Massage Parlor Reports

[LittleToNoThin]

They are your posts so you can write them however you want I guess but what's the point? All of the speaking in tongues for what reason? Every other section of the Indianapolis board states names, donations and locations sometimes so I don't understand the need for trying to buffalo everyone. I will say this if the goal is to keep out of townees from taking your resources it's working, no way anyone from out of the area could figure this stuff out. Have fun with it I guess.

[JhnSmth]

Stopped by muffler shop the other day. Haven't been there in ages. Got kind of a chunky girl wearing a really short frilly dress with a thing underneath. During the massage, she encouraged UTC. That's how I figured out it was a thong. Not a lot of teasing before the flip. Standard tip for standard finish. She wanted. 2 extra to touch up top. Finished up, and I left. I didn't even realize til I got to the car and saw the clock, but she shorted me almost 20 minutes on my hour. Thought it seemed quick, but I figured it was just me enjoying myself. Time flies and all. Anyhow, just be aware and watch the clock if you go there.

[Agronoman]

I was coming back from a westside appointment and decided to give the Soho a try. I read reviews about the expense, but thought it might be worth it. JHC, what a bizarre visit. Greeted by Lo, a shapely young thing. $ up front for the hour and an upfront. 3 tip. I get comfortable and she brings in a skinny waif of a girl (with no english skills) to do the massage. Nice massage, no teasing, and on the flip goes out and Lo comes back in. What else would you like she says. I point out my needs and she says that will be an additional $$. Wow, really. Ok, I'm in and who comes back in but the skinny waif to take care of business. She is so tiny that Woodrow hit a wall half way in. She graduated head of her class in acting school, but it must have been uncomfortable for her. Had to of been. So now I have been there, done that, and won't do it again.

[Jeebus112]

I'm from out of town looking for some fun, so I got my ovaltine decoder ring out and got cracking codes. Today, instead of drink more ovaltine, it read national. So, I headed out for a sweet a. I arrive at what all my research has led me to at 11:30 am only to find the door locked and sign turned off. Now, this did not deter me, as I was at my top pick, but had a plan b around the corner. Promptly arrived at what I had determined to be Phoenix. Not 100% sure it is (even now) but decided I'd gone too far to turn back. Greeted by two Arizonans, one short in a dress other tall in running pants and the shirt, I was shoved in a side room and told to wait. I speak some of the Arizona language and determined they were arguing over which would have the honor of touching me, when the shorter lady named Amy burst through the door, kissed me and told me how good it was to see me again (I never met her. I'd remember) she's cute and ambiguously aged and I was happy. Took an hour for .6 accidentally gave her a 50 more and she gave it back saying. Later. So I removed my wares of the road when she left and was serenaded by the neighbor singing Mr Jones and me, which really set the mood. She comes back, agree medium massage, oil and I am permitted some utc roaming, until I go to one spot, and she stopped me and said. Later, happy later. Decent massage I guess, did relax me, no question what was coming with the tease so I just relaxed and enjoyed it. On flip communication was a small issue. I thought she was telling me how much I was ordering for lunch, but she was asking if I'd brought protection. Having left my gun at home, she promptly provided one and what followed was perhaps my favorite AMP experience in a limited time. When lunch arrived, it was an all you can eat buffet, and everything I asked for off the large menu given to me with a smile. I got so full a few times I moaned, was told to shh because the neighbor was singing country or something, but my hearing was muffled by the thighs and cookie being served to me. Side note, that cookie needs some work, not sure they know how to trim the toppings, but it would be amazing if they did. I saw a cowgirl fighting a missionary, that was cool, and after a while lunch was over. Amazingly, she told me I had 10 minutes left so she massaged me and we spoke in broken English and worse Arizonans. Came time to tip, I realized I wasn't sure how much since she hadn't told me what my bill would be, so I happy gave her a buck forty, promised I would return soon. And I will. So, not sure if I found the mythical Phoenix, but Amy is definitely a spot at the end of a long drive worth heading to. Drink more ovaltine.

[UIS1957]

Too many new ones popping up. Close to 25 in Marion County now, three on East Washington in the last month alone!

You know what happens when the herd gets to large in nature? It gets thinned!

In this case the thinning will be raids then it will cycle again!

I went to the new one on E Washington just West of Post Rd today, pretty much like the last 5 I've visited, close your eyes and there are few differences.

Suite A (The National one) has the best menu for those seeking true happiness.

[JCreed]

Been open 2 days. Definitely worth a visit. A very friendly cute 30's lady met me and the friendliness continued through the table shower and massage (which was very competent). Spoilt a bit on the flip by tease negotiation (be firm) and then somewhat limited options and I tipped. 60 which is unusual for me but probably worth it. Standard rates apply. The other lady there was a little older but attractive too- worth trying. Go for it.

