USA Adult Classifieds: Advertiser Reviews

[H20 Monger]

Thanks to H20 Monger for the alert about Susan being back in town. Met for a short QV which stretched longer than planned. Body just wasn't cooperating for me so I cut short. As always, a queen at what she does, persistant and tries beyond her best for us old fart vets. Thanks Susan. Will be back to visit soon.

Mac Out.

Just left her new nicer I drive hotel. Fun place, fun girl. Best BBBJ in town, IMHO. The queen indeed. The more of us that visit her there, the longer she will reign on I Drive. Treat her nice.

[BetterLearnIt]

After posting my original post about Alex, she left me a voice message saying "The people that really know me will let the truth be known" and since then I've seen a handful of negative experiences with her and not ONE good review of someone saying anything I said was incorrect. So thank you for stepping up and I hope it encourages others to post their negative experiences with providers along for the betterment of the fellow members, this guide and the real providers who are much more deserving of our money and time than some of the dumpsters we've stuck our dicks in.

Sounds like she should read more Wilson Mizner: be nice to people on the way up because you'll meet them on the way down.

[MotoGib1]

I seriously don't mean this as slander against any guys here, but I definitely feel that this board fluff's a lot of these girls attractiveness and services. I've met some ladies that had great personalities but ok looks, a great ass but weak services, or massive tits that made my mouth water but overall just wasn't into them. Seriously haven't met "the full package" yet.

I had maybe 3 or 4 gals make the full package. By that I mean GFE, nice body, good communication setting up appt, clean incall and they gave me a full hr. My favorite had a great body, clean incall and could hold a conversation. She played music on her phone and never rushed a session. Really, for 150 to 250 an HR you should get the full hr. She was always clean and smelled good. Everyone has off days but I saw her many times and she made alot of money off me. This is what providers don't seem to understand, you can make alot more money if you treat a good potential customer right. Locally, I had luck with Tabby and Jessy in Daytona. Nene is good but kinda rushed me out, good for a half HR. There is alot of fluff on every forum, very hard to sort them out. Anyone know of a good all around provider with no baby damage and great tits. LOL, if so please message me.

Moto.

[MotoGib1]

Met Renee at her incall in Deland the other day. She is a very lovely woman and very very talented. Easy set up, good communication, even let me come up a few minutes before our scheduled time. I was a little taken aback by the man sitting in the living room watching tv and surfing on his phone. I mentioned this to Renee and she asked if I had read about that in her reviews. I may have but did not remember that, I wish that she would have said something as I would most likely not have seen her had I known. Also, I feel like that is something she should disclose to each new client. Also, when we took off our clothes I was a little surprised by the extent of the excess skin on her abdomen. I am sure I did not read anything about that on any reviews. I hate mentioning this because we did have a good time and all of my goals were met, however I had a hard time with the appearance. It may be petty and I do not want to hurt her feelings, but again, I wish I would have known. I most likely would not have visited her for the two reasons listed above and therefore not written this review. Again, excellent provider, and everything I like about a woman except the above. Paid for an hour left at the 30 minute mark, my choice. DFK, DATY, BBBJ, K9, CG, $. 8.

It has been mentioned previously that she provides care for an elderly gentleman and sometimes he is there. I t can put some off but sometimes he is there. Didn't bother me. She is an excellent provider but I recommend her for the half hour and not the whole. She is responsive to texts and on time. Provides full GFE, nice lady.

[Chris5]

Met Renee at her incall in Deland the other day. She is a very lovely woman and very very talented. Easy set up, good communication, even let me come up a few minutes before our scheduled time. I was a little taken aback by the man sitting in the living room watching tv and surfing on his phone. I mentioned this to Renee and she asked if I had read about that in her reviews. I may have but did not remember that, I wish that she would have said something as I would most likely not have seen her had I known. Also, I feel like that is something she should disclose to each new client. Also, when we took off our clothes I was a little surprised by the extent of the excess skin on her abdomen. I am sure I did not read anything about that on any reviews. I hate mentioning this because we did have a good time and all of my goals were met, however I had a hard time with the appearance. It may be petty and I do not want to hurt her feelings, but again, I wish I would have known. I most likely would not have visited her for the two reasons listed above and therefore not written this review. Again, excellent provider, and everything I like about a woman except the above. Paid for an hour left at the 30 minute mark, my choice. DFK, DATY, BBBJ, K9, CG, $. 8.

