Massage Parlor Reports

[Jayp80]

I don't see the need to use short hand as most of the time it causes confusion.

This isn't "The Wire" all of the codes are in the link called abeviations the police aren't scratching their heads trying to break the code. I can't tell you how many times someone wrote they paid $. 60 for an hr massage at an massage parlor then they have to clarify the meant $60 two threads down.

[AztecWarrior]

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...-3355/54920287

I saw her at her home over the past weekend. If you are looking for a hard massage then she would be the one to go to. I mean I felt the pain in my back for a couple days. I personally would not go back again. Pictures are real and you will leave happy. I opted for 30 minutes and spent $100 including tip.

Offers a good menu including CBJ, and FS.

Had her twice. Probably won't go back.

[Not Dead Yet]

I'm sorry but I'm literally confused about your use of donation / fee shorthand. If you used $ for $100 (I just used $ as dollar sign here), then you were saying you paid $150 for massage / door fee for 30 minutes. Then she asked for $150 for HJ, another $150 for being topless and another $100 for FS. If you were to get FS, you would end up paying $550 for a 30-min FS session?

If you used $ as dollar sign, then you were saying, $50 for massage / door fee for 30 minutes, additional $50 for HJ, another $50 for topless and yet another $100 for FS. If you were to go for FS, you would end up paying $250 for a 30-min FS session.

Either way, I believe it's over priced. $250 should be able to get you a full hour FS from a reasonably good looking Latina, but $250 for 30 minutes is not unheard of. As long as the experience is good, then it may be worth the shot. But if you are saying $550 (meaning you used the shorthand correctly), then this is insane for the parlor scene. The only good deal for such a price is if the girls do know and provide real nuru or bondassage, and even that, $450 for service short of intercourse is fairly steep.

I'm not a big fan of using shorthand for donation description even if I know how to use it correctly. I apologize that my post is partly a result of being annoyed about the confusion from your shorthand. But please, it would be much easier to just type clearly when you are not 100% sure how to use it in the right way.

I believe that most cops who primarily poach on the working girls are lazy and cowards, would much rather prey on foreign women who are not able to adequately defend themselves, rather than the gang bangers and other criminals. But they are not stupid. We're not fooling one of those assholes. The only people who have difficulty interpreting the various "codes" used here are newbies to the site, since, as evidenced just now, are inconsistant.

This is not to disparage those cops who have correct priorities and help protect us against the really bad fuckers. No offense to them.

[DMichaels69]

I don't see the need to use short hand as most of the time it causes confusion.

I'm sorry but I'm literally confused about your use of donation / fee shorthand. If you used $ for $100 (I just used $ as dollar sign here), then you were saying you paid $150 for massage / door fee for 30 minutes. Then she asked for $150 for HJ, another $150 for being topless and another $100 for FS. If you were to get FS, you would end up paying $550 for a 30-min FS session?

If you used $ as dollar sign, then you were saying, $50 for massage / door fee for 30 minutes, additional $50 for HJ, another $50 for topless and yet another $100 for FS. If you were to go for FS, you would end up paying $250 for a 30-min FS session.

Either way, I believe it's over priced. $250 should be able to get you a full hour FS from a reasonably good looking Latina, but $250 for 30 minutes is not unheard of. As long as the experience is good, then it may be worth the shot. But if you are saying $550 (meaning you used the shorthand correctly), then this is insane for the parlor scene. The only good deal for such a price is if the girls do know and provide real nuru or bondassage, and even that, $450 for service short of intercourse is fairly steep.

I'm not a big fan of using shorthand for donation description even if I know how to use it correctly. I apologize that my post is partly a result of being annoyed about the confusion from your shorthand. But please, it would be much easier to just type clearly when you are not 100% sure how to use it in the right way.

[CoolPatrick]

Headed out early evening to try a massage place on Pulaski between Montrose and Irving Park. Two people drinking beers on the car hood in front of door to establishment put me off that idea.

Drove around a bit and saw the store front to Zeus. Walked in and 30 minute massage was $. 5. Cute bordering on hot 30 ish latina massage therapist walk in. Started face down with a light touch massage that was completely devoid of any massage skills. On the flip she wanted. $5 for the release we settled on $. 3 and another $. 5 to go topless and $ for an lesson in French. Skipped topless and the language lesson.

If the massage had been decent maybe I would have thought this was worthwhile. Really doing the math far better values at AMPs and with $$ providers.

B safe.

