Massage Parlor Reports

**RRickRude** · 10-31-17 16:22

You'll see their ad on BP, 18 xxx Ventura next to a barber shop and animal clinic. I've been here twice for Latinas. 50 hhr /100 CFS, no BS massage just straight to FS.

Lorena has bleached blonde hair, thick, huge fake ass / tits. Mia is brunette, slimmer, younger more natural look and provides better service imo.

Mamasan (Jae?) keeps a punch card for you, 6th visit is free.

**Bro Hymn** · 10-26-17 04:11

Not sure how well known tammy is here, but I had my first experience with her last week and I can't wait to go back. Thai mp sort of run out of a private apt in valley village, very reasonable fbsm (which I went for) but also may provide FS? Anyways, I've been looking for a reasonably priced, high quality massage with he and tammy fits the description. Attractive, mid 40's thai masseuse who starts light and works through the whole body massage with a lot of oil, then finishes very sensual. I'm glad I ventured out that far from LA. Another girl let me in to the pad and she apparently also works out of the same spot.

**TaderHead** · 10-23-17 01:46

Had a kink in my neck that I really need to work out, so I stopped into this place around 8:30 pm. Pretty secluded, parking and entrance off main Rd. Mimi at the desk told me. 4/ hh Very pretty, petite, maybe 5'0 100 lbs, if I was to guess 40 why / o. I got comfortable, laid face down and she proceeded to work on my back, shoulders and legs. Teasing multiple times. Pretty good massage with unscented oil that lasted about 20 min. She asked me to flip over, sat on the edge of the bed and grabbed the goods. I reacted by reaching up her dress and returning the favor. After a few minutes she asks me if I want boom boom. LOL $ more and off to the races. Starts with CBJ, then mpcfs. Cleaned up and off I went. I still have a kink in my neck but at least I'm well rested, as I woke up and realized this was all a dream. Damn. Might need to check this place out next time I'm in town.

**DeepThroatFan** · 10-17-17 19:02

Originally Posted by RRickRude [View Original Post]

Been going here for years for legit foot massages, but now noticed ads on BP so I was curious if there's been some changes.

So I decided to get the 1 hr table massage for 40 (I know 1 hr /40, is already a sign no FS}. Two weeks in a row, two different girls, HE / FS are a no-go.

If anyone has a different experience, let me know.

Have had the same thing happen to me before at a different parlor I go to when I just want a good massage. Pretty sure they are just advertising there to get more people to come in.

**RRickRude** · 10-15-17 02:08

Been going here for years for legit foot massages, but now noticed ads on BP so I was curious if there's been some changes.

So I decided to get the 1 hr table massage for 40 (I know 1 hr /40, is already a sign no FS}. Two weeks in a row, two different girls, HE / FS are a no-go.

If anyone has a different experience, let me know.

**RRickRude** · 10-15-17 02:00

Originally Posted by JakeDrew20 [View Original Post]

Just got back from there.

50 hhr /1 bill FS.

"27"years yuki?(I don't remember) about 5'7" shoulder length hair, might have been a c cup, was nervous that I might be LE (first time) but after showing her I. D. (idk) she trusted me. BBJ + CFS and kissing (my fav) body was ok, 6-7/10. She mentioned a Latina working there too, but I didn't see her. Was hoping to get yoyo (love them small (not like that)). Pretty fun, going to go back. Wonder if they allow multiple dudes for one girl (been wanting to DP) if anyone else goes let me know about your exp.

Going to ask to see Yuki next. I appreciate the update.

Not sure if ACU (or most AMP) offer DP, I think their rooms only have single tables. Won't hurt to ask though.

**JakeDrew20** · 10-10-17 19:13

Originally Posted by RRickRude [View Original Post]

Took an L at Goldfinger at WW last night, so I had to bounce back.

First visit at ACU, wanted Latina, but none available atm.

50 hhr /90 FS. I got a petite girl Yoyo, 4'11, long hair bundled up, C cups, super smooth skin, VERY energetic. She didn't waste time flipping me over. BBJ + CFS, she kept speaking Korean with bits of English (you can tell by her voice she smokes though). I had no idea what she was saying but it sounded funny and made me laugh the whole time. Very assertive and continuously switched positions. CG, RCG, Mish, K9, finished with CBJCIM.

