Massage Parlor Reports

[coolshemp]

Does anyone know what happened to Relief Thai on Western? My ATF was there but now it looks as though they are closed for good. Were they shut down?

[Senkai12]

This is probably a standard question, but I'm visiting LA for the next 2 days and am trying to find some FS places with maybe some natural latinas, any recommendations? If you guys ever visit San Diego I know most of the good ones so I'd be glad to help you out.

[IFunnyTaker]

I've been seeing these ads in backpages want to know if they are worth a visit any of you fellows been to any of these locations.

Longbeach. backpage.com/ TherapeuticMassage /8 pm-to-4 am-come-see-the-best-latinas-213-915-1930/135209463.

http://losangeles.backpage.com/Femal...-area/52566852

http://losangeles.backpage.com/Thera...bs-23/26151137

[Socalimp]

Weho Jenny has been located and been confirmed personally. She is everything you say and then some.

It's a late on a Sunday night in October of '16. I find myself driving away from a chick's apartment with more questions than answers. Just moments prior I had done something that girls stereotypically do to guys. Fake an orgasm. But this time around it was her who got her rocks of and me who was left with that deep insatiable itch. So as I drove I thought back on my last month of hookups and realized that in more than a few of them I'd done the same thing. Given my females the pleasure they deserve while knowing I would need something far more deviant to achieve my own.

All that sex I'd had just lacked an animalistic, raw guttural FIRE. And fortunately for me it was all about to change.

Tonight I will share my story.

I had heard about this famed website Rubmaps and even browsed it once before. But a "handjob" wasn't going to do me any good. I needed more. And I needed it fast.

I pull over in Hancock Park in a nice secluded area and decide to give this Rubmap things another go. My loins were absolutely raging and my sexual curiosity was expanding at a rate I'd never felt before. For the first time I had the instinct and confidence to turn what was once a fantasy into my actual reality. I noticed a there was a somewhat hidden "advanced search" option on Rubmaps (the free, not paid version) and it allowed me to select "FS. " Now I'm such a novice at this point that I honestly did not know what that meant. But when I saw it next to BJ and other hardcore terms, I knew this wasn't going to be less, it was going to be more.

To my total astonishment a place nearby had quite a few reviews. I couldn't read them but the sheer number of them gave me hope. And to my delight a place that was "FS" was still open and only a mile away. 11 pm on a Sunday night? It just can't be.

It was then that I made my first trip to the Burger Joint on SMB.

After a somewhat nervous entry, the mamasan lead me to a dingy little room. I'd never been inside a place like this so I wasn't sure what I was going to get or what the code of conduct would be. I get naked, lay down and put the towel over myself. After a couple of nervous minutes I hear a knock and then a cute little "herrrro?" I'm too nervous to look back so I fumble some words and hear a set of high heels make its way towards me. As soon as her hand hit my back I couldn't help it. I just had to look. She was in her thirties, maybe 5'2" without heels, and wearing one of the sexiest school girl costumes I'd ever soon. Almost as soon as the massage began she and I had ripped all over her clothes off and fucked in every single position you could imagine. Doggy, her on top, reverse cowgirl and then she goes "rook me in dee eyes while you fruck me. " I pick her up, throw her onto the table and fuck her missionary with her legs wrapped tightly around my back. She's moaning so loud at this point but I don't even care. Who's going to know? This place must know what's going on right? We stare intensely into each others eyes and she starts blowing me kisses and licking her lips just to entice me. I cum deeply inside her. She then leans forward and puts her tongue halfway down my throat.

It was at that moment that I knew I'd found what I'd been missing all those years. The glory that is paying for sex.

Many trips to the Burger Joint later I find myself wanting something more. I gave that place on Fairfax just below the Boulevard a try and got mixed results. One time I had a girl around 20-23 years old give me the best BBBJ ever (and she had braces to boot, it was incredible).

