Massage Parlor Reports

**Whisperer** · 11-25-17 14:21

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...lable/29251310

I will keep this short.

Age I guess 50+. Massage average, 6 out of 10. Everything available. Opted for HE. Standard experience, UTC allowed. Damage - .6+ .2

Out in 30 minutes for a hr appt. Will not repeat.

**GreyMart036** · 11-25-17 11:43

Long time lurker first time poster.

I had went to 1709 a few times. The first time had a cute girl in a maid outfit. Unspectacular massage with a rushed finish but still enjoyable. Second time got the other girl. Good finish and even got to see those naturals under her shirt. Seemed like I could have gotten more but she was upselling pretty hard. She was cute, but mainly because she was younger the the typical provider around here but pretty far from a super model.

The first time I went was near their closing time. I thought the rest of the mall was pretty vacant. The last time I went, I found out there was a martial arts studio next door and there was a bunch of kids and families there. Yea, anytime there's an AMP and family oriented places (especially schools) within the same vicinity of each other, the AMP is usually going down. 1709 may have survived for so long only because it might not have been as popular as it could been or the studio had classes infrequently during the summer.

**DA9988** · 11-25-17 06:08

Originally Posted by BigMac55 [View Original Post]

I was surprised they lasted as long as they did. Troy is notoriously bad for those businesses. I went there when they first opened and got great HE from beautiful women for a decent price. Third time I came back, she was gone. They said police made her quit because she wasn't licensed. They stayed open for a long time after that, much to my surprise. But they got very expensive for what you got and I stopped going.

Yea, I would have thought any Massage parlor especially anything advertising as "Asian" would be under the microscope in Troy. Like I said before Troy PD is just looking for things to do.

**Toolie12** · 11-24-17 22:12

Originally Posted by HoldenCaul [View Original Post]

This one is alright, everything available, decent looking chicks, YMMV of course:

http://detroit.backpage.com/WomenSee...ating/28772998

Been to that one in the above link 3 times. 2 good experiences and one fucked up. Would go back, though.

**DrStab** · 11-24-17 22:00

I'm very new to the AMP scene and am quite enjoying it. I'm wondering if these busts are commonplace, and something I should be worried about.

Originally Posted by BigMac55 [View Original Post]

I was surprised they lasted as long as they did. Troy is notoriously bad for those businesses. I went there when they first opened and got great HE from beautiful women for a decent price. Third time I came back, she was gone. They said police made her quit because she wasn't licensed. They stayed open for a long time after that, much to my surprise. But they got very expensive for what you got and I stopped going.

**BigMac55** · 11-24-17 18:35

Originally Posted by DA9988 [View Original Post]

Not the best location to try and run a place like that. Troy PD is looking for something to do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxcI6Vhy8kI

I was surprised they lasted as long as they did. Troy is notoriously bad for those businesses. I went there when they first opened and got great HE from beautiful women for a decent price. Third time I came back, she was gone. They said police made her quit because she wasn't licensed. They stayed open for a long time after that, much to my surprise. But they got very expensive for what you got and I stopped going.

**Bratley1055** · 11-24-17 17:57

Originally Posted by Cecil0042 [View Original Post]

I'm new to the massage business, though hardly new to the hobby. So I'm not sure how to interpret these kinds of posts. The girls in this ad are of course awesome, but it can't be true so what do I need to know?

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...-face/19952303

I mean, really, does it get any better than this?

You aren't going to find these girls here is what you need to know.

**JietMan** · 11-24-17 11:52

Originally Posted by SkinDogToo [View Original Post]

Yeah that's Linda in Troy. Been reviewed here. She's pretty good. Does like at most 15 min massage. Kinda pricey at the end of the day. She is loose as a goose so probably shouldn't go that way unless you are John Holmes. LOL.

Went there again last week and had fun again. I don't go the FS route so I don't know about that experience but everything else is so much fun and non rushed for me. YMMV. I'm always covered but the oral skills are still great. I'm definitely going to repeat before she leaves again. I wish I knew how to post a link, I tried to put the phone number up last time but it's againstthe rules. I think I saw a link once and I will try to find it and post a reply to it.