She was so short, I gave her a piggy back ride to the exit. The MMS sees us, laughs, grabs my arm and tells me to come back.

Had fun here. Will definitely be back.

Just got back from there.

50 hhr /1 bill FS.

"27"years yuki?(I don't remember) about 5'7" shoulder length hair, might have been a c cup, was nervous that I might be LE (first time) but after showing her I. D. (idk) she trusted me. BBJ + CFS and kissing (my fav) body was ok, 6-7/10. She mentioned a Latina working there too, but I didn't see her. Was hoping to get yoyo (love them small (not like that)). Pretty fun, going to go back. Wonder if they allow multiple dudes for one girl (been wanting to DP) if anyone else goes let me know about your exp.

**HexenDuction** · 10-10-17 11:42

Originally Posted by Lovergrrl [View Original Post]

Besides - 99% of the male clients are not attractive to these women ...

Are things really that bad?

**Lovergrrl** · 10-10-17 10:34

Originally Posted by HandsomDev [View Original Post]

Lovergrrl,

I see your posts a lot in other cities and I always wanted to ask if you would ever consider going to a male provider who would probably be a lot more enthusiastic about working with you? Reason being because most of these providers are hetero. I assume you are gay so this may not be a good option but thought I would ask because I was curious.

No I'm not interested in seeing a male. I have had plenty of success with the ladies so I am always encouraged and optimistic and I'll continue to explore females. Besides - 99% of the male clients are not attractive to these women and its obvious that they are going thru the motions. Its no different with me. It's the dollar signs that get them excited, lol.

**JPalmo88** · 10-10-17 09:02

Originally Posted by Mondo72 [View Original Post]

Hey Rick,

Let us know if you go back and session with the young one.

BTW, BBJ I'd tip 60 unless there is full access and clothes off.

Mondo.

Where is this BM place exactly? I just made my account litterally looking for a massage parlor to go to with a bbj. I'm near Glendale, CA if that makes a difference. Any recommendations?

**HandsomDev** · 10-03-17 12:25

Originally Posted by LittleFeat [View Original Post]

I live in Granada Hills and thought I'd try it out. Checked the Web for the address and it says the place is permanently closed. Must've happened in the last 4 days ... or there are 2 with the same name in Granada Hills.

They're open for business, I was there on Saturday.

**HandsomDev** · 10-03-17 12:07

Originally Posted by Lovergrrl [View Original Post]

Well, since you asked, lol.

I started off my adventure over at BM. Walked in and saw a real hottie sitting on the couch in the lobby. Sour faced mamasan took my money and showed me to a room, and I asked her if I could have the girl out front. No expression change or comment from mamasan. I wait with the towel draped across my thighs, expecting Wendy to burst into the room like last time. Instead a different girl (cute, but not nearly as hot as the girl out front) comes in in a short orange dress. My hopes are high. She begins the massage ok, but I notice that she is staying only on my back, with not much butt touching and no teasing at all. I have to ask her to do my legs, which really has me thinking something's wrong here. She does my legs but never goes anywhere even close to the goods. WTF? She has me flip, and I begin to question her about extras and she plays dumb. Finally she asks me what I tipped Wendy last time and I tell her. Turns out she already knew all about my previous session w / Wendy, and she also knew what the tip amount was I gave Wendy last time. She was testing me. She says she is Wendy's BFF. I ask her about a HE, and she keeps telling me that she wouldn't know what to do. I offer to show her (which is usually successful) but she never really answers me and finally I just let it go and resolve to just having a half-assed massage by a cute girl in a short orange dress. I'm pretty annoyed because I suspect that she doesn't want to move in on Wendy's territory. While I respect her loyalty to her friend, business is business and these bitches are well known to be greedy cutthroats.

When I leave she is standing out front with another girl at the counter. The other girl is all smiles but I just look annoyed as I hand orange dress (don't know her name) a $5 tip.

