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[HumboltHonki]

She was amazing very discreet did not rush me an all around goof time will be returning for another visit soon.

[PussNDicks]

Does anyone know any providers who get into giving water sports? I've met one or two that will do it, but they're not really into it. I'd like to find someone who actually gets excited about it. I enjoy receiving vs. Giving it.

[IsitinGood]

Please post a review after you go, if you do. I have heard. Mixed thoughts about her mostly weight and looks.

If anyone has an appointment with her today, please be kind enough to leave a review. I'm going tomorrow and kinda curious how things will be since her break. Thanks in advance.

[Sky859]

About three weeks ago I had an amazing dream with Sky and Shevelle. I treated myself to a HHR duo with these two beauties. I have always been into ass worship, so I spent most of the dream eating their asses. Both were super sexy, clean, smelled good, tasted good, etc. I had an amazing time. Sky has my favorite ass in the hobby.

Aww aren't you the sweetest! Thanks babe 😘.

[GolfGuy]

I had texted Kyla, but you saved me the wasted time and moolah. Why see Kyla when I can get treated like that at home?

When will providors ever learn? It's not the sex, it's the fantasy. It's being treated like the Kings we think we are! That's what we pay for.

Golfguy, playing through.

[BoxsterS]

Then I saw the face, ran like I was in a race!

Good work.

[Chillfip]

I talked to Kellie this morning and almost made an appointment but opted to make an appointment with Kyla instead based on her reviews and mostly because she was much closer for me. What a disappointment! I know I'm not the best looking guy or thinnest guy in the world but Kyla treated me as if I was Shrek. LOL. She smiled maybe one time when I complimented her and most of the time she looked like she was being forced to eat a steaming pile of something nasty. LOL. She was very uncomfortable and barely touched me. You would think I had some kind of skin disease or something. I have never felt so self conscious with a provider. I paid for hhr and she was getting dressed within 15 min of my arrival. YMMV? Doesn't like older white males? Who knows? It was wham bam. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. My dollars would have been better spent with Kellie.

I am not exactly sure on what all the good reviews of KYLA (I. E. Kylakka34 NOT the other older, thinner, more erotic Kyla from out east) were based. I know that each of us mongers has our own idea of what we are seeking and what constitutes a "pleasant dream". I actually began to second guess myself when I read the glowing reviews of Kylakka34. My experience was just bleak.

Kyla is decent looking. I would rate her a 7 on a 10 point scale. She is pleasant enough in person and on the phone. She is tall and thin, a little bit of a belly, and perky A-cup titties. So all the tools are there. Insofar as her sexual acumen is concerned, however, she seems clueless. It isn't that she seems to hate sex or her profession, she just seems to be totally uninspired and incapable of creating even the slightest bit of excitation, arousal, or anticipation. She just seems to be sensually (I. E. Sexually) empty.

Kyla was able to mount an barely acceptable BBBJ but gave up way too early and had no idea how to transition to a Next Activity. I have encountered some lackluster performances from providers in the past. I am certain all of us have. This one is curious though. It isn't that she is a bad person, or that she hates her clientele or that she hates the profession; she just seems to not know what to do. If all you require is a slender body and a couple of warm, moist crevasses, then Kyla will do you just fine. I don't think I am unreasonable in expecting a little more erotic imagination for my hard-earned dollar.

Won't repeat. Can't recommend.

[Aries25]

Thanks for saving me my hard earned cash. Was just about to pull that trigger. Going to go visit AnnieGirl instead!

Laceyfoxx is my regular and I see her often, she is attractive, very friendly, and easy to fall in love with. Click my screen name and look at my two reviews of her, or go to search and type in Cincinnati Laceyfoxx to see the many, many great reviews of her.

Don't let one bad review deter you, remember that any one provider isn't going to be able to please every single guy they see, it's impossible. Then again if you don't want to see her then she has more time for me so either way I don't really care.

[UOnlyLiveOnce]

I talked to Kellie this morning and almost made an appointment but opted to make an appointment with Kyla instead based on her reviews and mostly because she was much closer for me. What a disappointment! I know I'm not the best looking guy or thinnest guy in the world but Kyla treated me as if I was Shrek. LOL. She smiled maybe one time when I complimented her and most of the time she looked like she was being forced to eat a steaming pile of something nasty. LOL. She was very uncomfortable and barely touched me. You would think I had some kind of skin disease or something. I have never felt so self conscious with a provider. I paid for hhr and she was getting dressed within 15 min of my arrival. YMMV? Doesn't like older white males? Who knows? It was wham bam. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. My dollars would have been better spent with Kellie.

