Massage Parlor Reports

[Member #5834]

Good day gentlemen. I've just come across this forum. Let me contribute my experiences over the past 3+ years of NOVA dreaming:

1. Top three AMPs: Herndon Therapy, C&C (but I have been in 18 months or so) and Mikos.

Herndon Therapy women have been consistently attractive and interested in providing good service but it's all been standard NOVA stuff. No FS or BJ.

C&C (behind the car wash in Herndon) used to be outstanding. There was one woman, whose name escapes me, who was enthusiastic and had superb skills (never got to FS though by my choice). She could be moody. That's why I stopped visiting her.

Mikos has consistently attractive women. I was there three weeks ago and she was very pretty. Everything was off by the end with lots of roaming. Very good finish. No table shower makes Mikos less interesting to me.

2. My experience with independents has been inconsistent. I have visited two in Woodbridge area. One was a nut job and I was happy to get out of the place. The other is a pro. She gives a solid massage and her finish skills are superb. She is particular. More recently I dreamed of a independent practitioner in the Burke area. She was attractive, friendly and the options were endless for the right donation. She travels and the practitioners at this site will change. PM if you want details.

3. I regularly get asked if I am LE, which I assure them I am not. I understand them asking. Sometimes I am coming from work so the clothes could be a concern to them. Who knows? I've considered just telling them upfront but I figure they'll ask if they want to know. Any suggestions men?

4. Frankly, the quality over the past year has been disappointing. It has become more mechanical, which could be due to the proliferation of AMPs in the area. Seems like a new one opens each week. I'd prefer to find an independent practitioner that I could regularly visit who had skills and a good attitude even if it costs me a bit more $.

5. I also prefer places where parking is discrete as is entrance. I want to avoid nosy and judgemental assholes who want to get into my business.

To sum it up: occasionally I have a truly awesome dream. I'm not interested in trying a new place unless I have a solid report. I don't mind paying but I'm done with paying for amateurs or head cases.

I'll keep you posted about my dreams. PM me if I can be of assistance or you have any advice. Until then dream on. RC.

RC,

Thanks for starting by contributing. Great way to start building street cred.

C&C lost their lease and "relocated" after about 6 months to a bank building in Herndon. Mamasan the same, but new providers. You might have been thinking about "June" who did NOT follow them. Can't get mamasan to tell me where she went. Kicking myself for not getting her digits.

Agree about Mikos. TS is a big part of it for me. With a first time visit to a provider, it can set the tone right away.

Keep reading, trying places and contributing. Enjoy the hobby!

Huntzman.

[Member #5834]

Imagine the way a hotdog lays in a bun.

The girl doesn't insert you, but instead applies lube onto the underside of your shaft and then slides up-and-down its length until you shoot your load. It's a rather nice technique, to say the least.

This is also referred to as P2 P, or Privates to Privates or the more descriptive term. A number of the providers at the now defunct Cherubic place practiced this once they got to know you.

[Miketastic69]

Practice is always a good thing. Check out report #917 in Maryland Columbia / Jessup Massage. I think this guy is talking about the girl that I know. That's not the name she goes by but sounds just like her routine. She is good on top or on bottom.

These girls change their names sometimes weekly. I will check those other posts!

[ShortMan22]

Had a great session the other day with Nalee. If you treat her right the menu can be extended a bit. No FS but.

BBBJ and fiv was on the menu.

[Jwol109]

Good to hear from you. I just my girl in Vegas can she do it and she said she's willing to practice. LOL. She asked me why I want that when she will give me everything. In my mind my response is, what she don't know won't hurt her, and there are things I want other women to do!

Practice is always a good thing. Check out report #917 in Maryland Columbia / Jessup Massage. I think this guy is talking about the girl that I know. That's not the name she goes by but sounds just like her routine. She is good on top or on bottom.

[BillyDWilliams]

Hey,

I'm all for this! I just googled it and it looks like it could be an amazing event. I now plan to search for someone who does this. Maybe TT in Nova. Not the Manassas location. Thanks Roamin and Billy Dee. Loved you in Star Wars baby!

LOL! It is definitely Amazing! Let me know how it goes.

[RareGent]

I could not agree more with Happyuy 2. Coco was my absolute favorite.

She always treated this old guy like a king, just a doll.

I also would like info if available.

Thanks.

Birdo.

Ditto if any info on new location.

[OldManInVa]

Good to hear from you. I just my girl in Vegas can she do it and she said she's willing to practice. LOL. She asked me why I want that when she will give me everything. In my mind my response is, what she don't know won't hurt her, and there are things I want other women to do!

I may have to hit you up before my next trip to Vegas.

[RubMeLongTime]

Agree totally. Especially today. Numbers may come and go, but WeChat and others perhaps will be more persistent over time. And welcome back Roamin!

FWIW wechat and / or google phone number for your info. because you are dealing with woman after all and the stuff always hits the fan. Want a reliable 'exit' strategy.

Just 2 weeks ago the provider I had seen provided contact info on 3rd. visit. The next day she was hounding me to leave my wife and move in with her cause she loved me. Ummm delete / block / avoid. Onto the next one.

Hehehe.

Rub.

[Miketastic69]

There is a non-FS place in Laurel that has a couple girls that are very good at it. Its a good replacement when done skillfully if FS is not on menu.

Good to hear from you. I just my girl in Vegas can she do it and she said she's willing to practice. LOL. She asked me why I want that when she will give me everything. In my mind my response is, what she don't know won't hurt her, and there are things I want other women to do!