Eventually I discover this site and keep hearing about this sacred "WeHo Jenny. " It somehow goes forgotten in my mind and I let myself monger along elsewhere. A few lame trips to Momo later I realize that this can't be the best of the best. My Asian gal at the Burger Joint was long gone and the larger latina fake-ass fake-titties girls they'd been dealing me every time were just not my thing. It's spinners and I want and therefore it's spinners I shall have.

Late one night I'm driving home from my girlfriend of the moment's pad and decide that despite my financial woes I just HAVE to get a little bit of that ultimate pleasure. I pull into a 7-11 to grab a beer. Sometimes having a single beer will help me relax, I'll do a little thinking and potentially change my mind. We'll as I get out of my ride I turn around and look up. On the second story is a lady, not a young one mind you, and she blows me a kiss. She's smoking a cigarette. Maybe it's nothing? I head inside. Clerk rings me up and in the corner of my right eye I see the ATM. What was she doing up there so late? Blowing me a kiss? I decided that I wasn't going to research it at all. I fact I was going to go up there right now.

It took me a while to find the right door, but when I did I knew immediately that my instincts were correct. The warm old lady invited me inside, saying she was so happy I decided to join her. Now I was a bit weirded out about her age. After all I am a young guy. Most likely even a young guy by the standards of the posters on this board. But for some reason that night her age turned me on more than it turned me off. What followed I will say was the best most surreal blowjob of my life. I'm not one for having my ass licked, and this woman did it only briefly, but that gave was to a glorious situation where I face fucked this woman for a good twenty minutes any fucking way I chose. I told her to get on her knees. She did. She licked and kissed and caressed every single inch of lower abdomen. I found myself in such sexual epiphany that I started to masturbate while she was on her knees. I'd occasionally push her gaping wide mouth onto my wood while I beat it, and then I did. I blew the biggest load of my life all over her face and down into her throat. She gave me the most pornstar dead stare directly into my soul while the seed of my youth poured all over every orifice. She rubbed it onto her old saggy titties and told me "you do good job. " I pull out of the 7-11 and think wow I wish I would've gotten her name. That was just something else. And then it hit me. I'd just had my first encounter with WeHo Jenny. And god damn is she good.

The places I go to:

7-11 (ask for Diana, my god this woman is amazing. Saturday / Sunday only).

Burger Joint (hasn't been good lately, avoid Gina she's stiff and underenthused).

Momo (these girls are so spent it's just sad. Avoid).

That Mysterious Health Center (so far so good, smoking hot girls only. Definetely the place I'm going to next).

Dhara Dhavi (best prostate massage ever, but it's long gone).

Fairfax Joint Just South of The Boulevard (haven't been in a couple of months but last time I was there the girls were hot. That said I've had a lot of OK experiences there. Not consistent enough for my money).

If anyone wants specific advice or intel on any of the spots or girls shoot me a DM. This is literally my first post to this site. Nice to meet you all.

[Member #5596]

Had a good little time at That Mysterious Health Center last night with one of the finest Latina spinners I've ever met. I must say that the attitude in this place is great. The girls aren't nervous or agitated, they're super laid back and honestly they make it fun. I will say that anytime I step into an AMP I do my best to make the girls feel comfortable by joking around. I think that goes a long ways. Anyways last night I asked the mama to show me the lineup. She couldn't have been happier to show me her gaggle of spinner babes. I love that this place specializes in the petite. Personally I have little to no interest in big fake asses and big rock hard bolt on cans. I'm much more of a appreciator for the natural, and the small. This gorgeous girl walks in and I actually stumbled back a bit. Another poster on here has called her out by name but I'm going to refrain from doing it out on the public forum. The dresses these chicks wear. My god. It's cock heaven. Anyways she and the other girl laugh and wave and I tell mama I'll be taking the Latina. OoOOooo am I excited. Now. I wait. I decided I'd pop back a little mini shot of Jack Daniels while I wait for my stunner to return. About five minutes later she comes in. Rubs her hands on my back a bit, we make some small talk, we both start laughing and she just sits down on the table next to me. Now we're just chatting and I have to tell her my god you have such an incredible body. She lets me pull up the dress, massage her ass that must've been hand made by God himself. She slowly slips it above her nipples and invites me to indulge my palate. And that I do. Now she's stradling me, just whipping her hair on face while she dry humps me. It's so hot. We chat a bit more and then she says "shhhh. " and uses her mouth to load the rubber. She gives me a decent hummer and comes up for air. "How you like?" Well the Jack Daniels made me a bit lazy so I let her take the lead on top. She rides me good and I ask her to flip so I can see her ass. Now here's where it gets interesting. RCG to me was always a standard position. And probably my favorite one. But she did this thing where both of her feet were against the bottom my ballsack while she rode my D. My god her asshole is beautiful. She and I start laughing again and she wants it doggy. I give it to her hard for a few minutes. She's even into it, or acting so well that I'd give her an Oscar if I could. She even takes the mirror in the room and turns it so we can both look into it. She smiles once its just right and says "fuck me good daddy. " We stare at each other while I'm railing her and finally she wants me on top. I give her the ol' mission for a few minutes and finally just have to ask for a little more of that foot pancake flippin' RCG. She obliges and I bust.

