Massage Parlor Reports

[Monsignor]

Is a paid review board that is very obvious about location names, reviews, etc. But way less trafficked by mongers. I'm fairly certain that the codes only help keep the herd of mongers lower once the news is shared of "mew mew" or "amy" or "grace" being available at a certain location and having an amazing 20-year-old body with real boobies and providing sexual acrobatics for a low low price.

Those who say the codes are too hard will get no sympathy from me. RB is correct. There are other boards where names and addresses are openly stated. The fact of the matter is, most of the places are "decrypted" on THIS thread, if you read through enough of the posts. I guess from my perspective it's more about making you work at least a LITTLE bit to enjoy what I've spent time and money figuring out. And by the way, if you have a few decent posts under your belt, regardless of where you are from, I'll happily share most of my info via PM anyway.

I don't think anyone with half a brain thinks any of this fools our friends in blue.

[RunForGold]

I stopped by Tucson on Saturday, one lady working, 'Kelly", 6-7/10, I guess 28-32, personable, said she had been here two weeks, came from California, didn't care for the cold weather. She looked a little pudgy, but was cute and friendly, so I stayed. Took the hour, lots of oil on my back and she kept massaging my back, on and on, no arms or hands which is usually the deal, finally moved to my butt, a little oil and then the tease began, no legs, nothing. She says turn over and, sadly, I paid the extra to have her disrobe for a closer inspection, not a good look, more overweight than I figured. (I prefer petite and small ladies.) Menu is full, but I didn't bite for anymore than the usual. Got shorted 20 minutes, but didn't make a scene, took my lumps and was happy to get in my vehicle.

[Prince Numenor]

Just past Papa Johns heading North on Keystone after 62nd St. House converted to office.

Any landmarks to look out for?

[Soundtime3]

I started checking the reports here about 2 months ago, coming from Google and RM. I've RTFF and enjoyed piecing together information to places I'll never go. I know it's been brought up recently that people don't like the codes, but man, I think it's fun. So you have to use your brain for two minutes before getting off with a passable massage? Get over yourselves. RM exists for a reason.

Anyway, I've visited the muffler shop a few times now. I've seen Amanda and I think Shea? Both seem to be in their 40's. I guess one other girl works there, Mia. Shea is a thicker woman, but eager to please. She'll all but put the mound of Venus in your palm during the rub. Everything is on the menu. Same with Amanda; she's slimmer, possible a bit older. Amanda is much more talkative than Shea (I'm pretty sure I'm getting Shea's name wrong). . 6 to house $. 4 for everything.

I've also visited a place that may not have a code on here? It's off of US 36 where you can get shoes and flowers to apologize to the Mrs. Later. Standard pricing, same average looking 40 somethings. Happy mongering gents.

[Goatee1456]

Visited an old reliable spa on the northwest side yesterday. Provider was probably late 30's to 40's and not real attractive. Quality standards have dropped considerably. Short hair and a bit pudgy, especially around the face. No happy ending vibe at all. But I️ left with a smile regardless. In retrospect think I️ should have just walked out as she was the one who greeted me at the desk.

[Jeebus112]

no way anyone from out of the area could figure this stuff out. Have fun with it I guess.

I am from out of town, took some work but I got where I wanted to go.

[Ilapp]

They are your posts so you can write them however you want I guess but what's the point? All of the speaking in tongues for what reason? Every other section of the Indianapolis board states names, donations and locations sometimes so I don't understand the need for trying to buffalo everyone. I will say this if the goal is to keep out of townees from taking your resources it's working, no way anyone from out of the area could figure this stuff out. Have fun with it I guess.

I don't think anyone thinks it hides any information it's just fun and games. And really about 10 seconds with Backpage and virtually all of the secret codes are revealed most obviously. Years ago it was much more clever and entertaining, very seldom now is it more than someone trying to be clever that is not.

[Ron BurgIndy]

Is a paid review board that is very obvious about location names, reviews, etc. But way less trafficked by mongers. I'm fairly certain that the codes only help keep the herd of mongers lower once the news is shared of "mew mew" or "amy" or "grace" being available at a certain location and having an amazing 20-year-old body with real boobies and providing sexual acrobatics for a low low price.

They are your posts so you can write them however you want I guess but what's the point? All of the speaking in tongues for what reason? Every other section of the Indianapolis board states names, donations and locations sometimes so I don't understand the need for trying to buffalo everyone. I will say this if the goal is to keep out of townees from taking your resources it's working, no way anyone from out of the area could figure this stuff out. Have fun with it I guess.

