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[ChastD1959]

I suspect he's talking about this Lisa in Battle Creek:

http://battlecreek.backpage.com/Wome...ience/41389852

You guys win. I will use your form for a review.

Easy set up.

Easy directions.

Safe area.

She made it very homey. It was a very homey experience.

It was a small, safe, very safe incall.

She bragged about getting $200 from a guy and had him out the door in 3 and a half minutes.

I won't talk about that other mongers say her pussy smells.

She feels that business is so good because there are just a few providers here.

She had no real knowledge of this or any other review sites.

She has. Beautiful boobs.

She has a large paunch.

Not awful looking for her age if she were 15 years older.

All I heard out of her mouth was "yap yap yap" (incessantly).

I would not repeat because she wouldn't stop talking. If I wanted all that yapping, I could go home. If I wanted someone that can't stand the taste of come. I could go home.

If I wanted someone to say to me "You done, yet?" after 3 minutes, I could go home.

Summary. Not bad looking if she were 15 years older, wants to 'get over' on mongers, the talking made me want to throw up, so I just left quickly and drove about 5 minutes to Happy Spa, where I had a wonderful experience with Suzie or Susie ("Su-Gee").

[Bloozer]

You guys win. I will use your form for a review.

Easy set up.

Easy directions.

Safe area.

She made it very homey. It was a very homey experience.

It was a small, safe, very safe incall.

She bragged about getting $200 from a guy and had him out the door in 3 and a half minutes.

I won't talk about that other mongers say her pussy smells.

She feels that business is so good because there are just a few providers here.

She had no real knowledge of this or any other review sites.

She has. Beautiful boobs.

She has a large paunch.

Not awful looking for her age if she were 15 years older.

All I heard out of her mouth was "yap yap yap" (incessantly).

I would not repeat because she wouldn't stop talking. If I wanted all that yapping, I could go home. If I wanted someone that can't stand the taste of come. I could go home.

If I wanted someone to say to me "You done, yet?" after 3 minutes, I could go home.

Summary. Not bad looking if she were 15 years older, wants to 'get over' on mongers, the talking made me want to throw up, so I just left quickly and drove about 5 minutes to Happy Spa, where I had a wonderful experience with Suzie or Susie ("Su-Gee").

Welcomes to a brand new Linklater!

[Otto22]

You guys win. I will use your form for a review.

Easy set up.

Easy directions.

Safe area.

She made it very homey. It was a very homey experience.

It was a small, safe, very safe incall.

She bragged about getting $200 from a guy and had him out the door in 3 and a half minutes.

I won't talk about that other mongers say her pussy smells.

She feels that business is so good because there are just a few providers here.

She had no real knowledge of this or any other review sites.

She has. Beautiful boobs.

She has a large paunch.

Not awful looking for her age if she were 15 years older.

All I heard out of her mouth was "yap yap yap" (incessantly).

I would not repeat because she wouldn't stop talking. If I wanted all that yapping, I could go home. If I wanted someone that can't stand the taste of come. I could go home.

If I wanted someone to say to me "You done, yet?" after 3 minutes, I could go home.

Summary. Not bad looking if she were 15 years older, wants to 'get over' on mongers, the talking made me want to throw up, so I just left quickly and drove about 5 minutes to Happy Spa, where I had a wonderful experience with Suzie or Susie ("Su-Gee").

Do you have a link, sir? If not, who is Lisa?

[Destiny89]

Not sure it will do any good. I have been trying for a while now. I text her. She texts "have we met before" I text " no" I get no response. Like crickets. I have been stuck on joy for a while, she at least answers my texts and treats me fair, just saying. I would love to see destiny, she has been on my hot list since she came on the scene. Not sure what gives?

Are you sure you were texting the correct number? "Have we met before?" Is just not something I would say. PM me if you'd like my correct number.

[Kenwood Jack]

You guys win. I will use your form for a review.

Easy set up.

Easy directions.

Safe area.

She made it very homey. It was a very homey experience.

It was a small, safe, very safe incall.

She bragged about getting $200 from a guy and had him out the door in 3 and a half minutes.

I won't talk about that other mongers say her pussy smells.

She feels that business is so good because there are just a few providers here.

She had no real knowledge of this or any other review sites.

She has. Beautiful boobs.

She has a large paunch.

Not awful looking for her age if she were 15 years older.

All I heard out of her mouth was "yap yap yap" (incessantly).

I would not repeat because she wouldn't stop talking. If I wanted all that yapping, I could go home. If I wanted someone that can't stand the taste of come. I could go home.

If I wanted someone to say to me "You done, yet?" after 3 minutes, I could go home.

Summary. Not bad looking if she were 15 years older, wants to 'get over' on mongers, the talking made me want to throw up, so I just left quickly and drove about 5 minutes to Happy Spa, where I had a wonderful experience with Suzie or Susie ("Su-Gee").

[LowKeyg]

I have seen her post sporadically and she looks kind of familiar. She calls herself lacey. And says she is well reviewed. Although, I can't find amy reviews anywhere.

Little help please.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Wome...iewed/41066952

She was my first provider visit in grand rapids. I very much enjoyed her. Great view from the back. .

