Massage Parlor Reports

[TwoBlueBalls]

I had had high hopes and next time is likely to be better.

As always Your mileage will vary. I regularly pursue this hobby for relaxation not anxiety.

I'm sure for somebody else she might be a great service provider.

Most of the time it's a good experience for me going to massage and I was just really sad this was a non existent massage, sitting on the massage table and complementing me instead of actually massaging me is overall poor service, with interruptions and shorting the customer on time, it just doesn't add up to a good experience and the Tip should reflect customer satisfaction.

I agree! That is so bogus when they do bogus crap like that to burn up your time, then to add insult to injury a rush job. I had a similar experience at Asiana Spa on the corner of Balboa and Convoy. Thanks for sharing so we know who to avoid. I'd love to go there and if I get someone named Maka, ask for someone else or walk out the door.

[Dmntd]

Though I searched, most / all of the recommended therapists who also do manscaping are now gone, or at least aren't advertising.

Does anyone have a recommendation? North county would be a plus. But looking for someone young, fun, and does a good job.

[Slickdw]

Had some free time today so I texted her to see if she was free and man was I glad she was this was my thrid time and it gets better and better if you have not seen her do so trust me. Make sure to block enough time. Nice convo and outstanding massage (have not tried the table yet) but the massage alone is worth it and her body wow.

[BlueSkyBlue]

Thanks for the thorough report. Sounds like there was so much potential but that it didn't end all that great.

I had had high hopes and next time is likely to be better.

As always Your mileage will vary. I regularly pursue this hobby for relaxation not anxiety.

I'm sure for somebody else she might be a great service provider.

Most of the time it's a good experience for me going to massage and I was just really sad this was a non existent massage, sitting on the massage table and complementing me instead of actually massaging me is overall poor service, with interruptions and shorting the customer on time, it just doesn't add up to a good experience and the Tip should reflect customer satisfaction.

[Marco19]

Thanks for the thorough report. Sounds like there was so much potential but that it didn't end all that great.

This is another one that I haven't visited for over a year. The ads For $40 an hour and I remember having a table shower here before so I thought give it a go.

$40 tip for her with a very begrudging thank you please come back and $40 for the house. It seem like it could've been great but it didn't really turn out all that fun. Too rushed and despite what their ad says on Backpage, I did not enjoy my relaxing time. Not sure I would repeat for another year or so

[Member #6982]

Who gives the best hard massage? I love eva. Any other recommendations? HE not required, but let's be honest here.

LOL! I love Eva! I was sore from working out the first time I met her. I asked her to be gentle, but she just laughed at me. She spoke to me softly and said, "Relax! I take good care of you! American massage too soft! You need Chinese massage!"

She proceeded to have her way with me. She rubbed me down and rubbed me out. Popped a few joints and straightened my back out. I was good as new afterward. LOL! I saw her regularly for a while. I'd see her again if I need a good therapeutic massage.

[Dialect]

Who gives the best hard massage? I love eva. Any other recommendations? HE not required, but let's be honest here.

[BlueSkyBlue]

This is another one that I haven't visited for over a year. The ads For $40 an hour and I remember having a table shower here before so I thought give it a go.

http://sandiego.backpage.com/Therape...-2288/33598872

Right from the start it was a bit strange, there was only one masseuse working and she was with another customer and told me to wait five minutes in the room. Her arms were covered with oil, so she was giving a massage but I'm normally skeptical because I've waited up to a half hour before but she assured me only five minutes so I laid down.

When she entered the room she immediately started telling me how handsome I was, how tall I was, how big my muscles were. All the classic signs of a bullshitter. Her name sounded like Maka, she is short about 5 foot and she told me 100 pounds and very frequently says I don't understand English I'm sure she has limited English skills but I think she understands better than what she lets on. She looked to be mid 40's but very fit told me that she does Thai Chi and exercise every day. We really never got to the massage, the entire session was her holding me, looking at my face, playing with my nose telling me how cute I was and that she never had a boyfriend or a husband befor. She asked me to massage her after a few minutes. Now I'm thinking to myself this is more bullshit because a lot of girls will eat up the clock having you massage them and then say OK done so after about five minutes or so that I started sliding her shirt up and sliding her pants down and actually pulled her pants down to her knees and started kissing her ass a couple times before she pulled her pants up, she asked me to keep massaging her legs so after a few minutes of stretching her with her legs I started kissing your belly again and this time pulled her pants down and saw that she had a very trimmed pretty little pussy that I started to lick. It was very clean and very nice but she kept her legs tight and said all honey I never do this in my mind I'm thinking bullshit but I saw she was getting a little tense so I stopped and we went back to her holding me close and kissing me on the neck and ears and I stretch their legs a few more times.

At this point half hours gone by with no massage, only play and some monger comes in the door so she goes and talks to them and puts another customer in the next room and come back and tell me she has an appointment.

So already a half hour has passed and it looks like she's ready to bail, so she starts grabbing my cock without oil and I pull down her pants start licking her pussy again hoping to salvage something from this nonexistent miserable massage. Because she doesn't relax I really can't lick her so good so I give up after a few seconds when she saying it hurts and I ask her to get a oil.

Then all the innocence and naivety evaporated and she said how much you pay me and I told her 40 and she said no 100 and I said you've got to be joking. I was getting up to leave and she continued stroking on me but she kept saying pay more pay 60 . Now normally to have access down below I will gladly pay 60 but it has to be fun and this was just Tense and a real buzzkill. A few minutes earlier, she was very comfortable and personable but now it just seem more like she was pushing for more Tip and as little service as she could get away with.

