Massage Parlor Reports

[Member #6748]

I've gone to Asian Magic Health in Ashburn a few times now. I like to go there because the massages are actually pretty good, and the price is not so bad. There are mainly older Chinese ladies here, but they tease a lot without actually hitting that one spot. I've never been able to get any kind of HE here. I do notice that they keep a box of tissues and paper towels in the rooms though. I guess that's for if they tease you so much you need to take matters into your own hands.

You will never get any HE from this place. I've been going there for a couple of years now because they take my insurance for treatment of lower back pain.

[Roamin Roman]

Got it. Still wondering what the camel toe slide is?

Imagine the way a hotdog lays in a bun.

The girl doesn't insert you, but instead applies lube onto the underside of your shaft and then slides up-and-down its length until you shoot your load. It's a rather nice technique, to say the least.

[BillyDWilliams]

Got it. Still wondering what the camel toe slide is?

I was attempting to try and upload and image but just google it and it should be clear.

[BillyDWilliams]

This doesn't sound like Top Therapy in Manassas. They don't have a TS or private rooms. This must be the other Top Therapy in NOVA.

Yes this place is in Falls Church.

[BillyDWilliams]

What is a BB Camel Toe Slide? Trying to picture it. Did she completely go nude? Before I venture to Manassas and get a haircut next door and then slide over to TT, I want to make sure I understand what "may be" on the menu. Of course I understand YMMV because I have never gotten more than a fully otc handshake. Maybe there is a new provider there.

I didn't get BBFS but more BB slide and yes this was fully nude! However this TT was in Falls Church. Hopefully that helps! You can always PM me for any details.

[Miketastic69]

This doesn't sound like Top Therapy in Manassas. They don't have a TS or private rooms. This must be the other Top Therapy in NOVA.

Got it. Still wondering what the camel toe slide is?

[Birdo]

If anyone has digits or location of the Angels, please pm me.

Thanks,

Happy Guy 2.

-now unhappy!

I could not agree more with Happyuy 2. Coco was my absolute favorite.

She always treated this old guy like a king, just a doll.

I also would like info if available.

Thanks.

Birdo.

[Happy Guy 2]

Terrible. It's really rough without the girls from Angels. I hope they are doing well.

If anyone has digits or location of the Angels, please pm me.

Thanks,

Happy Guy 2.

-now unhappy!

[NyHornet]

What is a BB Camel Toe Slide? Trying to picture it. Did she completely go nude? Before I venture to Manassas and get a haircut next door and then slide over to TT, I want to make sure I understand what "may be" on the menu. Of course I understand YMMV because I have never gotten more than a fully otc handshake. Maybe there is a new provider there.

This doesn't sound like Top Therapy in Manassas. They don't have a TS or private rooms. This must be the other Top Therapy in NOVA.

[ShyGuyAtlanta]

I am travelling to Dulles area and was hoping for a decent CAMP or KAMP. Nothing fancy just decent massage with goo HE. Any suggestions would be welcome, or PM me for the juicy bits.

Thanks.

[Miketastic69]

Well I had a dream I stepped out of my usual zone and went into the VA scene and ended up at TT. I searched the forum and haven't seen anything posted in a while, so I wasn't sure what to expect. My intent was that I really needed a good massage, so I wasn't really concerned with anything else. I was greeted at the door by a very pleasant woman in her 30-40's and went directly to the room to change. She was really nice and had a great personality, was a bit on the heavy side. TS was usual and asked before washing the special areas to ensure it was ok, LOL. Back to the room and she started the massage. I was thinking initially that I was going to have another therapist do the TS and massage, but that didn't happen, so I just shrugged and kept it moving. The massage was actually pretty decent, I actually needed my back worked out and she didn't do that bad. Nothing spectacular, but it wasn't bad either. Some other spots I have been to, the massage is not even worth discussing. Anyhow, during the massage another therapist came in while I was on my back. She started talking to my therapist while she was massaging me and I was somewhat annoyed, thinking this blows! Then she came over and whispered in my ear (broken English: You sexy, enjoy you massage!) and rubbed my back and ran her fingers across my butt ever so gently. I turned to look at her and was wondering why she wasn't doing my massage. That is when I was able to figure out that my therapist was the only one there at the time I showed up, so she called her in and she showed up after I arrived. She was a slim girl with curly shoulder length hair, but didn't get her name but she was a cutie. Well, I was turned all the way up at this point! Back to the massage we go. The therapist used a hot towel (from the in room towel warmer +++) to clean up the oil and didn't have to leave the room. Then on the flip it was a little awkward, as she was a bit heavy and could't easily move around and get into certain positions comfortably. Ended up with a BB cowgirl camel-toe slide and left decently happy. I would definitely go back again, even to see the same therapist, just because she was very nice and personable and willing to please. I didn't get any of there names. But seems like my therapist has been noted on some older posts. Just search the threads.

