Massage Parlor Reports

[Xmul22]

So I just hit up two MPs in a week. Time to share mini-reports.

BodyCenter (Fairview Health Care) in Santa Ana. Decided to take the nuru plunge. Paid $. Fee and requested a Latina, even though an Asian was immediately available. Kristy, a petite, hot MILF with big tits on her tiny frame came into my room, in a revealing top and tight jeans (after waiting 20 minutes for her). Told me to get on the massage table while she undressed. No inflatable mattress, no nuru gel (used oil). 10 minute body slide / glide / grind on the back, and on the flip, she begin working on the HE after confirming that there'll be a tip. Got her to flip into 69, so while she was stroking junior, I was playing with and dining on her pussy (for extra). Popped, cleaned up, showered and left. Don't think I'll ever try nuru again unless I get guarantees. Expectations that weren't met: nuru gel on a mattress with lots of frontal slide / grinding. It felt like this is a FS shop. Tip was 80 extra, since I got DATY. In hindsight, shoulda been 60 since I only got half a 69-session. Sorry OCers, don't flame me for being one of those $80-HJ-tip guys!! Also, the backpage pics are representative of the girls, but most likely not the girls themselves. After the shower, I saw Kristy talking in Spanish to the girl advertised as "white". Can't recall what BP advertised her name was, but it might have been Jessica. Hot and younger-looking!

Massage Spa in FV. Late night, "open" sign, but parking lot was empty. Fortunately, there's a sign that says parking in rear, so that's where I head. So many doors in the back with only the address sign labeling. As I get closer, I follow my nose to the one with the scent of freshly laundered towels. More obviously, it was the only open door. Doorbell doesn't work, but a "hello?" does. A tall, skinny, short-haired Asian lets me in and directs me to a room. My masseuse, Lola, is a thick, simple-faced yet attractive Asian, looks late 30's, but is probably 40+. Legit massage (which what I wanted) was decent. I'd brush my hands against her thighs and she'd lean way over me so that she can brush her breasts over me (under jacket). Gave her thick and soft ass a grab and she reached under and gave junior a tug. On the flip, the oil came on, my hand slipped under her bra and shirt to pull out a tit (and revealed a gut) and she stroked me until I finished. Cleaned me up and finished up the remaining time with a leg massage. Always smiled and never fussed. I'd come back for a legit massage with no extras (but the possibility is there).

[Xmul22]

If by show you mean getting extras, it's harder since most of the ladies have no idea that I am looking for extras, and when they do realize it they often have no idea what to do, lol. I have trained many of them in the fine art of girl lovin' in the past 6 mos. Most are very quick learners. My faves are the ones that go right to it with little or no instruction.

I might need lessons.

[Miketastic69]

If by show you mean getting extras, it's harder since most of the ladies have no idea that I am looking for extras, and when they do realize it they often have no idea what to do, lol. I have trained many of them in the fine art of girl lovin' in the past 6 mos. Most are very quick learners. My faves are the ones that go right to it with little or no instruction.

You're my shero! We should hit up some swinger parties and adult spots together. LOL.

[Lovergrrl]

You are a women right LOL.

Makes it a lot easier to show?

If by show you mean getting extras, it's harder since most of the ladies have no idea that I am looking for extras, and when they do realize it they often have no idea what to do, lol. I have trained many of them in the fine art of girl lovin' in the past 6 mos. Most are very quick learners. My faves are the ones that go right to it with little or no instruction.

[Pcpc1688]

Lol yes this place is a zoo. Stopped by today to see wut's wut and the plaza was crowded as hell and parking was a bear but once I committed to this adventure I had to go all the way. Got Jenny. Also kinda funky looking but looked very young & innocent. The place was busy at 2 pm so I wound up in the couples room with 2 tables and a sliding door. I wasn't too happy with it because I could hear everything going on around me loud & clear and I figured others could hear me too. Oh well. Got a good tease from the get go and on the flip she wasn't sure what to do so I showed her. She's a quick learner. Total otd. 5. Crazy lively place but the plaza is too crowded and busy so I think I'll pass on any future visits.

You are a women right LOL.

Makes it a lot easier to show?

[Lovergrrl]

Stopped into this crazy place again. Lots of rooms in the narrow hallway with lots of girls all over. I got Cindy this time. She's a bit funky looking but hot. She had on a skirt with little panties. She never seen me before so 40 min of legit even with my hands all over her ass. Around the flip she did a sack check then nibbled my ear till done. I like her kinda. Anyone else? I had Julie the 2 times before. Like her cause she got better second time. Way better with lots more ass rub and ball checking. She's not that into being touched under her clothes.

Lol yes this place is a zoo. Stopped by today to see wut's wut and the plaza was crowded as hell and parking was a bear but once I committed to this adventure I had to go all the way. Got Jenny. Also kinda funky looking but looked very young & innocent. The place was busy at 2 pm so I wound up in the couples room with 2 tables and a sliding door. I wasn't too happy with it because I could hear everything going on around me loud & clear and I figured others could hear me too. Oh well. Got a good tease from the get go and on the flip she wasn't sure what to do so I showed her. She's a quick learner. Total otd. 5. Crazy lively place but the plaza is too crowded and busy so I think I'll pass on any future visits.

[BillCoop10]

Is wanting a BBBJ at a Latina mp out of the question? Improper etiquette?

[Fe Maiden]

I find it incredible that we have folks writing reports with these cutsie names, often with no indication where this place is. Being that these establishments often have similar names, it makes it more than challenging to figure out which place is being written about.

