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[EdMonger]

Good job young fellow. You must have a pretty fat wallet.

This is my first review so forgive me if its not really helpful, also I tried posting on here before but it never worked. Anyways I'll just review the girls I've meet so far, I'm still new to this scene kinda BTW. Any tips on how to improve my reviews is and will be helpful & welcome.

1.) Savage Jenn.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Wome...tiful/41267807

She doesn't post on BP anymore so I don't have a link, but everybody here most likely know who she is. She's very popular and for good reason; Her BBBJ is excellent, her looks are amazing, her body is bangin, her rates really cheap especially for a girl like her, and she has a good personality on top of all that. Nothing bad at all to say about her she is a must see your time and money will be awarded well if you decide to meet her.

2.) Kimberly.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Wome...%83-u/41276477

She has a gorgeous body. You never really know what to except when you're meeting a provider for the first time, but when she opened that door she was wearing nothing but her panties and a bra and her body was like my god! I was a happy man that day. Her BJ was good, but got to watch out for her teeth. Everything was covered no bb, but I never asked for bb so idk if that's on the menu or not. .120 hhr and .2 hr she is well worth it imo.

3.) IVY.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Wome...rself/35115528

Another provider with excellent BBBJ IMO. She is a cute petite provider with good rates. 100 hr. 15 hr. I've meet her twice now and both experience was good, but she rushed a little on both occasion not much though. The only downfall is her unfortunate drug addiction. The first time I meet her she took a second to take a hit from her crack pipe, which I thought was kinda weird, but she offered me some so at least she shares even though I don't do that.

4) Ava.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Wome...e-fun/41245507

She is really laid back and chill. Her looks are a little above average, she has a good head game, and the FS was good. Overall I would say she is a above average provider. I forgot her rates sorry.

5.) Madison.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Wome...r-you/33303143

She's good looking provider that only charges 60 for ss, so if your low cash but still want to hobby, this is the girl you want to meet her residence is nice and the FS is good you can't go wrong with her. I've met her twice and tried to meet her agian but she blocked my number I think idk why either, everytime I see her post I try to schedule something to no replay and I'm just left like why? But whatever.

6.) Red haired beauty.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Wome...eauty/28296435

She pretty good looking, but that stank! Thou. In the middle of our FS I just smell this incredible fishy odor which was really hard to ignore. I booked a hhr for. 120 I think, which was kinda worth it.

7.) Joy.

She is a little to old for my taste, but then again I'm only in my early twenties. She stayed at a heavy traffic place when I met her. When I got there there was a random dude standing, in the rain BTW, smoking a square by the door she told to go through, and when I walked up he was like "you here for joy?" which I cringely said "yea?" this was the most awkward thing to ever happen to me while hobbying. She let me in after the longest 5 minutes of my life and we go to her room, which was a mess, and gave me a good BBBJ and she gets into the FS. I probably won't repeat though.

Thats all I got for now. Happy hunting gents.

[JCrew1984]

This is my first review so forgive me if its not really helpful, also I tried posting on here before but it never worked. Anyways I'll just review the girls I've meet so far, I'm still new to this scene kinda BTW. Any tips on how to improve my reviews is and will be helpful & welcome.

1.) Savage Jenn.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Wome...tiful/41267807

She doesn't post on BP anymore so I don't have a link, but everybody here most likely know who she is. She's very popular and for good reason; Her BBBJ is excellent, her looks are amazing, her body is bangin, her rates really cheap especially for a girl like her, and she has a good personality on top of all that. Nothing bad at all to say about her she is a must see your time and money will be awarded well if you decide to meet her.

2.) Kimberly.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Wome...%83-u/41276477

She has a gorgeous body. You never really know what to except when you're meeting a provider for the first time, but when she opened that door she was wearing nothing but her panties and a bra and her body was like my god! I was a happy man that day. Her BJ was good, but got to watch out for her teeth. Everything was covered no bb, but I never asked for bb so idk if that's on the menu or not. .120 hhr and .2 hr she is well worth it imo.