What is a BB Camel Toe Slide? Trying to picture it. Did she completely go nude? Before I venture to Manassas and get a haircut next door and then slide over to TT, I want to make sure I understand what "may be" on the menu. Of course I understand YMMV because I have never gotten more than a fully otc handshake. Maybe there is a new provider there.

[BillyDWilliams]

Well I had a dream I stepped out of my usual zone and went into the VA scene and ended up at TT. I searched the forum and haven't seen anything posted in a while, so I wasn't sure what to expect. My intent was that I really needed a good massage, so I wasn't really concerned with anything else. I was greeted at the door by a very pleasant woman in her 30-40's and went directly to the room to change. She was really nice and had a great personality, was a bit on the heavy side. TS was usual and asked before washing the special areas to ensure it was ok, LOL. Back to the room and she started the massage. I was thinking initially that I was going to have another therapist do the TS and massage, but that didn't happen, so I just shrugged and kept it moving. The massage was actually pretty decent, I actually needed my back worked out and she didn't do that bad. Nothing spectacular, but it wasn't bad either. Some other spots I have been to, the massage is not even worth discussing. Anyhow, during the massage another therapist came in while I was on my back. She started talking to my therapist while she was massaging me and I was somewhat annoyed, thinking this blows! Then she came over and whispered in my ear (broken English: You sexy, enjoy you massage!) and rubbed my back and ran her fingers across my butt ever so gently. I turned to look at her and was wondering why she wasn't doing my massage. That is when I was able to figure out that my therapist was the only one there at the time I showed up, so she called her in and she showed up after I arrived. She was a slim girl with curly shoulder length hair, but didn't get her name but she was a cutie. Well, I was turned all the way up at this point! Back to the massage we go. The therapist used a hot towel (from the in room towel warmer +++) to clean up the oil and didn't have to leave the room. Then on the flip it was a little awkward, as she was a bit heavy and could't easily move around and get into certain positions comfortably. Ended up with a BB cowgirl camel-toe slide and left decently happy. I would definitely go back again, even to see the same therapist, just because she was very nice and personable and willing to please. I didn't get any of there names. But seems like my therapist has been noted on some older posts. Just search the threads.

[ShoRyuKen]

Avoid Diamond. She is good looking, and one can tell she's used to treating her patients poorly and getting away with it because of her looks. Don't let little head get the best of you gents. Bad massage, diva attitude, greedy, don't waste your time on this lady.

Terrible. It's really rough without the girls from Angels. I hope they are doing well.

[Serpico99]

I went to the place today and also asked for Scarlet. They don't like you asking for her! Got grilled on how I knew her and was told why you want to marry her?? .

This was expected, as the first couple of reviews were very positive, so every monger and his brother and cousin probably started hitting up this place and asking for Scarlett. Not trying to dissuade anyone from posting glowing reviews but this is the downside. Too much glowing positive reviews on a certain provider or place will see them book up quickly and then things turn for the worse, just like the above. Or the providers start stacking up appointments right after one another and a monger gets shorted on time and they are rushing mongers out the door just to get to the next appointment.

[The Nub]

I've been a VIP member for many years. Hadn't contributed in a while but that doesn't mean I haven't been active in the hobby. But I felt obligated to report this and save my fellow hobbyist from wasting their hard earned money.

Visited the place and drew Diamond. She is hot, and I was exited I drew her due to recent reports, however it was the worst disappointment in a long time.

First of all, she accepted the donation for a 1 hr massage. Massage was weak. 15 mins into the session phone rang, and she must have accepted another appointment and decided to short me on time, because 5 minutes later she asked me to flip. It had been barely 20 mins, no exaggeration, and she was calling the massage over and moving on to the relaxation. I reminded her I had asked and paid for 1 hr and she got pissy and tried to tell me nobody does 1 hr, that the hour is really 45 mins at most. But literally it had been 20 mins since I walked in the place.

I was starting to feel a really nasty, condescending attitude from her, so I let it go and we moved on to the end of the session. However, this wasn't any better. She wanted the thank yous up front, and my word wasn't enough, she had me get off the table to get turn over the thank yous first. And for the 0. 6 I had a lousy release, no roaming, clearly trying to upscale even more for roaming. Horrible attitude. I took a lot longer to relax due to her bad attitude, and despite that I was in out of the place in 35 minutes.

Avoid Diamond. She is good looking, and one can tell she's used to treating her patients poorly and getting away with it because of her looks. Don't let little head get the best of you gents. Bad massage, diva attitude, greedy, don't waste your time on this lady.