Massage Parlor Reports

[LCB]

FYI, Coffee aka Leena was fired for lying to customers, telling them that other girls are busy or not working.

Also, Toy is on a 20 day vacation.

-LCB.

[LCB]

What was on the menu? Any BBFS? The seedy element kind of interests me. There was a place in Everett a long time ago that was similar sounding. Table shower & open menu for 100 all inclusive. It was the basement level of an old house right on Evergreen way. Totally seedy.

-LCB.

Hi why'all, I'm new to the PNW and decided to take my chances at tulip this morning. Gave the standard hoiuse fee and asked for jojo. Lisa said she was the only one availible, so I got stuck with her. It was so dark in there, I couldn't even see enough to count the house fee. From what I could see, Lisa looked like a total granny. I got a quick lackluster massage, and she left the room abruptly twice. I use the term room loosely, as there are just curtains and partitions that don't even reach the ceiling. All of a sudden the place lit up as a fellow monger walked in. I heard a cute younger sounding masseuse take him to the room next to me. Meanwhile lisa is trying to negotiate. 8 from me. My little head could not resist and the next thing I know we are trying not to make too much noise as to disturb the folks in the next room. Total waste of money, and I wouldn't return even for jojo. The whole hearing the guy next to me thing was too much of a turn off. Fellow monger, if you're reading this, I hope you had more fun than I did and sorry for any distractions I may have caused you.

I've also tried the place in Fremont on the Burke Gilman trail. No fun to be had there, but I did get the best massage of my life and left happier than I left tulip today.

[GinVermo]

Hi why'all, I'm new to the PNW and decided to take my chances at tulip this morning. Gave the standard hoiuse fee and asked for jojo. Lisa said she was the only one availible, so I got stuck with her. It was so dark in there, I couldn't even see enough to count the house fee. From what I could see, Lisa looked like a total granny. I got a quick lackluster massage, and she left the room abruptly twice. I use the term room loosely, as there are just curtains and partitions that don't even reach the ceiling. All of a sudden the place lit up as a fellow monger walked in. I heard a cute younger sounding masseuse take him to the room next to me. Meanwhile lisa is trying to negotiate. 8 from me. My little head could not resist and the next thing I know we are trying not to make too much noise as to disturb the folks in the next room. Total waste of money, and I wouldn't return even for jojo. The whole hearing the guy next to me thing was too much of a turn off. Fellow monger, if you're reading this, I hope you had more fun than I did and sorry for any distractions I may have caused you.

I've also tried the place in Fremont on the Burke Gilman trail. No fun to be had there, but I did get the best massage of my life and left happier than I left tulip today.

I hate operations like that--and they know what they are doing: Ripping us off. Sorry that happened, but I appreciate the heads-up.

[ShyGuy77]

Hi why'all, I'm new to the PNW and decided to take my chances at tulip this morning. Gave the standard hoiuse fee and asked for jojo. Lisa said she was the only one availible, so I got stuck with her. It was so dark in there, I couldn't even see enough to count the house fee. From what I could see, Lisa looked like a total granny. I got a quick lackluster massage, and she left the room abruptly twice. I use the term room loosely, as there are just curtains and partitions that don't even reach the ceiling. All of a sudden the place lit up as a fellow monger walked in. I heard a cute younger sounding masseuse take him to the room next to me. Meanwhile lisa is trying to negotiate. 8 from me. My little head could not resist and the next thing I know we are trying not to make too much noise as to disturb the folks in the next room. Total waste of money, and I wouldn't return even for jojo. The whole hearing the guy next to me thing was too much of a turn off. Fellow monger, if you're reading this, I hope you had more fun than I did and sorry for any distractions I may have caused you.

I've also tried the place in Fremont on the Burke Gilman trail. No fun to be had there, but I did get the best massage of my life and left happier than I left tulip today.

[LCB]

If that's the case, it's strange that he referred to it as "Dato" and "AR" Anyhow. Got it, she licked his pooper. Get this lady some mouth wash, please!

-LCB.

Check the "Abbreviations" at the top of this page:

AR Anal Rimming (Oral stimulation of anus).

[OneByOne]

Check the "Abbreviations" at the top of this page:

AR Anal Rimming (Oral stimulation of anus).

Hmm, got it! Still, though, just saying Rimming would have been enough.

[GreyJake]

I just tried to do a google search of various search terms containing "AR", but nothing informative came up.

Could it mean Ass Rimming (which is actually somewhat of a misnomer, as Rimming means a woman licking a man's anus).

Check the "Abbreviations" at the top of this page:

AR Anal Rimming (Oral stimulation of anus).

[OneByOne]

What is "AR"? I'm not familiar with the term. Also, can anyone confirm if BBFS is on the menu there?

-LCB.

I just tried to do a google search of various search terms containing "AR", but nothing informative came up.

Could it mean Ass Rimming (which is actually somewhat of a misnomer, as Rimming means a woman licking a man's anus).

[LCB]

What is "AR"? I'm not familiar with the term. Also, can anyone confirm if BBFS is on the menu there?

-LCB.

Took time off during lunch hour and made it to Tulip Spa this week. The spa is right on the main road and looks normal from the outside. When I pushed open the door, it was a whole different feeling. The place was dark, unkept and smelled of action. A lady with whom I had confirmed the appointment earlier greeted me and took me straight to a massage room. She was 40-ish, not a great body, but was very excited to do business. No doors inside and only curtains separating rooms. She spoke not one word of English, but she conveyed her intentions by grabbing on to my jewels tightly. I insisted on seeing other ladies in the spa, but she wouldn't understand English and kept on milking my jewels. I decided to give up and negotiated for. 4 for FS, besides. 6 for the house fee. I felt it was not a bad deal for some action. There was no TS offered, and no foreplay of massage. Things got escalated very quickly when I was lying on the table. I wasn't comfortable with the curtains and the constant distraction of other mongers floating around. The lady (whose name I still don't know) wanted to get straight to CFS, but I had other stuff in mind. I insisted on BBBJ and AR, but she wouldn't agree. Upon several attempts, she went out and sent another lady to help me out. The other day was a relief. She was better looking and spoke decent English. She walked me out one room to another with my balls out in the open.