I'm sorry but I'm literally confused about your use of donation / fee shorthand. If you used $ for $100 (I just used $ as dollar sign here), then you were saying you paid $150 for massage / door fee for 30 minutes. Then she asked for $150 for HJ, another $150 for being topless and another $100 for FS. If you were to get FS, you would end up paying $550 for a 30-min FS session?

If you used $ as dollar sign, then you were saying, $50 for massage / door fee for 30 minutes, additional $50 for HJ, another $50 for topless and yet another $100 for FS. If you were to go for FS, you would end up paying $250 for a 30-min FS session.

Either way, I believe it's over priced. $250 should be able to get you a full hour FS from a reasonably good looking Latina, but $250 for 30 minutes is not unheard of. As long as the experience is good, then it may be worth the shot. But if you are saying $550 (meaning you used the shorthand correctly), then this is insane for the parlor scene. The only good deal for such a price is if the girls do know and provide real nuru or bondassage, and even that, $450 for service short of intercourse is fairly steep.

I'm not a big fan of using shorthand for donation description even if I know how to use it correctly. I apologize that my post is partly a result of being annoyed about the confusion from your shorthand. But please, it would be much easier to just type clearly when you are not 100% sure how to use it in the right way.

[Alfonso82]

Is this in a private home / apt with neighbors around?

Private home.

[SuckItTrebek]

Does anyone have any experience with Connie at 312-XXXX618 I've checked out the phone number and the reviews are for another chick a few months ago. Has anyone gone here at all and just seen another girl any input would be helpful.

[Satriani]

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...-3355/54920287

I saw her at her home over the past weekend. If you are looking for a hard massage then she would be the one to go to. I mean I felt the pain in my back for a couple days. I personally would not go back again. Pictures are real and you will leave happy. I opted for 30 minutes and spent $100 including tip.

Is this in a private home / apt with neighbors around?

[CGuy2]

Headed out early evening to try a massage place on Pulaski between Montrose and Irving Park. Two people drinking beers on the car hood in front of door to establishment put me off that idea.

Drove around a bit and saw the store front to Zeus. Walked in and 30 minute massage was $. 5. Cute bordering on hot 30 ish latina massage therapist walk in. Started face down with a light touch massage that was completely devoid of any massage skills. On the flip she wanted. $5 for the release we settled on $. 3 and another $. 5 to go topless and $ for an lesson in French. Skipped topless and the language lesson.

If the massage had been decent maybe I would have thought this was worthwhile. Really doing the math far better values at AMPs and with $$ providers.

B safe.

[Jayp80]

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...-3355/54920287

I saw her at her home over the past weekend. If you are looking for a hard massage then she would be the one to go to. I mean I felt the pain in my back for a couple days. I personally would not go back again. Pictures are real and you will leave happy. I opted for 30 minutes and spent $100 including tip.

Visited about 3 months ago, residential Bridgeport block. Did the job haven't gone back.

[Alfonso82]

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...-3355/54920287

I saw her at her home over the past weekend. If you are looking for a hard massage then she would be the one to go to. I mean I felt the pain in my back for a couple days. I personally would not go back again. Pictures are real and you will leave happy. I opted for 30 minutes and spent $100 including tip.

[Walker333]

I checked out Belmont spa on a recommendation since I was in the area nice clean location got a late 30's early 40's MT only downfall no table shower. Nice firm massage, on the flip she covered my mid section, after pitching a tent for a few minutes the towel "accidentally" fell, and she pounced on that dick like a lion on a zebra. Nice HJ with prostate message, I was aloud to roam under the dress during the HJ. Will repeat if in the area, again only downfall no table shower just regular shower.

Belmont has always been a reliable place, although not very clean. They have a regular, standing shower, very small.

Also, they do rotate MTs pretty often, so there's no guarantee that you see the same girl at your next visit. BTW, a good prostate massage is pretty rare jewel these days in Chicago.

[Wood Street]

Sounds like you're talking about someone at AD spa?

Yes, but there are way more options in the north burbs compared to the south burbs. 2-3 AMP up there that I know offer FS.

[Walker333]

I liked the session so much that I think my new MO will be to ask for a HB so that I can enjoy the massage without worrying about getting a HE.

To ask for HB at the very beginning is another great, brave way to find out if some extras are available. On the other hand, there were many occasions when mt keept me covered all the time, or avoided touching (teasing), but still had left happy. IMO the best indicator that handshake is available, is when mt permits to touch her, even slightly brush her leg etc. So, when in doubts, I try to fondle her leg or whatever I can reach and watch her reaction.

Great report BTW, GOOD LUCK MAN.

[Not Dead Yet]

Check the Roselle thread under Illinois for all NW burbs spots.

Sounds like you're talking about someone at AD spa?