Massage Parlor Reports

[GodMann]

West therapy on sunset. Lady working there told me Jenny is no longer there. Anybody know her whereabouts?

[GodMann]

Euphoria massage on la brea. Checked this place out and got an hour massage for 30 it's normally 40 but I talked the guy down to 30. I think a guy runs the place he shows me to a room. Later a decent looking women walks in. Good massage and towards the I grabbed her breasts and she told me next time there would be extra. I will come back.

[AhardLanding]

At Total Health 8700 block of Santa Moncia. She is a legend on another board, as she should be. The BEST hard massage I have ever had and great sex. 50/100. Saturdays only.

[GodMann]

Has anyone tried any of those 30/40 hour massage places? I'm thinking about going.

[The Camel]

Had a dream that I stopped in there the other day. Got Linda, she was a little old for my taste but they said Lias no longer worked there. . 4 for the entry. I get in the room & see two signs on the wall that says "no $ex, strictly massge" so at this point I'm like damn well I can't get mad its not like they didn't tell me. She comes in and starts talkin (very hard to understand her) I kept asking her to repeat herself. Massage starts & she asks if I'm LE, I say no. She points at a tat & says "same same" I say no again. Average massage. She's at the top of the table & takes my hands and places them on the back of her thighs. I flip, she places hands on her breast, theyre firm but I don't want any extras. She puts my hand down there says I can touch. Whisper to me. 2. I feel pressured I give it to her. She's very quiet after that. I left happy. May return don't want her though, little too old for my taste.

Post your dreams in the correct location. Po Thai is on Burbank blvd in SFV, not Hollywood.

[Mayor Green]

Do you have any recommendations of Amazing professional deep tissue massage with happy ending. Preferable from gorgeous provider. I know I'm searching for the unicorn but I imagine it has to exist. Tired of getting horrible massage. To me the massage is just as important as the ending.

[SinjinSmithe]

Had a dream that I stopped in there the other day. Got Linda, she was a little old for my taste but they said Lias no longer worked there. . 4 for the entry. I get in the room & see two signs on the wall that says "no $ex, strictly massge" so at this point I'm like damn well I can't get mad its not like they didn't tell me. She comes in and starts talkin (very hard to understand her) I kept asking her to repeat herself. Massage starts & she asks if I'm LE, I say no. She points at a tat & says "same same" I say no again. Average massage. She's at the top of the table & takes my hands and places them on the back of her thighs. I flip, she places hands on her breast, theyre firm but I don't want any extras. She puts my hand down there says I can touch. Whisper to me. 2. I feel pressured I give it to her. She's very quiet after that. I left happy. May return don't want her though, little too old for my taste.

[SteveStone123]

Okay, so this is a little off topic. But I ran across this and found it funny and decided to pass it along.

1. Any massage parlor open after say 9 pm is bound to be packing an assortment of extras, nobody virtuous goes looking for a therapeutic back rub at 1 am on a Tuesday!

2. It's packing Neon signs with words like "massage", "bodyrub" or "fellatio barn". There's just something seedy / appealing about a flashing neon signs, they know degenerates like us can't resist the lure of a good neon sign.

3. Odd / distant Location If the massage shop is smack in the middle of an industrial area there's a good chance they'll have buckets of extras as they're often driven out of the 'burbs by nosy fuckers with erection problems and church groups who believe a that administering a handjob = holiday in Hades.

4. If the masseuse is wearing / displaying any of the following then it's probably going to be sensual miniskirt, high-heels, tight-dress, side-boob, lingerie, snorkel.

5. The seedier / ramshackle the place the better your chances of a happy ending, if I ever see a scummy mattress on a floor I always think I'm odds on for a handjob (or lice).

6. Check out the customers. If it's all nervous looking men then you've probably hit the jackpot. A nervous man walking out of a massage place is the sign of a man with freshly emptied babysacks. I love when I see guys about to walk into a massage joint which I know is a 100% erotic and they start twisting / stretching there arms like they're a little sore and are just there to get some knots rubbed out. We know where the knot is bro!