We end up talking and hanging out for about 5-7 minutes after everything was cleaned up. She's a super cool chick.

Will be making many more visits back to this place. It has a good vibe.

Now if anyone could assist in giving me the contact info for an AAMP or even a petite provider with a tight V, I would really really appreciate it. I want to move on from regular AMPs.

Thanks all.

RRR.

[BigBadNut]

A great story teller is priceless.

It's a late on a Sunday night in October of '16. I find myself driving away from a chick's apartment with more questions than answers. Just moments prior I had done something that girls stereotypically do to guys. Fake an orgasm. But this time around it was her who got her rocks of and me who was left with that deep insatiable itch. So as I drove I thought back on my last month of hookups and realized that in more than a few of them I'd done the same thing. Given my females the pleasure they deserve while knowing I would need something far more deviant to achieve my own.

All that sex I'd had just lacked an animalistic, raw guttural FIRE. And fortunately for me it was all about to change.

Tonight I will share my story.

I had heard about this famed website Rubmaps and even browsed it once before. But a "handjob" wasn't going to do me any good. I needed more. And I needed it fast.

I pull over in Hancock Park in a nice secluded area and decide to give this Rubmap things another go. My loins were absolutely raging and my sexual curiosity was expanding at a rate I'd never felt before. For the first time I had the instinct and confidence to turn what was once a fantasy into my actual reality. I noticed a there was a somewhat hidden "advanced search" option on Rubmaps (the free, not paid version) and it allowed me to select "FS. " Now I'm such a novice at this point that I honestly did not know what that meant. But when I saw it next to BJ and other hardcore terms, I knew this wasn't going to be less, it was going to be more.

To my total astonishment a place nearby had quite a few reviews. I couldn't read them but the sheer number of them gave me hope. And to my delight a place that was "FS" was still open and only a mile away. 11 pm on a Sunday night? It just can't be.

It was then that I made my first trip to the Burger Joint on SMB.

After a somewhat nervous entry, the mamasan lead me to a dingy little room. I'd never been inside a place like this so I wasn't sure what I was going to get or what the code of conduct would be. I get naked, lay down and put the towel over myself. After a couple of nervous minutes I hear a knock and then a cute little "herrrro?" I'm too nervous to look back so I fumble some words and hear a set of high heels make its way towards me. As soon as her hand hit my back I couldn't help it. I just had to look. She was in her thirties, maybe 5'2" without heels, and wearing one of the sexiest school girl costumes I'd ever soon. Almost as soon as the massage began she and I had ripped all over her clothes off and fucked in every single position you could imagine. Doggy, her on top, reverse cowgirl and then she goes "rook me in dee eyes while you fruck me. " I pick her up, throw her onto the table and fuck her missionary with her legs wrapped tightly around my back. She's moaning so loud at this point but I don't even care. Who's going to know? This place must know what's going on right? We stare intensely into each others eyes and she starts blowing me kisses and licking her lips just to entice me. I cum deeply inside her. She then leans forward and puts her tongue halfway down my throat.

