Massage Parlor Reports

**DatChase** · 10-25-17 08:55

Originally Posted by BuckTurgidson [View Original Post]

Wasn't expecting much given the location but I decided to TOFTT and check it out. Some attractive girls there, late hours, and no draping gave me brief hope but I left with blue balls. I think I paid around 80 and got some serious teasing followed by a handful of lotion and instructions to do it myself. Decided to finish at home and left. Probably won't give them another try.

Yup, same experience. Cute girl but when it came time only let me feel over under the bra and from the top all fully clothed. Only cost me 50 but still lame.

**Rogmaes** · 10-25-17 08:20

Originally Posted by Grinder264 [View Original Post]

I guess I'm just a dufus. I typed in ACU in the search box in the upper right hand corner and it said "no matches found". I tried this a several times and got the same result. Apparently, I'm doing something wrong.

However, I found your post and the other guys before you about ACU. I just clicked on your name and clicked on your posts. So, thanks.

But I apparently don't know how to use the search function.

I apologise if I came across as a smart-ass. The search function may require an argument of more than three characters. The odd feature is the time lapse required between searches. I suspect it's designed to keep the flow of queries to a manageable rate. I added the fact I posted to help you locate the information you wanted. Reading the posts you learned that Nana is practically a physical clone of Lisa. I sensed at my last visit that she is still getting to know the customer base ACU has, and may also be experiencing some adjustment issues to Metro Detroit. Stay safe!

**Acoustic53** · 10-25-17 07:56

Originally Posted by Grinder264 [View Original Post]

I guess I'm just a dufus. I typed in ACU in the search box in the upper right hand corner and it said "no matches found". I tried this a several times and got the same result. Apparently, I'm doing something wrong.

However, I found your post and the other guys before you about ACU. I just clicked on your name and clicked on your posts. So, thanks.

But I apparently don't know how to use the search function.

I get the same result when searching for ACU. So that makes two of us.

**MidMichGeezer** · 10-25-17 06:05

Originally Posted by HoldenCaul [View Original Post]

1. Ventilation.

2. Yes. Which is why I never get the TS.

Several of the AMPs here in Lansing open their doors for a while in the morning. Probably just trying to air the place out.

**Grinder264** · 10-25-17 04:39

I guess I'm just a dufus. I typed in ACU in the search box in the upper right hand corner and it said "no matches found". I tried this a several times and got the same result. Apparently, I'm doing something wrong.

However, I found your post and the other guys before you about ACU. I just clicked on your name and clicked on your posts. So, thanks.

But I apparently don't know how to use the search function.

Originally Posted by Rogmaes [View Original Post]

Use the search feature. I found a couple of posts and challenge you to find them. One by me.

**Rogmaes** · 10-24-17 18:50

Originally Posted by Grinder264 [View Original Post]

ACU on tele and 7 mi. What is it like now that Lisa is gone? Are there any reviews of it since she left (I rtff and didn't see any reviews). I am more than willing to toftt. But, was wondering if someone has been there recently. Thanks.

Grinder.

Use the search feature. I found a couple of posts and challenge you to find them. One by me.

**MetroRider** · 10-24-17 18:14

Originally Posted by Hotcarl76 [View Original Post]

RTFF = read The Fucking Forum. Do you know how to read? Take 15 minutes of your day to read and you will have all the info you need.

Be careful Hotcarl76, if someone hits the "Report Post" button A2 will give you an infraction. This is why we have a fight thread.

**MetroRider** · 10-24-17 18:09

Originally Posted by RedStar [View Original Post]

One, why is the door to M1 open? And when you get table showers at most locations, do they use the same scrubber for multiple people?

Maybe they are too cheap to run the AC.

You mean the one that they use on some truckers ass? That would be a yes LOL.

**Mikey75** · 10-24-17 17:31

Originally Posted by StreetLegal [View Original Post]

Any intel on this place yet? I called an its $60/ hr.

https://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/t...344505553.html

For me, nothign but legit.

