Massage Parlor Reports

[Hrodebert]

No action ever. Massage only. Legit.

It's been open more than 4 1/2 years. I go to this spa once a year to see if it is still legit. It is. It's in a choice location in a very expensive rental area. I think it's a money laundering operation.

[XavierLuvAsian]

I'm at a hotel near O'Hair. Searching BP and a few others, not sure what's up. I only have 1 night, so I thought I'd inquire.

If you're ever in Cleveland, I can return the favor!

[Nfc03]

It's been open more than 4 1/2 years. I go to this spa once a year to see if it is still legit. It is. It's in a choice location in a very expensive rental area. I think it's a money laundering operation.

Can you define legit? You can pm me If you want. Trying to find some place that offers good things as I've been driving out to the suburbs for stuff and every time I drive past this place, it looks like it would be something fun inside.

[Hrodebert]

It's been open more than 4 1/2 years. I go to this spa once a year to see if it is still legit. It is. It's in a choice location in a very expensive rental area. I think it's a money laundering operation.

Any one know if the massage off Madison and Harlem is good. I've seen them on one other site but that's it.

[FlxGuy]

The worst in the west suburbs. There has been many reports about this and I'm surprised anyone still goes there.

We think we can do better than the last guy and then we don't. It's a hard lesson learned on top of the cash wasted.

[Starks]

Has anybody been to Unwind lately? Been looking through some old post, it seems like it was a good place, then the quality fell off. Can anybody tell me if that has changed?

[DMichaels69]

The worst in the west suburbs. There has been many reports about this and I'm surprised anyone still goes there.

Another mediocre spa that's long in tooth and short on the massage. I paid for an hour and got about 35 minutes. It's poor service and no real menu to write about. There are better options out there with prettier provides and cleaner facilities.

[Nfc03]

Any one know if the massage off Madison and Harlem is good. I've seen them on one other site but that's it.

[FlxGuy]

Another mediocre spa that's long in tooth and short on the massage. I paid for an hour and got about 35 minutes. It's poor service and no real menu to write about. There are better options out there with prettier provides and cleaner facilities.

[TonyDe]

Lucy has been discussed about a month ago and though I give it a go. She is located near chinatown and host in her house. When I got there, another lady let me in. She works there when Lucy is busy. I did see Lucy when I left and she is short.

Back to the session:

- the lady was a bit old. Maybe 50's.

- I needed a massage so I settled on the hour - . 6.

- I never had a massage like this. Her technique was basically grab a handful of skin and pull / twist. The action was similar to someone kneeling bread dough. And she had nails. I asked if she had experience before and she said no. That explains everything.

- this is the only massage I ever had where my little head did not stand attention.

- She asked if I wanted HJ for. 6 and she can tell I was going to say no. Got out of there as quick as possible.

I would give it a 1* for massage and nothing else. No return.

Did I say she was Chinese? I tell you the C Mafia is flooding the market with grandmas. SAD!

Lucy herself gives a pretty good massage. I went to repeat about a week ago and got stuck with the one you reviewed after asking for Lucy. The massage was lame and over after 15 minutes (I paid for hour) and she offered a handshake for 60 tip. I passed, left and pretty much wrote off the place. If Lucy is still there she's worth it, but be ready for the old bait and switch in which case just leave.

[Trav]

Lucy has been discussed about a month ago and though I give it a go. She is located near chinatown and host in her house. When I got there, another lady let me in. She works there when Lucy is busy. I did see Lucy when I left and she is short.

Back to the session:

- the lady was a bit old. Maybe 50's.

- I needed a massage so I settled on the hour - . 6.

- I never had a massage like this. Her technique was basically grab a handful of skin and pull / twist. The action was similar to someone kneeling bread dough. And she had nails. I asked if she had experience before and she said no. That explains everything.

- this is the only massage I ever had where my little head did not stand attention.

- She asked if I wanted HJ for. 6 and she can tell I was going to say no. Got out of there as quick as possible.

I would give it a 1* for massage and nothing else. No return.

Did I say she was Chinese? I tell you the C Mafia is flooding the market with grandmas. SAD!

[Horny Dog #2]

Here's a link to the Yelp reviews. https://www.yelp.com/biz/sunshine-he...-buffalo-grove.

Here's a link to Google Maps.

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Sunshine+Health+Massage / at 42.1707843,-87.9530016,17 z / data=!3 m1!4 b1!4 m5!3 m4!1 s0 x880 fbc37 a997 cc47:0 x2 e95621418 ffa33 c!8 m2!3 d42.1707803!4 d-87.9508129.

Thanks for your business. Sometimes we're not busy. Other times everyone comes at the same time. My suggestion is to call ahead. Leave your first name (any name will do). Bob.

Bob, the Yelp link goes to the Buffalo Grove location, but the Google maps link goes to an address in Bolingbrook.

[Avg Joe]

Me and my boss was out in the west burbs and he has a thing for older asian women. I showed him the rub site and he found them since we were close. After calling we go in and dear god I don't see how their still in business even my boss turned them down and he likes the old ones LOL they were really sweet but man they both are beat smh. I can't imagine these old ladies giving me a rub let alone a HE. Today was definitely a learning experience.

Lane's has been discussed extensively in the Lombard thread with not one good review that I am aware of. Total waste of money and has been for many years. Better to look elsewhere.

AJ.

[WretchedBliss]

I also visited "sisters" not too long ago, but had 2 hands, 65 house fee for an hour.

Good location, plenty of free parking. Newly decorated, fresh premises. 2 mts, one early 30, the other one is early -mid 40. I had the younger one. TS was 6/10, no towel on the very wet from the previous guy, cold floor.

Massage was weak and not very professional, 10 min of back walking and then just some sporadic rubbing with little teasing. On the flip some more rubbing and standard HJ with limited Utc action allowed. Limited because she was standing strategically far to get real access to her hot spots. Then some more rubbing. There is no standing shower available, so those who like to wash off oil etc it's ether another Ts or just sitting on the ts table is offered.

I was 10-15 shorted and attempted to leave standard tip, but she demanded more, I added another 10, but she asked for 60 total. Being not in a mood to argue, and her, not being able to understand me anyway, I left requested 60.

I don't think it worth 125, so probably will not repeat.

Oh man that sucks! Sorry to hear the terrible experience! With your experience, I wouldn't go back either.

[Archineer]

Me and my boss was out in the west burbs and he has a thing for older asian women. I showed him the rub site and he found them since we were close. After calling we go in and dear god I don't see how their still in business even my boss turned them down and he likes the old ones LOL they were really sweet but man they both are beat smh. I can't imagine these old ladies giving me a rub let alone a HE. Today was definitely a learning experience.