It was at that moment that I knew I'd found what I'd been missing all those years. The glory that is paying for sex.

Many trips to the Burger Joint later I find myself wanting something more. I gave that place on Fairfax just below the Boulevard a try and got mixed results. One time I had a girl around 20-23 years old give me the best BBBJ ever (and she had braces to boot, it was incredible).

Eventually I discover this site and keep hearing about this sacred "WeHo Jenny. " It somehow goes forgotten in my mind and I let myself monger along elsewhere. A few lame trips to Momo later I realize that this can't be the best of the best. My Asian gal at the Burger Joint was long gone and the larger latina fake-ass fake-titties girls they'd been dealing me every time were just not my thing. It's spinners and I want and therefore it's spinners I shall have.

Late one night I'm driving home from my girlfriend of the moment's pad and decide that despite my financial woes I just HAVE to get a little bit of that ultimate pleasure. I pull into a 7-11 to grab a beer. Sometimes having a single beer will help me relax, I'll do a little thinking and potentially change my mind. We'll as I get out of my ride I turn around and look up. On the second story is a lady, not a young one mind you, and she blows me a kiss. She's smoking a cigarette. Maybe it's nothing? I head inside. Clerk rings me up and in the corner of my right eye I see the ATM. What was she doing up there so late? Blowing me a kiss? I decided that I wasn't going to online research it at all. In fact I was going to go up there right now.

It took me a while to find the right door, but when I did I knew immediately that my instincts were correct. The warm old lady invited me inside, saying she was so happy I decided to join her. Now I was a bit weirded out about her age. After all I am a young guy. Most likely even a young guy by the standards of the posters on this board. But for some reason that night her age turned me on more than it turned me off. What followed I will say was the best most surreal blowjob of my life. I'm not one for having my ass licked, and this woman did it only briefly, but that gave was to a glorious situation where I face fucked this woman for a good twenty minutes any fucking way I chose. I told her to get on her knees. She did. She licked and kissed and caressed every single inch of lower abdomen. I found myself in such sexual epiphany that I started to masturbate while she was on her knees. I'd occasionally push her gaping wide mouth onto my wood while I beat it, and then I did. I blew the biggest load of my life all over her face and down into her throat. She gave me the most pornstar dead stare directly into my soul while the seed of my youth poured all over every orifice. She rubbed it onto her old saggy titties and told me "you do good job. " I pull out of the 7-11 and think wow I wish I would've gotten her name. That was just something else. And then it hit me. I'd just had my first encounter with WeHo Jenny. And god damn is she good.

The places I go to:

7-11 (ask for Diana, my god this woman is amazing. Saturday / Sunday only).

Burger Joint (hasn't been good lately, avoid Gina she's stiff and underenthused).

Momo (these girls are so spent it's just sad. Avoid).

That Mysterious Health Center (so far so good, smoking hot girls only. Definetely the place I'm going to next).

Dhara Dhavi (best prostate massage ever, but it's long gone).

Fairfax Joint Just South of The Boulevard (haven't been in a couple of months but last time I was there the girls were hot. That said I've had a lot of OK experiences there. Not consistent enough for my money).

If anyone wants specific advice or intel on any of the spots or girls shoot me a DM. This is literally my first post to this site. Nice to meet you all.

[Member #5596]

Yes finding an AAMP is my next goal. I've worn off the parlors on SMB. If you have a decent one I'd love to find out about it. Maybe DM me, if you're cool with it. Appreciate the kind words.

Welcome Ruffy,

Best first post ever! You found the right site, there's so much info here.

You may want to venture a little further than SMblvd, you can monger all ethnicities depending on where you go from SFV to the OC.

Momo was a standard a while back, Jenny, well Jenny, a legend all should meet once.

And check the AAMPs, with very hot Kdolls or Thais. Happy mongering.

[Leche]

Welcome Ruffy,

Best first post ever! You found the right site, there's so much info here.

You may want to venture a little further than SMblvd, you can monger all ethnicities depending on where you go from SFV to the OC.

