Massage Parlor Reports

**Speaker Boner** · 12-08-17 01:22

Originally Posted by SpeakerBoner [View Original Post]

The Chinese writing in the video literally says "
Advertising Production Contact: 7020 6014".

LOL! I must have run it through a bogus translator. I could've sworn it said something else.
God forbid I get the advertising production company contact number for some shitty Backpage Asian massage parlor wrong. Yikes!
...that's actually funny that you checked that... must be a slow day.

**PootangPuncher** · 12-07-17 18:43

I don't post every time I go to one of the local AMP's because it is usually the same basic thing that happens. I get a massage and a HE and I go on my way. However, every once in a while something fun happens that you want to share. Last time it was the lady falling off my back when she was walking on me. Today, I got a amazing shot in at the shiatsu place on 15 and dequindre. I'm still laughing and it's been abou 4 hours since it happened.

So I walk in today and it's not busy at all. One lady sitting on the couch who greets me and takes me to the room. I pay for the hour and get undressed and lay on the table. She comes back in and immediately starts with the light touch massage at my feet and slowly works her way up to my neck and ask me if I want one or two today? Says she recognizes me but I don't think I ever saw her before. Who knows for sure as I have been there often. Any way, I tell her two but not sure I will get a second one to come out LOL. Sometimes I can but most time I can't shoot twice in a hour. She laughs and does the light touch thing for 5 min and tells me to turn over. She grabs the boys and starts doing her thing. She is standing over me with her face About 3 feet over my junk doing that blowing air on your junk thing and going at it pretty good. I exploded and when I say exploded, I mean I shot off a power nut and hit her right in the eye socket with perfect accuracy and force. I heard it it before I saw her hand come up to her face. Had her face not took the brunt of it. I think it would have shot 6-7 feet in the air LOL. Told her sorry as I was laughing my ass off. She was a little pissed at first but she even laughed after a min or two.

**Fast69** · 12-07-17 10:23

Any where in mac cnty area with a great massage and BJ?

**FeelTheNeed** · 12-07-17 08:51

Looking to play while the cats away. Any thoughts on these? JC Deep Tissue, on Kelly. Been here before, I think her name was Connie, maybe Anna? She was ok, but a little too old. I see they have "new girls". There's a ton of stuff on Hayes & Van Dyke, and looks like new one on Garfield. What about Tokyo, Bella or Health Foot on 12 Mile? Sophia's is my favorite, but not going to be in that area. I RTFF but don't see anything recent. Looking for decent massage with lots of teasing. Other suggestions?

**Speaker Boner** · 12-07-17 00:22

Originally Posted by Dmd7765 [View Original Post]

Looked at the BP ad, the video has porn massage clips. Located on 10 mile, fairly new place.

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...ening/42406992

The Chinese writing in the video literally says "
Advertising Production Contact: 7020 6014".

**Speaker Boner** · 12-07-17 00:20

Originally Posted by Guyneedsfun [View Original Post]

Had to laugh at the "don't screw it up" quote. She listens to what mamasan tells her and she has been there for years.

LOL! I was thinking the same thing. How would one "screw it up" with her? I suppose if you accidentally pooped in her mouth while she was tossing your salad. I've done just about everything else with her, and I haven't "screwed it up" yet.

**Guyneedsfun** · 12-06-17 11:13

Originally Posted by DA9988 [View Original Post]

This place won't last long if they are not 100% legit. The station is right across the street.

Hit this location as I was in the area and had time to spare. First came in and was offered 4 hands and glad that I decided on a single. Only offered DIY which I declined and packed up. The other girl who is a little older seemed a little more out going but I will not repeat.

**Fast69** · 12-06-17 10:43

Anyone been to Sun Shine massage on Harper? I've been there twice. Real good massage but nothing else.

**DA9988** · 12-05-17 19:58

Originally Posted by Dmd7765 [View Original Post]

Looked at the BP ad, the video has porn massage clips. Located on 10 mile, fairly new place.