[Lwdoc2012]

Had the opportunity to visit Destiny this afternoon. I set things up a few days ago and when I touched base with her this morning, everything was a "go". Other than waiting for housekeeping to clear the halls a bit, the schedule was perfect. I appreciated her being cautious and even though the visit started late, I still was welcome to stay an entire hour.

There's not much to be said that hasn't already been stated in other reviews. Destiny is a great provider with a great, laid back personality. I don't tend to stray very far from my regulars but am glad I did with Destiny.

Happy hunting. And stay safe everyone.

[Wolverines]

Thanks for the review. She has been around forever but I think this is the first review I have seen of her in years.

I set up an appointment to see Electra Luv recently. Set up was easy but she overslept so it took her a few minutes to get ready. I asked for a GFE but her definition and mine must be different as she did not allow cim (but did do BBBJ) nor DFK (only light kissing). We finished with CFS. Other than that it was a good experience and I will repeat. She is located near the intersection of the freeways.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Wome...-life/41021382

[Destiny89]

Thank you for the awesome review! .

Hello all. Another review of another well reviewed provider destiny.

Wow wow. This girl rocks. First off she is hot, very good body actually better than very good awesome tight flat stomach great.

Boobs natural pierced. Super down to earth very laid back kind of hippie chick personality. Full GFE, can hold a conversation, no.

Habits at least that I've seen, 1. 2 for hh every time went over. Set up took a little time a couple try's with her old # and a finally.

After a couple try's with her new # I got threw and glad I did. I would put her up with some some of the best like blazing Jordan.

A big thanks to all that recommend her and gave great reviews of her on here because I probably would have passed or over looked her destiny is me new go to and I've seen her regularly since our first meeting I highly recommend seeing her and treat her right and you will be rewarded.

[SlyGuy12]

Good job young fellow. You must have a pretty fat wallet.

She is posting in Battle Creek now. Almost pulled the trigger as her body looks decent, but then she posted a face pic, and I was out.

[FineByMe72]

Are you back in the game TB? To each his or her own but the smells or whatever from down below with her would keep me from BB. Not that I'm up for that anyway. I enjoyed my time with her. She's a little mechanical and the hotel she was at was kind of scary. Regardless of what you decide, I wish you the best. You and Benz are good ones.

That's a bummer. Always wanted to try her because of her flexible body, body type and once-mentioned willingness to BB. But now not so good, apparently.

[TwistedBrother]

That's a bummer. Always wanted to try her because of her flexible body, body type and once-mentioned willingness to BB. But now not so good, apparently.

I've been around since the days of the old boards and have quite a bit of experience but the recent dream I had with Ivy was easily one of the worst experiences I've had.

Setting it up was fairly easy. She told me to call once I got to the location to get the room number. This was one of the shadiest motels I've ever been to. (My first red flag) When I called she told me to wait 10 minutes before coming to the door.

I drove around the where the room was to wait. A vehicle pulled up and a large AA man went to her room. I started to leave because I definitely wasn't going to knock on her door with him in there. That was my 2nd red flag. I backed up and started to drive away when he came back out and left. I followed him to make sure he wasn't waiting around the corner. Once I saw him leave and felt it was safe, I went to her room. Originally I had set up for an hour but she must of forgotten because she asked me how much time I had wanted. Given how uncomfortable I already felt and how dirty / shady this place was I opted for a half hour although had I wish I would've just left.

I'm not one to discuss other details but the service was horrible and mechanical. I couldn't get out of there fast enough. The bathroom was FILLED with more make up than Sephora and the entire room was very dirty. Stay away from this one.

[TokyoDawson]

I have seen her post sporadically and she looks kind of familiar. She calls herself lacey. And says she is well reviewed. Although, I can't find amy reviews anywhere.

Little help please.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Wome...iewed/41066952

See also post 14792. Good looking gal, similar to actress Rachel Berry. Performance has improved for me with time, as now included BBBJCIM w / spit and hangs in with it for full finish. CFS in multiple positions. Residential location, significantly east of GR. $1 for half hour.

Serious problem with zit picking or pinching on her upper arms leaving them covered with little black and blue marks and scabs so she keeps them covered. Now she is starting to do the same on her beautiful tits so since I have a thing for nice tits I will likely move on to other providers.

[FlenBob]

I set up an appointment to see Electra Luv recently. Set up was easy but she overslept so it took her a few minutes to get ready. I asked for a GFE but her definition and mine must be different as she did not allow cim (but did do BBBJ) nor DFK (only light kissing). We finished with CFS. Other than that it was a good experience and I will repeat. She is located near the intersection of the freeways.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Wome...-life/41021382

She has been around a very long time. Tried to set up with her years ago but just could never get it done. Then the photos of her showed a weight gain and I lost interest. The recent photos she has posted recently looks like she lost a lot of weight.

[HereShoping]

I set up an appointment to see Electra Luv recently. Set up was easy but she overslept so it took her a few minutes to get ready. I asked for a GFE but her definition and mine must be different as she did not allow cim (but did do BBBJ) nor DFK (only light kissing). We finished with CFS. Other than that it was a good experience and I will repeat. She is located near the intersection of the freeways.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Wome...-life/41021382