Massage Parlor Reports

[TheOuroboros]

Gentlemen, let me present you with a hypothetical. This is a question I have of economics.

Suppose you visit a spa one day, having only gone there a few times before, with big gaps in between each visit. You go there with a certain amount of cash in hand because you are on a strict budget and because you know that this place is always a good value. There is no worry of an up-sell, and the service, just as it is, satisfies. Furthermore, you bring no more cash than necessary, because this woman has no reputation to make you think that anything further could happen. There is no testimony from any other past customer, that you have seen, to make you wonder if you might get even luckier than you already are simply because you get to see her tonight.

So you go. And you suddenly find yourself in the same pleasant position you have been in before with this woman. Except this time, you notice, this position you are now in is happening a lot closer to the start of the session. Just a few minutes in, in fact. Why, she is doing things to you now before the flip, not waiting, so that when the flip comes, it's a lot sooner, and it feels like just a natural extension of what she is now doing. The movements of the two of you are so in sync that the flip. When it happens- feels like the natural result of a mutual decision made, rather than the result of a request. And soon after the flip, she continues with the HE, but is doing it so well, that it compels you to sit up straight. But once you sit up straight, she then moves in for your lips and tongue with hers. You are locking lips. This is fast turning into a GFE. As much as that is possible in a parlor. The kisses compel her to not resist when you try to take off her shirt, and then her bra. She helps, of course, with the bra. You then move in for the nipples, and she responds. You then get her on her back, more deep kissing ensues, you get her pants off, and then go down with a vengeance. For the next 15 minutes or so, you bring her to 5 orgasms, more or less, with your tongue, leaving her body all covered in sweat. Meanwhile, during all of your hard work, you lose your arousal, and wouldn't even mind if you both decide to conclude. But then you sense that she wants to actually thank you for your hard work, and gets your arousal back up. She then guides you into her, until she makes damn sure that you too will orgasm. And orgasm you do inside of her.

And then, once the session ends, and it is time to pay, you feel somewhat guilty and fearing the disappointment that is sure to come in this moment of financial reward and renumeration. You say in all earnestness that you don't have anything beyond what you were going to pay, and she says its alright, and it is. You leave with paying something less than $100. Later, you search again for any hint of anyone paying her more for the normal amount we are all used to paying for this kind of activity, and you don't find it.

Let's say this happened to you. This dream, hypothetical scenario. Do you:

A) never return again, after all, what goes up must surely one day come down, and you would rather end everything on the highest of high marks.

B) return again, bringing more money this time, and preparing now to spend at significantly higher levels every time, because all barriers have been broken / all cherries have been popped, even though this may mean either visiting at much less frequency, or just getting in trouble with the SO, because there is no longer enough money for the morgage / rent.

C) return again, with the same amount of money as before, but with possibly a slightly higher tip of $20 or so, as an indication of excellent service, but still at a level that is far below normal rates.

D) return again, with the same amount as before, and with the same, strict, original spending cap in place as per the original visit.

E) return again, and ask her how much she now expects. Letting her take the lead, if and when it happens again.

F) break up with your SO and immediately ask for this woman's hand, tongue, and vagina in marriage.

In short, given this uncommon situation, where the supply / service is beyond expectation given the amount of money laid down, how would you attempt to normalize and therefore guarantee future good times for all parties involved, with feelings hurt, and with dignity left intact?

I ask because, I am convinced that without pro-active measures taken, this situation could not sustain itself and / or end well for all parties involved. Right?

Your input, please.


Thanks, C.

Just as a rule of thumb. As many seniors have so wisely pointed out. It's all well and good to tackle that "YMMV" and some days with some gals, you're just able to get more distance with your tank of gas. You can establish a rapport, develop an ATF. But at the end of the day, it's business. It's exchange of goods and services. Rarely does love play a factor. The treatment may seem special, but you're not special. You're a wallet; maybe a nicer smelling leather one, but the priority here is that there's cash inside. Your end game is to leave happy and their end game is to make money. It's business. Don't shit where you eat.

[ShoRyuKen]

Gentlemen, let me present you with a hypothetical. This is a question I have of economics.

