Massage Parlor Reports

[HandsomDev]

Just an FYI. I know some of you think these providers are all wet because of you. The reality is that they squirt scentless / tasteless lube inside their holes so that they're ready for action. Over the years I've befriended a provider or 2 and this info was shared with me. I know this is not the case with all providers but the majority of them do it, especially the busy ones. Sorry to burst your bubble.

The other ugly flip-side to this is that these holes are also full of our juices from all the BBing going on so you might be getting some drip from everyone else on here. So consider using a hat when going FS dirty bastards. Or try being the first of the day so you can daty and FS feeling somewhat confident. BBBJ's do not apply.

I know some of you already know this but this has been a public service announcement from HandsomDev.

[Studdyk]

Finally got to venture over to the infamous "Simple Pho" foot massage in San Gabriel.

Note: The pho restaurant's name has changed.

It was about 2:00. No one was there except for the masseuses.

Cici, the tall, slender one greeted me. I said hello and told her I heard great things about her.

I got to see Yoyo. I passed. Definitely not my style.

Cici is tall and slender, mid 30's.

I didn't like that this place doesn't have private rooms. It's only curtains.

Luckily, there were no other customers.

By the way, which one of you blokes came in around that same time looking for Nini.

I was busily pumping Cici when you came stumbling into the place.

Fortunately, Yoyo shooed you away.

Going back to my story.

Cici asked what I wanted. I told her everything.

I paid $35 for the house and Benji for extras.

I told her I didn't want to use a rubber.

She told me condom is good for health. ?

I told her I wouldn't come inside and that I had my STD screenings done last week.

She first protested at the tip amount. But she told me to tip her more next time.

She takes off all of her clothes except her top. She took off the bra, but didn't remove her top completely.

(I complimented her on a rose or some kind of flower tattoo on her lower back.).

She said just in case the cops come (it appears they come in periodically to scare the girls).

Sucked on her C (store bought) tits. She put some lube on me and tried to mount me.

I told her I need to get worked up first. So, I told her to bring her pussy to my face and I started licking.

Hairy Bush, but no bad odor. She asked if she could lay down for better access. I eagerly obliged.

I ate her out and she was moaning. She stopped me a few minutes into it as she was super sensitive.

Finally got hard enough and slid into her tight pussy sans Trojan man.

Man, did it feel good. I almost nutted inside her, but pulled out in time to squirt 2 teaspoons worth of protein on her belly.

I grabbed 2 of the wet towels for her to clean up and used 1 remaining one for myself.

Quickly got dressed as I did not want to bump into San Gabriel PD if they decided to pay a friendly visit today.

Cici got me some cold water and we chatted a bit. She's been here 4 years. She's originally from Beijing.

I wanted to shower, but their shower room was shared with various cleaning supplies, so I drove home quickly to wash clean.

It was risky, but quite a thrill. Hopefully, god forbid, I won't have caught a nasty bug left behind others.

[Adm888]

Do any / many of them want to be reviewed? Like most mongers, I usually don't talk about reviews or play dumb when asked.

My favorite from TER wants good reviews.

[HandsomDev]

Just pulled the trigger on here. Been lurking for a while now since RM started asking for $$ but been mongering for years. Just wanted to say thanks for all the info, but some places I've know of for years already. I'm a territory manager for a living and I'm all over the place up and down CA but local to LA so this forum is key when I'm traveling. SG valley is dirty with some BBing locations that I've found on my own and here, thanks.

When I have some time I'll be looking the share some info with of you as well as LA county and many other counties in CA if you pop into those other forum threads.

Looking forward to finally having some fun with all of you. Stay safe dirty bastards.

[Caribe]

She's 50+ but nice. Limited menu. She told me she doesn't want to be reviewed.

Do any / many of them want to be reviewed? Like most mongers, I usually don't talk about reviews or play dumb when asked.

[Adm888]

Across from Hawaii Market.

