Massage Parlor Reports

**MadisonGuy69** · 11-03-17 21:43

Originally Posted by Miketastic69 [View Original Post]

You've been doing this for five and lurking for three. So you know, not every venture will be fruitful and not every girl will give an ending. Maybe you found one that's just not interested. If you're looking for extras elsewhere PM me and I can try to steer you towards a more bountiful trip.

I went to the same girl today, he's right it's a little weird. No happy ending but you sure would think it's going to happen. She might be waiting for you to ask, but I'm not that stupid. She's got you by the balls then. Ended up at Luxsa to get my happy ending which sucked all the time I wasted. But Mulan was pretty great. Other girls weren't really my type, they've had some great ones there at times. Wish North East Orlando had a place like it. I still put Luxsa way ahead of CB, spent less than half and had a great time.

**Pee Bee** · 11-03-17 20:01

Originally Posted by JimmyJacker [View Original Post]

Several great reviews led me to a dream here a couple weeks ago. Those who have had good dreams here may not even believe it but I can't even make this shit up. In this dream I go in the back door and a girl who I've seen a CB (probably the worse I have ever had there, but not horrible) answers and took me straight into a room. I ask about choosing since that's what they were advertising. This was actually what I was looking forward to the most since I've never been able to pick from a lineup. She said "why you want to choose, we have good time" and gets straight to licking. After about 3 seconds she comes up and says "half, hour OK"? Not wanting to be a dick or push the issue and already rock hard, I say fine. Then she wanted house fee and tip upfront, I know I know, that's a no no. Anyway I gave it to her. There was absolutely 0 massage, just straight to it. She says "we do boom boom and you finish in mouth", OK great. So I get almost there and she starts sucking. Unfortunately her skills in that department were less than stellar (too rough, too much teeth) and she couldn't get the job done. I asked her to grab another cover (we were about 15 minutes in at this point). She says, "I'm sorry, we out of time". I was kind of shocked because I've never really had a bad experience like this. Then to top it off, while getting dressed this ***** farted! I was completely shocked and disappointed. I was disappointed in myself as well for not being assertive and ignoring several red flags that came up in the first 2 minutes of being there. Guess we all live and learn! Luckily it was only a dream anyway.

Can we have her name so that we can stay clear of her.

**JimmyJacker** · 11-03-17 12:25

Several great reviews led me to a dream here a couple weeks ago. Those who have had good dreams here may not even believe it but I can't even make this shit up. In this dream I go in the back door and a girl who I've seen a CB (probably the worse I have ever had there, but not horrible) answers and took me straight into a room. I ask about choosing since that's what they were advertising. This was actually what I was looking forward to the most since I've never been able to pick from a lineup. She said "why you want to choose, we have good time" and gets straight to licking. After about 3 seconds she comes up and says "half, hour OK"? Not wanting to be a dick or push the issue and already rock hard, I say fine. Then she wanted house fee and tip upfront, I know I know, that's a no no. Anyway I gave it to her. There was absolutely 0 massage, just straight to it. She says "we do boom boom and you finish in mouth", OK great. So I get almost there and she starts sucking. Unfortunately her skills in that department were less than stellar (too rough, too much teeth) and she couldn't get the job done. I asked her to grab another cover (we were about 15 minutes in at this point). She says, "I'm sorry, we out of time". I was kind of shocked because I've never really had a bad experience like this. Then to top it off, while getting dressed this ***** farted! I was completely shocked and disappointed. I was disappointed in myself as well for not being assertive and ignoring several red flags that came up in the first 2 minutes of being there. Guess we all live and learn! Luckily it was only a dream anyway.

**Noob3** · 11-03-17 08:24

Went to see Nikki about 2 weeks and she is very attractive. Calm and discreet apartment. Took me to the massage room which was small and cozy. Gave a good massage and great HJ on the flip (I will admit it didn't feel like extras were going to happen because there weren't any signs). She made sure I finished even though our time was done which was a bonus. Definitely would visit again but there are many places I want to visit before doing so.

**Madii** · 11-02-17 21:40

Originally Posted by XHippie [View Original Post]

I'll take a BBBJ any day from one of these Asian girls but I've seen SW's I wouldn't let lick the tires on my car. However that said, who's not to say a guy get's his nut sack drained BB by one of these crack heads then the next day The Asian girl sucking on my dick sucked his dick bare back 30 minutes earlier we are all connected brother! Anything bare comes with a potential risk just depends on what head is in charge of making the decisions at the time. Poking a hole BB is definitely risky IMO but I'm no doctor. But if my dick is harder than a rock and her Asian lips get close it's going in her mouth cover or no cover, Ill get some antibiotics later lol.

Thanks for the insight bro!