Let's say this happened to you. This dream, hypothetical scenario. Do you:

A) never return again, after all, what goes up must surely one day come down, and you would rather end everything on the highest of high marks.

B) return again, bringing more money this time, and preparing now to spend at significantly higher levels every time, because all barriers have been broken / all cherries have been popped, even though this may mean either visiting at much less frequency, or just getting in trouble with the SO, because there is no longer enough money for the morgage / rent.

C) return again, with the same amount of money as before, but with possibly a slightly higher tip of $20 or so, as an indication of excellent service, but still at a level that is far below normal rates.

D) return again, with the same amount as before, and with the same, strict, original spending cap in place as per the original visit.

E) return again, and ask her how much she now expects. Letting her take the lead, if and when it happens again.

F) break up with your SO and immediately ask for this woman's hand, tongue, and vagina in marriage.

In short, given this uncommon situation, where the supply / service is beyond expectation given the amount of money laid down, how would you attempt to normalize and therefore guarantee future good times for all parties involved, with feelings hurt, and with dignity left intact?

I ask because, I am convinced that without pro-active measures taken, this situation could not sustain itself and / or end well for all parties involved. Right?

Your input, please.

Thanks, C.

Well this has clearly never happened to me. But I would say go with B. Take out a second mortgage and break the bank.

[Stashio]

Met Linda when she worked at the CH day Spa in Woodbridge and she delivered a standard service but very solid and wouldn't cut corners. She was my goto therapist when I didn't feel like spinning the wheel. More recently I ran into her at the ZY massage place in Woodbridge and she was still a solid therapist. But since ZY closed, anybody know where she landed? Feel free to PM.

Hey Nub, long time no see. I have missed Linda as well. I have even called her several times but have not heard back from her. I would live t see her again. If I hear back from her, I will let you know.

[BusBoy12]

Gentlemen, let me present you with a hypothetical. This is a question I have of economics.

Suppose you visit a spa one day, having only gone there a few times before, with big gaps in between each visit. You go there with a certain amount of cash in hand because you are on a strict budget and because you know that this place is always a good value. There is no worry of an up-sell, and the service, just as it is, satisfies. Furthermore, you bring no more cash than necessary, because this woman has no reputation to make you think that anything further could happen. There is no testimony from any other past customer, that you have seen, to make you wonder if you might get even luckier than you already are simply because you get to see her tonight.

So you go. And you suddenly find yourself in the same pleasant position you have been in before with this woman. Except this time, you notice, this position you are now in is happening a lot closer to the start of the session. Just a few minutes in, in fact. Why, she is doing things to you now before the flip, not waiting, so that when the flip comes, it's a lot sooner, and it feels like just a natural extension of what she is now doing. The movements of the two of you are so in sync that the flip. When it happens- feels like the natural result of a mutual decision made, rather than the result of a request. And soon after the flip, she continues with the HE, but is doing it so well, that it compels you to sit up straight. But once you sit up straight, she then moves in for your lips and tongue with hers. You are locking lips. This is fast turning into a GFE. As much as that is possible in a parlor. The kisses compel her to not resist when you try to take off her shirt, and then her bra. She helps, of course, with the bra. You then move in for the nipples, and she responds. You then get her on her back, more deep kissing ensues, you get her pants off, and then go down with a vengeance. For the next 15 minutes or so, you bring her to 5 orgasms, more or less, with your tongue, leaving her body all covered in sweat. Meanwhile, during all of your hard work, you lose your arousal, and wouldn't even mind if you both decide to conclude. But then you sense that she wants to actually thank you for your hard work, and gets your arousal back up. She then guides you into her, until she makes damn sure that you too will orgasm. And orgasm you do inside of her.

And then, once the session ends, and it is time to pay, you feel somewhat guilty and fearing the disappointment that is sure to come in this moment of financial reward and renumeration. You say in all earnestness that you don't have anything beyond what you were going to pay, and she says its alright, and it is. You leave with paying something less than $100. Later, you search again for any hint of anyone paying her more for the normal amount we are all used to paying for this kind of activity, and you don't find it.

Let's say this happened to you. This dream, hypothetical scenario. Do you:

A) never return again, after all, what goes up must surely one day come down, and you would rather end everything on the highest of high marks.

