Massage Parlor Reports

[DocOck81]

Just want to echo and reinforce Robert's assertion here. I've seen hundreds of masseuses over the past 40+ years here in St. Louis. Most always, if the room is warm enough, the lighting is soft enough, there is maybe some soothing music or a background sound machine, I have a good time. Assuming the ending is at least average, of course. When it ends with more than I expected, I'm even more pleased. That's why a modestly priced woman of average looks, who is even in her middle to older years, is preferable to a really hot younger woman who is just in it for the cash, and gives you very little reason to come back.

Such is the case with both Lilia and Abby. I gave each of them a second chance after seeing them shortly after Lake put them up on her website. The second go-around was even worse than the first, so I never went back to either. A great body is wonderful, but in the end, if there's no joy in the interaction, and if you have to put up with a sullen attitude, or a snobbiness like Robert says, why go back? It's the sensation and brain-boost that you're hoping for. Which is why the little head so often wins out when we're first standing there looking at the woman who just might bring us to orgasm. Even if our big head is screaming GET OUT!, which could happen for any number of reasons. .

I have been to the national chain places a few times and every time I go I end with the fattest woman working and they usually offer to relieve 'all my stress' on the flip but I always decline because, you know, fat girls are a no fly zone for me. But, I have been to a local, name brand type place, and end up the hottest women and, to my surprise, they offered the same. Since these girls are hot as fuck, I never decline. It is not a place you would expect extras to be offered but it happens. One of the masseuses I even managed to talk in to an at-home massage so she got the full amount and that turned into a pretty hot fuck session for not much more than the cost of the massage.

[Lovethatbob]

This is the same Abby that was with Ygnd she is super hot but just like lilia Robotic and snobby she has tried to be on her own before and that didn't work this one really! Thinks she is hot shit watch out guys this is a money dump.

Just want to echo and reinforce Robert's assertion here. I've seen hundreds of masseuses over the past 40+ years here in St. Louis. Most always, if the room is warm enough, the lighting is soft enough, there is maybe some soothing music or a background sound machine, I have a good time. Assuming the ending is at least average, of course. When it ends with more than I expected, I'm even more pleased. That's why a modestly priced woman of average looks, who is even in her middle to older years, is preferable to a really hot younger woman who is just in it for the cash, and gives you very little reason to come back.

Such is the case with both Lilia and Abby. I gave each of them a second chance after seeing them shortly after Lake put them up on her website. The second go-around was even worse than the first, so I never went back to either. A great body is wonderful, but in the end, if there's no joy in the interaction, and if you have to put up with a sullen attitude, or a snobbiness like Robert says, why go back? It's the sensation and brain-boost that you're hoping for. Which is why the little head so often wins out when we're first standing there looking at the woman who just might bring us to orgasm. Even if our big head is screaming GET OUT!, which could happen for any number of reasons. Like her place is a filthy dungeon, her picture is a lie, there are other people around that you don't trust, your spidey-sense says SET UP!, or some other reason.

My approach is to AVOID the overpriced and snotty chicks no matter how beautiful. The best masseuse I've seen (and still see her, she's mostly UTR) is a BBW with actual massage skills and training and who goes to any lengths to make sure I'm super-F'ing happy when I say "so long, see you soon. " Maybe I'm just an old fart, but experience matters.

LTB.

[Maddog72]

Saw an ad today for a new girl with Angel's group, Abbey. If those pics are her well holy shit there's going to be a long line to see her. She starts Friday apparently. I'm going to try to make time to get in but am sure some of you out there will probably beat me to it.

This is the same Abby that was with Ygnd she is super hot but just like lilia Robotic and snobby she has tried to be on her own before and that didn't work this one really! Thinks she is hot shit watch out guys this is a money dump.

[Deldel]

I assume it happens quite more often than you'd realize, and women do enjoy it. Probably the dudes who get busted are probably way too insistant and really creepy about it. My wife has mentioned female masseuses at those kind of places getting a little "friendly" after a few visits, and I wouldn't give a hoot if she got a good bean flickin' every now and then, same as I wouldn't expect her to care about me jerkin off in front of an old asian lady, but I'd take a crowbar to most all of those dudes in that report.