**XHippie** · 11-02-17 21:30

Originally Posted by Madii [View Original Post]

Anyone nervous about burning after a BBBJ? I would love to get one but I'd be nervous as hell LOL.

I'll take a BBBJ any day from one of these Asian girls but I've seen SW's I wouldn't let lick the tires on my car. However that said, who's not to say a guy get's his nut sack drained BB by one of these crack heads then the next day The Asian girl sucking on my dick sucked his dick bare back 30 minutes earlier we are all connected brother! Anything bare comes with a potential risk just depends on what head is in charge of making the decisions at the time. Poking a hole BB is definitely risky IMO but I'm no doctor. But if my dick is harder than a rock and her Asian lips get close it's going in her mouth cover or no cover, Ill get some antibiotics later lol.

**XHippie** · 11-02-17 21:19

Originally Posted by ProyNot [View Original Post]

What's going on fellow mongers?

Was around the area, and recently took a visit to may spa located off of obt. I've been here previously, and always left relieved. This was definitely not the case this time. I walk in and ring the bell as usual. The lady that greets me is sorta ugly, very limited English, skinny, and big teeth. I give her. 7 for the hr, and proceed to dream. I had never seen this girl before so I thought maybe the others were busy. I asked, and she said "I do shower OK. " TS was very fast, and very minimal cleaning. Once finished with ts, I asked her where the usual ladies were. I repeated myself at least 5 times, being that her English is not well. She replied LA (Los Angeles). I figured at worst I would at least get a good massage, so why not? Boy was I wrong. Mostly elbows, and light touch. Covered with a towel most of the time. Of course I let her finish, but I do regret not walking out immediately. This is a rare bad experience for me, so I'll just "charge it to the game. ' I assume that when these girls go out of town, they hire anyone they can find as replacements. This place is usually good, and has a few cuties. I suggest staying away for a while. I'll keep it brief. Until next time. Peace.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...-8285/21228258

I went there several times and had decent looking girls with a full menu. The last visit was the first week in Sept with Cindy. I'm betting the good ones have made their cash and have moved on down the line which is normal in this business. Or maybe it's a break who knows.

**Miketastic69** · 11-02-17 20:54

Originally Posted by JustLooking20 [View Original Post]

Set up a visit with Vicky. Very nice, girl in photo is her, Massage was good, place is clean, a couple of brushes against the the goods face down. Seemed intentional, maybe just by mistake bc that was all that was done. Nothing at all on the flip and was not allowed to touch from my side. After seeing another member had left happy I figured I'd make a visit myslef. Did my homework, rtff and reached out to see what was going on (thanks for the info) with her and not what I was expecting. I've seen girls in Orlando for the last 5 years and been a lurker on the forum for the last 3 years. I just add this bc I know some guys are going to freakout bc its my 1st actual post but I do have info on quite a few girls if anyone wants to reach out or make sure I'm not bsing anyone. I appreciate all the info that gets passed along but have never posted bc I don't see what the point is to repeat what everyone else is saying. If a girl is getting alot of good feed back and I am interested I will contact her and that's it. I use the resources and then tryout what peaks my interest.

Anyone else have any info with this one other than just a professional massage?

https://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/d...367173360.html

You've been doing this for five and lurking for three. So you know, not every venture will be fruitful and not every girl will give an ending. Maybe you found one that's just not interested. If you're looking for extras elsewhere PM me and I can try to steer you towards a more bountiful trip.

**Just Looking20** · 11-02-17 19:17

Originally Posted by Pbwardy02 [View Original Post]

You either are lame AF or gave off the cop vibe. Just cause you got paper doesn't mean you get play if you are a weirdo, give the impression you are a pig, smell bad or act like a dick.

My reason of why I don't see the point to post and will just message other members in private. A simple question that could help out not only myslef but other members of the forum as well. With your response I would assume yes you have seen her but then at the same time no one knows know bc your response doesn't relate to the questions asked. Have you seen her, anything more than massage?

**Pbwardy02** · 11-02-17 18:10

Originally Posted by JustLooking20 [View Original Post]

Set up a visit with Vicky. Very nice, girl in photo is her, Massage was good, place is clean, a couple of brushes against the the goods face down. Seemed intentional, maybe just by mistake bc that was all that was done. Nothing at all on the flip and was not allowed to touch from my side. After seeing another member had left happy I figured I'd make a visit myslef. Did my homework, rtff and reached out to see what was going on (thanks for the info) with her and not what I was expecting. I've seen girls in Orlando for the last 5 years and been a lurker on the forum for the last 3 years. I just add this bc I know some guys are going to freakout bc its my 1st actual post but I do have info on quite a few girls if anyone wants to reach out or make sure I'm not bsing anyone. I appreciate all the info that gets passed along but have never posted bc I don't see what the point is to repeat what everyone else is saying. If a girl is getting alot of good feed back and I am interested I will contact her and that's it. I use the resources and then tryout what peaks my interest.