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...ening/42406992

This place won't last long if they are not 100% legit. The station is right across the street.

**HungaryMan** · 12-05-17 18:43

Another site like this had mongers listing Annie at M1 - has anyone tried her there?

**Dmd7765** · 12-05-17 17:03

Looked at the BP ad, the video has porn massage clips. Located on 10 mile, fairly new place.

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...ening/42406992

**Trump10** · 12-05-17 15:26

Originally Posted by Hockey0999 [View Original Post]

I know we all know this place is closed down. I went here twice and had good liking 20 somethings give a standard HE. They try and upsell. I was able to get the girl with the big naturals to take her top off for. 60! ! Way to much money for a HE. Decent looking girls though. Any places close by compare to the talent? Thanks in advance.

Hopefully the police will charge them with Price Gouging.

**Guyneedsfun** · 12-05-17 11:41

Originally Posted by CigarCharlie [View Original Post]

Finally made my first visit to M1 while in town for business. I had an early meeting downtown Monday morning so I decided to he'd up on Sunday and see if I could find a cure for my yellow fever. Headed to M1 to give it a try after reading so many positive reports on this board. I got there mid afternoon thinking it wouldn't be busy and was ready to play 20 questions with mama. Rang the bell a few times before mama came out looking like she had just stepped out of the shower. I got the usual run down and told her it was my first time and a friend had recommended it throwing in that I wouldn't be disappointed. She hesitated, asked to see my drivers license then said OK; you want shower? I said yes and handed her $160. Before you bust my balls, I know many of you are paying less but I didn't want a few bucks to keep me from having the full experience. Mama started to give me back part of what I had handed her, I could tell she was torn and she eventually put the cash in the pocket of her robe and told me to get ready. So I'm sitting there and I could hear the guy in the next room hitting it pretty hard and I'm thinking great, I got to follow that animal! Shit.

Fortunately, before Hercules was done the door opened and an angel came through the door and her name was Yellow! JACKPOT! Off the shower to scrub the twig and berries I did find it unusual that she busted out a bar of Irish spring instead of some mystery body scrub; I almost started whistling the jungle but refrained. Back to the room and she says fun first then massage. I am a big fan of anal play and she gave one of the rim jobs I've ever received, there were a couple of times I thought she was going to stick her head in my ass. She switched to oral whith a predictable technique until she shoved her finger in my ass and started wiggling it like a fish that had just been thrown on the dock. I busted within moments and she said you make big mess, how you cum so much. Massage was ok but let's face it that's not why we go. After about 15 minutes I say I want a second pop and she dutifully busts out a cover and goes to work. At about this time the bell rings twice and I'm think shit, this is going to be cut short but she just kept on riding. I flipped her to mish and mama started yelling for her to hurry up and she just smiled and started rubbing her clit. After I made sure she was done I went ahead and finished. She cleaned up, helped me get dressed and saw me out.

You all have a gen here, treat her right and don't screw it up.

Had to laugh at the "don't screw it up" quote. She listens to what mamasan tells her and she has been there for years.

**Tj144** · 12-05-17 00:44

Long time lurker and finally building up the balls to get into the hobby myself. The reviews on M1 make it sound like a great place to start. Is it ever busy when you guys go? What's the best time of the week to head in there and any tips for a first timer?

I think I'll start there just to get a feel for it, but I'm really looking for a place I could get a great BBBJ fairly regularly and hopefully contribute back with some reviews. The ones I've had recently have been less than stellar and I think it's time to try something new out. Linda in Troy and Tiffany at Saigon both sound promising and within the area. Any other recommendations strictly for that?

**Hockey0999** · 12-04-17 22:34

Saw Kayley at magic a couple weeks ago. First time there but acted like I've been before! She acted like she seen me before and gave a great table shower. She is very playful and fun. Decent looking for her age. She gave a nice massage and a great flip. Gave a nice CBJ. Gave her. 80 she seemed ok but not happy. Told her I gave her. 60 last time and then she asked me.

When I was coming back. Decent place but seem aged for my taste.