I tried Sunny 3 x already. Good massage, maybe a 5-6 40+ Chinese gal. Very sweet attitude which I like. Always a good massagi and rub. I did get the spandex half way of and giving her the thumb fuck yesterday. Slow release, it was good. Full 60 minutes. Shower was nice too.

60 out the door everytime. Will repeat.

PC out.

She's 50+ but nice. Limited menu. She told me she doesn't want to be reviewed.

[KingOfFighters]

Got to try Yoyo at Simple and I don't know why some said she's tight. She was very loose imo. The other two girls at the joint had tighter ones.

[CreativeShot3]

S1 rena Spa.

Off of Amar st.

Good lowkey joint, Latinas only from what I could see. They were on the older side 40+ but they were down for the rod. $40 Hh. Walked in waited in waiting room 5 min when a woman walked out in tight red dress. Forgot her name but her face was a 5-6 and body was a 8 (big t1 ts and nice a55) . Walked in gave her 40 she walked me to room and had me get undressed. She came back a few minutes later and I was naked on table with towel over me. My head was on the wrong side so she had me flip over (even the pillow was wrong as well. So she saw my dick before the massage even started but it was all good. She started massaging me with oil and was right in front of my face. I started rubbing her legs and put my hands up her dress to feel her ass and Shen didn't stop me. I'm a younger good looking guy so maybe that's why she let me. She then told me to turn over after 10 min and made hand motions communicating if I wanted FS, BJ, or HJ. I asked how much and she told me 1. For FS, . 6 for BJ, and. 4 for HJ. I purposely only brought 110 total and I was able to finesse and only pay. 60 tip for FS. She told me next time hung 1. I didn't give her the money till after the deed so I could have just walked out LOL. But once agreed to the terms she got a jimmy and put it on with her mouth. Then had me get up and she layed down. I started mssnry and had her leg up on my shoulders and she was loving it. Her t1 ts went up and down while I plowed. Then I had her get into dggy where I went ham and finished. She was super good attitude and chill about it all and I paid her right after I cleaned myself off. Great first time experience there 1. Out the door.

[Pcpc1688]

Across from Hawaii Market.

I tried Sunny 3 x already. Good massage, maybe a 5-6 40+ Chinese gal. Very sweet attitude which I like. Always a good massagi and rub. I did get the spandex half way of and giving her the thumb fuck yesterday. Slow release, it was good. Full 60 minutes. Shower was nice too.

60 out the door everytime. Will repeat.

PC out.

[AhardLanding]

Went there last week, saw Nini.

I have to say, it's time for me to move on from this place. With the ladies now offering BBFS, all you mongers are jumping at BBFS with these ladies, I'm afraid to even get BBBJ now. Had the usual session with Nini, she always gives a decent massage for me. I have a pretty good body since I'm at the gym 3-4 times a week, she loves feeling me all over. She always gets turned on and wet by seeing me, she even pulled her panties to the side when she's in the middle of massaging me, to show me she's wet thinking about fucking me. But man this time, her vag had a smell when I was rubbing her clit. Man I didn't want to even go FS, but she was horny as shit, and told me that she would only charge me HJ pricing if I would fuck her. I know not to pass on a offer like that, but honestly I was not even eager or excited to. She gave me BBBJ, then I insisted on the rubber, even though she asked if I wanted BBFS. I said no, but in my mind I scream HELL NO. The thought of all the guys who already creamed in her, must be why there was a stench. Anyways, she bent over the table, I banged away as hard and fast as I could. Luckily there was no customer in at the time, she pretty much moaned so loud that Cici replied in Chinese (which I understood), damn he's giving it to you good, then made other comments like I want to try and giggled. Ironic since I've seen her a long time ago once, back when Lisa was still there, but she's greedy so I never went back to her. Anyways I spoke loudly back in mandarin that she should come in and watch if she wants a good show. Surprisingly, she actually walked over and came in grinning. Nini was too much in the moment to notice, Cici watched for a bit, and said wow. Then she walked back out. Nini came already a couple times, took me a while to finish, but I finally did. Cleaned up, got dressed, Nini asked for me to come back, and I won't be. The hunting begins and I search for new green pastures.