3.) IVY.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Wome...rself/35115528

Another provider with excellent BBBJ IMO. She is a cute petite provider with good rates. 100 hr. 15 hr. I've meet her twice now and both experience was good, but she rushed a little on both occasion not much though. The only downfall is her unfortunate drug addiction. The first time I meet her she took a second to take a hit from her crack pipe, which I thought was kinda weird, but she offered me some so at least she shares even though I don't do that.

4) Ava.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Wome...e-fun/41245507

She is really laid back and chill. Her looks are a little above average, she has a good head game, and the FS was good. Overall I would say she is a above average provider. I forgot her rates sorry.

5.) Madison.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Wome...r-you/33303143

She's good looking provider that only charges 60 for ss, so if your low cash but still want to hobby, this is the girl you want to meet her residence is nice and the FS is good you can't go wrong with her. I've met her twice and tried to meet her agian but she blocked my number I think idk why either, everytime I see her post I try to schedule something to no replay and I'm just left like why? But whatever.

6.) Red haired beauty.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Wome...eauty/28296435

She pretty good looking, but that stank! Thou. In the middle of our FS I just smell this incredible fishy odor which was really hard to ignore. I booked a hhr for. 120 I think, which was kinda worth it.

7.) Joy.

She is a little to old for my taste, but then again I'm only in my early twenties. She stayed at a heavy traffic place when I met her. When I got there there was a random dude standing, in the rain BTW, smoking a square by the door she told to go through, and when I walked up he was like "you here for joy?" which I cringely said "yea?" this was the most awkward thing to ever happen to me while hobbying. She let me in after the longest 5 minutes of my life and we go to her room, which was a mess, and gave me a good BBBJ and she gets into the FS. I probably won't repeat though.

Thats all I got for now. Happy hunting gents.

[MarkJJ]

Anyone test the waters yet?

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Ther...lable/40962572

[Member #5529]

I've been around since the days of the old boards and have quite a bit of experience but the recent dream I had with Ivy was easily one of the worst experiences I've had.

Setting it up was fairly easy. She told me to call once I got to the location to get the room number. This was one of the shadiest motels I've ever been to. (My first red flag) When I called she told me to wait 10 minutes before coming to the door.

I drove around the where the room was to wait. A vehicle pulled up and a large AA man went to her room. I started to leave because I definitely wasn't going to knock on her door with him in there. That was my 2nd red flag. I backed up and started to drive away when he came back out and left. I followed him to make sure he wasn't waiting around the corner. Once I saw him leave and felt it was safe, I went to her room. Originally I had set up for an hour but she must of forgotten because she asked me how much time I had wanted. Given how uncomfortable I already felt and how dirty / shady this place was I opted for a half hour although had I wish I would've just left.

I'm not one to discuss other details but the service was horrible and mechanical. I couldn't get out of there fast enough. The bathroom was FILLED with more make up than Sephora and the entire room was very dirty. Stay away from this one.

[Wolverines]

Been curious about her too. Been seeing her Ads for a week or so. If you see her please report back. I will do the same.

Anyone seen this Emily. Only seen her pist a couple times and got a phone number from the east side of the state.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Wome...ny-25/41122267

[GweedoMumford]

I have seen her post sporadically and she looks kind of familiar. She calls herself lacey. And says she is well reviewed. Although, I can't find amy reviews anywhere.

Little help please.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Wome...iewed/41066952

[Cc355]

Thanks Benz. That list is extremely helpful.

I found your previous 12 step posts a little after submitting my question. Whoops. Thanks to everyone for not hitting me with angry UTSF posts.

[LaVick]

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...t/697955280054

Thanks in advance.

Google search is your friend. So unless she recently visited India and Russia I doubt this is the girl for you.

[DarChuuk]

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...t/697955280054

Thanks in advance.

[JollyJamesa]

Complete ripoff. I flag her everytime I see her stupid listing everybody else should do the same. Loony crook.

News on this one? http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Wome...-8904/28787171.

[Benz1]

Hi all. Just wondering if there are any particular incall locations (hotels / streets / areas) that you veterans would refuse to visit because of risk to you or your car?

