Massage Parlor Reports

[Member #5794]

I've lurked here for a while but never tried, any advice would be appreciated once you're all done laughing at me.

Went to the bluestar by hoover They close at 1030 and I went at about 940 so I figured I couldn't get an hour. Paid 30 for half hour. Lady told me to go into a room and strip. She wasn't that old looking either. Maybe 35, slim in a sweater and sweatpants but I could tell she had a decent body. Saw another lady at the desk and she wasn't unattractive either. Keep in mind I've never set foot in a massage parlor until today. Got butt naked, put my clothes in the corner and laid face down with the towel just covering my ass. She knocked then came in still in sweats. For some reason I was under the delusion she would be in a robe or lingerie.

She draped the towel over me completely and started the massage. Just a reminder I've never actually had a massage before so I don't know what a real one or even a good one feels like but she was just pressing down on my legs a little at a time and my back etc. I didn't feel all that relaxed to be completely honest and I wouldn't call it enjoyable. Also I don't know if this is worth mentioning or not but I laid with my arms up, past my head. Not sure if this is what you're supposed to do or not. I realized if the goal was to roam and touch her I couldn't in this position because she was working on me from the other way.

She told me to flip and my member was in full view and quite flaccid. Am I supposed to be fully errect at this stage? I'm a visual and tactile kind of guy so I didn't have much to go on. Was that where I screwed up? She draped the towel on me again and this time my arms were at my side.

She massaged me from above at some point working on my shoulders and chest and her chest was inches above my head. I may have nudged her tit with my forehead a little. If you haven't picked up on it yet I'm really bad at this. Then when she was squeezing my legs and putting random pressure on my hips near my groin I moved my hand and touched the side of her legs. At this point I had serious doubts this was a place offering extras and I didn't fully commit because I was half scared some bouncer would throw me out of the place and I'd have to walk home nude. I wish I were kidding.

She left the room at one point and came back. No big deal. I'm reading into everything way too hard now.

I tried to get a tent up but couldn't do it on my own (that's why I came here right, or so I thought). When she came back she spread my legs and got on the table too and started massaging the inside off my legs. This was the only enjoyable and semi erotic part and I was starting to draw wood and then she starts lightly punching (tapping) the insides of my legs. I wasn't ready for that and clenched a little thinking she might hit my pebbles during her boxing match with my legs. Lost any semblance of a stiffie and then a few seconds later she says all done.

I change, tip her the $10 change she gave me from breaking my 40 and thank everybody in sight then left a little bewildered, a lot embarrassed and very determined to try again.

Side note: I think they were speaking Chinese.

So has anyone else been here? Is this place legit or am I just an idiot, or probably both?

I think the force is strong with you. You were correct to be fearful, and remember "Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. ".

I think you need more intel on this place. Does this place have other reviews?

[Member #5794]

Disregard my previous reply, didn't realize you were referring to your report, which I didn't get to read but should definitely have.

I appreciate your help, I'll keep that in mind next time.

Rookie mistake, sorry.

The reference to rules of engagement was from Top Gun. I gave you a little shit only to train the lad (see A Few Good Men).

As I said, it breaks my heart to see someone get shut out at an MP, it defeats the very purpose for all the baby oil and other cheap lubricants you saw in the rooom. As for the troll you got, that is also a problem. Goldfinger has been getting mediocre girls, but no lawn gnomes.

Props to you for walking in the rear side entrance. And yes, I realize that I used blowing smoke up your ass the wrong way. I am just in a bad mood all the time now.

[RRickRude]

I hate to see a monger go down in the lines. It has been forever that I got legit service only at an MP. While I feel for you, you did break a major rule of engagement, namely not throwing a couple names around.

There is a mamasan who is jenny and another non-ms who is jenny there. So you now can say you saw jenny and not look like the ucla secondary when she says I am jenny. Also, I think I mentioned to say julia.

So, some of this bullcrap is on you. And just to blow more smoke up your ass. If the girl was in her 40's, she was 57.