Once I got to the other room, the second lady asked me for extra tip of. 4 for doing whatever I want. I gladly paid her and expressed my desire. She pulled out her dress in one swift move and flashed herself in no time. Due to lack of TS, she sprayed my toy with some kinda disinfectant spray. It felt like I was on fire. When she worked her tongue down on my shaft, it felt soothing, cool and heavenly. She knew her stuff and I was helping her to do better. There was DATY and DATO too in 69 position. She also didn't shy away from providing AR. I was controlling myself not to let go.

Sensing the atmosphere, I figured it was a good idea to go for CFS. There was 15 minutes of hardcore action in cowboy and doggie positions, until I finally let myself out. There was no DFK involved. When it was all over, I stormed out of there because the place was packed by customers.

I wouldn't go back because it didn't feel safe.

[OneByOne]

I just want to quickly chime in that if you're not from a big city or don't generally know the rules about walking around at night in a large city, the International District really isn't a place you want to be traipsing around alone after rush hour.

I have not been there in a long time, but your point is well stated.

[Michael1967]

There are quite a few places in the International District, which is in the south part of Downtown Seattle (not too far from Pike Place market), but reporst about such places (along with srvices provided) vary. Here are links to a number of those ads on backpage:

I just want to quickly chime in that if you're not from a big city or don't generally know the rules about walking around at night in a large city, the International District really isn't a place you want to be traipsing around alone after rush hour.

[HouseG80]

Took time off during lunch hour and made it to Tulip Spa this week. The spa is right on the main road and looks normal from the outside. When I pushed open the door, it was a whole different feeling. The place was dark, unkept and smelled of action. A lady with whom I had confirmed the appointment earlier greeted me and took me straight to a massage room. She was 40-ish, not a great body, but was very excited to do business. No doors inside and only curtains separating rooms. She spoke not one word of English, but she conveyed her intentions by grabbing on to my jewels tightly. I insisted on seeing other ladies in the spa, but she wouldn't understand English and kept on milking my jewels. I decided to give up and negotiated for. 4 for FS, besides. 6 for the house fee. I felt it was not a bad deal for some action. There was no TS offered, and no foreplay of massage. Things got escalated very quickly when I was lying on the table. I wasn't comfortable with the curtains and the constant distraction of other mongers floating around. The lady (whose name I still don't know) wanted to get straight to CFS, but I had other stuff in mind. I insisted on BBBJ and AR, but she wouldn't agree. Upon several attempts, she went out and sent another lady to help me out. The other day was a relief. She was better looking and spoke decent English. She walked me out one room to another with my balls out in the open.

Once I got to the other room, the second lady asked me for extra tip of. 4 for doing whatever I want. I gladly paid her and expressed my desire. She pulled out her dress in one swift move and flashed herself in no time. Due to lack of TS, she sprayed my toy with some kinda disinfectant spray. It felt like I was on fire. When she worked her tongue down on my shaft, it felt soothing, cool and heavenly. She knew her stuff and I was helping her to do better. There was DATY and DATO too in 69 position. She also didn't shy away from providing AR. I was controlling myself not to let go.

Sensing the atmosphere, I figured it was a good idea to go for CFS. There was 15 minutes of hardcore action in cowboy and doggie positions, until I finally let myself out. There was no DFK involved. When it was all over, I stormed out of there because the place was packed by customers.

I wouldn't go back because it didn't feel safe.

[CookieGuy]

Hello fellow mongers. I'm in the Reston / Tuckwila area for a couple days and have a couple of leads on spas in Reston. Read through the forums and didn't find any specific information about these. One is called Highland (on Duvall in Reston), another doesn't have a name listed, but it's in the 8000 block of 14th Ave. S, closer to Seattle proper. Any ideas on where to go in this area, or if either of these two places has been visited / reviewed, I'd really appreciate some help. Looking for CFS.

Have solid knowledge of the Chicago scene for anyone who happens to visit our lovely city.

Thank you,

Ildiavolo.

Highland has FS but they have bad attitudes and rush you out REALLY fast.

Vina Sauna has FS, but Julie is pushing 50 and needs to retire. She DOES know her stuff though.

Jessica's spa has FS, but is a bunch of big titted, chubby white girls and high prices. I haven't had good experiences there, but others seem to.

Sunset Spa. White girls usually, and high prices, I think. I've never been there. I* think every other place in Renton and Tukwilla are HJ only (if that).

[OneByOne]

Mongers,

I will be in town this weekend. Is there any good places downtown Pike place area. I will not have a car and will be in foot.

There are quite a few places in the International District, which is in the south part of Downtown Seattle (not too far from Pike Place market), but reporst about such places (along with srvices provided) vary. Here are links to a number of those ads on backpage:

http://seattle.backpage.com/Therapeu...touch/58693347

http://seattle.backpage.com/Therapeu...-2093/51146908

http://seattle.backpage.com/Therapeu...80%BF/58414992

http://seattle.backpage.com/Therapeu...-7875/36818117

http://seattle.backpage.com/Therapeu...-9277/22119496

Again I'll state that I have no direct experience with any of those places (and I believe there are more).

[Bhanson475]

Mongers,

I will be in town this weekend. Is there any good places downtown Pike place area. I will not have a car and will be in foot.