7. The masseuse doesn't leave the room whilst you get unchanged. This rarely happens and when it does, it's always awkward as fuck. Kinda retarded to feel awkward I know, she's about to see me naked and will soon be milking my man-jam but there's a system people WHEN THE MACHINE BREAKS DOWN, WE BREAK DOWN.

8. The massage slogan "Oriental" or "Asian" massage is always a good erotic shot but are not to be confused with "Thai Massage" which always results in something in me dislocating.

9. The massage room has items like vaseline, lubricant, dog-collars or a box of tissues so big that you could wipe up one of Thor's loads.

10. The Masseuse walks in and takes off her clothes. If I got to explain this one then you belong in that Sarlacc pit son.

HA!

[Slim Shady69]

I recently visited Hollywood and found Fern on MA. Setup was easy and after a few texts she came to my hotel room to give me a massage. Fern sees herself as a holistic healer and she advertises as such. She's fairly cute - 6 or 6.5. Her massage is extremely relaxing with a lot of focus on breathing. It's a very yoga-oriented massage. She moves through the various chakras doing a really nice job. I was very relaxed at the end of the hour. Seniors can pm for details but she is not a full service provider. As always YMMV. SS.

[AhardLanding]

Okay, don't everyone laugh at once, but for any of you that have been to see Jenny above the 7-11, does she give any type of decent massage leading up to her specialty? I actually like to get the massage first to loosen up before getting the extras and I was thinking about heading over to see her soon. Thanks for all comments about her services.

I know I am answering a post that is several years old, but Jenny gives a very good massage! The massage comes after sex and she give a full or very close to a full (like 50 minutes) hour to me even when there is a client waiting.

[AhardLanding]

Checked out 7-11 a couple weeks back and met L*a, a good looking, top heavy gal. Actually received a decent massage with decent conversation until the flip. Asked if everything was available but it wasn't since they didn't provide a hat. Is this the norm here? Opted for he with the standard donation.

Also, I'm surprised to see this section so dead with all the spots on SMB, although I do see posts from time to time in the LA section.

To clarify: this place doesn't keep condoms on site. If you want a condom, bring it yourself. Some (notoriously, Jenny) will not require that you use a condom. Others providers may require a condom for FS etc. I always bring several. You never know what you will end up doing with Jenny (well, you will end up coming, that always happens).

[BloggerAndMong]

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[Member #5337]

Checked out 7-11 a couple weeks back and met L*a, a good looking, top heavy gal. Actually received a decent massage with decent conversation until the flip. Asked if everything was available but it wasn't since they didn't provide a hat. Is this the norm here? Opted for he with the standard donation.

Also, I'm surprised to see this section so dead with all the spots on SMB, although I do see posts from time to time in the LA section.

Would like to check it out. Where's it located? And do you remember her name?

[KoreanThumper]

Stopped by the burger place after mama told me she had an Asian. She was busy when and I got there but a Latina was available. Should of trusted my gut and took off and ended up with an older not very attractive gal. Got a weak massage and took off. Other gal was free but mama wanted another house fee-- lame. Any spots in weho worth checking out these days?

[BenderOver]

Ok, went back when I found out Jenny works Friday to Monday at West.

L face 7 body 7. Older Chinese lady that ages very well. Nothing remarkably disgusting, but she's got to be in her mid 50's. Body is representative of a late 30's lady probably 10 to 15 pounds heavier than she would look in her prime.

A 10. She's got a great attitude. What can I say?

S 10. I'm deciding to leave out the details, because Jenny's pretty well known anyways and nothing's changed.

E 50 hhr, 90 tip. Incredible value for the attitude and the service. Not bad for the looks either.

Are I'm not dying to repeat. But would recommend if you're curious.