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[GolfGuy]

If I want to find a lady that's someone is talking about, how would I if the persons review doesn't have a link? How can I post a link as well for one of my future reviews?

Everyone is talking about providors on the usaadultclassifieds.info website only.

[Puritanical]

Saw them both this weekend and it feels apt to review then together as theyre both $/ hhr and are also on complete opposite sides of the service spectrum. LadyJ is an older provider but still very attractive with massive tits. Like seriously massive. Kyla is 20 ish, very slender, with small titties. When you enter ladyJs room, expect to be lept upon and your member worked like she's a Rottweiler on bath salts. This proceeds throughout the encounter, she puts in 110%. You both will sweat. I was having trouble completing and she did everything in her power to make it happen, it was exactly what you'd want if you were in that scenario, even going over the time. Entering Kyla's room starts with a lot of small talk, getting comfortable, before she disrobes and your I'd takes over. I can't keep my hands off her, she is exactly what I like. It was my 2nd meeting with her and she performed much better than the first time, but not like a spun Rottweiler more like a raccoon whose half full already. She is a total sweetheart, you just have to be into her submissive act. If you want to dictate what happens with the cute girl next door and like spinners, go for Kyla. If you want to buy a ticket and take a roller coaster ride with no safety bar, go for lady J.

Both have a place in the hobby, and fill 2 different niches. I would see both again and plan to.

[D Nut]

After a long work trip, I wanted a lttle welcome home with someone I was familiar with. I had seen Juliette often before and she had become that comfortable set of PJs I wear to chill. We had a familiarity that was pleasant, relaxing, no-pressure, and just what I wanted to come home to. (I have read the reports of her being cold, but I guess we were buddies. She was always talkative and animated in the way buddies are.).

Sadly, I couldn't find her ad. I couldn't find her on EE's website. I also noticed that there were only TWO girls listed on the website. I seem to remember a time that at one point he had about a dozen or so ladies that he was coordinating schedules for. I assumed with the gift giving season upon us, there would be more ladies seeking additional income. I guess I was wrong. EE was always dependable so hoping he gets a roster upgrade.

I will miss Juliette, but I wish her well if she has left the biz; hoping she has moved on to better things.

[LuckyNutz]

Nothing fries me more than a "booker" not giving the heads up that a girl might be leaving. Had the situation happen in Los Angeles with Teagan Summer who was a porn star. Walked in to the dream.

She smiled and within two minutes she began to cry. Basically wasted my entire time crying. When I called QOD she told me that she had been given the heads up of her MO that morning and apologized.

But still that couldve been avoided with a simple pulling of the ad.

Had a visit with Madeleine of EE, very nice body as in pictures, smaller up top than pics showed. She was not into it and I had to initiate everything. She said this was her last day and was planning on getting married. She was definitely not into it and I'm thinking that the way she acted that she needs to move on. She was nice when she was not yawning and did eventually get going a little bit. Said she had seen a few guys this week just wished they would have posted a review as I would have looked else where. Again Steve is great to deal with. And will continue with him and EE. Just not with her again.

[Clem12]

I respect both of you and we have pm'd a lot of info back and forth. I do not watch very much TV! I know someone who got busted that way in Cincy via what was brought with him and not what was said in the room. Be safe.

I've never been busted but I have heard lots of stories about how people slip up.

If you watch Cops on TV they will separate the john and the provider and then ask the john what her name is. And they don't want her "biz" name.

A provider told me about an undercover copy who had sex with the provider and THEN busted her.

Another undercover cop, according to my provider friend, bared his privates at her request, then when she started taking off her clothes tucked it away and busted her.

Of course I'm taking these anecdotes at face value with no way to verify them, but they are certainly in my mind when I visit someone.

Seems like payment after the fact is the best way to protect yourself.

[Mbgbe696]

Had a visit with Madeleine of EE, very nice body as in pictures, smaller up top than pics showed. She was not into it and I had to initiate everything. She said this was her last day and was planning on getting married. She was definitely not into it and I'm thinking that the way she acted that she needs to move on. She was nice when she was not yawning and did eventually get going a little bit. Said she had seen a few guys this week just wished they would have posted a review as I would have looked else where. Again Steve is great to deal with. And will continue with him and EE. Just not with her again.

[Twisted69]

Have to agree with HL29. Unless I know them really well I just won't pick shit up because I'm not their personal shopper.

I respect both of you and we have pm'd a lot of info back and forth. I do not watch very much TV! I know someone who got busted that way in Cincy via what was brought with him and not what was said in the room. Be safe.

[Twisted69]

If I want to find a lady that's someone is talking about, how would I if the persons review doesn't have a link? How can I post a link as well for one of my future reviews?

Read back through the forum and you will get an idea if it is a post based on recent previous conversations. Or if the post is in response to another post "highlighted" the provider will be mentioned on the previous post.