Momo was a standard a while back, Jenny, well Jenny, a legend all should meet once.

And check the AAMPs, with very hot Kdolls or Thais. Happy mongering.

It's a late on a Sunday night in October of '16.......
This is literally my first post to this site. Nice to meet you all.

[Member #5596]

It's a late on a Sunday night in October of '16. I find myself driving away from a chick's apartment with more questions than answers. Just moments prior I had done something that girls stereotypically do to guys. Fake an orgasm. But this time around it was her who got her rocks of and me who was left with that deep insatiable itch. So as I drove I thought back on my last month of hookups and realized that in more than a few of them I'd done the same thing. Given my females the pleasure they deserve while knowing I would need something far more deviant to achieve my own.

All that sex I'd had just lacked an animalistic, raw guttural FIRE. And fortunately for me it was all about to change.

Tonight I will share my story.

I had heard about this famed website Rubmaps and even browsed it once before. But a "handjob" wasn't going to do me any good. I needed more. And I needed it fast.

I pull over in Hancock Park in a nice secluded area and decide to give this Rubmap things another go. My loins were absolutely raging and my sexual curiosity was expanding at a rate I'd never felt before. For the first time I had the instinct and confidence to turn what was once a fantasy into my actual reality. I noticed a there was a somewhat hidden "advanced search" option on Rubmaps (the free, not paid version) and it allowed me to select "FS. " Now I'm such a novice at this point that I honestly did not know what that meant. But when I saw it next to BJ and other hardcore terms, I knew this wasn't going to be less, it was going to be more.

To my total astonishment a place nearby had quite a few reviews. I couldn't read them but the sheer number of them gave me hope. And to my delight a place that was "FS" was still open and only a mile away. 11 pm on a Sunday night? It just can't be.

It was then that I made my first trip to the Burger Joint on SMB.

After a somewhat nervous entry, the mamasan lead me to a dingy little room. I'd never been inside a place like this so I wasn't sure what I was going to get or what the code of conduct would be. I get naked, lay down and put the towel over myself. After a couple of nervous minutes I hear a knock and then a cute little "herrrro?" I'm too nervous to look back so I fumble some words and hear a set of high heels make its way towards me. As soon as her hand hit my back I couldn't help it. I just had to look. She was in her thirties, maybe 5'2" without heels, and wearing one of the sexiest school girl costumes I'd ever soon. Almost as soon as the massage began she and I had ripped all over her clothes off and fucked in every single position you could imagine. Doggy, her on top, reverse cowgirl and then she goes "rook me in dee eyes while you fruck me. " I pick her up, throw her onto the table and fuck her missionary with her legs wrapped tightly around my back. She's moaning so loud at this point but I don't even care. Who's going to know? This place must know what's going on right? We stare intensely into each others eyes and she starts blowing me kisses and licking her lips just to entice me. I cum deeply inside her. She then leans forward and puts her tongue halfway down my throat.

It was at that moment that I knew I'd found what I'd been missing all those years. The glory that is paying for sex.

Many trips to the Burger Joint later I find myself wanting something more. I gave that place on Fairfax just below the Boulevard a try and got mixed results. One time I had a girl around 20-23 years old give me the best BBBJ ever (and she had braces to boot, it was incredible).

Eventually I discover this site and keep hearing about this sacred "WeHo Jenny. " It somehow goes forgotten in my mind and I let myself monger along elsewhere. A few lame trips to Momo later I realize that this can't be the best of the best. My Asian gal at the Burger Joint was long gone and the larger latina fake-ass fake-titties girls they'd been dealing me every time were just not my thing. It's spinners and I want and therefore it's spinners I shall have.

Late one night I'm driving home from my girlfriend of the moment's pad and decide that despite my financial woes I just HAVE to get a little bit of that ultimate pleasure. I pull into a 7-11 to grab a beer. Sometimes having a single beer will help me relax, I'll do a little thinking and potentially change my mind. We'll as I get out of my ride I turn around and look up. On the second story is a lady, not a young one mind you, and she blows me a kiss. She's smoking a cigarette. Maybe it's nothing? I head inside. Clerk rings me up and in the corner of my right eye I see the ATM. What was she doing up there so late? Blowing me a kiss? I decided that I wasn't going to online research it at all. In fact I was going to go up there right now.