Disregard my previous reply, didn't realize you were referring to your report, which I didn't get to read but should definitely have.

I appreciate your help, I'll keep that in mind next time.

Rookie mistake, sorry.

[Astrosaki]

I've lurked here for a while but never tried, any advice would be appreciated once you're all done laughing at me.

Went to the bluestar by hoover They close at 1030 and I went at about 940 so I figured I couldn't get an hour. Paid 30 for half hour. Lady told me to go into a room and strip. She wasn't that old looking either. Maybe 35, slim in a sweater and sweatpants but I could tell she had a decent body. Saw another lady at the desk and she wasn't unattractive either. Keep in mind I've never set foot in a massage parlor until today. Got butt naked, put my clothes in the corner and laid face down with the towel just covering my ass. She knocked then came in still in sweats. For some reason I was under the delusion she would be in a robe or lingerie.

She draped the towel over me completely and started the massage. Just a reminder I've never actually had a massage before so I don't know what a real one or even a good one feels like but she was just pressing down on my legs a little at a time and my back etc. I didn't feel all that relaxed to be completely honest and I wouldn't call it enjoyable. Also I don't know if this is worth mentioning or not but I laid with my arms up, past my head. Not sure if this is what you're supposed to do or not. I realized if the goal was to roam and touch her I couldn't in this position because she was working on me from the other way.

She told me to flip and my member was in full view and quite flaccid. Am I supposed to be fully errect at this stage? I'm a visual and tactile kind of guy so I didn't have much to go on. Was that where I screwed up? She draped the towel on me again and this time my arms were at my side.

She massaged me from above at some point working on my shoulders and chest and her chest was inches above my head. I may have nudged her tit with my forehead a little. If you haven't picked up on it yet I'm really bad at this. Then when she was squeezing my legs and putting random pressure on my hips near my groin I moved my hand and touched the side of her legs. At this point I had serious doubts this was a place offering extras and I didn't fully commit because I was half scared some bouncer would throw me out of the place and I'd have to walk home nude. I wish I were kidding.

She left the room at one point and came back. No big deal. I'm reading into everything way too hard now.

I tried to get a tent up but couldn't do it on my own (that's why I came here right, or so I thought). When she came back she spread my legs and got on the table too and started massaging the inside of my legs. This was the only enjoyable and semi erotic part and I was starting to draw wood and then she starts lightly punching (tapping) the insides of my legs. I wasn't ready for that and clenched a little thinking she might hit my pebbles during her boxing match with my legs. Lost any semblance of a stiffie and then a few seconds later she says all done.

I change, tip her the $10 change she gave me from breaking my 40 and thank everybody in sight then left a little bewildered, a lot embarrassed and very determined to try again.

Side note: I think they were speaking Chinese.

So has anyone else been here? Is this place legit or am I just an idiot, or probably both?

[RRickRude]

I hate to see a monger go down in the lines. It has been forever that I got legit service only at an MP. While I feel for you, you did break a major rule of engagement, namely not throwing a couple names around.

There is a mamasan who is jenny and another non-ms who is jenny there. So you now can say you saw jenny and not look like the ucla secondary when she says I am jenny. Also, I think I mentioned to say julia.

So, some of this bullcrap is on you. And just to blow more smoke up your ass. If the girl was in her 40's, she was 57.

I have no reason to lie. I'd show you a receipt and video footage as proof if I can, but all I can do is report on my experience.

Can't really throw a couple names around, since it was my first visit but if you must know her name was Mindy. About 5 ft, long hair, no ass, no tits. Saturday night, near closing time. She was wearing somewhat of a white nurse's outfit and cotton leggings (it WAS kinda cold in there). Very weird visit.

By the way, the phrase Blowing smoke up someone's ass, it's not what you think it means.

[RogerLa75]

I thought I've seen everything but this is a first. Somebody is renting a sex doll! Ha Ha. All new type of pimp.