**AlarmGuy** · 11-24-17 07:26

Originally Posted by JasonLee414 [View Original Post]

Anyone been to Pine tree lately. No recent posts on the forum. I haven't been in a while myself. Anything worth trying?

I go every 2-4 weeks, never anything more than a HE.

Older girls, nothing special to report.

I go because it's local and quiet. I do wish more was available though.

**JasonLee414** · 11-23-17 15:10

Anyone been to Pine tree lately. No recent posts on the forum. I haven't been in a while myself. Anything worth trying?

**Mike144** · 11-22-17 23:47

Originally Posted by Nyybry [View Original Post]

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...-baby/42161892

Anyone visited?

Shitty service and old lady.

**Jackknoff** · 11-22-17 16:20

Originally Posted by Bzerkley [View Original Post]

I don't see what you guys liked here. I think it was a waste of my $100. Not really that pretty and I thought see was going to fall off a few times it was that slippery. I've had better NURU at Elite in Jackson. Payton (if you are a past regular) and Pink Diamond are better spent $100 for what you get (no FS). Heck even LoLa in A2 is more erotic watching her in the mirror than this one. If you can put up with crazy Heather and bring her price down, she too is better. Give her a try, but in my opinion, my money is better spent somewhere else.

Bzerkley,

I couldn't agree more. I don't understand the hype / excitement about downriver nuru woman. Not attractive. Not a good experience. I won't be back.

See my prior review of her for more details.

**MikeQanaby** · 11-22-17 14:44

I just came from my old go-to on Monroe St. And ended up with a new girl. Not sure what her name is but I would say she is in her mid 40's, more or less. Not very pretty to look at and wasn't dressed in a manner that any extras would be forthcoming nor enjoyable: A semi-tight t-shirt that showed a bit of cleavage and some frumpy non-form fitting jeans. Anyway, she gives a great massage no teasing. On the flip she immediately pulled her shirt up and offered her tits up for enjoyment. After a minute of that she mimed asking if I wanted a BJ. I said yes and she replied with $80. I told her $40 was all I had (True story) and she just said "next time". BBBJ and great massage for $100 total.

This is the first time I have been offered anything but a h / j and have never NEVER been asked to negotiate up front before.

Questions? Feel free to PM.

**IvanHomeless** · 11-22-17 11:42

Originally Posted by Bzerkley [View Original Post]

I don't see what you guys liked here. I think it was a waste of my $100. Not really that pretty and I thought see was going to fall off a few times it was that slippery. I've had better NURU at Elite in Jackson. Payton (if you are a past regular) and Pink Diamond are better spent $100 for what you get (no FS). Heck even LoLa in A2 is more erotic watching her in the mirror than this one. If you can put up with crazy Heather and bring her price down, she too is better. Give her a try, but in my opinion, my money is better spent somewhere else.

None of these women are attractive in my opinion. Tiffany dresses sexy and has a great body, but her face is about a 6. I have a lot of international experience, so when I'm with an Asian provider I can easily guess which country they're from, say a few phrases in Korean, Chinese, or Vietnamese, and know the cities and geography of those countries.

The change in attitude is instantly noticeable.

Otherwise, I truly do not disagree with you. But after connecting with them and showing them I know their language, culture, and country. Their amount of effort increases, and they have a much more happy, excited, pleasant attitude toward me. M1 is the only exception so far.

**FarmerPete** · 11-22-17 11:29

Originally Posted by Cecil0042 [View Original Post]

I'm new to the massage business, though hardly new to the hobby. So I'm not sure how to interpret these kinds of posts. The girls in this ad are of course awesome, but it can't be true so what do I need to know?

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...-face/19952303

I mean, really, does it get any better than this?

If you are thinking you will meet any ladies from those pictures you will be sadly disappointed. They are from Cafe Cutie in California.