Massage Parlor Reports

**Hrodebert** · 11-19-17 01:03

It's been open more than 4 1/2 years. I go to this spa once a year to see if it is still legit. It is. It's in a choice location in a very expensive rental area. I think it's a money laundering operation.

Originally Posted by Nfc03 [View Original Post]

Any one know if the massage off Madison and Harlem is good. I've seen them on one other site but that's it.

**FlxGuy** · 11-18-17 23:19

Originally Posted by DMichaels69 [View Original Post]

The worst in the west suburbs. There has been many reports about this and I'm surprised anyone still goes there.

We think we can do better than the last guy and then we don't. It's a hard lesson learned on top of the cash wasted.

**Starks** · 11-18-17 23:10

Has anybody been to Unwind lately? Been looking through some old post, it seems like it was a good place, then the quality fell off. Can anybody tell me if that has changed?

**DMichaels69** · 11-18-17 11:18

The worst in the west suburbs. There has been many reports about this and I'm surprised anyone still goes there.

Originally Posted by FlxGuy [View Original Post]

Another mediocre spa that's long in tooth and short on the massage. I paid for an hour and got about 35 minutes. It's poor service and no real menu to write about. There are better options out there with prettier provides and cleaner facilities.

**Nfc03** · 11-18-17 10:22

Any one know if the massage off Madison and Harlem is good. I've seen them on one other site but that's it.

**FlxGuy** · 11-17-17 21:11

Another mediocre spa that's long in tooth and short on the massage. I paid for an hour and got about 35 minutes. It's poor service and no real menu to write about. There are better options out there with prettier provides and cleaner facilities.

**TonyDe** · 11-17-17 20:23

Originally Posted by Trav [View Original Post]

Lucy has been discussed about a month ago and though I give it a go. She is located near chinatown and host in her house. When I got there, another lady let me in. She works there when Lucy is busy. I did see Lucy when I left and she is short.

Back to the session:

- the lady was a bit old. Maybe 50's.

- I needed a massage so I settled on the hour - . 6.

- I never had a massage like this. Her technique was basically grab a handful of skin and pull / twist. The action was similar to someone kneeling bread dough. And she had nails. I asked if she had experience before and she said no. That explains everything.

- this is the only massage I ever had where my little head did not stand attention.

- She asked if I wanted HJ for. 6 and she can tell I was going to say no. Got out of there as quick as possible.

I would give it a 1* for massage and nothing else. No return.

Did I say she was Chinese? I tell you the C Mafia is flooding the market with grandmas. SAD!

Lucy herself gives a pretty good massage. I went to repeat about a week ago and got stuck with the one you reviewed after asking for Lucy. The massage was lame and over after 15 minutes (I paid for hour) and she offered a handshake for 60 tip. I passed, left and pretty much wrote off the place. If Lucy is still there she's worth it, but be ready for the old bait and switch in which case just leave.

**Trav** · 11-17-17 13:21

Lucy has been discussed about a month ago and though I give it a go. She is located near chinatown and host in her house. When I got there, another lady let me in. She works there when Lucy is busy. I did see Lucy when I left and she is short.

Back to the session:

- the lady was a bit old. Maybe 50's.

- I needed a massage so I settled on the hour - . 6.

- I never had a massage like this. Her technique was basically grab a handful of skin and pull / twist. The action was similar to someone kneeling bread dough. And she had nails. I asked if she had experience before and she said no. That explains everything.

- this is the only massage I ever had where my little head did not stand attention.

- She asked if I wanted HJ for. 6 and she can tell I was going to say no. Got out of there as quick as possible.

I would give it a 1* for massage and nothing else. No return.

Did I say she was Chinese? I tell you the C Mafia is flooding the market with grandmas. SAD!

**Horny Dog #2** · 11-17-17 10:43

Originally Posted by Bob521 [View Original Post]

Here's a link to the Yelp reviews. https://www.yelp.com/biz/sunshine-he...-buffalo-grove.

Here's a link to Google Maps.

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Sunshine+Health+Massage / at 42.1707843,-87.9530016,17 z / data=!3 m1!4 b1!4 m5!3 m4!1 s0 x880 fbc37 a997 cc47:0 x2 e95621418 ffa33 c!8 m2!3 d42.1707803!4 d-87.9508129.

Thanks for your business. Sometimes we're not busy. Other times everyone comes at the same time. My suggestion is to call ahead. Leave your first name (any name will do). Bob.

Bob, the Yelp link goes to the Buffalo Grove location, but the Google maps link goes to an address in Bolingbrook.

