Massage Parlor Reports

[HoldenCaul]

I've been lurking for quite a while here and usually I don't post due to how busy I am. I figured I'd change that and write some reviews.

The only AMP I've visited before was a really nice one in NY last October, and since I'm always looking for FS or BJs I thought that the relatively slim pickings around here would leave me disappointed. Anyway, I decided to take the plunge and visit M1 a couple of Thursdays back. I stopped in in the mid afternoon and found that ice chest propping the door open. Mamasan took me in and asked if I had been there before. I said no and that I had moved here recently. She held out her hand and I gave her $. 30, she asked for more and I showed her my empty wallet. She said something about giving me a discounted rate. Uh huh.

She was walking down the hall and another patron stepped in. So she put me in one of the rooms and had me wait. I got undressed and laid face up so we could start with action. Eventually a woman that at least looked like she was in her late 30's with big fake breasts walked in and introduced herself as Yellow. She asked what I wanted, to which I replied "everything" and she started taking her clothes off.

I personally would say that Yellow is probably average for an Asian chick but thinner than most strippers I see. Her breasts are alright, but definitely not the best boob job. I'd much rather small naturals over fake cans, but that's just a personal preference. Yellow asked were we should start and so I said "mouth". She also asked if I wanted a condom; I said no to this and it was nice to be given the option. To me she has pretty good head game with lots of slurping and attempts to DT. I stopped her and had her put one of my condoms on before we went a round in missionary and then cowgirl where I popped. She spent a bit of time cleaning me off before excusing herself. I laid face down and relaxed for a while.

About 30 minutes passed before Yellow came back, where she was undoubtedly seeing about the other guy. She then gave me a back rub that was a lot of pressing with her fingers rather than rubbing. Felt OK I guess and there really wasn't much in the way of teasing. I was getting up to get dressed and she saw the second condom on top of my clothes and asked if I wanted a second round. I said yes, and honestly I should have just asked for it. I don't usually do two pops in such a short time frame and I couldn't get off, but not for lack of trying on her part. Overall I spent a least 60 minutes with Yellow and probably 90 minutes there in total including the break.

A note on the table shower. It wasn't offered, so I asked Yellow when I was leaving if that is something I need to request. She said "Oh I didn't offer one?" and then asked if I wanted one on my way out, which would have definitely put me over my hour. It was a nice gesture. After reading some recent reviews I'm glad I didn't partake. The only other table shower I had in NYC was just tubs of warm water, some liquid bath soap, and a ladle for the water. The girl did all the work with her hands so there was no brush.

Thanks for the review, sounds like you had a great time. See Momo next time for some variety!

[Grinder264]

Hey Rog. I appreciate your post. It DID help me find the info I was looking for. So, thanks. You are a legit poster, so I NEVER took your post as being a "smart ass".

I will be checking ACU out soon, and I will report back.

I apologise if I came across as a smart-ass. The search function may require an argument of more than three characters. The odd feature is the time lapse required between searches. I suspect it's designed to keep the flow of queries to a manageable rate. I added the fact I posted to help you locate the information you wanted. Reading the posts you learned that Nana is practically a physical clone of Lisa. I sensed at my last visit that she is still getting to know the customer base ACU has, and may also be experiencing some adjustment issues to Metro Detroit. Stay safe!

[DatChase]

Wasn't expecting much given the location but I decided to TOFTT and check it out. Some attractive girls there, late hours, and no draping gave me brief hope but I left with blue balls. I think I paid around 80 and got some serious teasing followed by a handful of lotion and instructions to do it myself. Decided to finish at home and left. Probably won't give them another try.

Yup, same experience. Cute girl but when it came time only let me feel over under the bra and from the top all fully clothed. Only cost me 50 but still lame.

[Rogmaes]

I guess I'm just a dufus. I typed in ACU in the search box in the upper right hand corner and it said "no matches found". I tried this a several times and got the same result. Apparently, I'm doing something wrong.

However, I found your post and the other guys before you about ACU. I just clicked on your name and clicked on your posts. So, thanks.

But I apparently don't know how to use the search function.

I apologise if I came across as a smart-ass. The search function may require an argument of more than three characters. The odd feature is the time lapse required between searches. I suspect it's designed to keep the flow of queries to a manageable rate. I added the fact I posted to help you locate the information you wanted. Reading the posts you learned that Nana is practically a physical clone of Lisa. I sensed at my last visit that she is still getting to know the customer base ACU has, and may also be experiencing some adjustment issues to Metro Detroit. Stay safe!

