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[GolfGuy]

I used to be smitten with Lacey but my last two visits were just ho hum. I decided to try an hour visit because I thought the additional money would liven her up. No luck. She was so tired and I spent a majority of my hour listening to how tired she was and she asked if it was ok with me if she went ahead and had a bowl of cereal before we started. Of course I'm going to say yes because she was hungry but she really doesn't appear to respect my time or dollars spent so regretfully I need to move on.

Haha. Same thing happened to me with BustyRed about a year ago, kinda killed the mood. Had to have a bowl of cereal at 2:30 in the afternoon before we got started. Never that into it after that and never went back. Of course YMMV.

Golfguy, playing through.

[BengalMan]

For some reason this posted on wrong thread. (rants).

Copied it here:

Saw some nice reviews so I had to see for myself.

Pleased to report Kellie is absolutely delightful. Communication was quick and accommodating. Set up meet within hour. Been to old building with a few roommates down by river before. Think it was to see normajean. Never saw any roommates and Kellie was so tidy, thoughtful, and respectful when I arrived. She is very intelligent; we had conversation about journalism; and she is definitely high class.

Totally GFE. Skills are excellent. Not a clock watcher. Oh, did I mention she is gorgeous? Body is tight and toned. Works out. Calf muscles stunning in heels. 👠. Eyes and face are model quality. One of the most elite ladies in the area. Will repeat.

(Some fool with no posts has attempted to post ripoffs about her that are completely not true. There was never one and she is far too classy to do that. Very safe incall too.).

[Bmcov]

If anyone has an appointment with her today, please be kind enough to leave a review. I'm going tomorrow and kinda curious how things will be since her break. Thanks in advance.

[Shy Guy 64]

I used to be smitten with Lacey but my last two visits were just ho hum. I decided to try an hour visit because I thought the additional money would liven her up. No luck. She was so tired and I spent a majority of my hour listening to how tired she was and she asked if it was ok with me if she went ahead and had a bowl of cereal before we started. Of course I'm going to say yes because she was hungry but she really doesn't appear to respect my time or dollars spent so regretfully I need to move on.

[IsitinGood]

Saw her about ten days ago. Safe incall with some smole smell. I'm a BBBJ guy and she delivered with nqns. Nice tongue action and a nice soft touch. She is. Easily the best action I'm the middletown area as I have experience the other "girl" and was not impressed but to each his own. I was supposed to do a duo but her roomate fell asleep and wasnt ready. I did get a look at her, pm for details on roomates appearance.

[Bmcov]

I'm a little behind here. In the past month or so I've seen Mimi, Madeleine and Kynlee. All of which was very enjoyable. I've seen Mimi several times so we have a bit of chemistry and things definitely click. However they are all 3 great. All the usual acronyms apply and the set up is always easy and reliable.

[CletusTheYokel]

I hope no one "kills" you for this review--which seemed a good one to me. And I have had good experiences with Lacey.

Look, all human interactions are, on some level, YMMV. Add in sex and it just gets that much more complicated. I have seen girls that my friends on the board raved about--and had only so so experiences. YMMV is the rule--sometime we click with people, other times we don't.

The only thing we can do is to contribute honest reports. If someone likes a girl that others don't and vice versa--that's fine. Use reviews to get the best picture you can and to avoid rip-offs etc. But in the end whether a girl works for you or not really is about chemistry and individual preferences. And that can only be found with your own experience.

C.

Lacey was my first provider experience about a year ago, was not a great time then, but thought it might have been my nerves and just a bad day for her. So many glowing reviews since then gave me encouragement to try again.

Her incall is much improved, extended stay type place, still reeks of smoke though. Communication was very quick and easy, met up within an hour of first contact. She's put on about 10 to 20 pounds since I've seen her, baby damage looks worse, could have just been better lighting this time. Not cute in the face, way too much make up caked on. Services were average, but not able to complete the deed. Never had that problem before with a provider or partner, I think I was just disappointed that I wasted play time with her.

I'll be patiently waiting to get killed on here for my review. These are my opinions and accurately reflect my experience.

[Hillbilly Bob]

Lacey is hard to get a hold of because she is the best provider in the area and is in high demand. Parkbench is obviously in the very small minority that is not smitten with the lovely Lacey. That's his loss and he can suffer with it.

Add me to the minority with Parkbench.

[Velvet Rayne]

Stopped by to see velvet for the first time in ages. Had an incredibly enjoyable 60 min massage. I'm honestly not sure why I'd hadn't been by to visit her recently. She is a guaranteed great time. It doesn't matter if you are there for a massage, GFE, oral, or milking table; velvet is going to make sure the session is all about you. I'm already looking forward to my next visit.

Don't take so long next time please! I really enjoy our time together!!

Always,

Velvet Rayne.

[Velvet Rayne]

I saw Velvet again last Thursday and it was great as usual. My first review was intentionally brief because I didn't think I could add much but on the other hand reviews are like fish: they're only good when they're fresh! So, in more detail this time:

Easy to set-up. A couple quick txt and we're set for time. Location is a quiet side street near Elmwood.

House is very well kept with separate rooms for different activities. She does have quite an assortment / investment in equipment for play.

Candles lit, clean linen. Great massage leading to usual acronyms and she is spectacular at what she does. Nice conversation but not chatty to the point of annoying.

Nice warm cloth and towel for clean-up.

I will continue to repeat. As soon as I shake this dang cold!

I will shake something for you! Can't wait to see you again! I love different!!

Always,

Velvet Rayne.

[Velvet Rayne]

I would personally thank Velvet and Sugar for being very professional and classy ladies.

I just got back from seeing them and had the best time I've had in a very* long time being in the hobby. They play very well together.

Started with a very nice massage with both of them and then we moved to the milking table where they took turns and what a view and then finally we all moved to the bed where the little guy finally exploded.

I can add much that hasn't already be said about them except treat them wit respect and they will treat you well.

I also donated some clothing to help her cloth the homeless.

As always stay safe.

We had a wonderful time with you and we can't wait to see you again!! Thank you for the clothes I am taking them this week to my homeless friends.

[Fatmando]

When it comes to scheduling. She set up with me and went crickets. Days later she claimed car problems, which I did not know affected the ability of her cell to return calls or text messages. I don't care how great she is, she's not worth wasting my time. I don't have enough time to wait for days or be stoop-up while trying to hookup with women who want me to pay them.

Lacey is hard to get a hold of because she is the best provider in the area and is in high demand. Parkbench is obviously in the very small minority that is not smitten with the lovely Lacey. That's his loss and he can suffer with it.

[MVD212]

New #, new place, same cute goofball with excellent BJ.

Has dogs at apt if that's an issue for you.

[Redlegz1]

Incall in a not too terrible location, nice girl and after opening that one. I would like to have that box under the tree for Christmas. Would repeat.

[HuntLadys29]

Have not seen any reviews on her. Any one seen her I did contact her, but not able to get together.

Nasty useless provider is her game. I doubt there is a good review on this girl anywhere by anyone she's been doing this for a long time under the name Dallas. Now since I assume you are a full grown man I can't tell you what to do but I think I should advise you that you will be better served to spend your money elsewhere. HL29.