Massage Parlor Reports

[Cali Scorpio]

Would you say which AMP?

Appreciate all the messages asking for details about the MT whom I met but I'm not sure sharing is a good idea. Most of you should know that the first rule of AMPing is there are no guarantees. Just because I got what's described in my post doesn't mean you will too. YMMV! Most likely, the MT will wonder why so many men are requesting a HB and she'll no longer be so generous. Rather than trying to have the same experience as me, go have your own and share it with the rest of us on here.

[Horny Dog #2]

Anyone try this place it isn't out of the way from my commute home and I was thinking of stopping by. Any intel?

http://illinois.backpage.com/Therape...al-50/48799082

After seeing this post and opening the link, I saw that the location was reasonably convenient to get to from my work, so I gave them a try. This review might belong in the BP section since it is from a BP ad, but I am putting it here since it is a reply to another post in this Massage Parlor thread.

The place is in an apartment building in a residential neighborhood. Massage table is in the apartment living room. At first I thought maybe the girl lived there and did massages from her place. I later learned that there are three different girls that do massages there, so if you make an appointment to go here, you might not get the same girl that I am reviewing. I drew a Latina girl named Natalie.

Most of my massages have been in AMPs, where they leave the room while you get undressed and lay on the massage table. This was a bit different. Shortly after I enter the apartment, she invites me to get undressed and lie face down on the massage table, but she stayed right there while I did so. There was no towel to cover me, which I figured was a decent sign that this was not a strictly legit massage, and extras may be available.

The massage was really mostly just her running her hands around my body. Don't get me wrong, it felt nice. However, if you have sore muscles and are looking for a real massage, this is probably not the place for you. After about 10-15 minutes, she told me to turn over. During the 10-15 minutes when I was face down, there was no "accidental" contact with the boys, and initially during the massage after the "turn over", there was still no touching of the crotch area. However, after massaging the front for a while, she did ask if I wanted any options. The options were HJ for $60 or BJ for $100. After asking if the BJ was BBBJ or covered (and she replied covered only), I declined that option, and asked her if I could talk her into $40 for the HJ option. She said that she could do $40. Right after we agreed to a HJ for $40, she took off her top. (During the massage, she was wearing jeans with a top that showed some cleavage). I assumed that this was an invitation to play with her boobs during the HJ, and I was correct. Despite the fact that her HJ technique felt quite nice, it was taking me a while to get off (this is not all that uncommon for me). However, in this case, this worked in my favor. After a while doing the HJ topless, she then took off her jeans. (If I had not taken so long to finish, this option may not have happened). Again, I interpreted this as an invitation for roaming her bottom half, including reaching into her panties to grab her ass cheeks, and again I was correct. I did not attempt FIV, so I can not tell you if this would have been allowed or not.

Although I had talked her down to $40, due to her taking off her top and jeans and allowing roaming (I did not know she would do this at the time I talked her down to $40), as well as the fact that I took so long to finish, I wound up giving her the $60 she initially asked for.

Overall, a pleasant session. I probably will repeat.

[Ufeelmylove143]

Damn, and I was hoping it was a good one. Thanks for the reply and heads up. Know any good recommendations around bridgeport?

No, I'm looking for one myself. Used to go to Ruby Spa, but I heard its not the same!

[Gitty]

I had taken a long break from the hobby, almost a year. I decided to partake again and was in the mood for Hispanic cuisine. I ventured over to Zeus Tuesday afternoon. I was told only the half hour option was available because somebody had made an appointment in less than an hour. I drew Crystal. Very attractive mid 30's a great rack, with a tattoo on her side. Massage was decent. On the flip I opted for the puppies to be free with a standard finish. I paid a total of 1. 50 which I normally wouldn't have paid but I decided to because it has been a while.

[PanicKachan]

Around the area till Sunday noon. Can anyone guide to a place where I can get some action and some massage. Any pointers and willing to look beyond the mention places if it's worth. In your city for one more day and any guidance is appreciated.