Thank you for the review on Renee. You are spot on correct that she should have mentioned these thing's to you up front. Classic example of YMMV. Guy's rave about this old chick which is mind boggling to me, as her pics hide her real body and no face shot. I wonder why that is? I'm shocked you paid 180 buck's for that dream. I wouldn't offer her 20 buck's. Old washed out hag in my opinion. YMMV.

Thanks for reporting.

C5.

[BabyLight333]

Met Renee at her incall in Deland the other day. She is a very lovely woman and very very talented. Easy set up, good communication, even let me come up a few minutes before our scheduled time. I was a little taken aback by the man sitting in the living room watching tv and surfing on his phone. I mentioned this to Renee and she asked if I had read about that in her reviews. I may have but did not remember that, I wish that she would have said something as I would most likely not have seen her had I known. Also, I feel like that is something she should disclose to each new client. Also, when we took off our clothes I was a little surprised by the extent of the excess skin on her abdomen. I am sure I did not read anything about that on any reviews. I hate mentioning this because we did have a good time and all of my goals were met, however I had a hard time with the appearance. It may be petty and I do not want to hurt her feelings, but again, I wish I would have known. I most likely would not have visited her for the two reasons listed above and therefore not written this review. Again, excellent provider, and everything I like about a woman except the above. Paid for an hour left at the 30 minute mark, my choice. DFK, DATY, BBBJ, K9, CG, $. 8.

You might want to add the teeth as well.

[Member #6714]

Met Renee at her incall in Deland the other day. She is a very lovely woman and very very talented. Easy set up, good communication, even let me come up a few minutes before our scheduled time. I was a little taken aback by the man sitting in the living room watching tv and surfing on his phone. I mentioned this to Renee and she asked if I had read about that in her reviews. I may have but did not remember that, I wish that she would have said something as I would most likely not have seen her had I known. Also, I feel like that is something she should disclose to each new client. Also, when we took off our clothes I was a little surprised by the extent of the excess skin on her abdomen. I am sure I did not read anything about that on any reviews. I hate mentioning this because we did have a good time and all of my goals were met, however I had a hard time with the appearance. It may be petty and I do not want to hurt her feelings, but again, I wish I would have known. I most likely would not have visited her for the two reasons listed above and therefore not written this review. Again, excellent provider, and everything I like about a woman except the above. Paid for an hour left at the 30 minute mark, my choice. DFK, DATY, BBBJ, K9, CG, $. 8.

[OrlandoOD]

Had a hankering for a comfortable bed, great tittys and some mostly GFE (no DK) so Paige got a call yesterday. Easy setup and was there within 30 min. Planned for a hhr and started with some light chitchat about this board since she follows it regularly. Great gal with a great head on her shoulders. Girl had me rock hard quickly and did her best to DT my boy and ended with some gagging and extra drool, loved it. Wrapped up and took that pussy to its happy place. I love a girl with enthusiasm and she came quite often, getting a mouthful of titty while balls deep makes her squeal in delight. Swapped to DATY as I love eating a just fucked pussy, had her grab my head as her own personal sexy toy. Swapped back to BBBJ but was never able to cum myself. Sadly left with a pent up load and no one to give it to. If you haven't given her a load, I advise you do.

[Kevin44]

After posting my original post about Alex, she left me a voice message saying "The people that really know me will let the truth be known" and since then I've seen a handful of negative experiences with her and not ONE good review of someone saying anything I said was incorrect. So thank you for stepping up and I hope it encourages others to post their negative experiences with providers along for the betterment of the fellow members, this guide and the real providers who are much more deserving of our money and time than some of the dumpsters we've stuck our dicks in.

[XMan1970]

I'm sorry to report that the latest reports on Alex are ringing true to me. Setup a meet last night at 1:30. Should have been plenty of time to get ready. I set up a backup plan just in case. I arrived on time but told her I was a few minutes out. She said great because so was running late anyway. Not a real surprise but annoying none the less. I was able to stake out her room anyone and clear view of some guy going in and leaving shortly after. I can only guess it was her manager / boyfriend / dealer. When I asked for an update she asked if I can stop and get her a drink from 7-11. REALLY ANNOYING. My backup plan was ready to go in same location so off I went. After so many visits, I'm done waiting around. Time to move on.