[Acoustic53]

I guess I'm just a dufus. I typed in ACU in the search box in the upper right hand corner and it said "no matches found". I tried this a several times and got the same result. Apparently, I'm doing something wrong.

However, I found your post and the other guys before you about ACU. I just clicked on your name and clicked on your posts. So, thanks.

But I apparently don't know how to use the search function.

I get the same result when searching for ACU. So that makes two of us.

[MidMichGeezer]

1. Ventilation.

2. Yes. Which is why I never get the TS.

Several of the AMPs here in Lansing open their doors for a while in the morning. Probably just trying to air the place out.

[Grinder264]

I guess I'm just a dufus. I typed in ACU in the search box in the upper right hand corner and it said "no matches found". I tried this a several times and got the same result. Apparently, I'm doing something wrong.

However, I found your post and the other guys before you about ACU. I just clicked on your name and clicked on your posts. So, thanks.

But I apparently don't know how to use the search function.

Use the search feature. I found a couple of posts and challenge you to find them. One by me.

[Rogmaes]

ACU on tele and 7 mi. What is it like now that Lisa is gone? Are there any reviews of it since she left (I rtff and didn't see any reviews). I am more than willing to toftt. But, was wondering if someone has been there recently. Thanks.

Grinder.

Use the search feature. I found a couple of posts and challenge you to find them. One by me.

[MetroRider]

RTFF = read The Fucking Forum. Do you know how to read? Take 15 minutes of your day to read and you will have all the info you need.

Be careful Hotcarl76, if someone hits the "Report Post" button A2 will give you an infraction. This is why we have a fight thread.

[MetroRider]

One, why is the door to M1 open? And when you get table showers at most locations, do they use the same scrubber for multiple people?

Maybe they are too cheap to run the AC.

You mean the one that they use on some truckers ass? That would be a yes LOL.

[Mikey75]

Any intel on this place yet? I called an its $60/ hr.

https://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/t...344505553.html

For me, nothign but legit.

[Mikey75]

Decided to TOFTT one two places in Troy.

1. (http://michigan.backpage.com/Therape...s-100/34581813).

Greeted by short 20's girl who take house, I believe was. 40 for 30 min, was shown to a room. Waited a long time for someone to come. Finally a shorter, reasonably thin, young girl comes in. Begins massage, fairly decent but without oil so after a bit became a little rough. Then whispers in ear if I want anything else, asked what was available, made HJ motion I said how much. $, we negotiated, ended at. 80. She dropped jeans and top, only thong, fairly decent HJ but quick. OK with touching but crouched over me in a way that made it tough. Did bite my nipple and blew on my little friend which was a turn on. After pop, she cleaned up and continued back rub (still w / out oil) but still a decent back rub. I will consider again since I think more could be on the menu.

2. Went to maple spa in troy (http://michigan.backpage.com/Therape...ening/28886035), place seemed rather legit on the walk in. Front desk asked me how long (most plain Jane Asian woman I have ever seen). She turned out to also be my masseuse, 50 for 30 min, totally legit and not very good.

It seems a lot of places are opening in troy, Dream Spa, Ocean View, Paradise, New Bangkok. Anyone try any of these or have any luck with anything beside HJ?

Yeah, I went to that #1 spot as well at 1709 Rochester rd Troy MI. The buzz in was strange to me. The girl talked me down to 30 minutes which pissses me off because it's even more of a ripoff. She wanted like $1 to do NURU and I maybe did $80, I forget, but she got naked and no body body rubbing at all but this was my first time with naked AMP so I was turned on by it. SHe was young maybe 25, pretty good looking, a little chubby and small not perky tits. I got to pet her kitty lips whcih was cool tool. She rushed me bad and I didn't care for that but couldn't resist popping.

[Grinder264]

ACU on tele and 7 mi. What is it like now that Lisa is gone? Are there any reviews of it since she left (I rtff and didn't see any reviews). I am more than willing to toftt. But, was wondering if someone has been there recently. Thanks.

Grinder.

[BuckTurgidson]

Wasn't expecting much given the location but I decided to TOFTT and check it out. Some attractive girls there, late hours, and no draping gave me brief hope but I left with blue balls. I think I paid around 80 and got some serious teasing followed by a handful of lotion and instructions to do it myself. Decided to finish at home and left. Probably won't give them another try.

[MikeQanaby]

I saw the downriver Nuru massage provider. It was not a great experience for me and I am not going to repeat.

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...ssage/40661597



Others I respect say they have had a good time with her. So perhaps YMMV. But on this particular visit, we did not connect. I will not repeat.

May all be a moot point anyway. It looks like she is no longer offering Nuru.