them to take any chances when 20 or 30 guys a day are willing to TOFTT, and then a return visit hoping that the second time is the charm. The cute girl upfront with the nice dress is very smart, we had a long talk during my session, this isn't her first rodeo. Their livelihood is based off of reading you, like a good hand of poker. Don't be the one to get strung along. While others.

Stopped by last night around 8:30 and all ladies were busy with clients in the room. Saw one of us mongers came out and tipped good so I am sure what Inch is saying is true. You just need to get a right girl.

Stay Safe. !!

[Petey1015]

If you visit this place please skip Tina.

Is there someone else you recommend?

[MassageAwesome]

So remember my post about going last week and there was a sign saying "come back later"? Well "later" was last night. Pulled up at 8:30. The open sign was lit. I open the door. It's locked. Woman comes to window. I point to open sign and ask if they open. She gives me a strange look. I didn't want to argue so I left. I arrive back today around 3. I always park on the side, so no one can see me when they are driving on S. Cobb Dr. I see a woman peeking out through the window. As I open the door (open sign is on), again it is locked. But I don't see anyone in the front lobby. I parked on the opposite side 30 minutes later. Again I go to the door, which is locked. So I give up. I know only one person there but I wonder if she got robbed or something or just being cautious.

[Navingp]

I stopped by today. The lady that gave me massage was strictly massage only. Didn't even tease or graze. She had soft hands and good techniques though. Could you share your info with me?

If you visit this place please skip Tina.

[BillDavis007]

The women at Enjoy are benefiting from the Hype. I was there and I saw a flood of you guys rushing in to see the new shiny toy. There is no need for them to take any chances when 20 or 30 guys a day are willing to TOFTT, and then a return visit hoping that the second time is the charm. The cute girl upfront with the nice dress is very smart, we had a long talk during my session, this isn't her first rodeo. Their livelihood is based off of reading you, like a good hand of poker. Don't be the one to get strung along. While others.

The whole charade is not only sad but comical, too.