Massage Parlor Reports

[Rogmaes]

RTFF = read The Fucking Forum. Do you know how to read? Take 15 minutes of your day to read and you will have all the info you need.

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[HoldenCaul]

Hi, newbie here. Can someone name a few places that provides HE only? I am only looking for HE and I am also wondering how much I should be bringing. Thank you.

Plenty of places like that. Most notably, in the Troy / SH area, but pretty much all over. Which region are you looking at? Pricing is typically 40+40 for that but varies a bit.

[HoldenCaul]

Saw Cindy recently. Not impressed. 40 house fee and 40 for he. Wouldn't go topless. Not a good body anyway so. Totally uninspired massage and HE. Boring attitude. Doesn't smile. Goes through the motions. I haven't had the other girls. Anyone ever have experience with Jolie, Tiffany or ebony? Interested in feedback on their looks and performance because Cindy was a waste of time.

Thanks for the review. I will be sure to avoid Cindy. There's plenty of info in the forum regarding Tiffany, do a search, read up a bit, and if you have any questions let me know. Or better yet, check her out. You will be satisfied.

[Hotcarl76]

Hi, newbie here. Can someone name a few places that provides HE only? I am only looking for HE and I am also wondering how much I should be bringing. Thank you.

RTFF = read The Fucking Forum. Do you know how to read? Take 15 minutes of your day to read and you will have all the info you need.

[Dqwe3133]

Hi, newbie here. Can someone name a few places that provides HE only? I am only looking for HE and I am also wondering how much I should be bringing. Thank you.

[Olnutt]

Normally I'm not the type to ask but I can't for the life of me find anything out towards Port Huron / Fort Gratiot. Any mongers know of any decent mp? Nothing too crazy just a good rub and old fashioned.

They haven't had anything in Port Huron for many years. They had two FS AMPs until the early 90's when the police shut them down.

[Mercury88]

Been there before. Gets the job done and FS is available.

How do the girls look? Damage?

Staying by the airport myself tonight.

[JohnSolo]

No one has ever reviewed them. They must be new. Rtff.

Really? If no one has ever reviewed them what good would it do to read the FF or search the archives? Idiot.

[StreetLegal]

Normally I'm not the type to ask but I can't for the life of me find anything out towards Port Huron / Fort Gratiot. Any mongers know of any decent mp? Nothing too crazy just a good rub and old fashioned.

This should be in the Port Huron section but I digress. Cross over to Sarnia and go to Sarnia Shiatsu.

[Bruce248]

No one has ever reviewed them. They must be new. Rtff.

LOL. I sense a bit of sarcasm here, but he makes a valid point. Some information can be found quite readily using the forum search tools.

[Metro Railer]

After some RTFF I finally found the M1 location and went there last week. Once when I got there I realized I had been there like 4-5 years ago while I was there for work. Found the door open and thanks to reading here to expect that I wasnt too worried. Went in, it was late almost like 10 and mamasan got up from bed and asked me if I been there before. I said couple years ago. She started taking me to the back and I asked for yellow. She called out to someone for her. Not really sure if the girl who showed up was yellow; she was decent but had bad looking teeth. I had done the $. 40 and asked for double. Mamasan asked for more and checked my wallet, I had like 20 left and said I need it for the way back. She was annoyed but said bring more next time. So the girl showed up and went to shower it was definitely wierd with the door open and you walking around in a towel. Thorough cleaning and back to the room. I said two pop. Got naked and she started BBBJ for a bit and then I got the cover on and started. I didn't realize you pop and take a break so just kept going for a bit. She was tight and fairly cooperative but was getting annoyed that I wasnt popping. I said don't worry about it ill just go on till I'm done. Then she relaxed and we went on various positions before we popped. She cleaned me up and then I left. Ill repeat next time there.

Can someone confirm if yellow has not so great looking teeth?

Yes her teeth are yellow. Probably just stains.

[Metro Railer]

Saw Cindy recently. Not impressed. 40 house fee and 40 for he. Wouldn't go topless. Not a good body anyway so. Totally uninspired massage and HE. Boring attitude. Doesn't smile. Goes through the motions. I haven't had the other girls. Anyone ever have experience with Jolie, Tiffany or ebony? Interested in feedback on their looks and performance because Cindy was a waste of time.

No one has ever reviewed them. They must be new. Rtff.

[JohnSolo]

Saw Cindy recently. Not impressed. 40 house fee and 40 for he. Wouldn't go topless. Not a good body anyway so. Totally uninspired massage and HE. Boring attitude. Doesn't smile. Goes through the motions. I haven't had the other girls. Anyone ever have experience with Jolie, Tiffany or ebony? Interested in feedback on their looks and performance because Cindy was a waste of time.

[HoldenCaul]

After some RTFF I finally found the M1 location and went there last week. Once when I got there I realized I had been there like 4-5 years ago while I was there for work. Found the door open and thanks to reading here to expect that I wasnt too worried. Went in, it was late almost like 10 and mamasan got up from bed and asked me if I been there before. I said couple years ago. She started taking me to the back and I asked for yellow. She called out to someone for her. Not really sure if the girl who showed up was yellow; she was decent but had bad looking teeth. I had done the $. 40 and asked for double. Mamasan asked for more and checked my wallet, I had like 20 left and said I need it for the way back. She was annoyed but said bring more next time. So the girl showed up and went to shower it was definitely wierd with the door open and you walking around in a towel. Thorough cleaning and back to the room. I said two pop. Got naked and she started BBBJ for a bit and then I got the cover on and started. I didn't realize you pop and take a break so just kept going for a bit. She was tight and fairly cooperative but was getting annoyed that I wasnt popping. I said don't worry about it ill just go on till I'm done. Then she relaxed and we went on various positions before we popped. She cleaned me up and then I left. Ill repeat next time there.

Can someone confirm if yellow has not so great looking teeth?

I think it was her, I guess "bad" is a relative term, but everything else sounds like her. Regarding the double pop, yeah, you do need to pop quickly the first time in order to achieve the double. I find that with MoMo this is less of an issue, but I don't always feel like a double.

[HoldenCaul]

So I took the plunge two weeks ago and made an appointment with Yellow at M1. She has a super cute face, and a great body. I was quite disappointed in the level of service I received. I'm a young, fit, healthy, attractive guy, and was treated as if I wasn't even wanted there. I paid 1.4 with no haggle. I will say that the guy in the room next to mine fucked her brains out right before me, so maybe this had something to do with it.

Or do all first timers get the cold shoulder? The massage was lousy, as expected. And the extras were just going through the motions.

I've visited a number of places recently and will report on them as well.

Just like losing your virginity, the first time is always the worst. See her a couple more times she'll get used to you and service will improve. I was most likely the guy right before you. Ha!