Massage Parlor Reports

**DutchCourage3** · 08-31-17 16:00

So been here about five times. Had the same lady every time and have never seen more than one girl there.

She's probably average for MPs in my book looks wise.

She has a pretty strong massage I always have to tell her to go softer. That being said I personally think the massage is pretty damn good. Never once left unsatisfied. Always 70/40.

Two cons, there is no teasing, and the table shower always leaves me shivering.

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...-0155/30816523

**DutchCourage3** · 08-31-17 15:49

I don't have a link because she takes it down pretty often. She advertises off massage section on BP.
But if you see the words brazil or San Paulo it's her.
She is pretty damn hot but totally legit, no extras. Will and have repeated quite a few times. $75 hour.

**Cecil0042** · 08-31-17 11:43

Very cute for those interested:

**ABigDog** · 08-31-17 10:50

Originally Posted by Rogmaes [View Original Post]

This is what's so beneficial from this forum. Reading this has saved me time and money from visiting some self-centred diva. Thanks!

nice report

**ThugsCry** · 08-31-17 09:35

Originally Posted by Bruce248 [View Original Post]

Yoyo is at Anna's Madison Heights location. Pretty easy to find.

Hi I visited yoyo here too. Easy to find and overall good experience.

**HumanSizedAnt** · 08-31-17 00:59

Goodevening, all.

I've just moved to the area and am one to frequent AMP's. I've been doing so about once a month for a year or two, and have only had many great experiences. Lurking through this board, I've narrowed my options of a new home base down to The Massage Room in Dearborn, really the only one I can get more info on at the moment, any tips or advice for this area specifically? Any recommendations? Thanks!

**Marvel1** · 08-30-17 23:50

A couple of weeks back visited Saigon, Ebony.

Called ahead, waited for about 15 minutes, not sure where the communication break down was. Anyway once she arrives she recognizes me. I receive the usual rub down which is decent enough to relax me. Seems like the rub is getting shorter and there were no hot stones this time. I'm OK with this as the light brush of the nails comes sooner, which I love. On the flip she knows what is going to go down, except this time the results are a bit different. I give her a massage for about 20-30 minutes and during this I am working hard to get her going as well. I figure it couldn't hurt for her to enjoy the ending as well. I'm paying special attention to her parts and I can tell from her vocal response it is working. Now she doesn't have big breasts by any stretch but they are natural and she loves to have them kissed / sucked. I let her know I am finished with her massage and she gets up and asks if I mind if she finishes me while laying down? OK. She says she is all horny now and has to orgasm. OK. She lays down and gives me a BBBJ on her side while she rubs her clit. I ask if I can assist, she says yes and I'm off to the races. I ask where do I finish as she does not allow CIM, she says on my stomach / chest. OK. This was by far and away the best BBBJ I have had from Ebony. She really got into it more so than ever before. We get each other cleaned up, I tip her the std $. 1 for the hour and I am out. Total visit was just over the hour, if not for the mutual massage I would have been done in 40 minutes. Still one of my favorites.

**Marvel1** · 08-30-17 23:37

Originally Posted by PaulWall [View Original Post]

Has anyone been to New Era Massage in St Claire Shores? The masseuse Amy looks so familiar. Anyone had any extras?

Never have been but after about 10 minutes searching I'm going to take a hard pass on that one for anything other than a legit massage.

**Rogmaes** · 08-30-17 22:58

Originally Posted by SingDong99 [View Original Post]

Finally bit the bullet and saw Tiffany. Normally I am a 60 min guy, but for whatever reason I opted for the hh. Everything else reported here re: parking and the physical location was on point. Definitely park in the back, avoid the entire nail spa by walking in that way.

Tiffany is definitely well above average as far as AMP SP's go. She collected the $40 house fee and left me to undress. She came back and gave a mediocre (at best) massage. It's worth pointing out I laid there for nearly 10 minutes before she came in. I had a 2:00 pm appointment, and she walked in at 2:10.

The flip came maybe 7 minutes or so into the appointment when she asked me what I wanted. This is where it got a little weird. I had left a stack of $20's on top my clothes (it was $80 but she couldn't tell by how it was placed). She asked me what I wanted. I told her bodyslide and BJ. She said that was $100, I told her $80 (sorry, I refuse to use the cryptic $ or $.8 vernacular found on this site. Is it that hard to type $80? Anyway, she said BJ is always at least $100. I said OK, but then she said I needed a condom. I told her no way, I don't do that for BJ, and I'm clean. She says she only does that for regulars who only go to her. I told her I just had a physical and I'm clean (true story). So finally she agrees to BBBJ for $100, but I can't come in her mouth. At this point I lose interest and told her just to do the body slide for $80. Honestly, I couldn't have been less turned on. I hate negotiating once things get going. If I wanted a BBBJ I could get that for my wife without the CIM. I'm in an open marriage so none of this is a big deal for us, and probably why I just wasn't thinking with the little head like many guys might (no judgement there).

So she gets naked (including thong) and after all the negotiation I'm just not turned on. Yeah, she's got a way better than average AMP body. But the personality sucks. I'm a good looking 40 yr old guy so I don't know what her deal was. The body slide was good, she literally tried twice to slip it in (believe it or not after all that about "being safe") but I held her off. Finished on my chest and hers and was out of there at 2:26. That's right, literally 16 minutes after she came in the room.