Anyone else have any info with this one other than just a professional massage?

https://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/d...367173360.html

You either are lame AF or gave off the cop vibe. Just cause you got paper doesn't mean you get play if you are a weirdo, give the impression you are a pig, smell bad or act like a dick.

**Gib68** · 11-02-17 16:50

Was heading to the gym the other day and wanted to get a kink worked out in my shoulder beforehand, Jing Jing spa was in sight so I decided to stop there, I've been there before although it was well over a year and then some. Greeted by a late 30 ish early 40 ish mildly attractive woman who said her name was Dee Dee, give her a 7 in looks. Paid. 70 for an hour, I think she was the only one there at the time. I was actually looking for a good massage on this visit so I wasn't expecting much in the extras department. Guys let me tell you she gave an awesome massage, she used her hands, arms, even stood on my back for a little bit, she definitely worked out the kink. When it came time for the flip, she grabbed mr. Johnson and smiled and begin with a decent HE which in this case was fine with me. If you want a solid massage definitely pay her a visit, go in not expecting any extras though. Gave a. 40 tip.

Stay Safe.

**ODFeelin** · 11-02-17 16:41

Originally Posted by ProyNot [View Original Post]

What's going on fellow mongers?

Was around the area, and recently took a visit to may spa located off of obt. I've been here previously, and always left relieved. This was definitely not the case this time. I walk in and ring the bell as usual. The lady that greets me is sorta ugly, very limited English, skinny, and big teeth. I give her. 7 for the hr, and proceed to dream. I had never seen this girl before so I thought maybe the others were busy. I asked, and she said "I do shower OK. " TS was very fast, and very minimal cleaning. Once finished with ts, I asked her where the usual ladies were. I repeated myself at least 5 times, being that her English is not well. She replied LA (Los Angeles). I figured at worst I would at least get a good massage, so why not? Boy was I wrong. Mostly elbows, and light touch. Covered with a towel most of the time. Of course I let her finish, but I do regret not walking out immediately. This is a rare bad experience for me, so I'll just "charge it to the game. ' I assume that when these girls go out of town, they hire anyone they can find as replacements. This place is usually good, and has a few cuties. I suggest staying away for a while. I'll keep it brief. Until next time. Peace.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...-8285/21228258

This past Saturday I visited CiCi at May Spa, and had a pleasant dream. She greeted me at the door with a hug and held my hand all the way back to the room. She is a cute little spinner in her late 20's with a nice tight body. I paid the special which is 0.5 for the hour. I did partake in the TS which wasn't rushed and very thorough. Once on the table the massage proceeded, but was straight forward for the first few minutes until she leaned against my hands which were hanging off table above my head, then it got a bit better. There was plenty of teasing with her sitting straddle of my ass and back when I realized she was going commando. Time for the flip she rubbed my legs some more then brushed junior a few times while I rubbed her ass UTC. She asked me what I wanted and I ended up opting for CFS. We did some negotiation, I knew I was her last customer of the night, so I figured what the hell. She started out at $.6 and after some haggling I got her down to $.2. Her head game was covered, but on point and even allowed DT. This went on for a bit then I had to stop her ad I was about to pop in my cover. She then jumped in my lap since I was on the edge of the table for some CG then to some standing Mish where I popped in my cover. Total damage with house fee was $.7. This was not my first visit to May, but first with CiCi. Will repeat with her.

**RatFish** · 11-02-17 15:37

Just got back from trying Far East Spa in Winter Garden. Good Massage, table shower not ready yet. Only OTC roaming, standard ending. $60 house fee and $40 tip. May repeat, but nothing special.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...-3755/26095147

**NaughtyBoy1** · 11-02-17 15:25

That depends on what you want. If you are looking only for massage, then you have to really try hard as they suck. But if you are looking for fun, then it will hurt your pocket but will have a good exp.

Originally Posted by MrGoodwatch [View Original Post]

Been a reader of this board for years only posted a few times I know I can take one for the team but I've got one week left in Orlando and would love to know from a professional opinion on where to go for my first time at an AMP for guaranteed best experience possible feel free to private message me any advice would be greatly appreciated.

**PerfectAss** · 11-02-17 14:44

Originally Posted by ProyNot [View Original Post]

What's going on fellow mongers?
This is a rare bad experience for me, so I'll just "charge it to the game. ' I assume that when these girls go out of town, they hire anyone they can find as replacements. This place is usually good, and has a few cuties. I suggest staying away for a while. I'll keep it brief. Until next time. Peace.
http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...-8285/21228258

You should not have paid 70, when the add says 50, tell us when the young girls get back.