I've yet to make plans with any providers, but will be taking the plunge in the next week or so. I have two girls in mind that come highly recommended here so I'm not overly worried about their locations. However, I would like to know about places to rule out completely in the future if I'm ever feeling ballsy enough to TOFTT. I'm not all that familiar with a lot of GR and definitely don't want to end up in a sketchy spot by mistake down the road. I'm sure google street view would give me some idea, but nothing beats local knowledge. Anyway, I appreciate any tips and I look forward to contributing my own reports soon.

Take One For The Team Guidelines (update # 3).

Thank you for your input BoyBear and Polish the Turd.

Step 1 : Find a girl you like, google her number search pics on TinEye and Google Image.

1. A Search her number on Facebook. / It would wise to have a hobby (fake) FB page before searching. (Thanks BoyBear).

Step 2 : Monitor the ad for at least 3 days, a sting from LE or Robbery set ups usually don't post for more than two days.

Step 3 : Let the usasexguide members know of your findings from google and ask if anyone has knowledge and you plan on TOFTT.

Step 4 : Buy a hobby phone, Do not use your real name for registration or to the provider.

Step 5 : Contact her on a slow day, for quicker response and better negotiations text or call on Tuesday or Wednesday. They get so many calls on a Friday they might lose your message.

A: Original contact should be a short stay or Hhr, to reduce the risk of an expensive bad date.

B: If her incall is a house address enter it into Google Street view to see the house and neighborhood.

If she gives you a location like 3 mile and Alpine, 28th street hotels between Division and 131, RRI, Knights INN on 28th. Tell her you won't go to those hotels and opt a for car date.

C: Save any negotiation for the end of the call or even your second contact. (a car date is 40 or less).

D: don't wear any loud clothing, blend in.

Step 6 : Never park in her driveway or the hotel parking lot. Park in the street or at a nearby business and walk. Example; if you go to motel 6 on 28th park in the restaurant lot.

Step 7 : Leave all valuables and drivers license at home or in the vehicle. Only take in the money you plan to spend.

Step 8 : Contact her to say you are here. Do not go to any shady houses, just drive by and text her to let her know you will not be coming in her mouth tonight.

A: If you're at a house, have her meet you on the porch.

B: If the Hotel has a side door use it. If you have to walk by the front desk act like you live there, don't ask directions.

Step 9 : Knock on door. If the girl matches the pic stay, if not walk out and report back to USA that the pic doesn't match the girl.

Step 10: Check every room for safety.

Step 11 : Tell her you have the money and maybe show it to her but do not give up the cash until after you receive the services you negotiated for.

Step 12: Report back to USA in full detail including Looks, Smells & Cleanliness (of incall and provider), Attitude and Service.

12 A: Include a link to the providers advertisement so we know who you are reviewing. (Thanks Polish The Turd).

These are some steps you should take before you TOFTT. Please add to the list if you see anything I missed.

Just trying to help.

Fellow Monger Benz1.

[Cc355]

Hi all. Just wondering if there are any particular incall locations (hotels / streets / areas) that you veterans would refuse to visit because of risk to you or your car?

I've yet to make plans with any providers, but will be taking the plunge in the next week or so. I have two girls in mind that come highly recommended here so I'm not overly worried about their locations. However, I would like to know about places to rule out completely in the future if I'm ever feeling ballsy enough to TOFTT. I'm not all that familiar with a lot of GR and definitely don't want to end up in a sketchy spot by mistake down the road. I'm sure google street view would give me some idea, but nothing beats local knowledge. Anyway, I appreciate any tips and I look forward to contributing my own reports soon.

[RoxBury19]

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Wome...shell/40731892

I've seen a few review on other sites, but looking to see if any members here have seen her. Thank you!

[Benz1]

News on this one? http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Wome...-8904/28787171.

This one changes her name as often as she changes her panties, about once a week. She reads this forum

I don't mind helping a newbie out with this changling.

If you like your Money and want some Honey, find another Bunny.

There are Wore stories and even Horror Stories on this one.

[MaxCady]

My quess is Sandman's, although I think Two Scott's on Leonard has the best smoked meat in town. I love their burnt ends.

Yes 2 Scott's. Have to get there early before the burnt ends are gone.