[Avg Joe]

I don't see the need to use short hand as most of the time it causes confusion.

I never use them, never have and never will. It fools no-one whatsoever.

AJ.

[TR5321]

Whenver I'm getting a massage at a new AMP or from a MT I've never met before, it's difficult for me to really enjoy the massage because I'm thinking to myself whether she's going to give me a HE after the flip and if she does, will she allow access and will she upsell and other stuff that I'm sure also crosses your mind.

Well on a recent visit to a NW suburbs AMP, I had a totally different experience. As I'm getting undressed, the MT walked in and saw that I was half aroused. I smiled at her and she smiled back and laid down on my stomach for my massage but she asked me to turn over instead and massaged junior till he was hard no more. She cleaned me up and then asked me to turn over for the massage. I dunno if it was because of the handshake or her massage style but that was one of the best damn massages I've had. I felt so relaxed that I almost fell asleep. When she asked me to flip, I was not expecting anything to happen but to my surprise, junior was ready again and she provided another fantastic release.

I liked the session so much that I think my new MO will be to ask for a HB so that I can enjoy the massage without worrying about getting a HE.

Would you say which AMP?

[Member #6027]

I haven't seen any reviews of this place, so I decided to check it out:

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...-loop/76784322

Nice west loop (Greek Town) location, looks like it just opened within the last month or so. Nice early 30's MT.

I thought the massage itself was great. Very good pressure. The MT kept a towel on me during the massage, but oddly it was never in a spot that you would expect -- like she would have the towel draped over one leg, or up over my shoulders. Maybe she wanted to have a towel on hand just in case? No teasing to speak of, though my butt got a good massage.

On the flip she suggested self service, which I declined. She agreed to take care of me, and did a nice job. Biggest down side (apart from the general reluctance) was that no roaming was allowed. Nada, zilch, none. Money was never discussed, I left standard.

I had high hopes for this place given its location, but I'm not sure if I'll go back. I'll be interested to see what others have to say if they go in.

One last note: the ad says free table shower with an hour massage, but I wasn't offered one (which was fine given that I was already running late) so I don't know what the TS is like.

[Jayp80]

I don't see the need to use short hand as most of the time it causes confusion.

This isn't "The Wire" all of the codes are in the link called abeviations the police aren't scratching their heads trying to break the code. I can't tell you how many times someone wrote they paid $. 60 for an hr massage at an massage parlor then they have to clarify the meant $60 two threads down.

[AztecWarrior]

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...-3355/54920287

I saw her at her home over the past weekend. If you are looking for a hard massage then she would be the one to go to. I mean I felt the pain in my back for a couple days. I personally would not go back again. Pictures are real and you will leave happy. I opted for 30 minutes and spent $100 including tip.

Offers a good menu including CBJ, and FS.

Had her twice. Probably won't go back.

[Not Dead Yet]

I'm sorry but I'm literally confused about your use of donation / fee shorthand. If you used $ for $100 (I just used $ as dollar sign here), then you were saying you paid $150 for massage / door fee for 30 minutes. Then she asked for $150 for HJ, another $150 for being topless and another $100 for FS. If you were to get FS, you would end up paying $550 for a 30-min FS session?

If you used $ as dollar sign, then you were saying, $50 for massage / door fee for 30 minutes, additional $50 for HJ, another $50 for topless and yet another $100 for FS. If you were to go for FS, you would end up paying $250 for a 30-min FS session.

Either way, I believe it's over priced. $250 should be able to get you a full hour FS from a reasonably good looking Latina, but $250 for 30 minutes is not unheard of. As long as the experience is good, then it may be worth the shot. But if you are saying $550 (meaning you used the shorthand correctly), then this is insane for the parlor scene. The only good deal for such a price is if the girls do know and provide real nuru or bondassage, and even that, $450 for service short of intercourse is fairly steep.

I'm not a big fan of using shorthand for donation description even if I know how to use it correctly. I apologize that my post is partly a result of being annoyed about the confusion from your shorthand. But please, it would be much easier to just type clearly when you are not 100% sure how to use it in the right way.

