Massage Parlor Reports

**Nyybry** · 11-28-17 09:45

Originally Posted by Michiganman87 [View Original Post]

I saw an ad on backpage for a girl that offers a massage for 100 around the 8 mile and farmington rd area. I don't think I can post the number but the BP is gone. Anyway since she seems a little too good to be true I was hoping to see if anyone else noticed or have received a massage from a pretty small dirty blonde with a firm butt?

In my experience all the back page ads are too good too be true. Now in the forementioned ad obviously I have no experience with this lady. But I'm fairly certain the girl in the ad you are mentioning is just some picture of a model of a pic found online.

**Michiganman87** · 11-28-17 01:11

I saw an ad on backpage for a girl that offers a massage for 100 around the 8 mile and farmington rd area. I don't think I can post the number but the BP is gone. Anyway since she seems a little too good to be true I was hoping to see if anyone else noticed or have received a massage from a pretty small dirty blonde with a firm butt?

**HoldenCaul** · 11-27-17 17:33

Originally Posted by DetroitBrian [View Original Post]

It had been awhile, so I decided to check out M1 again and see if there was any new talent. Been there several times over many years, and have never had anyone either than Kim or Cindy (newer and older mamasans) answer the door. This time an older short lady named "Ma-Ma" or something of the like, greeted me, and it was obvious that she was dressed to be doing hands-on work. I asked who else was working, and she said no one. I then asked if Shampoo was around, and she told me to wait. 10 minutes later, Shampoo (or Won, or Banana, or Yellow. Whichever of her names you prefer) came in. Looked pretty good. Light years better than the old lady that greeted me. I remember when she first got here, though, before her fake tits, and you can tell that the years have taken their toll. I took the TS, which was good, but she would not do a body slide, which used to be great. Said it was too cold.

Went back to the room, where she went right into a pretty crappy BBBJ. I remember she used to have this weird thing she did where she would get a bunch of tissues, and wipe her tongue off while she was blowing me. Now she wanted to wipe my dick also, and kept getting pieces of tissue stuck to it. It really is her weird habit, as I've never had another SP. Out of the 100's. Comment on my dick tasting bad. So I had her go down to eat out my asshole instead. She has always been great at this. Anyway, we fucked for a little while. I always bring my own raincoat because I know they reuse them. And her pussy was super tight. Talked her into a golden shower, which I'm sometimes into, but know that you have to do a good job acting out what you want her to do, because her English still sucks..

Thanks for sharing. Good stuff. Good point about the condoms that is terrible.

**Van Lopez** · 11-27-17 17:23

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/ma...cid=spartandhp

Apparently women must not want full service massage like the guys. LOL.

**Detroit Brian** · 11-27-17 16:14

It had been awhile, so I decided to check out M1 again and see if there was any new talent. Been there several times over many years, and have never had anyone either than Kim or Cindy (newer and older mamasans) answer the door. This time an older short lady named "Ma-Ma" or something of the like, greeted me, and it was obvious that she was dressed to be doing hands-on work. I asked who else was working, and she said no one. I then asked if Shampoo was around, and she told me to wait. 10 minutes later, Shampoo (or Won, or Banana, or Yellow. Whichever of her names you prefer) came in. Looked pretty good. Light years better than the old lady that greeted me. I remember when she first got here, though, before her fake tits, and you can tell that the years have taken their toll. I took the TS, which was good, but she would not do a body slide, which used to be great. Said it was too cold.

Went back to the room, where she went right into a pretty crappy BBBJ. I remember she used to have this weird thing she did where she would get a bunch of tissues, and wipe her tongue off while she was blowing me. Now she wanted to wipe my dick also, and kept getting pieces of tissue stuck to it. It really is her weird habit, as I've never had another SP. Out of the 100's. Comment on my dick tasting bad. So I had her go down to eat out my asshole instead. She has always been great at this. Anyway, we fucked for a little while. I always bring my own raincoat because I know they reuse them. And her pussy was super tight. Talked her into a golden shower, which I'm sometimes into, but know that you have to do a good job acting out what you want her to do, because her English still sucks. Then she banged my ass with her finger while jacking me off. Fucked her from behind, pulled the hat off, and came on her ass. Mentioned that she doesn't like to do BBFS anymore, because "everyone shoot it too hot inside. " Jesus. Glad I never partook of that nightmare waiting to happen. She insisted that I go back for table shower #2, so that she could wash her piss off of me. Fine with me.

