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  1. #7232
    Senior Member


    Posts: 7357

    Hey M2

    Quote Originally Posted by Montes2  [View Original Post]
    Well lets see (By the way I have a Masters in Accounting from UCF. Know the difference between accruals and deferrals there doofass) if you do lets go into it or do you want to get laughed at by the forum like your doing about Fantasyland. My Pm s are hilarious.

    2. Change George Mason to: Ga Ma son.
    M2, May I ask why you are wasting your valuable time with this ass hole? You're on a way higher level. It's embarrassing for that guy seeing you rip him apart on a daily basis.

    C5.

  2. #7231

    Montes2 makes me laugh so hard!

    Quote Originally Posted by Montes2  [View Original Post]
    You know what's coming if you read them. Don't you. I don't just write on the same boring things that you do.

    Although you seem to be an expert on one pardickular thing. Wonder what that could be. Socratic minds would like to know.

    Ill let you off with 2 posts today but ill go higher if I have to. A lot higher.
    Master's in Accounting form UCF? Don't ever make me laugh that hard again. It hurts too much.

    All one needs to do is read the titles of your posts to see how uneducated you are.

    Monday, 19:48 - Boy you just stepped rite into it. RITE should be RIGHT.

    Tuesday, 10:22 - Fantasyland pro GM- never taken a girl their -why is that- suspicious. THEIR should be THERE.

    What an uneducated FOOL you have shown yourself to be! Yeah, you're a regular scholar, for sure. LOL!

    And yes, George Mason University WAS named after the 18th century politician. So close, but no cigar. I hear you like sucking on cocks rather than cigars anyway, you FAGGOT!

    Why don't you go jump back on your rice-burner cycle you posted a picture of back in August 2015, and ride off into the sunset. I've included that photo of your shitty little faggot-mobile from your previous post below.

    I have no more time to waste on idiots like you. Have a nice day!
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  3. #7230
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    Posts: 420

    Read my previous REPORTS yet gay ass- oh I forgot GM

    You know what's coming if you read them. Don't you. I don't just write on the same boring things that you do.

    Although you seem to be an expert on one pardickular thing. Wonder what that could be. Socratic minds would like to know.

    Ill let you off with 2 posts today but ill go higher if I have to. A lot higher.

  4. #7229
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    Posts: 420

    Doofass George Mason. Where did he really get that handle

    Quote Originally Posted by GeorgeMason  [View Original Post]
    If you must know, it's for "George Mason University", who made it to the 2006 Men's Basketball Final Four as a #11 seed. Only the second time in history that has happened. But then, "college" is something I'm sure you know nothing about. Here, let me help you with the big words.

    College: an educational institution or establishment of higher learning.

    I know, even given the definition, you still don't understand. Can someone else explain it to him?

    Talk about a doofus, Montes2 is it!
    Well lets see (By the way I have a Masters in Accounting from UCF. Know the difference between accruals and deferrals there doofass) if you do lets go into it or do you want to get laughed at by the forum like your doing about Fantasyland. My Pm s are hilarious.

    2. Change George Mason to: Ga Ma son.

  5. #7228

    Montes2 is a gay idiot!

    Quote Originally Posted by Montes2  [View Original Post]
    George Mason was a 18th century politician. So that's not it. Its a moniker designed to hide his true game. Every day I'll give a new clue until the forum figures it out.

    1. Change George Mason to Ga Mason. What a doofus.
    If you must know, it's for "George Mason University", who made it to the 2006 Men's Basketball Final Four as a #11 seed. Only the second time in history that has happened. But then, "college" is something I'm sure you know nothing about. Here, let me help you with the big words.

    College: an educational institution or establishment of higher learning.

    I know, even given the definition, you still don't understand. Can someone else explain it to him?

    Talk about a doofus, Montes2 is it!

  6. #7227
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    Posts: 420

    Why did homophobe George Mason pick that name.

    George Mason was a 18th century politician. So that's not it. Its a moniker designed to hide his true game. Every day I'll give a new clue until the forum figures it out.

    1. Change George Mason to Ga Mason. What a doofus.

  7. #7226
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    Posts: 420

    Fantasyland pro GM- never taken a girl their -why is that- suspicious

    Quote Originally Posted by GeorgeMason  [View Original Post]
    Never "paid" for any pussy there, that's for sure. They give it away, either in the theater (if they like an audience), or in a private room. It's gloryhole heaven!

    Yeah, I haven't "taken" any girls there, but the ones that show up end up being like the f*ucking Pied Piper, as all the guys line up like zombies, and follow their every move, drooling all the while.

    The women definitely lure the rats away with their pipes! LOL!
    You can't get in there without paying genius- but that's right you never pay for sex- geez Einstein can you tell the forum what's the difference. $ 20 to pick up SW or $ 20 to get into FL. Oh I know how you do it -if you dress as a girl you get in free. Now the entire forum knows what GM stand for -- Girl Man. Ha hahah. This is going to be at a level you can't even contemplate. Dud read my previous post and see what's coming.

  8. #7225

    Stalking my post?

    Quote Originally Posted by Chris5  [View Original Post]
    Your last post on this great forum was back in 2016! Just what the fuck are you talking about?

    Stay off the drug's idiot!!

    C5.
    You don't know anything about me.

  9. #7224

    That should be "right" into it, Doofus!