I had texted Kyla, but you saved me the wasted time and moolah. Why see Kyla when I can get treated like that at home?

[RufusMac]

Had another great visit with my favorite, Miss Lacey Foxx, over the weekend. She is still at a safe motel in the Tri-county area. What I really like about her is that she is always willing to change things up and try new things. Plus, she's always in a great mood and points her focus directly on my satisfaction. As in my previous reviews, I've never had a bad experience with her. I will continue to visit, because she's safe, sexy and satisfying. What more can you ask for?

[DaytonSteve]

I talked to Kellie this morning and almost made an appointment but opted to make an appointment with Kyla instead based on her reviews and mostly because she was much closer for me. What a disappointment! I know I'm not the best looking guy or thinnest guy in the world but Kyla treated me as if I was Shrek. LOL. She smiled maybe one time when I complimented her and most of the time she looked like she was being forced to eat a steaming pile of something nasty. LOL. She was very uncomfortable and barely touched me. You would think I had some kind of skin disease or something. I have never felt so self conscious with a provider. I paid for hhr and she was getting dressed within 15 min of my arrival. YMMV? Doesn't like older white males? Who knows? It was wham bam. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. My dollars would have been better spent with Kellie.

She's going to be in trouble if she doesn't like Old White Guys, we're the ones with the money to spend.

[Shy Guy 64]

I talked to Kellie this morning and almost made an appointment but opted to make an appointment with Kyla instead based on her reviews and mostly because she was much closer for me. What a disappointment! I know I'm not the best looking guy or thinnest guy in the world but Kyla treated me as if I was Shrek. LOL. She smiled maybe one time when I complimented her and most of the time she looked like she was being forced to eat a steaming pile of something nasty. LOL. She was very uncomfortable and barely touched me. You would think I had some kind of skin disease or something. I have never felt so self conscious with a provider. I paid for hhr and she was getting dressed within 15 min of my arrival. YMMV? Doesn't like older white males? Who knows? It was wham bam. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. My dollars would have been better spent with Kellie.

[Cisco9000]

Wow guys! I dreamed I called Kellie this morning, and easily setup a time to meet at her incall down by the river. As previously mentioned in another post she gave me a generic house number for security, then guided me to where she was. So in my dream, I walk in, totally feeling safe and secure, and here's this stunning, beautiful, young, long-legged blond-haired, blue eyed woman! She met me wearing a lacy bra and panties, kissed me and quickly made me feel comfortable, and we chatted a bit. Kellie is a special lady men; intelligent, charming, and very comfortable in her own skin. Her breasts are champagne glass size, and as we kissed her nipples got hard, I couldn't keep my hands off her! So I'm kissing her right. , and she looks me in the eye and says, "So do you want me to swallow you?" Suffice to say she's a lady of her word. And I enjoyed CG, RVG (almost lost my mind) and MISH till I couldn't take anymore! And then I get a hot, wet, clean towel, cuddles and more conversation. I'm going back. Tomorrow if not today!

[ChloeStarr]

I decided to see Chloe. I saw her once about 9 months ago and the experience was good. She hasn't changed her body is nice and fit. Her place was very nice clean absolutely no clutter. And we played well together. I won't wait so long to see her again. Chloe has been reviewed many times on here and none have been bad, she's a sweet girl and a lot of fun. Afterwards we talked for awhile then I was on my way. I highly recommend. HL29.

I agree that you deff shouldn't wait so long next time! I enjoyed our first meeting very much and the second was even better! Thank you for the sweet words and I enjoyed our talk at the end very much. I love being able to have a great time playing and also having good conversation.

Xoxo.

Chloe.

[BengalMan]

For some reason this posted on wrong thread. (rants).

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Saw some nice reviews so I had to see for myself.

Pleased to report Kellie is absolutely delightful. Communication was quick and accommodating. Set up meet within hour. Been to old building with a few roommates down by river before. Think it was to see normajean. Never saw any roommates and Kellie was so tidy, thoughtful, and respectful when I arrived. She is very intelligent; we had conversation about journalism; and she is definitely high class.

Totally GFE. Skills are excellent. Not a clock watcher. Oh, did I mention she is gorgeous? Body is tight and toned. Works out. Calf muscles stunning in heels. 👠. Eyes and face are model quality. One of the most elite ladies in the area. Will repeat.

(Very safe incall too.).

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