I won't repeat. She seems to be suffering from GPS. I told her about friends who paid less and she says people post stuff to bring her prices down but she's not doing that anymore. OK, whatevs.

For what it's worth, her D-bolt ons are over the muscle (ew) and I'm pretty sure her grill is all fake. Not that I care. But my wife has fake D's that put those to shame. Ladies, spend the extra bucks and recovery time getting them done right, so they don't feel like softballs attached to your chest.

Be safe out there.

This is what's so beneficial from this forum. Reading this has saved me time and money from visiting some self-centred diva. Thanks!

**JazzyJaco2** · 08-30-17 20:42

On hiatus? Or retired? Hasn't posted in a while. Would love to see her.

**Paul Wall** · 08-30-17 18:49

Has anyone been to New Era Massage in St Claire Shores? The masseuse Amy looks so familiar. Anyone had any extras?

**Hotcarl76** · 08-30-17 18:24

Stopped by here on Monday late morning. Had a great experience, as documented about 2-3 weeks ago w / bella. This time I met Nana, who looked familiar but not sure where from. Perhaps Accu at 7/ Tele?? I have no fricken idea where she came from but she said she recognized me- ohh shit. She had to be early 30's, fake tits, moderate build, not skinny but not fat either, real pretty eye makeup and blonde hair. As often the case, these little chicks see me as a challenge to massage as I am a human brick. She wanted to give me a deep massage. I obliged and she did a fairly good job for the 30-35 min of massage time which included in-depth work on legs and feet which I love. I made my move, my signature move which is, "you must be getting tired, I will massage you". It works 85-90% of the time. She peeled her outfit off, completely nude and I massaged her with oil and worked my way down until I was massaging her pussy from behind and fingered her for a bit before she was moaning. This turned into me going to town, eating her out for 5-7 min. I gradually slid my way up and was grinding on her but her big head prevailed and I rolled over and relaxed while she got up and sucked on my dick bbj for a minute before she slid the cover on. She went apeshit riding me an about 5 min later I exploded. I loved the fact that she was enjoying me genuinely and she didn't break in the middle of the action to get a financial commitment from me. She never mentioned $$ and I ended up giving her 1. 2 on the way out, after giving 0. 8 to the house. So, yes its 2. 0 total. I would repeat, don't often, will probably go again when bored in a month or so. Need some American pussy.

**SingDong99** · 08-30-17 18:23

Finally bit the bullet and saw Tiffany. Normally I am a 60 min guy, but for whatever reason I opted for the hh. Everything else reported here re: parking and the physical location was on point. Definitely park in the back, avoid the entire nail spa by walking in that way.

Tiffany is definitely well above average as far as AMP SP's go. She collected the $40 house fee and left me to undress. She came back and gave a mediocre (at best) massage. It's worth pointing out I laid there for nearly 10 minutes before she came in. I had a 2:00 pm appointment, and she walked in at 2:10.

The flip came maybe 7 minutes or so into the appointment when she asked me what I wanted. This is where it got a little weird. I had left a stack of $20's on top my clothes (it was $80 but she couldn't tell by how it was placed). She asked me what I wanted. I told her bodyslide and BJ. She said that was $100, I told her $80 (sorry, I refuse to use the cryptic $ or $.8 vernacular found on this site. Is it that hard to type $80? Anyway, she said BJ is always at least $100. I said OK, but then she said I needed a condom. I told her no way, I don't do that for BJ, and I'm clean. She says she only does that for regulars who only go to her. I told her I just had a physical and I'm clean (true story). So finally she agrees to BBBJ for $100, but I can't come in her mouth. At this point I lose interest and told her just to do the body slide for $80. Honestly, I couldn't have been less turned on. I hate negotiating once things get going. If I wanted a BBBJ I could get that for my wife without the CIM. I'm in an open marriage so none of this is a big deal for us, and probably why I just wasn't thinking with the little head like many guys might (no judgement there).

So she gets naked (including thong) and after all the negotiation I'm just not turned on. Yeah, she's got a way better than average AMP body. But the personality sucks. I'm a good looking 40 yr old guy so I don't know what her deal was. The body slide was good, she literally tried twice to slip it in (believe it or not after all that about "being safe") but I held her off. Finished on my chest and hers and was out of there at 2:26. That's right, literally 16 minutes after she came in the room.

I won't repeat. She seems to be suffering from GPS. I told her about friends who paid less and she says people post stuff to bring her prices down but she's not doing that anymore. OK, whatevs.

For what it's worth, her D-bolt ons are over the muscle (ew) and I'm pretty sure her grill is all fake. Not that I care. But my wife has fake D's that put those to shame. Ladies, spend the extra bucks and recovery time getting them done right, so they don't feel like softballs attached to your chest.

Be safe out there.

**Hotcarl76** · 08-30-17 18:10

Originally Posted by Rogmaes [View Original Post]

Hotcarl, you the man! You should be inducted in the Detroit Massage Parlor Monger Hall of Fame. Quite an achievement. Why only 2 times? I'd bang her at least once a month if I could.

Hahaha. Variety is the spice of life!

**BiggDogg78** · 08-30-17 16:42

Originally Posted by DangleMan [View Original Post]

Under "photo nail design". Like 4-5 pictures down. There is a Caucasian male and female with an Asian lady in the middle smiling. That's her. Very pretty.

Thanks. I checked the link once and was able to see a few ladies, so I believe I saw her. Very pretty.