B) return again, bringing more money this time, and preparing now to spend at significantly higher levels every time, because all barriers have been broken / all cherries have been popped, even though this may mean either visiting at much less frequency, or just getting in trouble with the SO, because there is no longer enough money for the morgage / rent.

C) return again, with the same amount of money as before, but with possibly a slightly higher tip of $20 or so, as an indication of excellent service, but still at a level that is far below normal rates.

D) return again, with the same amount as before, and with the same, strict, original spending cap in place as per the original visit.

E) return again, and ask her how much she now expects. Letting her take the lead, if and when it happens again.

F) break up with your SO and immediately ask for this woman's hand, tongue, and vagina in marriage.

In short, given this uncommon situation, where the supply / service is beyond expectation given the amount of money laid down, how would you attempt to normalize and therefore guarantee future good times for all parties involved, with feelings hurt, and with dignity left intact?

I ask because, I am convinced that without pro-active measures taken, this situation could not sustain itself and / or end well for all parties involved. Right?

Your input, please.

Thanks, C.

I always give my favorite girl much more than the average, and she always reciprocates in kind. Easier for me and her.

[VAmongerman]

Gentlemen, let me present you with a hypothetical. This is a question I have of economics.

Suppose you visit a spa one day, having only gone there a few times before, with big gaps in between each visit. You go there with a certain amount of cash in hand because you are on a strict budget and because you know that this place is always a good value. There is no worry of an up-sell, and the service, just as it is, satisfies. Furthermore, you bring no more cash than necessary, because this woman has no reputation to make you think that anything further could happen. There is no testimony from any other past customer, that you have seen, to make you wonder if you might get even luckier than you already are simply because you get to see her tonight.

So you go. And you suddenly find yourself in the same pleasant position you have been in before with this woman. Except this time, you notice, this position you are now in is happening a lot closer to the start of the session. Just a few minutes in, in fact. Why, she is doing things to you now before the flip, not waiting, so that when the flip comes, it's a lot sooner, and it feels like just a natural extension of what she is now doing. The movements of the two of you are so in sync that the flip. When it happens- feels like the natural result of a mutual decision made, rather than the result of a request. And soon after the flip, she continues with the HE, but is doing it so well, that it compels you to sit up straight. But once you sit up straight, she then moves in for your lips and tongue with hers. You are locking lips. This is fast turning into a GFE. As much as that is possible in a parlor. The kisses compel her to not resist when you try to take off her shirt, and then her bra. She helps, of course, with the bra. You then move in for the nipples, and she responds. You then get her on her back, more deep kissing ensues, you get her pants off, and then go down with a vengeance. For the next 15 minutes or so, you bring her to 5 orgasms, more or less, with your tongue, leaving her body all covered in sweat. Meanwhile, during all of your hard work, you lose your arousal, and wouldn't even mind if you both decide to conclude. But then you sense that she wants to actually thank you for your hard work, and gets your arousal back up. She then guides you into her, until she makes damn sure that you too will orgasm. And orgasm you do inside of her.

And then, once the session ends, and it is time to pay, you feel somewhat guilty and fearing the disappointment that is sure to come in this moment of financial reward and renumeration. You say in all earnestness that you don't have anything beyond what you were going to pay, and she says its alright, and it is. You leave with paying something less than $100. Later, you search again for any hint of anyone paying her more for the normal amount we are all used to paying for this kind of activity, and you don't find it.

Let's say this happened to you. This dream, hypothetical scenario. Do you:

A) never return again, after all, what goes up must surely one day come down, and you would rather end everything on the highest of high marks.

B) return again, bringing more money this time, and preparing now to spend at significantly higher levels every time, because all barriers have been broken / all cherries have been popped, even though this may mean either visiting at much less frequency, or just getting in trouble with the SO, because there is no longer enough money for the morgage / rent.

C) return again, with the same amount of money as before, but with possibly a slightly higher tip of $20 or so, as an indication of excellent service, but still at a level that is far below normal rates.

D) return again, with the same amount as before, and with the same, strict, original spending cap in place as per the original visit.

E) return again, and ask her how much she now expects. Letting her take the lead, if and when it happens again.

F) break up with your SO and immediately ask for this woman's hand, tongue, and vagina in marriage.