My wife told me the same thing. She had a gift certificate from one of the local franchise places, so she went a couple of weeks ago in the morning. She said the masseuse was maybe 40 and of average looks. She was covered the entire time, but before the flip, the masseuse ran her hand up her thigh and lingered at the taint. Then on the flip, she spent a lot of time on the inner thighs, ultimately massaging both groin areas from above (leaning over with her chest over my wife's face). Before my wife knew it, she began massaging the labia. When my wife didn't appear to mind, she moved to the foot of the table, pulled the sheet up and began to lick her pussy! You can imagine how hot I got listening to this. We turned off the TV and banged like teenagers.

[BoobsMcghee]

I tried to send you you via PM but I get this.

BoobsMcghee has exceeded their stored private messages quota and cannot accept further messages until they clear some space.

Thanks man. I fixed it!

[StlMassageGuy]

What is BLDS?

I tried to send you you via PM but I get this.

BoobsMcghee has exceeded their stored private messages quota and cannot accept further messages until they clear some space.

[BoobsMcghee]

What is BLDS?

[Bret M69]

We're way past that. Unfortunately.

We were way past that last week. I still hesitated posting yesterday on the current B&S but when the B&S stops working this thing will likely implode at the shop fairly soon. Too much demand for just one therapist doesn't work in the AMP model.

[DirtyDuke]

Saw an ad today for a new girl with Angel's group, Abbey. If those pics are her well holy shit there's going to be a long line to see her. She starts Friday apparently. I'm going to try to make time to get in but am sure some of you out there will probably beat me to it.

[Daviss]

So FYI to all I just got at PM from Lillia herself blasting me for having a opinion, this proves exactly what I was saying she thinks she is too good for everybody, she then offered me a free session (BI polar) WOW I'm staying as far away from this one as possible in the future besides the price point the attitude is not on point if I'm paying premiumn $$ I should get a well mannered great experience not a snobby run around, P.S. I'm good looking and a very nice guy so I did not provoke any of this just my opinion that she didn't like, I would expect a great self promotion post coming soon.

I had seen Lilia several times when she went with Angel's new group. I was fine with her robotic "act" . Somehow I got my jolly anyway. She would take my "donation" and throw it in this trash can thing (the kind with the foot peddle that pops the top). I noticed but chose to just ignore the act and get on with what I had cum for.

I hadn't seen her since she had gone on her own. However, I texted and got a fast ok with a confirmed time. I showed up at the usual Grove location and got STIFFED! Stood at the door for 10 minutes--knocked--texted--even voice called--ZERO-went to the car wasted another 15 minutes with repeated attempts to contact--ZERO.

Even texted the next day "what was yesterday all about". ZERO reply.

Guys--this is a bad *****-WE really need to make a statement and IGNORE this HO.

[QueNine]

Enough about Kiki.

We're way past that. Unfortunately.

[Member #6067]

Enough about Kiki.

[FartCity]

It seems ironic that all over the news is complaints about women being sexually assaulted in massage parlors, but every time I go to one I pray that I get assaulted. Just a thought. Be safe and careful. PF1956.

I assume it happens quite more often than you'd realize, and women do enjoy it. Probably the dudes who get busted are probably way too insistant and really creepy about it. My wife has mentioned female masseuses at those kind of places getting a little "friendly" after a few visits, and I wouldn't give a hoot if she got a good bean flickin' every now and then, same as I wouldn't expect her to care about me jerkin off in front of an old asian lady, but I'd take a crowbar to most all of those dudes in that report.

[Bret M69]

I guess your right about the YMMV or she might have thought you were a cop. From past posts and PM's she has been pretty active with extras. Call ahead for Kiki she definitely will come thru.

I called this morning and booked an appointment with Kiki but on arrival she was already busy (the whole place was busy). I was asked to wait 20 minutes and then, once I'm on table, find out I'm seeing Cindy and not Kiki. I should have left as it was not a good experience (I had much better times when this was Evergreen and that sets a pretty low bar) and it sounds like my experience has happened with other therapists there. As all the recent positive attention has increased traffic, I advise managing your expectations that an appointment will be kept (don't go without some time flexibility or a backup plan) and either walking away or waiting for what you are looking for. Good luck!

[Fbm014]

I know it's always YMMV. Went to BLDS the other day. Kiki was already in an appointment. I got Holly. Massage was sub par and there was no hint of extras. Even going as far as her telling me, you cannot touch me. I usually fare well at these places and this is just my experience. I may try again for Kiki.

I had a far different experience with Holly and another one that I can't recall her name. Was very surprised since I'd been there when under the other name several times. Used to be very hit & miss. Mostly miss. Last two visits were hits and pricey for an AMP though.