Massage Parlor Reports

[Funforcefive]

Ok, I'm like an occasional hobbiest. So I'm not one to post a lot or even sign into the website to read posts a lot. And even if I've gone out, it takes a while before I get around to deciding to log in an post a report. I know, my bad. But tonight. I had to post another report. To post this one immediately.

So, I figured I would try HLM and tried calling the numbers that I found off RM and BP postings. Man, no answer. No problems. But what really bugged me was that they decided to text me back with the info on their ad. Man, I don't want that sort of stuff on my text history; I called you from your ad I know what you put. *delete*. Strike 1. Fine, I'm out to try it out. So I just drop by to their place, park in the back, and walk to their door. Of course, I have to take the stairs right by a church prayer group organization (with ongoing meeting), and their door was locked so I was standing outside waiting. Strike 2. Finally an old latina, totally unattractive, answers the door in non-MMS clothing. I'm thinking ok, I think she's the MMS, but I *really* get the feeling that she's one of the girls. I ask to choose, she's like no others, or no pay house first-- ugh 60 for hh upfront was not quite what I'd like-- or something. The language barrier definitely did not help. My patience was up. Whatever, Strike 3, I'm out. I jump back into my car and I'm gone. Of course walking past the prayer group people hanging about. Ugh. Never coming back here.

Ok. So, my plan was to then fall back to another place that I haven't been to yet: Massage F, the place that was in the same tiny shopping center that A&are used to be in before they closed. I get there and walk in right away, no locked doors great. Behind the counter asian MMS. I ask to confirm that there are latinas (and if I could choose). MMS says that there's only one girl working, and I asked if she was slender, good looking cause I didn't want BBW. Normally, I wouldn't ask and just roll the dice, but I was kind of tired of not tasting what I've been craving. MMS did me right, "She not skinny, but very good looking" (pantomimed an hourglass figure). I'm like ok, let's do this. 50 hh. Double Plus Plus, no wait either.

Ok. A little wait, not long, but probably about 1 and 1/2 songs on the radio. In comes a girl, with legs for days (the high heels helped lots), dressed in a super tight red mini skirt dress. The hourglass figure is spot on. Boom. Introductions. She's Betty. Remember that name. Go see her. Fridays and Sundays. Even though her bolt-ons aren't the greatest (you can tell and from the sight and feeling), it still really fits her frame though. She's got a great tiny waste with a really tight butt, long legs, great face eyes and smile. You know the fake pictures of real hot girls these places post in their ads, and know that the girls can't possibly be like that. Whelp. Nope. They could have used a pic of Betty if they wanted.

Her massage starts off pretty weak. More like just petting. I had some bad knots in my back and neck. So I really had to ask her to really press hard and squeeze to work out my neck and shoulders and between the shoulder blades. She got into it good, and I was happy. Of course, once my knots relaxed, my hands started wandering. A much better bootie and legs. I got in the mood quick, flipped over and sat up. There was a lot of mutual petting as the dress came off. The B2 B just was real good, just no mouth-to-mouth (which is expected), but I got everywhere else. No talk of exact tip, and a CBJ to start, followed by a good long sess of mish, doggy and finally finish with cg. That was a short description, but in reality it was a great workout essentially picking her up and getting into acrobatics. Especially the cg (but kind of half standing mish), her grind got me good.

I know I complained about tanya at passion a while back. I think I called her a mannequin but real good looking. Betty is far from that. Same awesome figure but also pretty enthusiastic (not GFE level, but pretty good PSE style of audibles).

The finish and towel off, dress, and I was out. $ 2 was well worth it to me.

Hell, I think I want to go back there Sunday.

[Lovergrrl]

At LexusF07: So, just to clarify, this is the 5 Star Body in Garden Grove (Mad Max Strip Mall. LOL!

Helen is Asian with black, straight hair; she is normal height; and she has brown eyes. She appeared mid-20's to early-30's (I would be very, very surprised if she is 37; like someone else mentioned). She had small boobs. Not teeny-tiny flat small, but definitely small boobs. A healthy sized butt.

At Lovergrrl: I'm thinking this might not be the same Helen. When I mentioned my female friend recommended her, she stopped giving me the massage and asked, "Female? Girl?" Then rolled her eyes and gave me a "Whatever"-face. But yeah: YMMV.

Not only is it a different Helen, it's a different 5 Star Massage.

The place I'm talking about is on Westminster just east of the 405. And if you visit the stripmall it's in you'll get the Mad max reference.