How DO you say that in Mandarin? Pinyin or Hanzi, Google translate will get me there. The come in part I got (jin lai, jin lai, kuai jin lai!) How about Ni kan kan wo zhengzai xianzai zuo shenme ba

Just in case I am ever in the same situation.

[JohnWynne]

Tried this tonight at a private residence in Rowland Heights. Massage is terrible and greedy for tips.

http://sangabrielvalley.backpage.com...4197/117064413

[AhardLanding]

Just recently got into the hobby. For my first time, I decided to got puente since it seems to have the best reviews.

Went around noon, saw a couple LE around and got a bit nervous. I drove around the block a few times in hopes of then leaving. A couple other customers went in so they seemed to be pretty busy. I eventually mustered the courage to go in. MMS greeted me and immediately knew I was a first timer, complimented my looks and took me to the back.

I get undressed and lay face down and in comes an older Japanese woman with big fake C cups wearing a very tight and very short black dress. The massage was terrible to say the least. On the turn, she was gently touching my body and my hands began to wander. Her kitty was soaking wet and she asked what I wanted, I said everything. Tipped a ben and I was off.

Overall experience was pretty good. Nancy was a little old for my taste, looked late 30's to early 40's heavy makeup. I might go again in hopes for someone younger.

Had Nancy a week ago. She was terrible, the worst I have ever had at Puente. Nice tits, crappy massage then blocking me from going deep. I put her into doggie and shoved a finger in her ass I was so pissed off. Avoid. And she isn't japanese, she is Korean.

[AverageDude91]

Stinky pussy is the worst pussy! When Linda started getting that high mileage smell I stopped going. Don't take that much time to use a vina get wash. They so busy they can't take a 25 minute break? That's what I think!

I posted a similar smell experience to the wrong forum, some of you helped me figure out the right Pho 2 months or so ago. I eventually went in close to opening and the smell was just very strong. I couldn't follow through. Still, I can see why they are popular.

[Mong Kong]

Just recently got into the hobby. For my first time, I decided to got puente since it seems to have the best reviews.

Went around noon, saw a couple LE around and got a bit nervous. I drove around the block a few times in hopes of then leaving. A couple other customers went in so they seemed to be pretty busy. I eventually mustered the courage to go in. MMS greeted me and immediately knew I was a first timer, complimented my looks and took me to the back.

I get undressed and lay face down and in comes an older Japanese woman with big fake C cups wearing a very tight and very short black dress. The massage was terrible to say the least. On the turn, she was gently touching my body and my hands began to wander. Her kitty was soaking wet and she asked what I wanted, I said everything. Tipped a ben and I was off.

Overall experience was pretty good. Nancy was a little old for my taste, looked late 30's to early 40's heavy makeup. I might go again in hopes for someone younger.

Just a note. If late 30's to early 40's is too old for you, you may be quickly disillusioned with AMP's.

[Willie23]

Just recently got into the hobby. For my first time, I decided to got puente since it seems to have the best reviews.

Went around noon, saw a couple LE around and got a bit nervous. I drove around the block a few times in hopes of then leaving. A couple other customers went in so they seemed to be pretty busy. I eventually mustered the courage to go in. MMS greeted me and immediately knew I was a first timer, complimented my looks and took me to the back.

I get undressed and lay face down and in comes an older Japanese woman with big fake C cups wearing a very tight and very short black dress. The massage was terrible to say the least. On the turn, she was gently touching my body and my hands began to wander. Her kitty was soaking wet and she asked what I wanted, I said everything. Tipped a ben and I was off.

Overall experience was pretty good. Nancy was a little old for my taste, looked late 30's to early 40's heavy makeup. I might go again in hopes for someone younger.

Outstanding first review. I have to say, with older Asian ladies in the SGV, it may be possible to get what you got for an $80 tip or so. Oh, and for us mongers who like the older ladies, name and day is useful. Typically at AMPs, ladies will have a regular schedule. Some working as few as 2 days a week at a particular location.