It took me a while to find the right door, but when I did I knew immediately that my instincts were correct. The warm old lady invited me inside, saying she was so happy I decided to join her. Now I was a bit weirded out about her age. After all I am a young guy. Most likely even a young guy by the standards of the posters on this board. But for some reason that night her age turned me on more than it turned me off. What followed I will say was the best most surreal blowjob of my life. I'm not one for having my ass licked, and this woman did it only briefly, but that gave was to a glorious situation where I face fucked this woman for a good twenty minutes any fucking way I chose. I told her to get on her knees. She did. She licked and kissed and caressed every single inch of lower abdomen. I found myself in such sexual epiphany that I started to masturbate while she was on her knees. I'd occasionally push her gaping wide mouth onto my wood while I beat it, and then I did. I blew the biggest load of my life all over her face and down into her throat. She gave me the most pornstar dead stare directly into my soul while the seed of my youth poured all over every orifice. She rubbed it onto her old saggy titties and told me "you do good job. " I pull out of the 7-11 and think wow I wish I would've gotten her name. That was just something else. And then it hit me. I'd just had my first encounter with WeHo Jenny. And god damn is she good.

The places I go to:

7-11 (ask for Diana, my god this woman is amazing. Saturday / Sunday only).

Burger Joint (hasn't been good lately, avoid Gina she's stiff and underenthused).

Momo (these girls are so spent it's just sad. Avoid).

That Mysterious Health Center (so far so good, smoking hot girls only. Definetely the place I'm going to next).

Dhara Dhavi (best prostate massage ever, but it's long gone).

Fairfax Joint Just South of The Boulevard (haven't been in a couple of months but last time I was there the girls were hot. That said I've had a lot of OK experiences there. Not consistent enough for my money).

If anyone wants specific advice or intel on any of the spots or girls shoot me a DM. This is literally my first post to this site. Nice to meet you all.

[Member #5596]

It's a late on a Sunday night in October of '16. I find myself driving away from a chick's apartment with more questions than answers. Just moments prior I had done something that girls stereotypically do to guys. Fake an orgasm. But this time around it was her who got her rocks of and me who was left with that deep insatiable itch. So as I drove I thought back on my last month of hookups and realized that in more than a few of them I'd done the same thing. Given my females the pleasure they deserve while knowing I would need something far more deviant to achieve my own.

All that sex I'd had just lacked an animalistic, raw guttural FIRE. And fortunately for me it was all about to change.

Tonight I will share my story.

I had heard about this famed website Rubmaps and even browsed it once before. But a "handjob" wasn't going to do me any good. I needed more. And I needed it fast.

I pull over in Hancock Park in a nice secluded area and decide to give this Rubmap things another go. My loins were absolutely raging and my sexual curiosity was expanding at a rate I'd never felt before. For the first time I had the instinct and confidence to turn what was once a fantasy into my actual reality. I noticed a there was a somewhat hidden "advanced search" option on Rubmaps (the free, not paid version) and it allowed me to select "FS. " Now I'm such a novice at this point that I honestly did not know what that meant. But when I saw it next to BJ and other hardcore terms, I knew this wasn't going to be less, it was going to be more.

To my total astonishment a place nearby had quite a few reviews. I couldn't read them but the sheer number of them gave me hope. And to my delight a place that was "FS" was still open and only a mile away. 11 pm on a Sunday night? It just can't be.

It was then that I made my first trip to the Burger Joint on SMB.

