Massage Parlor Reports

**Albert Mori** · 10-30-17 17:53

Originally Posted by Pdx503 [View Original Post]

Spa Van used to be my go to but I haven't partaken in for a while. Heard providers were all new. Anyone in particular there you recommend?

Sorry for the late reply. I don't get on here very often. The girl's name was Aisha. Or Mischa. 20 something, nice boobs. She was very flirty.

**Reliable** · 10-30-17 10:03

Originally Posted by Neil6239 [View Original Post]

Tried four AMPs in the last month or so:

Spring Oriental: (Pacific hwy in tigard, just west of 217 on north side of road in shopping center, right next to burger king or something like it): Somewhat attractive lady approx 35 with big prosthetic.

Meat balloons. Good massage, kept touching the fellas and rubbing my face with her olsen twins. Then refused to take matters into her own hands and encouraged me to do it myself. Sweet lady though. I do believe she was trying to kiss me when I was leaving which was slightly awkward.

Barbur blvd nine hundred block: Average massage by older lady who I believe was the owner / manager. She got nowhere near my keith richards and did not indicate that she would like me to mick my own jagger either.

Foot spa place on macadam: No love for my willy wonka. Can't remember how the massage was, 40 ish lady.

Sunny massage tigard: Not super attractive, late 30's. But. Excellent massage, and I think I saw my shoelaces come shooting out when she got a hold of my peter gabriel. Left there feeling supremely relaxed and happy, just an all around good experience.

I was beginning to think it was all a big scam before that last one. All of the above places are on BP with suggestive ads and stock photos of scantily dressed Asian girls. Not very nice to mislead folks, it's like going into a doughnut shop and they tell you they only sell bran muffins. You point to the sign and say "doughnut shop". Where are the doughnuts?. And how come nobody has grabbed my junk yet?. Eh the metaphor was getting pretty thin there anyway. That's all I got, I never knew this site existed before today. Pretty cool.

Good job mate! Sorry about the meta.

**Neil6239** · 10-29-17 22:57

Tried four AMPs in the last month or so:

Spring Oriental: (Pacific hwy in tigard, just west of 217 on north side of road in shopping center, right next to burger king or something like it): Somewhat attractive lady approx 35 with big prosthetic.

Meat balloons. Good massage, kept touching the fellas and rubbing my face with her olsen twins. Then refused to take matters into her own hands and encouraged me to do it myself. Sweet lady though. I do believe she was trying to kiss me when I was leaving which was slightly awkward.

Barbur blvd nine hundred block: Average massage by older lady who I believe was the owner / manager. She got nowhere near my keith richards and did not indicate that she would like me to mick my own jagger either.

Foot spa place on macadam: No love for my willy wonka. Can't remember how the massage was, 40 ish lady.

Sunny massage tigard: Not super attractive, late 30's. But. Excellent massage, and I think I saw my shoelaces come shooting out when she got a hold of my peter gabriel. Left there feeling supremely relaxed and happy, just an all around good experience.

I was beginning to think it was all a big scam before that last one. All of the above places are on BP with suggestive ads and stock photos of scantily dressed Asian girls. Not very nice to mislead folks, it's like going into a doughnut shop and they tell you they only sell bran muffins. You point to the sign and say "doughnut shop". Where are the doughnuts?. And how come nobody has grabbed my junk yet?. Eh the metaphor was getting pretty thin there anyway. That's all I got, I never knew this site existed before today. Pretty cool.

**DeanerSE23** · 10-27-17 14:51

Anyone have info on TLC in Milwaukee or the New place in Sellwood?

**Reliable** · 10-27-17 10:22

Originally Posted by Pdx503 [View Original Post]

Next to the car wash? It was one of the very first places I ever tried. , little over 1 year ago. Was encouraged to DIY. Left not satisfied. Massage not memorable.

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Nope. The new one just off 99.