To post a link just copy the address and then paste in your posted review.

[CletusTheYokel]

Hi all, I TOFTT with Meagon: http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...good-time.html.

The good: really cute girl. Nice busty body. Nice girl. FS good. Incall was at a private residence; someone else was there but it all seemed safe enough. Normal acronyms.

The bad: Nothing very bad. She was GFE, but it took a little work on my part. Did not really want to do oral--it was brief. Beautiful body, but one that is showing signs of habits. She said she was a bit shy and nervous and would warm up more on a second visit. I think that's right.

Overall good but not great. Ill repeat as she is pretty easy for me to drive to. If she gets more GFE and fun, then she will be great. So Ill see if she does warm up a second time.

Stay safe gents.

C.

[CrissyLynn2015]

I know I do not have a lot of posts but I used to be senior until I left about a year ago. Anyway, like others who have posted it is very frustrating to make plans with a provider and then it not happen. I had two separate appointments with a well-reviewed provider in NKY area recently only to get crickets the morning of the meeting. Everything was great the night before but then nothing when it was time to meet. The last time I actually went to the area she lives and waited to hear back. Despite five or six emails and a couple texts, nothing. In fact, still nothing after three days. Then yesterday, I had something planned for 1:30 with another fairly well reviewed provider in Cincy. I had the apartment number and everything. When I arrive I check my texts and see she had sent two messages. One right when we were supposed to meet saying it had to be pushed back 15 minutes. No problem, I thought. But a couple minutes later, another text came in and she had to cancel. While I was there in parking lot. Just very frustrating, especially since my circumstances make it necessary for me to take off work to make a dream. When people bail last minute or completely ghost, it is nearly impossible to come up with a last second backup plan. Just venting. Stay safe.

One of these have GOT to be me. I am so flipping sorry. You can ask most and they will say I'm very reliable, I mean you know that from first time! But ever since I switched out my dang phone, I literally don't get A TON of my texts or fb or it goes into no service. I love the phone because its huge and really cool BUT looks as though I'm going to need to trade in for a different one. Once again babe, I am really sorry. Please shoot me a text or email when you can so I can make this up to you.

[LuvnLivn]

I have to agree that I thought I was special also, but getting her to reply to text has been a very trying ordeal. I have seen her for about 6 months and when you are with her you feel like the only one. She makes you feel that good and want to come back for more even if it is hard to connect. Good luck to all that get to see her.

Tried moving this to the opinion thread but copy / paste wouldn't work on tablet.

We all like variety. I would venture to say even the providers do. How many of us have found one we really like who is dependable and enjoyable, yet we still go through the hassle of screening, risk, first-meeting awkwardness, etc. , just to try someone different? I realize that some providers only care about the $, and any guy with a few bucks and a hard-on will do. But isn't it possible that some of them want variety too? Even if they have to go through those same hassles of screening, etc. , maybe they get tired of the same ol' same ol' when they know there's something different out there. Like us, maybe the dependable "sure thing" is less alluring than trying something different, and challenging, and maybe a little risky for the sake of excitement. Obviously, someone who can't get enough business doesn't have this luxury. But the very popular ones get to pick and choose who they see. I'm not suggesting this is the case with Joseline, as I've only seen her once and we didn't do a lot of talking. Maybe I'm misguided or naive but in chatting with a few ladies, I get the feeling this might sometimes be the case. Ladies, feel free to weigh in on this.

LuvnLivn.

[FourtyFour44]

If I want to find a lady that's someone is talking about, how would I if the persons review doesn't have a link? How can I post a link as well for one of my future reviews?

[RogerOver]

I decline to pick up items the first time because of the fact that LEO uses that tactic to definitely identify your not at the wrong room or hotel I. E. Mt. Dew and a box of marlboro green label. Try to talk your way out of that coincidence!

Man you've been watching way to many made for TV movies. LEO don't need a Mt. Dew or a pack of cigs to stroke you on a soliciting charge they just need you to say I'm paying you money to have sex that's it. HL29.

Have to agree with HL29. Unless I know them really well I just won't pick shit up because I'm not their personal shopper.

[RogerOver]

She's been reviewed a few times. Been around a few years off and on. Cute face thin body with surgical damage on breasts. Good attitude and performance. Reviews are most notable about her hygiene. Really bad and seems to always be bad. Last time I saw her the b. O. Smell was overwhelming. Other reviews to the same.

I've personally never seen her, but I do have an associate that used to pick her up (she wasn't mobile) and take her somewhere on a car date. He told me they barebacked every time. He never mentioned her hygiene though.

Seriously. This isn't one of those "my friend" reviews being used as a cover for me. It's all hearsay and third party. No reason not to believe him though.

[TeeJay69]

Anyone know what's happened with Luscious Lips / Sami? She just vanished back in October. One of my faves!