I believe that most cops who primarily poach on the working girls are lazy and cowards, would much rather prey on foreign women who are not able to adequately defend themselves, rather than the gang bangers and other criminals. But they are not stupid. We're not fooling one of those assholes. The only people who have difficulty interpreting the various "codes" used here are newbies to the site, since, as evidenced just now, are inconsistant.

This is not to disparage those cops who have correct priorities and help protect us against the really bad fuckers. No offense to them.

[DMichaels69]

I don't see the need to use short hand as most of the time it causes confusion.

I'm sorry but I'm literally confused about your use of donation / fee shorthand. If you used $ for $100 (I just used $ as dollar sign here), then you were saying you paid $150 for massage / door fee for 30 minutes. Then she asked for $150 for HJ, another $150 for being topless and another $100 for FS. If you were to get FS, you would end up paying $550 for a 30-min FS session?

If you used $ as dollar sign, then you were saying, $50 for massage / door fee for 30 minutes, additional $50 for HJ, another $50 for topless and yet another $100 for FS. If you were to go for FS, you would end up paying $250 for a 30-min FS session.

Either way, I believe it's over priced. $250 should be able to get you a full hour FS from a reasonably good looking Latina, but $250 for 30 minutes is not unheard of. As long as the experience is good, then it may be worth the shot. But if you are saying $550 (meaning you used the shorthand correctly), then this is insane for the parlor scene. The only good deal for such a price is if the girls do know and provide real nuru or bondassage, and even that, $450 for service short of intercourse is fairly steep.

I'm not a big fan of using shorthand for donation description even if I know how to use it correctly. I apologize that my post is partly a result of being annoyed about the confusion from your shorthand. But please, it would be much easier to just type clearly when you are not 100% sure how to use it in the right way.

[CoolPatrick]

Headed out early evening to try a massage place on Pulaski between Montrose and Irving Park. Two people drinking beers on the car hood in front of door to establishment put me off that idea.

Drove around a bit and saw the store front to Zeus. Walked in and 30 minute massage was $. 5. Cute bordering on hot 30 ish latina massage therapist walk in. Started face down with a light touch massage that was completely devoid of any massage skills. On the flip she wanted. $5 for the release we settled on $. 3 and another $. 5 to go topless and $ for an lesson in French. Skipped topless and the language lesson.

If the massage had been decent maybe I would have thought this was worthwhile. Really doing the math far better values at AMPs and with $$ providers.

B safe.

I'm sorry but I'm literally confused about your use of donation / fee shorthand. If you used $ for $100 (I just used $ as dollar sign here), then you were saying you paid $150 for massage / door fee for 30 minutes. Then she asked for $150 for HJ, another $150 for being topless and another $100 for FS. If you were to get FS, you would end up paying $550 for a 30-min FS session?

If you used $ as dollar sign, then you were saying, $50 for massage / door fee for 30 minutes, additional $50 for HJ, another $50 for topless and yet another $100 for FS. If you were to go for FS, you would end up paying $250 for a 30-min FS session.

Either way, I believe it's over priced. $250 should be able to get you a full hour FS from a reasonably good looking Latina, but $250 for 30 minutes is not unheard of. As long as the experience is good, then it may be worth the shot. But if you are saying $550 (meaning you used the shorthand correctly), then this is insane for the parlor scene. The only good deal for such a price is if the girls do know and provide real nuru or bondassage, and even that, $450 for service short of intercourse is fairly steep.

I'm not a big fan of using shorthand for donation description even if I know how to use it correctly. I apologize that my post is partly a result of being annoyed about the confusion from your shorthand. But please, it would be much easier to just type clearly when you are not 100% sure how to use it in the right way.

[Alfonso82]

Is this in a private home / apt with neighbors around?

Private home.

[SuckItTrebek]

Does anyone have any experience with Connie at 312-XXXX618 I've checked out the phone number and the reviews are for another chick a few months ago. Has anyone gone here at all and just seen another girl any input would be helpful.