After a somewhat nervous entry, the mamasan lead me to a dingy little room. I'd never been inside a place like this so I wasn't sure what I was going to get or what the code of conduct would be. I get naked, lay down and put the towel over myself. After a couple of nervous minutes I hear a knock and then a cute little "herrrro?" I'm too nervous to look back so I fumble some words and hear a set of high heels make its way towards me. As soon as her hand hit my back I couldn't help it. I just had to look. She was in her thirties, maybe 5'2" without heels, and wearing one of the sexiest school girl costumes I'd ever soon. Almost as soon as the massage began she and I had ripped all over her clothes off and fucked in every single position you could imagine. Doggy, her on top, reverse cowgirl and then she goes "rook me in dee eyes while you fruck me. " I pick her up, throw her onto the table and fuck her missionary with her legs wrapped tightly around my back. She's moaning so loud at this point but I don't even care. Who's going to know? This place must know what's going on right? We stare intensely into each others eyes and she starts blowing me kisses and licking her lips just to entice me. I cum deeply inside her. She then leans forward and puts her tongue halfway down my throat.

It was at that moment that I knew I'd found what I'd been missing all those years. The glory that is paying for sex.

Many trips to the Burger Joint later I find myself wanting something more. I gave that place on Fairfax just below the Boulevard a try and got mixed results. One time I had a girl around 20-23 years old give me the best BBBJ ever (and she had braces to boot, it was incredible).

Eventually I discover this site and keep hearing about this sacred "WeHo Jenny. " It somehow goes forgotten in my mind and I let myself monger along elsewhere. A few lame trips to Momo later I realize that this can't be the best of the best. My Asian gal at the Burger Joint was long gone and the larger latina fake-ass fake-titties girls they'd been dealing me every time were just not my thing. It's spinners and I want and therefore it's spinners I shall have.

Late one night I'm driving home from my girlfriend of the moment's pad and decide that despite my financial woes I just HAVE to get a little bit of that ultimate pleasure. I pull into a 7-11 to grab a beer. Sometimes having a single beer will help me relax, I'll do a little thinking and potentially change my mind. We'll as I get out of my ride I turn around and look up. On the second story is a lady, not a young one mind you, and she blows me a kiss. She's smoking a cigarette. Maybe it's nothing? I head inside. Clerk rings me up and in the corner of my right eye I see the ATM. What was she doing up there so late? Blowing me a kiss? I decided that I wasn't going to research it at all. I fact I was going to go up there right now.

It took me a while to find the right door, but when I did I knew immediately that my instincts were correct. The warm old lady invited me inside, saying she was so happy I decided to join her. Now I was a bit weirded out about her age. After all I am a young guy. Most likely even a young guy by the standards of the posters on this board. But for some reason that night her age turned me on more than it turned me off. What followed I will say was the best most surreal blowjob of my life. I'm not one for having my ass licked, and this woman did it only briefly, but that gave was to a glorious situation where I face fucked this woman for a good twenty minutes any fucking way I chose. I told her to get on her knees. She did. She licked and kissed and caressed every single inch of lower abdomen. I found myself in such sexual epiphany that I started to masturbate while she was on her knees. I'd occasionally push her gaping wide mouth onto my wood while I beat it, and then I did. I blew the biggest load of my life all over her face and down into her throat. She gave me the most pornstar dead stare directly into my soul while the seed of my youth poured all over every orifice. She rubbed it onto her old saggy titties and told me "you do good job. " I pull out of the 7-11 and think wow I wish I would've gotten her name. That was just something else. And then it hit me. I'd just had my first encounter with WeHo Jenny. And god damn is she good.

The places I go to:

7-11 (ask for Diana, my god this woman is amazing. Saturday / Sunday only).

Burger Joint (hasn't been good lately, avoid Gina she's stiff and underenthused).

Momo (these girls are so spent it's just sad. Avoid).

That Mysterious Health Center (so far so good, smoking hot girls only. Definetely the place I'm going to next).

Dhara Dhavi (best prostate massage ever, but it's long gone).

Fairfax Joint Just South of The Boulevard (haven't been in a couple of months but last time I was there the girls were hot. That said I've had a lot of OK experiences there. Not consistent enough for my money).

If anyone wants specific advice or intel on any of the spots or girls shoot me a DM. This is literally my first post to this site. Nice to meet you all.