[LexusF07]

Yes, it's the mad max strip mall it's on Euclid and edinger. I describe Emily about 5'2 to 5'5, light skin, small set of tits like b cup. I do recall her having brunette hair. Small bubble but. Acceptable Overall very petite women looking in her mid 20's to 30's not really sure on her ethnicity she looks diverse.

At LexusF07: So, just to clarify, this is the 5 Star Body in Garden Grove (Mad Max Strip Mall. LOL!

Helen is Asian with black, straight hair; she is normal height; and she has brown eyes. She appeared mid-20's to early-30's (I would be very, very surprised if she is 37; like someone else mentioned). She had small boobs. Not teeny-tiny flat small, but definitely small boobs. A healthy sized butt.

At Lovergrrl: I'm thinking this might not be the same Helen. When I mentioned my female friend recommended her, she stopped giving me the massage and asked, "Female? Girl?" Then rolled her eyes and gave me a "Whatever"-face. But yeah: YMMV.

[Funforcefive]

Short report: Went to Star Therapy few weeks back and got a chunky girl. She came in a little black dress, which was very nice. I was face down, but definitely got hands roaming round the dress practically immediately. I wasn't in the mood for a real massage, which was fine because she wasn't giving a good one anyways. The roaming really got me going because of the firmness of the curves, though I was surprised that a muffin top was hidden so well when everything came off. I was just in the jackhammer mood, and felt the $ 2 tip was a decent enough deal but it wasn't good enough for me to ask for a name. :

I've been holding off going back there because I didn't get a feeling that I would get a good varied tasting the rainbow with a much more slender girl. I've been basically going to lavendar for the asian rocking bods instead. Would be great if I got that in latina form. Going to try out HLM on katella next.

But in reality, I wish I still knew where Breana from A&are (C&C) ended up after they closed. Cause I had real great times with her. With a massage I actually liked.

[IDontKnow21]

Passion Day Spa I think it's called. It's on Lincoln by the pot shop, in the back. Saw Mimi. Now this is the first time I have been here and when she saw me she was I am so happy to see you and gave me a big hug. So I just went with it and told her I was happy to see her. Got to the room stripped, and she gave me a nice massage with good teasing while we chatted. It was kind of funny because she was telling me how great my hair was and skin and how much she missed me & blah blah blah. Hahah On flip she went right with oil on my cock and started a HJ. Now I was really looking for some FS, but at this point I was what the hell. Go for it. She took off her top and let me suck on her tits finger her pussy so it wasn't a total loss. She has nice tits I think. Anyway pretty good HJ nice & slow and finished me off well. As I'm getting dressed I ask her about FS, and she laughs. Next time you want shaka skaka she asks? I laugh and say yes. She has a nice a body and I would like to bang it out once at least with her. I give her $40 tip and she goes, oh last time you gave me $50. I laughed and told her I would make it up next time. She said okay and said next time shaka shaka. I will probably try one more time with her to see if I get FS. Overall not bad if all you want is a HJ. She is real nice and friendly. Probably mid 40's I'm going to guess, but her body is in good shape. Nice tits. Nice ass. $40 in $40 tip. It finally occurred to me what OC stands for. Over Charge. I wonder what she is going to want for Shaka Shaka. Hahaha.

[TotalGrip]

How do you describe Helen age and physique? First time I went I got Emily you should try her out!

At LexusF07: So, just to clarify, this is the 5 Star Body in Garden Grove (Mad Max Strip Mall. LOL!

Helen is Asian with black, straight hair; she is normal height; and she has brown eyes. She appeared mid-20's to early-30's (I would be very, very surprised if she is 37; like someone else mentioned). She had small boobs. Not teeny-tiny flat small, but definitely small boobs. A healthy sized butt.

Interesting. She is always very enthusiastic with me. Just goes to show that YMMV is the mantra in all mongering adventures.

At Lovergrrl: I'm thinking this might not be the same Helen. When I mentioned my female friend recommended her, she stopped giving me the massage and asked, "Female? Girl?" Then rolled her eyes and gave me a "Whatever"-face. But yeah: YMMV.

[Kknm1]

How do you describe Helen age and physique? First time I went I got Emily you should try her out!

How do you describe Emily?

Helen is a small girl, she is the best looking one in there I believe, she told me she is 37 something but looks younger that her age. There's another tall girl she doesn't have a nice face but her body is better and is younger, and my friend had the oldest lady in there but her face looked pretty, if you remember their names let me know. In those places you don't expect them to show you their body anyways. Last time a girl there name S quoted me 60 $ for a hi and another 40 $ to see her tits, I was like no thank you I'd rather go to nuru places to see better titties and butts. But this place gives nice massages though, if you are really looking for a real massage and a nice release it's your place to go.