[Cook72]

Being a USA senior has its privileges, it allowed me to schedule a visit with a Hot, Young, Intelligent, Sweet, Lovely, Passionate, GFE Ebony; HotYoungEbony for short. I find that 9 times out of 10 when I visit someone new in this hobby there is at least some level of misrepresentation or disappointment. Not with Cleo, the only disappointment was my own first date awkwardness. She looks even better than her pictures and at a young age knows how to provide a girl friend type of experience. I did a hhr, hopefully she will see me again and I can schedule an hour. Much has been written here so I will not restate or go into details. If your a senior member and a gentlemen I recommend you see her.

[Chris5]

Everybody loves jenncici here I think she's a dead fuck. Sascha headgame WAY better than hers. No reason to slander anyone everyone has their own taste. There is a for sure over hyping of certain providers. Oh well don't like don't buy.

That's a negative on Jenn brother. Everyone here hopefully is seeing that Jenn is a waste of time and money. Drug addict in the worse way, I guarantee brother's, Jenn will be a regular on Paradise Trail very soon for 20 buck's for everything. LOL.

Jenn is the ultimate loser want to be escort.

C5.

[Jonah1]

I have seen them both. I liked Jenn but the last couple times the drugs showed and was very rushed. Just can waste the money on her anymore. Alex was a great dream when I first started seeing her. Then I noticed the shit started coming first. She does hit the pipe because I've seen it first hand the last time I saw her. Not seeing her because of that. That time was a disaster to set up an appointment. Blah blah blah, my boyfriend, my "friend" etc. Same old shit with their problems. They start making cash so it's easier to get the drugs then it takes over etc. Just cause I give you 60 bucks to fuck your face doesn't mean I want to hear you talk! She is staying with Jenn off and on and we all know it's going down hill from there. In 2 weeks we can get her on OBT for 20 bucks. If they start hanging, then it's a matter of time before Jenn switch her poison to the pipe. Guys, you've been warned.

I'm out.

Thats a shame. Wanted to see Alex too. It's been a long time since I have seen Jenn. Thats why I appreciate LadyRenee un Deland and a few other UTR's I know. Always top notch and DDF and clean and classy with wonderful service every time. Too much of a risk with anyone that just sees anyone and everyone for the ca $h, and as many as they can in one day. Not willing to take that risk.

[ProyNot]

So I finally went to see sascha. Nothing negative but I do not get the hype at all. Feel free to pm me but here are my top reasons for a no repeat: she lists millennial is closer to obt, real iffy apt complex with confusing rooms and bad communication leading in, once in she is older and heavier than the pics. She set a timer. She got up during the mediocre BJ at least 3 times and talks non stop about her hobby and being a "nerd" or whatever. I mean you like pop culture things no big deal. Clean and friendly. Tight puss but again a no go for me.

I agree 100%. I never posted a review because everyone loves her, and I didn't want the backlash. I definitely noticed her size and age as soon as I walked in. In my experience the BBBJ was pretty good. She climbed between my legs and did some crazy shit to me. Other than that, she spoke most of the time about pop culture, and being a nerd. Even with a mouth full LOL. When I wanted to smash, she told me it was that time of the month. Which she never told me before I got there. I try not to bash these women, but I can not get past the raving review. To each it's own I guess? I agree with you though bro.

[RunnerGuy]

I have seen them both. I liked Jenn but the last couple times the drugs showed and was very rushed. Just can waste the money on her anymore. Alex was a great dream when I first started seeing her. Then I noticed the shit started coming first. She does hit the pipe because I've seen it first hand the last time I saw her. Not seeing her because of that. That time was a disaster to set up an appointment. Blah blah blah, my boyfriend, my "friend" etc. Same old shit with their problems. They start making cash so it's easier to get the drugs then it takes over etc. Just cause I give you 60 bucks to fuck your face doesn't mean I want to hear you talk! She is staying with Jenn off and on and we all know it's going down hill from there. In 2 weeks we can get her on OBT for 20 bucks. If they start hanging, then it's a matter of time before Jenn switch her poison to the pipe. Guys, you've been warned.

I'm out.

I've seen them both before and have been happy with their services but this is just bad news. It would explain alot though.