I suspect no one is breaking any laws. Even has a delivery and pick up service. Not sure the uber guy would know what to do with this, LOL. Wonder if there is an upsell for cleanup.

https://losangeles.craigslist.org/ws...328812226.html

[Member #5794]

Despite some positive reviews I've read, TOFTT on this one. You'll see their ad on BP at 19 xx Westwood.

There's a side entrance, so I was a little optimistic entering. Unfortunately the lady I got was 40+yo.

30 min /40. Firm, just an ok massage. On the flip, she massaged my legs, then says "All done. Want some cold water?" Asked her "That's it, no extras?" She says "I don't understand" and just smiles.

On my way out she had the nerve to ask for a tip for a 20 min mediocre massage so I just gave her a 5 and left.

I hate to see a monger go down in the lines. It has been forever that I got legit service only at an MP. While I feel for you, you did break a major rule of engagement, namely not throwing a couple names around.

There is a mamasan who is jenny and another non-ms who is jenny there. So you now can say you saw jenny and not look like the ucla secondary when she says I am jenny. Also, I think I mentioned to say julia.

So, some of this bullcrap is on you. And just to blow more smoke up your ass. If the girl was in her 40's, she was 57.

[RRickRude]

Despite some positive reviews I've read, TOFTT on this one. You'll see their ad on BP at 19 xx Westwood.

There's a side entrance, so I was a little optimistic entering. Unfortunately the lady I got was 40+yo.

30 min /40. Firm, just an ok massage. On the flip, she massaged my legs, then says "All done. Want some cold water?" Asked her "That's it, no extras?" She says "I don't understand" and just smiles.

On my way out she had the nerve to ask for a tip for a 20 min mediocre massage so I just gave her a 5 and left.

[KTownPerson]

I keep hearing about the abundance of places in KTown, but after going through the past few months of this forum, I'm seeing very little about actual places. And the few things I do see about actual places are either negative, or requiring more details in DMs. Can some people give the names of places and providers and some actual colour to their experiences of places in Ktown.

[Willie23]

If you go toward Koran town to west, there are some. Easy to Google it.

Not sure where Koran town is, but Koreatown has a lot of 'them.

[Member #5794]

Colton is actually EAST of LA.

(855) 705-3762.

415 W. Valley Blvd #5.

Colton CA 92324.

Intersting website.

http://www.candysaromatherapy.com

That is a great website. I can make out most of the spanish and it is pretty not vague that you will get your shit rocked. What a country. But fucken colton? It is 70 miles east of la. That pussy better be tight tight tight.

[AhardLanding]

Finally made it out to Candy Therapy Thurs evening. Always looking for good Latinas myself. Small waist, large booty. Paid 40 for HH and was told by the male mms to wait in lobby for a few minutes. After 1 min, a curvy latina in street clothes walked in from outside and let me go in with her. She joined in after a 2 minute wait in the room. Her English was decent and told me her name was something like Estrella or Estar (She only works Mon and Thur. She came in still in her street clothes (though it was tight) and started with the oil massage on my back after I undressed. Pretty good massage, but it wasn't what I cam for. After the flip she showed me the goods. I was excited. All safe, covered. No kissing, no daty. She worked hard but I couldn't finish in such a short time. My own fault. Also, I had some Korean service the day before which excellent in comparison, of course. Might return, but not the best.

Colton is actually EAST of LA.

(855) 705-3762.

415 W. Valley Blvd #5.

Colton CA 92324.

Intersting website.

http://www.candysaromatherapy.com

[NeedBBBJOften]

Any luck on finding a big chested provider? I do most of my mongering in the Valley and know a few here but wouldn't mind branching out.

Try the ones in SM. RM should give you an idea of which to try.

[Slideryyz]

Are there any MPs that FS around the downtown area.

If you go toward Koran town to west, there are some. Easy to Google it.

[RRickRude]

First visit here.

Cindy, slim, late 20's, cute face, full B Cups.

4 HHr /. 5 HE topless. I asked for FS, but offers "Hands only", her words.

Decent massage, thin walls though.

I'd go back.