[LittleToNoThin]

They are your posts so you can write them however you want I guess but what's the point? All of the speaking in tongues for what reason? Every other section of the Indianapolis board states names, donations and locations sometimes so I don't understand the need for trying to buffalo everyone. I will say this if the goal is to keep out of townees from taking your resources it's working, no way anyone from out of the area could figure this stuff out. Have fun with it I guess.

[JhnSmth]

Stopped by muffler shop the other day. Haven't been there in ages. Got kind of a chunky girl wearing a really short frilly dress with a thing underneath. During the massage, she encouraged UTC. That's how I figured out it was a thong. Not a lot of teasing before the flip. Standard tip for standard finish. She wanted. 2 extra to touch up top. Finished up, and I left. I didn't even realize til I got to the car and saw the clock, but she shorted me almost 20 minutes on my hour. Thought it seemed quick, but I figured it was just me enjoying myself. Time flies and all. Anyhow, just be aware and watch the clock if you go there.

[Agronoman]

I was coming back from a westside appointment and decided to give the Soho a try. I read reviews about the expense, but thought it might be worth it. JHC, what a bizarre visit. Greeted by Lo, a shapely young thing. $ up front for the hour and an upfront. 3 tip. I get comfortable and she brings in a skinny waif of a girl (with no english skills) to do the massage. Nice massage, no teasing, and on the flip goes out and Lo comes back in. What else would you like she says. I point out my needs and she says that will be an additional $$. Wow, really. Ok, I'm in and who comes back in but the skinny waif to take care of business. She is so tiny that Woodrow hit a wall half way in. She graduated head of her class in acting school, but it must have been uncomfortable for her. Had to of been. So now I have been there, done that, and won't do it again.

[Jeebus112]

I'm from out of town looking for some fun, so I got my ovaltine decoder ring out and got cracking codes. Today, instead of drink more ovaltine, it read national. So, I headed out for a sweet a. I arrive at what all my research has led me to at 11:30 am only to find the door locked and sign turned off. Now, this did not deter me, as I was at my top pick, but had a plan b around the corner. Promptly arrived at what I had determined to be Phoenix. Not 100% sure it is (even now) but decided I'd gone too far to turn back. Greeted by two Arizonans, one short in a dress other tall in running pants and the shirt, I was shoved in a side room and told to wait. I speak some of the Arizona language and determined they were arguing over which would have the honor of touching me, when the shorter lady named Amy burst through the door, kissed me and told me how good it was to see me again (I never met her. I'd remember) she's cute and ambiguously aged and I was happy. Took an hour for .6 accidentally gave her a 50 more and she gave it back saying. Later. So I removed my wares of the road when she left and was serenaded by the neighbor singing Mr Jones and me, which really set the mood. She comes back, agree medium massage, oil and I am permitted some utc roaming, until I go to one spot, and she stopped me and said. Later, happy later. Decent massage I guess, did relax me, no question what was coming with the tease so I just relaxed and enjoyed it. On flip communication was a small issue. I thought she was telling me how much I was ordering for lunch, but she was asking if I'd brought protection. Having left my gun at home, she promptly provided one and what followed was perhaps my favorite AMP experience in a limited time. When lunch arrived, it was an all you can eat buffet, and everything I asked for off the large menu given to me with a smile. I got so full a few times I moaned, was told to shh because the neighbor was singing country or something, but my hearing was muffled by the thighs and cookie being served to me. Side note, that cookie needs some work, not sure they know how to trim the toppings, but it would be amazing if they did. I saw a cowgirl fighting a missionary, that was cool, and after a while lunch was over. Amazingly, she told me I had 10 minutes left so she massaged me and we spoke in broken English and worse Arizonans. Came time to tip, I realized I wasn't sure how much since she hadn't told me what my bill would be, so I happy gave her a buck forty, promised I would return soon. And I will. So, not sure if I found the mythical Phoenix, but Amy is definitely a spot at the end of a long drive worth heading to. Drink more ovaltine.

[UIS1957]

Too many new ones popping up. Close to 25 in Marion County now, three on East Washington in the last month alone!

You know what happens when the herd gets to large in nature? It gets thinned!

In this case the thinning will be raids then it will cycle again!

I went to the new one on E Washington just West of Post Rd today, pretty much like the last 5 I've visited, close your eyes and there are few differences.

Suite A (The National one) has the best menu for those seeking true happiness.

[JCreed]

Been open 2 days. Definitely worth a visit. A very friendly cute 30's lady met me and the friendliness continued through the table shower and massage (which was very competent). Spoilt a bit on the flip by tease negotiation (be firm) and then somewhat limited options and I tipped. 60 which is unusual for me but probably worth it. Standard rates apply. The other lady there was a little older but attractive too- worth trying. Go for it.

Numenor.

Any landmarks to look out for?

[Jeebus112]

Nevermind, I figured it out and was wrong, should've read further.