[Quinby1]

This is the place by the Sam's, not the place across the street.

Small Viet place where mms takes care of all the guests. There's a young midget greeter that shows you to your room (I was hoping for the midget, would have been interesting) $30 for hour and $20 for half.

Massage was 4/10 for these kinds of places. The place is be noisy and there's lots of for traffic. Got a few bums coming in to bother them too. Mms is in her late 40's, and she's very eager. She'll put your hands in the right places, which is a surprise.

She's popular and has a regular client base.

Only HE I think. Usual tip. If you don't know what that is, you're giving too much.

A little too old for me, but if you don't mind the age, you'll like her. She's very nice and personable and responsive to your needs.

This is the place next to the Chinese restaurant?

[LexusF07]

Jer,

I like old. 40 is the new 20. MMS aim to please. My kinda women.

Are they attractive or somewhat attractive?

So. Please tell me the name of this place next to Sam's.

Does it smell like Vietnam?

Do the MMS speak English?

Is HE just a HJ or does it go further?

Now comes a personal question. What is the going tip here?

I'm relatively new at this game so that's why I'm asking.

Rob0202.

WheRe is this spot? I would like to try it out.

[LexusF07]

Interesting. She is always very enthusiastic with me. Just goes to show that YMMV is the mantra in all mongering adventures.

How do you describe Helen age and physique? First time I went I got Emily you should try her out!

[Lovergrrl]

If ever I saw a face that screamed "unenthusiastic handjob", this girl had it. And the performance to match.

Massage was pretty good. When she rubbed my neck and shoulders, it was bomb. But she spent too much time rubbing my mid and lower back. Basically my ribs. No teasing, but there was butt massage.

But after the flip, man! No enthusiasm at all!. Not even mechanical. She seriously looked down on me, and looked so annoyed. She said it was already a busy day, and complained about being tired; but I stopped in around 3:30 pm. There was still a lot of day left.

Damage: . 3 for hr /. 3 for HJ and she shorted me 15 minutes.

So. No repeats for me.

Interesting. She is always very enthusiastic with me. Just goes to show that YMMV is the mantra in all mongering adventures.

[Rob0202]

This is the place by the Sam's, not the place across the street.

Small Viet place where mms takes care of all the guests. There's a young midget greeter that shows you to your room (I was hoping for the midget, would have been interesting) $30 for hour and $20 for half.

Massage was 4/10 for these kinds of places. The place is be noisy and there's lots of for traffic. Got a few bums coming in to bother them too. Mms is in her late 40's, and she's very eager. She'll put your hands in the right places, which is a surprise.

She's popular and has a regular client base.

Only HE I think. Usual tip. If you don't know what that is, you're giving too much.

A little too old for me, but if you don't mind the age, you'll like her. She's very nice and personable and responsive to your needs.

Jer,

I like old. 40 is the new 20. MMS aim to please. My kinda women.

Are they attractive or somewhat attractive?

So. Please tell me the name of this place next to Sam's.

Does it smell like Vietnam?

Do the MMS speak English?

Is HE just a HJ or does it go further?

Now comes a personal question. What is the going tip here?

I'm relatively new at this game so that's why I'm asking.

Rob0202.

[Kknm1]

Curious about this place, definitely like to try it out to give another review. Is this the place? I attached a pic of an ad I found.

Yeah, it's the one. The ad looks old though, I think these places keep changing. There are mostly Spanish and Caucasian girls now.

[TotalGrip]

Been there twice and had fun with Helen.

If ever I saw a face that screamed "unenthusiastic handjob", this girl had it. And the performance to match.

Massage was pretty good. When she rubbed my neck and shoulders, it was bomb. But she spent too much time rubbing my mid and lower back. Basically my ribs. No teasing, but there was butt massage.

But after the flip, man! No enthusiasm at all!. Not even mechanical. She seriously looked down on me, and looked so annoyed. She said it was already a busy day, and complained about being tired; but I stopped in around 3:30 pm. There was still a lot of day left.

Damage: . 3 for hr /. 3 for HJ and she shorted me 15 minutes.

So. No repeats for me.

[Caribe]

I have her cell number. Last I texted her to ask for a private session she said she moved to boston. That was more than 4 months ago. Not sure if she's still there.

You can't believe almost anything she says. I've heard about conversations discussing her location and what she is doing from several individuals who also have a connection with her. All different. I've also had communications with her and she has given me conflicting stories on where she is at and what her plans are.
She also constantly asks me if anyone has written anything about her on the internet. I always tell her, "NO". She wants to be in the spotlight and wants people to talk and think about her. I'm sure she asks others if anyone is talking about her. Keep feeding the fire!