    Quote Originally Posted by Montes2  [View Original Post]
    I'm an expert on fantasyland I've brought dozens of girls there, can you tell us about some of your experiences there. Especially about what happens when you bring a girl there.
    Never "paid" for any pussy there, that's for sure. They give it away, either in the theater (if they like an audience), or in a private room. It's gloryhole heaven!

    Yeah, I haven't "taken" any girls there, but the ones that show up end up being like the f*ucking Pied Piper, as all the guys line up like zombies, and follow their every move, drooling all the while.

    The women definitely lure the rats away with their pipes! LOL!

  10. #7223
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    Posts: 420

    Boy you just stepped rite into it

    Quote Originally Posted by GeorgeMason  [View Original Post]
    I mostly frequent FantasyLand in Tampa!

    A nice place to visit, and I wouldn't mind living there. LOL!
    I'm an expert on fantasyland I've brought dozens of girls there, can you tell us about some of your experiences there. Especially about what happens when you bring a girl there.

  11. #7222

    Can't stoop laughing!

    Quote Originally Posted by PurrFecttSwags  [View Original Post]
    Due to me focused with matters of higher importantance I really didn't even know that the game was today or who they played because until I looked at my Facebook. I haven't really watched any Alabama game this year what's funny is I bet you watched the whole entire game just so you could come in and make this post oh my God you're such a f* loser how gay LOL.
    Can't stop laughing! LOL. Good one Swagz. LOL. So True! LOL.

    https://memegenerator.net/img/instan...hes-so-gay.jpg

    TH LTD.

  12. #7221

    Why Pay?

    Quote Originally Posted by Montes2  [View Original Post]
    Do you ever post anything about the girls you date on USA SEX guide.
    I mostly frequent FantasyLand in Tampa!

    A nice place to visit, and I wouldn't mind living there. LOL!

  13. #7220
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    Posts: 420

    Is this all you do

    Quote Originally Posted by GeorgeMason  [View Original Post]
    Typical Alabama fan. Pound their chest (and you wonder why they sag) and insult their opposition when they win, but can't stand the heat when they lose.

    If you had just said: "Yeah, good job Auburn", I wouldn't have had a comeback.

    So, now, it's time for Alabama jokes with George!

    1. Q: Why are rectal thermometers banned at Alabama?

    A: They cause too much brain damage!

    2. Q: Why do Crimson Tide put a copy of their diploma in the window of their vehicles?

    A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

    3. Q: How do you get an Alabama graduate off your porch?

    A: Pay them for the pizza!

    4. Q: What do you say when you see an Alabama graduate in a suit?

    A: Will the defendant please rise!

    5. Q: What's the hardest thing about being an Alabama Crimson Tide football fan?

    A: Telling your parents that you're gay.

    6. Q: What does the average Alabama student get on his SAT?

    A: Drool.

    7. Q: What should you do if you find three Alabama football fans buried up to their neck in cement?

    A: Get more cement.

    8. Q: Why do they throw out a sack of manure at Alabama Crimson Tide weddings?

    A: To keep the flies off the bride.

    9. Q: Why don't they have Christmas at Alabama?

    A: They can't find a virgin and three wise men.

    10. Q: What do you get when you cross an Alabama Crimson Tide and a pig?

    A: Nothing. There's some things that a pig will not do.

    11. Q: Why do they sell so many button-fly jeans in Tuscaloosa, AL?

    A: Because the sheep can hear the zippers a mile away.

    12 Q: How did the Creimson Tide die from drinking milk?

    A: The cow fell on him!

    13. Q: How do you compliment an Alabama fan?

    A: Nice tooth!

    14. Q: What is the definition of safe sex down at Alabama?

    A: Placing a sign on the animals that kick.

    15. Q: Did you hear about the fire in Alabama's football dorm that destroyed 20 books?

    A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.

    16. Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the Alabama campus?

    A: A visitor.

    17. Q: What is the most common line used by an Alabama football alumni?

    A: Would you like fries with that?

    18. Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the Alabama library?

    A: Forty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.

    19. Q: What do tornadoes and graduates from Alabama have in common?

    A: They both end up in trailer parks.

    20. Q: How can you tell when there's been an Alabama student in your backyard?

    A: The garbage is gone, and your dog's pregnant.

    21. Q: Did you hear about the Alabama fan who locked his keys in his car?

    A: He couldn't get his family out.

    22. Q: How many Alabama freshman does it take to change a light bulb?

    A: None, it's a sophomore course.

    23. Q: How do you castrate an Alabama football player?

    A: You hit his sister in the jaw.

    24. Q: Why does Alabama have Astroturf at their football stadium.

    A: To keep the cheerleaders from grazing.

    25. Q: What is the definition of an Alabama virgin?

    A: An ugly twelve year old who can outrun her brothers.
    Do you ever post anything about the girls you date on USA SEX guide.

  14. #7219
    Senior Member


    Posts: 7357

    Vino the Ass Kisser!

    Vino how does it feel to be an old washed up lonely fool?? You're absolutely pathetic and a loser! You white knight these worthless hookers. They laugh at you behind your back because you're a fucking idiot with no fucking ball's!!

    C5.

  15. #7218
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    Posts: 7357

    Welcome back M2

    Quote Originally Posted by Montes2  [View Original Post]
    He has over six thousand posts!
    Welcome back M2. Glad you're hiatus is over my friend. I look forward to you're wonderful posts again on this great forum.

    C5.

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