As I was pretty excited most of the time and she had been often on playing with my balls and cock when she put the oil on I release my load fairly quickly she ran to get hot towels and give me a quick cleanup and stood there and watch me while I got dressed waiting for tip before she went to the guy waiting in the next room.

The total time there was less than 40 minutes and I spent more than five minutes waiting at the beginning and in the middle so it wasn't much time in the room together and I tipped her accordingly.

$40 tip for her with a very begrudging thank you please come back and $40 for the house. It seem like it could've been great but it didn't really turn out all that fun. Too rushed and despite what their ad says on Backpage, I did not enjoy my relaxing time. Not sure I would repeat for another year or so

[Technical69]

Checking again to see if anyone had seen her. Ill report back when she responds to my text.

Pics are slightly older. Nice location in an office building at mission valley. Decent rub. Allows limited top access, and an ordinary finish. YMMV.

[HalfOfADeck]

Was this the place next to Round Table? Just curious as you may have found another gem as I don't recall there being a table shower at the place I visited. If not where was this place.

Went to the other mp on campo and had a good massage, 40/40 for the hh but they have happy hour specials for -10. Bring a wrapper if you want extras. The massage as good medium pressure and Jenny is a nice 40's Chinese woman.

[Whoopster]

Wow my condolences, that was definitely a downgrade.

I had Angela about a week ago. I had gone there to get a good strong rub from Kiki but she's apparently back in China and Angela was the new girl choice suggested to try.

Like you said older and nice enough but thin and a light pressure massage, certainly not the warm sensual of Jessica (with the generous roaming she allows) or of the strong therapeutic of Kiki. Angela was decent enough but there are better choices at Wen.

Shoulda went to Blue Moon in San Fernando section. Damn I miss that place.

[BlueSkyBlue]

I went back to see Anna at H'Z yesterday for a good strong deep tissue and found out that Nancy is no longer there.

No big loss for me because her massage was pretty light (compared to Anna) and she was mostly focused on sensual and I needed a real good deep tissue massage.

Anyway Anna said try the new girl, so I did. Her name is Cherry and I think she's a pretty good looking, appears to be mid 30's, very friendly and strong therapist but she has limited English skills but her massage skills are on par with Anna.

Cherry gives a very good deep tissue, really working my back and spend time to go up and down my legs when I told her that they were really sore.

She massaged me for a solid 45 minutes before the flip. On the turnover she gently placed her hands on my stomach and I lightly guided it to my shaft and she started to go to work right away without any discussions. She had a nice steady grip and gave a very good HJ. It was the perfect way to complete a pretty awesome massage. She allowed some over the clothes touching but not a whole lot . I think shes another one ( like Anna) where you just respectfully keep your arms down and let her work on you and it will be more enjoyable

$50 to the house and $40 tip to her for an excellent massage and a good happy ending.

I will definitely repeat.

http://sandiego.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/new-owners-and-new-girl-h-z-858-752-2842/25168195

[Sdsc619]

It depends when you're having the table shower before or after the massage.

Personally I've had an orgasm in the table shower, either as the second shot or the girl didn't want to give me the HJ in the massage room due to lack of privacy and a fear of getting caught doing HJ.

A lot of massage girls have told me that the table shower is dirty and they personally don't like, so if you have a good communication relationship with a girl ask her what she thinks about table shower. They almost always tell me it's dirty and they don't like it themselves.

I've had several girls discourage me from taking a table shower for this reason. To have a table shower does go into time they spent the massage so if there really lazy and don't want to work hard on massage a table shower is a easy way to use up the time.

I personally enjoy the warm feeling of being washed with hands slipping over my body, usually after my massage, which I think is typical of the $40 an hour places that have table showers. But cleanliness standards really varies in these places, is not very uncommon for the girls wearing the same clothes for a week at a time (don't think about the body fluid contacts those clothes have picked up from being next to five guys every day while they release their load) and they don't always change the sheets or towels between customers, so your mileage will vary But not every place is as clean as you my want it to be.

Thanks guys. That's what I assumed. I've never gotten one mostly due to the gross factor but probably will one day just to check it out. Ill be sure to book enough time though.

[Usgyinyang]

I have had many table showers but not once have I had an orgasm on it. Most of yge masseuse will stroke you a bit while they are cleaning you, but not usually to the point of orgasm but maybe some do.

I've had happy beginnings when doing the table shower at the beginning of the session. It's basically a guarantee that the Table has been seeded. The bright side is at least it's regularly soaped. But got to wonder how often the mat gets changed out. I'd probably feel more at east on a stainless steel top.

[BlueSkyBlue]

I have had many table showers but not once have I had an orgasm on it. Most of yge masseuse will stroke you a bit while they are cleaning you, but not usually to the point of orgasm but maybe some do.

It depends when you're having the table shower before or after the massage.

Personally I've had an orgasm in the table shower, either as the second shot or the girl didn't want to give me the HJ in the massage room due to lack of privacy and a fear of getting caught doing HJ.

A lot of massage girls have told me that the table shower is dirty and they personally don't like, so if you have a good communication relationship with a girl ask her what she thinks about table shower. They almost always tell me it's dirty and they don't like it themselves.

I've had several girls discourage me from taking a table shower for this reason. To have a table shower does go into time they spent the massage so if there really lazy and don't want to work hard on massage a table shower is a easy way to use up the time.

I personally enjoy the warm feeling of being washed with hands slipping over my body, usually after my massage, which I think is typical of the $40 an hour places that have table showers. But cleanliness standards really varies in these places, is not very uncommon for the girls wearing the same clothes for a week at a time (don't think about the body fluid contacts those clothes have picked up from being next to five guys every day while they release their load) and they don't always change the sheets or towels between customers, so your mileage will vary But not every place is as clean as you my want it to be.