**Mikey75** · 10-24-17 17:30

Originally Posted by DatChase [View Original Post]

Decided to TOFTT one two places in Troy.

1. (http://michigan.backpage.com/Therape...s-100/34581813).

Greeted by short 20's girl who take house, I believe was. 40 for 30 min, was shown to a room. Waited a long time for someone to come. Finally a shorter, reasonably thin, young girl comes in. Begins massage, fairly decent but without oil so after a bit became a little rough. Then whispers in ear if I want anything else, asked what was available, made HJ motion I said how much. $, we negotiated, ended at. 80. She dropped jeans and top, only thong, fairly decent HJ but quick. OK with touching but crouched over me in a way that made it tough. Did bite my nipple and blew on my little friend which was a turn on. After pop, she cleaned up and continued back rub (still w / out oil) but still a decent back rub. I will consider again since I think more could be on the menu.

2. Went to maple spa in troy (http://michigan.backpage.com/Therape...ening/28886035), place seemed rather legit on the walk in. Front desk asked me how long (most plain Jane Asian woman I have ever seen). She turned out to also be my masseuse, 50 for 30 min, totally legit and not very good.

It seems a lot of places are opening in troy, Dream Spa, Ocean View, Paradise, New Bangkok. Anyone try any of these or have any luck with anything beside HJ?

Yeah, I went to that #1 spot as well at 1709 Rochester rd Troy MI. The buzz in was strange to me. The girl talked me down to 30 minutes which pissses me off because it's even more of a ripoff. She wanted like $1 to do NURU and I maybe did $80, I forget, but she got naked and no body body rubbing at all but this was my first time with naked AMP so I was turned on by it. SHe was young maybe 25, pretty good looking, a little chubby and small not perky tits. I got to pet her kitty lips whcih was cool tool. She rushed me bad and I didn't care for that but couldn't resist popping.

**Grinder264** · 10-24-17 17:19

ACU on tele and 7 mi. What is it like now that Lisa is gone? Are there any reviews of it since she left (I rtff and didn't see any reviews). I am more than willing to toftt. But, was wondering if someone has been there recently. Thanks.

Grinder.

**BuckTurgidson** · 10-24-17 14:08

Wasn't expecting much given the location but I decided to TOFTT and check it out. Some attractive girls there, late hours, and no draping gave me brief hope but I left with blue balls. I think I paid around 80 and got some serious teasing followed by a handful of lotion and instructions to do it myself. Decided to finish at home and left. Probably won't give them another try.

**MikeQanaby** · 10-24-17 13:27

Originally Posted by Jackknoff [View Original Post]

I saw the downriver Nuru massage provider. It was not a great experience for me and I am not going to repeat.

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...ssage/40661597

Others I respect say they have had a good time with her. So perhaps YMMV. But on this particular visit, we did not connect. I will not repeat.

May all be a moot point anyway. It looks like she is no longer offering Nuru.

**AzxRaymi** · 10-24-17 13:03

Originally Posted by LorXL [View Original Post]

Numerous reviews on PP but since I'm new here thought I would add my experience. I was interested in good legit massage with a bit of teasing nothing more, and got a heavy hand, no teasing, no flip, tons of talking, breaks to use phone during the session. Basically not really a massage, just a chat session with some heavy hands that seemed not to know how to massage. Verdict? Thumbs down. Left in pain. If anyone knows a good legit LMT who does a little tease please pass along. Thanks!

I really have no problems there with getting a HE and a decent massage. I have been there a few times so maybe that helps.

**Red Star** · 10-24-17 11:58

Originally Posted by CountryBoi3575 [View Original Post]

Yes they use same one on everyone that's why if I opt for the shower usually I stand and have her use hand only at new parlors I visit just to see where it goes if they wash hand only the only way to get jr clean is give him a few yanks.

Maybe I can bring my own, when I go to a place that has them. I've gotten them at legit spas before, but it was really expensive, and I really enjoy them. It would be nice to get one in town, but it doesn't sound very sanitary.

Sonia, M1, and Magic health offer them, along with full service, but now I wonder if they even clean the tables.