**Avg Joe** · 11-16-17 20:57

Originally Posted by Archineer [View Original Post]

Me and my boss was out in the west burbs and he has a thing for older asian women. I showed him the rub site and he found them since we were close. After calling we go in and dear god I don't see how their still in business even my boss turned them down and he likes the old ones LOL they were really sweet but man they both are beat smh. I can't imagine these old ladies giving me a rub let alone a HE. Today was definitely a learning experience.

Lane's has been discussed extensively in the Lombard thread with not one good review that I am aware of. Total waste of money and has been for many years. Better to look elsewhere.

AJ.

**WretchedBliss** · 11-16-17 20:06

Originally Posted by Walker333 [View Original Post]

I also visited "sisters" not too long ago, but had 2 hands, 65 house fee for an hour.

Good location, plenty of free parking. Newly decorated, fresh premises. 2 mts, one early 30, the other one is early -mid 40. I had the younger one. TS was 6/10, no towel on the very wet from the previous guy, cold floor.

Massage was weak and not very professional, 10 min of back walking and then just some sporadic rubbing with little teasing. On the flip some more rubbing and standard HJ with limited Utc action allowed. Limited because she was standing strategically far to get real access to her hot spots. Then some more rubbing. There is no standing shower available, so those who like to wash off oil etc it's ether another Ts or just sitting on the ts table is offered.

I was 10-15 shorted and attempted to leave standard tip, but she demanded more, I added another 10, but she asked for 60 total. Being not in a mood to argue, and her, not being able to understand me anyway, I left requested 60.

I don't think it worth 125, so probably will not repeat.

Oh man that sucks! Sorry to hear the terrible experience! With your experience, I wouldn't go back either.

**Archineer** · 11-16-17 19:30

Me and my boss was out in the west burbs and he has a thing for older asian women. I showed him the rub site and he found them since we were close. After calling we go in and dear god I don't see how their still in business even my boss turned them down and he likes the old ones LOL they were really sweet but man they both are beat smh. I can't imagine these old ladies giving me a rub let alone a HE. Today was definitely a learning experience.

**Bob521** · 11-16-17 13:10

Here's a link to the Yelp reviews. https://www.yelp.com/biz/sunshine-he...-buffalo-grove.

Here's a link to Google Maps.

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Sunshine+Health+Massage / at 42.1707843,-87.9530016,17 z / data=!3 m1!4 b1!4 m5!3 m4!1 s0 x880 fbc37 a997 cc47:0 x2 e95621418 ffa33 c!8 m2!3 d42.1707803!4 d-87.9508129.

Thanks for your business. Sometimes we're not busy. Other times everyone comes at the same time. My suggestion is to call ahead. Leave your first name (any name will do). Bob.

Originally Posted by GreatGatsby [View Original Post]

It's on Deerfield Pkwy and Weilend Rd in Buffalo Grove.

Stay safe,

GG.

**MWiggly2** · 11-15-17 17:50

Originally Posted by Moogiebar [View Original Post]

Was in your wonderful city a couple days ago and had an opportunity to visit Relax on Cermak.

Paid. 65 for an hour massage to mamasan and got Mia, skinny korean woman, probably in her 30's?? Hard to tell.

Decent massage while face down, hard shoulder and back work with some on the legs for about 20 minutes. Told to flip and she grabbed junior pretty quick while negotiating.

Decided for FS for 1. 4 and she went to get the rubber and lube. She gave CBJ for 5 seconds before climbing aboard. Tight! Asian cowgirl with breasts exposed to finish.

The thing I remember most is that her tits were freaking perfect. I mean, perfect nips, perfect size and perfect feel. They were firm and youthful, natural too. Those boobies alone make me think she was in her 20's.

She said she only works Friday through Sunday.

Same experience with Mia, but I was able to add a 69 for a short period of time. She seemed to like my finger on the outside of her ass, but not inserted.

**GreatGatsby** · 11-15-17 17:17

Originally Posted by WildRider80 [View Original Post]

Had a second dream. So after I got shut down at the place on Rand I went to U Massage east of there on Dundee. This place has the right name for sure. The massage was very good. I happen to like a hard or deep tissue style massage so I do recommend it for that. I had Kiki for an hour. It was. 65 door fee. I kept getting mixed messages. While I was face down she really rubbed my ass and when sh was doing my legs she definitely grazed the twins a few times but in the flip no he. Only would allow self service, now here is what I don't get she was ok with me grabbing her ass and over the bra tit play and she massaged my legs while I stroked but she kept saying "no you do my boss no let me". Isn't letting a guy play with your tits just as illegal as he? I think I'm just going to stick with legit places for awhile anyone know where Bob and Mei's place is?

It's on Deerfield Pkwy and Weilend Rd in Buffalo Grove.

Stay safe,

GG.