**Pdx503** · 10-26-17 23:44

Next to the car wash? It was one of the very first places I ever tried. , little over 1 year ago. Was encouraged to DIY. Left not satisfied. Massage not memorable.

Originally Posted by Reliable [View Original Post]

TOFTT at new Asian Massage on Minnehaha. Strictly legit.

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**Reliable** · 10-26-17 18:30

Originally Posted by MovingOnThru [View Original Post]

Let's trade some info, I seen a couple places pop up and want to know if it's worth it.

TOFTT at new Asian Massage on Minnehaha. Strictly legit.

**Bhanson475** · 10-20-17 11:43

I've been reading some reviews and will be in town on business. Anyone special I should ask for. PM or respond to this thread.

Stay safe out there.

BH.

**PrimeVector** · 10-19-17 00:03

I see now why no one really replied to my request for a recommendation. Based on a review of past postings, I decided to give Spa Van on Hwy 99 a try. Opted for the hour for 0. 6. Older thin Chinese lady came in after I laid down and said her name was Lucy. She was wearing a skirt (hmm. Good sign?) and thin leggings. She kept the door cracked about 2". Uh oh. Not good. Massage was actually pretty good. Off to dreamland I went and I dreamed that during the massage, I was able to roam a bit up her skirt with no discouragement. Good, I thought. On the flip, she I dreamed she oiled up the boys and junior, but then she actually took my hand and encouraged me to DIY. Fuck that! I can do that whenever I want, I'm here for you. Her hands did wander all around the neighborhood, but never where they were needed most. As for roaming, it was strictly ATC. Every attempt to slip below the covers was discouraged. Well, needless to say, this confirms what you guys already know. The AMP scene out here sucks. Kept my load for later (and boy and I glad I did that. What an experience that was. But that's another story). Cleaned up and departed. Massage was a solid A-. Extras were a total flunk. Tipped. 2 for the massage, but I will never repeat.

**MovingOnThru** · 10-17-17 17:50

Let's trade some info, I seen a couple places pop up and want to know if it's worth it.

**TheJester** · 10-17-17 00:31

This is a newer place. So far I have only seen 1 girl there which sucks because if you are able to get in you are guaranteed to have her leave the room when other people come to the door.

She is tall and very thin. She likes to wear a mastectomy bra which makes it look like she has big fake tits. She doesn't, it's nothing but foam rubber.

This place is self service only and self service is not encouraged. Basically she just wants to be legit.

So lots of negatives about it but there is one positive and that is that she gives a very good massage. Probably one of the best you'll find along places around Hwy 99.

If you are looking for a very good massage but nothing else and can handle the interruptions than this place is worth checking out. Otherwise pass it by.

**Agdro17** · 10-15-17 23:28

Originally Posted by Pdx503 [View Original Post]

Theyre all always hungry for money. Question is did they do their job? Would you repeat? Even the nice girls get boring after a while.

No I'll not repeat. There are better places and girls in the vicinity.

**Pdx503** · 10-15-17 16:55

Theyre all always hungry for money. Question is did they do their job? Would you repeat? Even the nice girls get boring after a while.

Originally Posted by Agdro17 [View Original Post]

Well, everyone will have different experience. I went here today, and the girls were just hungry for money. Service is horrible. IMOO Previous girls were a lot nicer.

**Member #5666** · 10-14-17 22:28

Looks to be a AMP advertising on backpage for oak St. Anyone gone there? The ads are pretty vague, except they open 10-10. At minimum I am looking for a decent massage closer to where I live, with anything else being a happy bonus LOL.

**Agdro17** · 10-13-17 22:52

Originally Posted by Pdx503 [View Original Post]

Spa Van used to be my go to but I haven't partaken in for a while. Heard providers were all new. Anyone in particular there you recommend?

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Well, everyone will have different experience. I went here today, and the girls were just hungry for money. Service is horrible. IMOO Previous girls were a lot nicer.