Still hadn't paid, and there was no sign of Kim coming back. Finally she asked me to pay, and I gave her the $100 that I always have. She didn't count it. Could have been a handful of ones. We reiminiced a bit about the days when her and TuTu first came here from Korea. She said she's been taking a lot of vacation time and going to school. Not sure what for, but they don't teach her English!

So, bottom line is that she is still a pretty good fuck, if it's been awhile, but I would make sure she's there and you don't get whatever old hag of the month is there.

Be careful out there.

**JietMan** · 11-27-17 14:03

Originally Posted by Nnapmas [View Original Post]

Thinking about pulling the trigger on big boob Linda in Troy. But can anyone confirm is she does BBBJ or only CBJ?

I have everything covered always so it's CBJ for me. I sent you a PM for the number, I don't know how to providea link yet but I will learn soon hopefully.

**Mrtim495** · 11-27-17 11:50

Originally Posted by Nnapmas [View Original Post]

Thinking about pulling the trigger on big boob Linda in Troy. But can anyone confirm is she does BBBJ or only CBJ?

Can you provide a link for big boob Linda?

**Nnapmas** · 11-27-17 11:33

Thinking about pulling the trigger on big boob Linda in Troy. But can anyone confirm is she does BBBJ or only CBJ?

**Mstersds** · 11-27-17 10:58

I saw tiffany for the first time a couple of weeks ago after reading all of her rave reviews, I have to say she has an amazing body, didn't really come off friendly. Massage was lack luster- body slide was really just her rubbing against my area. Then only CBJ was offered. To be honest I doubt I would return- M1 to me offers better service and for less.

Originally Posted by Marvel1 [View Original Post]

Saw Tiffany last week, usually a good go-to but prolly not any longer. We chatted quite a bit on this visit which was kind of odd. I had read in the past (I think) someone commented that it seemed married guys get offered BBBJ as the provider thinks it is "safer". I don't know about all that but my usual BBBJ was replace by a CBJ. I have seen her 6 + times, she knows me so not sure what happened but when we were discussing our time left together she kind of cringed and said she is going to use a condom? We discussed by past visits and she said she has started to only offer CBJ. The whole aura seemed different too, I offered to massage her and she said no she doesn't like the oil but then gave me a body slide and got all oily? Body slide was reserved unlike the past. There was a point where she seemed to get into it then turned it off like a light switch. The CBH seemed lack luster too, maybe it was just because I was looking forward to a BBBJ and it didn't happen.

Anyone have any recent experience to the contrary. ? Am I getting worked here? Normally I see Ebony but she was not in so I subbed Tiffany, hopefully Ebony is still around and was just off early for the holiday.

**JAsian** · 11-27-17 09:13

Originally Posted by ChaserX [View Original Post]

Hey guys,

Who gives a good massage for a fair price? Extras not necessary. This knot in my back won't go away. I tried going to Massage Envy and they were too expensive and the massage didn't match the price to me. Thanks.

I've had a great but legit massage from Wen at Wen's Spa on Highland road in White Lake township and from Sherry at Pure Massage on Garfield road in Clinton township.

**HoldenCaul** · 11-27-17 08:37

Originally Posted by DrStab [View Original Post]

I'm very new to the AMP scene and am quite enjoying it. I'm wondering if these busts are commonplace, and something I should be worried about.

Seems like it would happen more often than it does. I think for it to happen someone has to complain pretty vocally. That always seems to be the common thread. In this case, if you watch the news report, it was the chick at the yoga place next door. Because any PD could simply read this board, for example, and find ample targets. But they don't. So everything is cool as long as no one complains.

Some other things about this I found interesting:

1. I was at that place, totally randomly, earlier in the same day it was busted! About 4 hours prior. Which was totally out of my character because I usually only go to M1, Saigon, Magic, etc. Very disconcerting.