WHAT A FUCKING DISAPPOINTMENT.

Lovergrrl,

I see your posts a lot in other cities and I always wanted to ask if you would ever consider going to a male provider who would probably be a lot more enthusiastic about working with you? Reason being because most of these providers are hetero. I assume you are gay so this may not be a good option but thought I would ask because I was curious.

**Lovergrrl** · 10-03-17 10:03

Originally Posted by okser [View Original Post]

Frankly, You're a gentleman for giving the $5, if they "remember" you like that, you"re burnt at that place anyways. Don't even bother anymore.

Thanks, but since I'm a woman being a "gentleman" is something that I don't strive for, lol.

As long as I go back and see Wendy I don't think that I'm burnt there. She definite isn't the hottest ho there, but she can get the job done pretty well.

**okser** · 10-03-17 00:12

Thanks.

Unfortunately, your story is becoming the common script all over the valley, They come in rude, seemingly clueless, (until they suddenly become brilliant and aggressive) as if they are owed the world even before the festivities begin, and when we don't give the monkey what she fantasizes she is owed they go Apes. T.

Frankly, You're a gentleman for giving the $5, if they "remember" you like that, you"re burnt at that place anyways. Don't even bother anymore.

Originally Posted by Lovergrrl [View Original Post]

Well, since you asked, lol.

I started off my adventure over at BM. Walked in and saw a real hottie sitting on the couch in the lobby. Sour faced mamasan took my money and showed me to a room, and I asked her if I could have the girl out front. No expression change or comment from mamasan. I wait with the towel draped across my thighs, expecting Wendy to burst into the room like last time. Instead a different girl (cute, but not nearly as hot as the girl out front) comes in in a short orange dress. My hopes are high. She begins the massage ok, but I notice that she is staying only on my back, with not much butt touching and no teasing at all. I have to ask her to do my legs, which really has me thinking something's wrong here. She does my legs but never goes anywhere even close to the goods. WTF? She has me flip, and I begin to question her about extras and she plays dumb. Finally she asks me what I tipped Wendy last time and I tell her. Turns out she already knew all about my previous session w / Wendy, and she also knew what the tip amount was I gave Wendy last time. She was testing me. She says she is Wendy's BFF. I ask her about a HE, and she keeps telling me that she wouldn't know what to do. I offer to show her (which is usually successful) but she never really answers me and finally I just let it go and resolve to just having a half-assed massage by a cute girl in a short orange dress. I'm pretty annoyed because I suspect that she doesn't want to move in on Wendy's territory. While I respect her loyalty to her friend, business is business and these bitches are well known to be greedy cutthroats.

When I leave she is standing out front with another girl at the counter. The other girl is all smiles but I just look annoyed as I hand orange dress (don't know her name) a $5 tip.

WHAT A FUCKING DISAPPOINTMENT.

**GanjaMonger** · 10-02-17 11:25

Originally Posted by DeepThroatFan [View Original Post]

Try out BT in canoga.

I decided to check this place out because I always do AMP why not try a Latina for a change. Opted for an hour, mistake #1. Mamasan looked run down. Got lead into a room where the massage table was against the wall. I knew a full body massage was out of the question. Red flag # 1. Pillows instead of a hole for my face. Waited around and a chubby not so attractive Latina comes strolling in. Wearing leggings and a shirt. Not leaving much to be desired here. But looks aren't everything. Let's see how the rub goes. She had no energy. She brought hot beanbags and rubbed those around my back for like 20 minutes. She barely massages my back, no oil. Then she starts grazing the butt and the boys. It felt nice. Took a bit to get a rise out of me because she was so mechanical. No passion, no lust, just enough to get things moving. She flipped me and squirted oil and started going at it. She pumped super fast and had one goal in mind. Getting through it, there was a total lack of motivation. Worst massage and worst finish ever. She left and brought back some hot towels. Cleaned up and continued with an even more lazy half assed massage. She finished, said all done. I put my clothes on and looked at the time, it was 40 Minutes. I give her a. 2 tip, she says it's. 6 honey, I said not for that lazy massage. You didn't even go the whole hour. I walked out and will never return.