As it is, we all can see what happens when a proper name isn't used. We have numerous folks asking what this place is.

A report without a relatable name isn't of all that much value, if nothing else it is nearly equal to SPAM.

By using these cutsie names, this community only pushes folks to use other sites for information, which is not the goal of this forum.

Exactly. Thank you! That's what I was trying to point out.

[Oc Amper]

I find it incredible that we have folks writing reports with these cutsie names, often with no indication where this place is. Being that these establishments often have similar names, it makes it more than challenging to figure out which place is being written about.

As it is, we all can see what happens when a proper name isn't used. We have numerous folks asking what this place is.

A report without a relatable name isn't of all that much value, if nothing else it is nearly equal to SPAM.

By using these cutsie names, this community only pushes folks to use other sites for information, which is not the goal of this forum.

[Fe Maiden]

Unless you are a special person. I guess it is 5.

I got that but there are several places named that. And HLM? F? I'm clueless on those.

[PaperTiger24]

I'm sorry, but what places are these?

Just a guess but handful=5 fingers so 5 star? Maybe I'm reaching LOL.

[Haiau]

I'm sorry, but what places are these?

Unless you are a special person. I guess it is 5.

[Fe Maiden]

I'm sorry, but what places are these?

[LocoBoy]

After a couple rounds of Sara was time to try something new. So went to the Handful of Stars. Friendly receptionist took me in and to my surprise came back after I undressed and started massaging me. Did not realize how early some of your places close so she said couldn't do the full hour so would get 4 hand for 1/23 an hour. I was like "ah okay" Next thing I know another set of hands are massaging my legs. It was fairly good although probably not my choice if I had one. On the flip I was surprised by how young the 2nd gal was. Although she was dressed in street clothes she looked nice and I would say early 20's at most. Both went after Junior and I obliged with OTC roaming with both my hands on each girl on either side of me. Erupted in like 10 minutes so must have been pretty good. Sorry didn't get either names. $30 in and standard out for double the fun. Not bad but will try something more tomorrow!

[Funforcefive]

Ok, I'm like an occasional hobbiest. So I'm not one to post a lot or even sign into the website to read posts a lot. And even if I've gone out, it takes a while before I get around to deciding to log in an post a report. I know, my bad. But tonight. I had to post another report. To post this one immediately.

So, I figured I would try HLM and tried calling the numbers that I found off RM and BP postings. Man, no answer. No problems. But what really bugged me was that they decided to text me back with the info on their ad. Man, I don't want that sort of stuff on my text history; I called you from your ad I know what you put. *delete*. Strike 1. Fine, I'm out to try it out. So I just drop by to their place, park in the back, and walk to their door. Of course, I have to take the stairs right by a church prayer group organization (with ongoing meeting), and their door was locked so I was standing outside waiting. Strike 2. Finally an old latina, totally unattractive, answers the door in non-MMS clothing. I'm thinking ok, I think she's the MMS, but I *really* get the feeling that she's one of the girls. I ask to choose, she's like no others, or no pay house first-- ugh 60 for hh upfront was not quite what I'd like-- or something. The language barrier definitely did not help. My patience was up. Whatever, Strike 3, I'm out. I jump back into my car and I'm gone. Of course walking past the prayer group people hanging about. Ugh. Never coming back here.

Ok. So, my plan was to then fall back to another place that I haven't been to yet: Massage F, the place that was in the same tiny shopping center that A&are used to be in before they closed. I get there and walk in right away, no locked doors great. Behind the counter asian MMS. I ask to confirm that there are latinas (and if I could choose). MMS says that there's only one girl working, and I asked if she was slender, good looking cause I didn't want BBW. Normally, I wouldn't ask and just roll the dice, but I was kind of tired of not tasting what I've been craving. MMS did me right, "She not skinny, but very good looking" (pantomimed an hourglass figure). I'm like ok, let's do this. 50 hh. Double Plus Plus, no wait either.

Ok. A little wait, not long, but probably about 1 and 1/2 songs on the radio. In comes a girl, with legs for days (the high heels helped lots), dressed in a super tight red mini skirt dress. The hourglass figure is spot on. Boom. Introductions. She's Betty. Remember that name. Go see her. Fridays and Sundays. Even though her bolt-ons aren't the greatest (you can tell and from the sight and feeling), it still really fits her frame though. She's got a great tiny waste with a really tight butt, long legs, great face eyes and smile. You know the fake pictures of real hot girls these places post in their ads, and know that the girls can't possibly be like that. Whelp. Nope. They could have used a pic of Betty if they wanted.

Her massage starts off pretty weak. More like just petting. I had some bad knots in my back and neck. So I really had to ask her to really press hard and squeeze to work out my neck and shoulders and between the shoulder blades. She got into it good, and I was happy. Of course, once my knots relaxed, my hands started wandering. A much better bootie and legs. I got in the mood quick, flipped over and sat up. There was a lot of mutual petting as the dress came off. The B2 B just was real good, just no mouth-to-mouth (which is expected), but I got everywhere else. No talk of exact tip, and a CBJ to start, followed by a good long sess of mish, doggy and finally finish with cg. That was a short description, but in reality it was a great workout essentially picking her up and getting into acrobatics. Especially the cg (but kind of half standing mish), her grind got me good.

I know I complained about tanya at passion a while back. I think I called her a mannequin but real good looking. Betty is far from that. Same awesome figure but also pretty enthusiastic (not GFE level, but pretty good PSE style of audibles).

The finish and towel off, dress, and I was out. $ 2 was well worth it to me.

Hell, I think I want to go back there Sunday.