[MrSunnyHills]

Agree totally. Especially today. Numbers may come and go, but WeChat and others perhaps will be more persistent over time. And welcome back Roamin!

I can't emphasize the truth of JmSuttr's advice here. While it takes a few visits to establish yourself as a regular, reliable, and trustworthy client, once you do so you'll discover that the provider will often also want to keep you in their rotation. Since providers sometimes change venues and work at other AMPs, or since they leave the area for "bacation" for a while only to return later, they would rather deal with known clients with whom they've had positive dealings.

If and when you establish a good working relationship with one or more providers, definitely make efforts to obtain her personal contact info. That way, you can stay in touch however her situation might change. In fact, every so often, you'll run into a provider (as I did at the old Evergreen Therapy in Annandale, back in the 1990's) who volunteers her contact info. When that happens, you know you've hit the jackpot. This gal, who changed venues 3 or 4 times in the course of 5 years or so, was total GFE throughout that time. She also gave a good massage. Needless to say, I got some of the best nights sleep in those years. As it turned out, though, I had to work overseas for an extended period of time and her number was no longer working when I returned. Haven't seen her since, but I still get hard just thinking of that girl. (And, for what it's worth, she was no spinner. She was a chubby K-girl, maybe 150#, with great tits and a very responsive clit. DFK, multiple shots, and other delights were standard. (sigh).

So, to reiterate: Get your favorite providers' contact info, and always maintain her confidence and privacy. She'll reward you very well if you do.

R :: R

[Jwol109]

I can't emphasize the truth of JmSuttr's advice here. While it takes a few visits to establish yourself as a regular, reliable, and trustworthy client, once you do so you'll discover that the provider will often also want to keep you in their rotation. Since providers sometimes change venues and work at other AMPs, or since they leave the area for "bacation" for a while only to return later, they would rather deal with known clients with whom they've had positive dealings.

If and when you establish a good working relationship with one or more providers, definitely make efforts to obtain her personal contact info. That way, you can stay in touch however her situation might change. In fact, every so often, you'll run into a provider (as I did at the old Evergreen Therapy in Annandale, back in the 1990's) who volunteers her contact info. When that happens, you know you've hit the jackpot. This gal, who changed venues 3 or 4 times in the course of 5 years or so, was total GFE throughout that time. She also gave a good massage. Needless to say, I got some of the best nights sleep in those years. As it turned out, though, I had to work overseas for an extended period of time and her number was no longer working when I returned. Haven't seen her since, but I still get hard just thinking of that girl. (And, for what it's worth, she was no spinner. She was a chubby K-girl, maybe 150#, with great tits and a very responsive clit. DFK, multiple shots, and other delights were standard. (sigh).

So, to reiterate: Get your favorite providers' contact info, and always maintain her confidence and privacy. She'll reward you very well if you do.

R :: R

I can not agree with this statement more. It has served me well over the years and continues to do so.

[Roamin Roman]

AMPs and ATFs can disappear in the blink of an eye. And, even if the storefront stays the same, there can be a sudden change in management, masseuses, or both.

A good way to avoid losing track of faves is to get their personal contact info (digits, email, LINE or WeChat) while you can. I always assure them that I'll be discreet and will only use it to coordinate schedules for appointments, etc. I've had good success because by the time I ask I've already established myself as a good and regular client so she usually wants to keep in touch as much as I do.

I know not every hobbyist's personal situation will allow this but for those who can make it work it's usually worth the effort.

I can't emphasize the truth of JmSuttr's advice here. While it takes a few visits to establish yourself as a regular, reliable, and trustworthy client, once you do so you'll discover that the provider will often also want to keep you in their rotation. Since providers sometimes change venues and work at other AMPs, or since they leave the area for "bacation" for a while only to return later, they would rather deal with known clients with whom they've had positive dealings.

If and when you establish a good working relationship with one or more providers, definitely make efforts to obtain her personal contact info. That way, you can stay in touch however her situation might change. In fact, every so often, you'll run into a provider (as I did at the old Evergreen Therapy in Annandale, back in the 1990's) who volunteers her contact info. When that happens, you know you've hit the jackpot. This gal, who changed venues 3 or 4 times in the course of 5 years or so, was total GFE throughout that time. She also gave a good massage. Needless to say, I got some of the best nights sleep in those years. As it turned out, though, I had to work overseas for an extended period of time and her number was no longer working when I returned. Haven't seen her since, but I still get hard just thinking of that girl. (And, for what it's worth, she was no spinner. She was a chubby K-girl, maybe 150#, with great tits and a very responsive clit. DFK, multiple shots, and other delights were standard. (sigh).

So, to reiterate: Get your favorite providers' contact info, and always maintain her confidence and privacy. She'll reward you very well if you do.

R :: R

[Jwol109]

Got it. Still wondering what the camel toe slide is?

There is a non-FS place in Laurel that has a couple girls that are very good at it. Its a good replacement when done skillfully if FS is not on menu.

[JmSuttr]

I could not agree more with Happyuy 2. Coco was my absolute favorite.

She always treated this old guy like a king, just a doll.

I also would like info if available.

Thanks.

Birdo.

AMPs and ATFs can disappear in the blink of an eye. And, even if the storefront stays the same, there can be a sudden change in management, masseuses, or both.

A good way to avoid losing track of faves is to get their personal contact info (digits, email, LINE or WeChat) while you can. I always assure them that I'll be discreet and will only use it to coordinate schedules for appointments, etc. I've had good success because by the time I ask I've already established myself as a good and regular client so she usually wants to keep in touch as much as I do.

I know not every hobbyist's personal situation will allow this but for those who can make it work it's usually worth the effort.