In short, given this uncommon situation, where the supply / service is beyond expectation given the amount of money laid down, how would you attempt to normalize and therefore guarantee future good times for all parties involved, with feelings hurt, and with dignity left intact?

I ask because, I am convinced that without pro-active measures taken, this situation could not sustain itself and / or end well for all parties involved. Right?

Your input, please.

Thanks, C.

This is a great experience obviously. We forget sometimes that massage girls are women and sometimes. They are in the mood or have a need.

Your story has the earmarks of a gift to you, as if she may be needing a boyfriend.

But you hit on one of the real challenges that sooner or later happens to all of us: boyfriend or customer?

I am dealing with this right now. I met a Chinese woman. Outside of massage biz. But turns out, she is managing a (legit) spa her and answering phones for a (possibly non-legit) spa in another state. A single mom, we went to a park. Next time was full GFE and she was very hot and clearly lovin' it. Do I give her money or not? 1st time she had her car repaired I "helped" with bill — $100.2 d time I just asked her. She said whatever you want. BTW no indication of seeing me because if a money need; I discreetly put $100 in her purse. English is not great so I do not know much about her spa or her life. Her pussy was so wet it was like heaven. Anyway she's got me off the market for now.

[Mallet70]

9 forgot to mention that in this hypothetical, you were lucky to have the venue relatively empty. Usually, there are no indicators of a slow business day. But when in the middle of your session the phone rings and your lady picks up, she tells the person on the other end to try her on another day, and seems to mean it. But in the end, with the customer being unusually annoying and relentless, she tells him to visit, not in the next hour, but in about 4 hours time.

Moments like this are special and rare, a memory forever. Play it cool, but I would go with choice C.

If she keeps it up, upgrade to F! LOL.

[Exclient]

9 forgot to mention that in this hypothetical, you were lucky to have the venue relatively empty. Usually, there are no indicators of a slow business day. But when in the middle of your session the phone rings and your lady picks up, she tells the person on the other end to try her on another day, and seems to mean it. But in the end, with the customer being unusually annoying and relentless, she tells him to visit, not in the next hour, but in about 4 hours time.

[Exclient]

Gentlemen, let me present you with a hypothetical. This is a question I have of economics.

Suppose you visit a spa one day, having only gone there a few times before, with big gaps in between each visit. You go there with a certain amount of cash in hand because you are on a strict budget and because you know that this place is always a good value. There is no worry of an up-sell, and the service, just as it is, satisfies. Furthermore, you bring no more cash than necessary, because this woman has no reputation to make you think that anything further could happen. There is no testimony from any other past customer, that you have seen, to make you wonder if you might get even luckier than you already are simply because you get to see her tonight.

So you go. And you suddenly find yourself in the same pleasant position you have been in before with this woman. Except this time, you notice, this position you are now in is happening a lot closer to the start of the session. Just a few minutes in, in fact. Why, she is doing things to you now before the flip, not waiting, so that when the flip comes, it's a lot sooner, and it feels like just a natural extension of what she is now doing. The movements of the two of you are so in sync that the flip. When it happens- feels like the natural result of a mutual decision made, rather than the result of a request. And soon after the flip, she continues with the HE, but is doing it so well, that it compels you to sit up straight. But once you sit up straight, she then moves in for your lips and tongue with hers. You are locking lips. This is fast turning into a GFE. As much as that is possible in a parlor. The kisses compel her to not resist when you try to take off her shirt, and then her bra. She helps, of course, with the bra. You then move in for the nipples, and she responds. You then get her on her back, more deep kissing ensues, you get her pants off, and then go down with a vengeance. For the next 15 minutes or so, you bring her to 5 orgasms, more or less, with your tongue, leaving her body all covered in sweat. Meanwhile, during all of your hard work, you lose your arousal, and wouldn't even mind if you both decide to conclude. But then you sense that she wants to actually thank you for your hard work, and gets your arousal back up. She then guides you into her, until she makes damn sure that you too will orgasm. And orgasm you do inside of her.