Numenor.

Any landmarks to look out for?

[Jeebus112]

Nevermind, I figured it out and was wrong, should've read further.

[Jeebus112]

I had some take out scheduled for tomorrow that fell through, but since I'm on vacation thought I'd come to town and try an AMP. Cracking codes is usually fun for me and I think I cracked palindrome but was hoping I. Could get a pm that would let me confirm? I'm also. Considering a suite a, but I'm from north of indy and if I'm right palindrome is a lot. Closer. Thanks.

[TheBlindman]

Took the jump only to find Maggie and Renee have moved on. Lisa said she was the only one working and it was her first day. Weak massage and her lack of negotiating skills made for disappointing trip. Had fun there before, but probably won't return.

[Ron BurgIndy]

Your box is stuffed full. Clean it out. -Ron.

I like her a lot and have helped her in the past. I think I've been dropped from her list of "friends" which is a shame. She tried to be legitimate with a spa in Carmel and spent a lot of money on it. It didn't really go so back to her regular spa which makes her money and where she apparently adds to her income by working occassionally there to. She gives a very good massage. Good luck to her and her son- her main focus. I genuinely hope she has a good boyfriend that can give her some support she needs.

Numenor.

[Dnims]

Any one been to the Breathing Room in Broad Ripple? Girl there is kind of cute and thought she could be fun if the extras are available. Probably give it a run later this week.

[Ilapp]

So I know I'm relatively new here, but these super secret Dick Tracy codes - - are intended to throw off whom? The police? Us? Because a provider that is located in the "wood that is green" or the "land of shade" wouldn't fool my cat.

When I read the first line. LOL at least the handle is new.

[I Love Hjs 2]

Instead of the usual haunts, I thought I'd try some new places (along with some spots I've been before), compare what they advertise and share with you all.

Monarch- They advertise beautiful asian girls. Nope. Just the same, solo, 50 ish gal who's been there for years. Really solid massage. If you're a regular, standard finish and she asks how you want it.

Knights who say Ni-I only ever see one gal there. I know there's another one that works there. A ball licking good time if she gets to know you.

Purdue Rd seems to have just two gals working. I got lucky there a few months ago with a sweet young girl, but she's gone now. Solid, non-teasing massage from older an older gal. No teasing. Door left cracked open.

The old gals in Avon are pretty reliable. Last time, the gal was really busy and said she could squeeze me in but it had to be HH instead of the usual hour. Once I was on the table, she asked if we cold skip the massage and go straight to the finish and gave me half off for the inconvenience. Weird experience.

Foot Fitness on Michigan Rd advertises a new girl! Yeah. Sigh. It's the former gal from just up the road who gives a nice massage, but no extras I even heard a toddler running around in there. And they only have curtinis for a door that don't reach the floor. Speaking of just up the road, no extras there, but there do have a really cute 4 foot nothing gal who does a pretty solid massage. Really a shame they've become a no extras place again.

E. Carmel Dr-Oh, man. They have a really old gal there doing massages. I mean liver spots on her hands, driving a car with handicap plates old. I hadda do it just for giggles. It was the feeble kinda massage you would expect. Wow.

The spot just west of the Bean-Stellar massage and really stellar finish from your typical older gal. Now there are advertising new girls, so she may be gone, but well worth repeating if she's still there.

Had a good time just down the road on the President, but the gal warned me, don't put what happened on the internet. She said her boss reads it! Was she referencing this forum specifically? I don't know, but don't be our own worst enemy.

Questions for you all:

8916 S Meridian is advertising a new store front, new girl. Went by there to find only a guy working. He asked if it was okay if a guy did the massage, otherwise it would be an hour before they had a girl there. (Anyone been there recently who can share with me (PM).

I haven't heard about Pink in a while. Is it still open? What's the latest?

There's also a new one WAAAAYY out east on the President. Anyone TOFTT yet?

[Heritage1]

Last summer her boyfriend / white knight got into a pissing match with another member trying to prove a point.

Michelle ended up curtailing her activities, and I too have been dropped. She is a sweetie, but had become hard to schedule with recently.

I like her a lot and have helped her in the past. I think I've been dropped from her list of "friends" which is a shame.
Numenor.

[KYTavern12]

My one o'clock dream on Saturday was pushed back to 1:30 with three trucks in the lot. Wasted some time filling up and checking for some craft beer. Came back to an empty lot and took my turn. Awesome interior setup similar to one place I visited in Detroit. $6 for HR and $1. 00 to have her undress. What a treasure on the south side.