[JKeeney]

It's the third time here! First time I went I was Barbie. Young super spinner white girl look about 6. Service 8 doesn't complain go hard! She will take it! The second time had Mia a Latina spinner looks 8 service 9! Also can take Dick well but she looks into your eyes while you fuck the shit out of her and will blow you kisses! The third time had Paola looks 9 service 9! Her body is awesome! Go try them out!

Sounds awesome, been wanting to try a Latina parlor.

Do you have an address and rough price estimate?

[Member #5794]

Hey guys, are there any good BBBJ or BBFS places near UCLA? I tried 19 XX gold just to dip my toes, but I want something more than a standard clothed HE.

Try the sororities on hilgard.

[Donaj]

Just got back from Eco. This is my 4th time there in the past year. I've always had good experiences there, but rarely go because it is kind of far from where I live, though tonight I was in the area and thought I'd stop by.

I got there around 6 PM, I asked the front desk woman if I could get to pick and she abliged (they always let you, that's one of the things I like about the place). There were only two girls working; the first Kelly was a HOT latina with blond hair. The second was Cathy, a HOT latina with brownish blonde hair. Both girls were amazingly hot, the kind of girls you see on Spanish Television on their sexy game shows; big fake tits, big fake ass, hot face.

It was hard to choose, but I ended up going with Cathy just because she reminded me of a hot latina I used to work with.

She came in about 2 minutes later, she asked if I'd been there before, I told her I had and she then proceeded to disrobe so I could see her body (it was amazing). She had me lay on my stomach so that she could give me a massage; it was just light rubbing for about 10 minutes. Her large boobs would rub against my body, which felt nice so I reached back behind me and grabbed them as she massaged me. They felt natural though I think they were fake due to their size in comparison to her body size (petite).

I then flipped over.

Her body was amazing and face was amazing; she is definitely a 10, she had a great personality and we talked a lot, would definitely repeat, she only works there "freelance" as she has a real office job and only comes into the shop on Thursdays and Sundays - though infrequently. I'd probably best to call and ask for her.

Whoa! I almost had a hard on reading your post. Where is this location BTW?

[Centipede]

Hey guys, are there any good BBBJ or BBFS places near UCLA? I tried 19 XX gold just to dip my toes, but I want something more than a standard clothed HE.

[BoulderBoy]

Just got back from Eco. This is my 4th time there in the past year. I've always had good experiences there, but rarely go because it is kind of far from where I live, though tonight I was in the area and thought I'd stop by.

I got there around 6 PM, I asked the front desk woman if I could get to pick and she abliged (they always let you, that's one of the things I like about the place). There were only two girls working; the first Kelly was a HOT latina with blond hair. The second was Cathy, a HOT latina with brownish blonde hair. Both girls were amazingly hot, the kind of girls you see on Spanish Television on their sexy game shows; big fake tits, big fake ass, hot face.

It was hard to choose, but I ended up going with Cathy just because she reminded me of a hot latina I used to work with.

She came in about 2 minutes later, she asked if I'd been there before, I told her I had and she then proceeded to disrobe so I could see her body (it was amazing). She had me lay on my stomach so that she could give me a massage; it was just light rubbing for about 10 minutes. Her large boobs would rub against my body, which felt nice so I reached back behind me and grabbed them as she massaged me. They felt natural though I think they were fake due to their size in comparison to her body size (petite).

I then flipped over.

Her body was amazing and face was amazing; she is definitely a 10, she had a great personality and we talked a lot, would definitely repeat, she only works there "freelance" as she has a real office job and only comes into the shop on Thursdays and Sundays - though infrequently. I'd probably best to call and ask for her.

Anyone know what the rest of the talent is like there? VolvoBen's description is exactly what I'm looking for but I called and they said nobody with those names work there.

While I'm at it, I see ads on backpage of these places that have unbelievably hot (and fit, not plumpers) Latina girls. One is in the Downey area. I think Baldwin Park as well. Plus, what I'm hearing here. I don't want to be stuck with a BBW! I'd love to find girls that actually look like these photos in the ads. Here's one of them. http://la.backpage.com/TherapeuticMa...cial/139325257.