And then, once the session ends, and it is time to pay, you feel somewhat guilty and fearing the disappointment that is sure to come in this moment of financial reward and renumeration. You say in all earnestness that you don't have anything beyond what you were going to pay, and she says its alright, and it is. You leave with paying something less than $100. Later, you search again for any hint of anyone paying her more for the normal amount we are all used to paying for this kind of activity, and you don't find it.

Let's say this happened to you. This dream, hypothetical scenario. Do you:

A) never return again, after all, what goes up must surely one day come down, and you would rather end everything on the highest of high marks.

B) return again, bringing more money this time, and preparing now to spend at significantly higher levels every time, because all barriers have been broken / all cherries have been popped, even though this may mean either visiting at much less frequency, or just getting in trouble with the SO, because there is no longer enough money for the morgage / rent.

C) return again, with the same amount of money as before, but with possibly a slightly higher tip of $20 or so, as an indication of excellent service, but still at a level that is far below normal rates.

D) return again, with the same amount as before, and with the same, strict, original spending cap in place as per the original visit.

E) return again, and ask her how much she now expects. Letting her take the lead, if and when it happens again.

F) break up with your SO and immediately ask for this woman's hand, tongue, and vagina in marriage.

In short, given this uncommon situation, where the supply / service is beyond expectation given the amount of money laid down, how would you attempt to normalize and therefore guarantee future good times for all parties involved, with feelings hurt, and with dignity left intact?

I ask because, I am convinced that without pro-active measures taken, this situation could not sustain itself and / or end well for all parties involved. Right?

Your input, please.

Thanks, C.

[Miketastic69]

I don't recognize the gal, at least from my prior interactions with Luba. That is, if you're talking about the same Luba who worked in Bethesda and Silver Spring back in the heyday of the Montgomery County spas. I saw Luba a number of times back then, but my last visit with her was about 15 years ago.

Perhaps someone will TOFTT and post a report. I'm not in a position to do so right now.

She had that basement entrance in Silver Sprimg with the hair salon equipment. The lady would visit from Virginia and vice versa. She was also Russian and fine. She would not entertain any activity and made it clear that that was Luba's thing and not hers.

If no one toftt I will when I venture back to DC. 0.

[RareGent]

Was out of it due to trips but saw them closed (hope not raided). I know jenny was a weekender and she did mention she was studying to be a hairdresser. Wondering if she quit all together.

Ditto please PM if any info on Angel ladies.

[Tom McAn]

The one on the right reminds me of someone that ran with Luba marina years ago. May be a fund place.

I don't recognize the gal, at least from my prior interactions with Luba. That is, if you're talking about the same Luba who worked in Bethesda and Silver Spring back in the heyday of the Montgomery County spas. I saw Luba a number of times back then, but my last visit with her was about 15 years ago.

Perhaps someone will TOFTT and post a report. I'm not in a position to do so right now.

[CoolKent1982]

Girl name Zara located in little river pike near 495, call and booked hr, parking lot has few spot, greed by young Thai lady who speak little English, about 30 around 150 has big top, hand me a visitor parking permit, after I return she led me to to room was clean, took a shower and start massage, was good and after 25 minutes told me to flip star rub My arms and leg, nothing sensual, after reach 50 minutes mark she call the end of massage, I ask that's it? She said yes, 1. 2 just for massage, no HE, she even mentioned 1. 2 is not big money, well now I just wish I never make the call, wasted of money.

[Miketastic69]

Anyone have any info on this ad:

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...317953834.html

They're operating out of the same salon that a latina used to operate out of and she provided extras so seems promising. Not sure if the $ would be sll inclusive or just the house fee though. Any intel would be appreciated.

The one on the right reminds me of someone that ran with Luba marina years ago. May be a fund place.

[Member #6748]

I stopped by Miko's in Chantilly and dreamed of Cindy but got Jessica. She was an attractive woman in her mid 40's. She was no Cindy but I did leave happy. She had a wonderful two hand technique to care for both major areas (P-Massage). I only stayed for a half-hour and I was out $6 & $4. I will go back and see who the other women are who replaced Cindy.

[Member #6804]

Anyone have any info on this ad:

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...317953834.html

They're operating out of the same salon that a latina used to operate out of and she provided extras so seems promising. Not sure if the $ would be sll inclusive or just the house fee though. Any intel would be appreciated.