2. So this guy who got a ticket was busted apparently "in the act". So, a cop busts in the place, opens up the door to the room they were in, and her hand never left his cock the entire time? That's the only "smoking gun", right, we all know this place doesn't do FS, BJ, etc. I find it odd that the timing worked out like that. Would they hear the commotion and at least take her hands off of him?

3. Seems like any decent lawyer could have a field day here. It's OK to massage 1 inch from a guys cock but soon as it's directly touched, that's a crime? Maybe it really needed massaged? So ridiculous.

**ToledoBob** · 11-27-17 07:16

Originally Posted by Nnapmas [View Original Post]

I've only been once and got Lala, who I have to agree with the others who said she's fantastic. TS was very thorough and once in the room got a pop at the start and end. She really had to work to make the second one happen, but never complained once and really got into it. And she's got a great little bod on her and is rather attractive to boot.

All that said. I'm a boobs guy so I was really hoping to get Cindi. I'm curious if she's still there, anyone know? And for those who have seen both, who gives the better experience? From my limited AMP experience, Lala is pretty tough to beat.

You will enjoy Cindi. She is still there. Both are good.

**Rogmaes** · 11-27-17 01:15

Originally Posted by Marvel1 [View Original Post]

Saw Tiffany last week, usually a good go-to but prolly not any longer. We chatted quite a bit on this visit which was kind of odd. I had read in the past (I think) someone commented that it seemed married guys get offered BBBJ as the provider thinks it is "safer". I don't know about all that but my usual BBBJ was replace by a CBJ. I have seen her 6 + times, she knows me so not sure what happened but when we were discussing our time left together she kind of cringed and said she is going to use a condom? We discussed by past visits and she said she has started to only offer CBJ. The whole aura seemed different too, I offered to massage her and she said no she doesn't like the oil but then gave me a body slide and got all oily? Body slide was reserved unlike the past. There was a point where she seemed to get into it then turned it off like a light switch. The CBH seemed lack luster too, maybe it was just because I was looking forward to a BBBJ and it didn't happen.

Anyone have any recent experience to the contrary. ? Am I getting worked here? Normally I see Ebony but she was not in so I subbed Tiffany, hopefully Ebony is still around and was just off early for the holiday.

Maybe the problem is with Ebony and Tiffany doesn't want to go where Ebony has been? Then again, she may have felt like "second fiddle" to Ebony when she might consider herself a cut above. You need to remember that they're women. Not being sexist, but most will agree, that there is no figuring them out. Play safe.

**Marvel1** · 11-26-17 23:40

Saw Tiffany last week, usually a good go-to but prolly not any longer. We chatted quite a bit on this visit which was kind of odd. I had read in the past (I think) someone commented that it seemed married guys get offered BBBJ as the provider thinks it is "safer". I don't know about all that but my usual BBBJ was replace by a CBJ. I have seen her 6 + times, she knows me so not sure what happened but when we were discussing our time left together she kind of cringed and said she is going to use a condom? We discussed by past visits and she said she has started to only offer CBJ. The whole aura seemed different too, I offered to massage her and she said no she doesn't like the oil but then gave me a body slide and got all oily? Body slide was reserved unlike the past. There was a point where she seemed to get into it then turned it off like a light switch. The CBH seemed lack luster too, maybe it was just because I was looking forward to a BBBJ and it didn't happen.

Anyone have any recent experience to the contrary. ? Am I getting worked here? Normally I see Ebony but she was not in so I subbed Tiffany, hopefully Ebony is still around and was just off early for the holiday.

**Nnapmas** · 11-26-17 22:15

I've only been once and got Lala, who I have to agree with the others who said she's fantastic. TS was very thorough and once in the room got a pop at the start and end. She really had to work to make the second one happen, but never complained once and really got into it. And she's got a great little bod on her and is rather attractive to boot.

All that said. I'm a boobs guy so I was really hoping to get Cindi. I'm curious if she's still there, anyone know? And for those who have seen both, who gives the better experience? From my limited AMP experience, Lala is pretty tough to beat.