Massage Parlor Reports

**SingDong99** · 08-30-17 18:23

Finally bit the bullet and saw Tiffany. Normally I am a 60 min guy, but for whatever reason I opted for the hh. Everything else reported here re: parking and the physical location was on point. Definitely park in the back, avoid the entire nail spa by walking in that way.

Tiffany is definitely well above average as far as AMP SP's go. She collected the $40 house fee and left me to undress. She came back and gave a mediocre (at best) massage. It's worth pointing out I laid there for nearly 10 minutes before she came in. I had a 2:00 pm appointment, and she walked in at 2:10.

The flip came maybe 7 minutes or so into the appointment when she asked me what I wanted. This is where it got a little weird. I had left a stack of $20's on top my clothes (it was $80 but she couldn't tell by how it was placed). She asked me what I wanted. I told her bodyslide and BJ. She said that was $100, I told her $80 (sorry, I refuse to use the cryptic $ or $.8 vernacular found on this site. Is it that hard to type $80? Anyway, she said BJ is always at least $100. I said OK, but then she said I needed a condom. I told her no way, I don't do that for BJ, and I'm clean. She says she only does that for regulars who only go to her. I told her I just had a physical and I'm clean (true story). So finally she agrees to BBBJ for $100, but I can't come in her mouth. At this point I lose interest and told her just to do the body slide for $80. Honestly, I couldn't have been less turned on. I hate negotiating once things get going. If I wanted a BBBJ I could get that for my wife without the CIM. I'm in an open marriage so none of this is a big deal for us, and probably why I just wasn't thinking with the little head like many guys might (no judgement there).

So she gets naked (including thong) and after all the negotiation I'm just not turned on. Yeah, she's got a way better than average AMP body. But the personality sucks. I'm a good looking 40 yr old guy so I don't know what her deal was. The body slide was good, she literally tried twice to slip it in (believe it or not after all that about "being safe") but I held her off. Finished on my chest and hers and was out of there at 2:26. That's right, literally 16 minutes after she came in the room.

I won't repeat. She seems to be suffering from GPS. I told her about friends who paid less and she says people post stuff to bring her prices down but she's not doing that anymore. OK, whatevs.

For what it's worth, her D-bolt ons are over the muscle (ew) and I'm pretty sure her grill is all fake. Not that I care. But my wife has fake D's that put those to shame. Ladies, spend the extra bucks and recovery time getting them done right, so they don't feel like softballs attached to your chest.

Be safe out there.

**Hotcarl76** · 08-30-17 18:10

Originally Posted by Rogmaes [View Original Post]

Hotcarl, you the man! You should be inducted in the Detroit Massage Parlor Monger Hall of Fame. Quite an achievement. Why only 2 times? I'd bang her at least once a month if I could.

Hahaha. Variety is the spice of life!

**BiggDogg78** · 08-30-17 16:42

Originally Posted by DangleMan [View Original Post]

Under "photo nail design". Like 4-5 pictures down. There is a Caucasian male and female with an Asian lady in the middle smiling. That's her. Very pretty.

Thanks. I checked the link once and was able to see a few ladies, so I believe I saw her. Very pretty.

**BoredAf1** · 08-30-17 16:12

http://detroit.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/🅒127323;127320;127314;127322;127319;127316;127329;127316;-amazing-new-faces /28178975.

Try this one off backpage. Worst place ever. The woman there are in there 40+ and worst massage ever. Fake ads. Cost was 160 for FS. Don't recommend. At that price go to the place on 14 i75 for younger girls. Oh yea didn't get 30 min already kick out.

**Rogmaes** · 08-30-17 14:38

Originally Posted by Hotcarl76 [View Original Post]

I now have to look out for the troll Hee-jung because she will dispute my experience, but I had that ass 2 x! Ate her pussy out both times (this is probably 2013 or 2014) and she got so wet, she coudnt say no. Finished once inside and another time on her ass standing up after her leg was too tired.

Hotcarl, you the man! You should be inducted in the Detroit Massage Parlor Monger Hall of Fame. Quite an achievement. Why only 2 times? I'd bang her at least once a month if I could.

**Rogmaes** · 08-30-17 14:16

Originally Posted by Guwman [View Original Post]

My regular visit to ACU was last night. I learned that Lisa had left but I was encouraged to sample the new girl, Nana. She was a very pretty Korean with a body almost identical to Lisa's. She was rather quiet but answered my questions when asked. English was pretty good. Another Flushing babe. The massage was a Swedish type; long flowing strokes with light pressure. I usually like it very firm but I decided to let nature take its course. It was actually very enjoyable. But the real enjoyment was yet to come. When the HJ began, I slid her top up to reveal her Lisa-like tits. After further review, I determined that I needed to slide her white yoga pants down to play with her ass. No resistance. So, I put my finger in her honeypot from behind. All the while, she was really working my prong with two hands. Her face was about 2 inches away. She was rewarded with a white streamer from her chin to her ear. What a trooper! She kept on stroking until I was empty. Nana took one FROM the team. Super session. She was pleased with $40 tip.

I saw Nana today. Your post is quite accurate. She is a Lisa clone. Cici insisted I have a session with Nana "You try new girl. She very good". I would consider that an understatement. She is great! Might be a few years younger than Lisa. Don't forget, Lisa is 58+ years old.

**SingDong99** · 08-30-17 11:06

Saigon Spa website is down. They have exceeded their bandwidth limitations LMAO! Couldn't be because a bunch of dudes from this site wanted to go see Tiffany's picture, could it?

Sadly I did not get there in time. Love to see a pic if someone happened to have saved one.

**DangleMan** · 08-30-17 10:05

Originally Posted by EricTheReddit [View Original Post]

There is a back entrance by the parking lot.

Park in the back. Go down a hallway. Enter in the back of the salon.

**EricTheReddit** · 08-30-17 10:04

Originally Posted by PowerHouse1 [View Original Post]

Isn't it awkward going there and have women there getting their nails done and see dudes walk in for massages?

There is a back entrance by the parking lot.

**Guwman** · 08-30-17 09:08

Originally Posted by DangleMan [View Original Post]

I'm getting done with Asians. Most are old. And I feel.

Guilty with all the potential trafficking that could be occurring.

Anyone suggest any good Americans. Preferably UTR. I don't need full service. I just like a good time. I recently saw Kay and she was great.

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...-8604/29366424

**NeverTell** · 08-30-17 07:01

Went back to the place on Monroe in Dearborn. Three ladies sitting in the office. I wanted to see Sasha again but didn't recognize any of these ladies so I asked if Sasha was working. They all laughed. Apparently one of them was Sasha. Long story short I asked for a 90 minute massage. Sasha gave a great massage on my back with lots of teasing for about an hour then had me flip. She provided a standard HJ that did the deed and allowed UTC rooming up top. And OTC down below. She might have allowed more but I didn't try. Then moved on to finish the massage with the remainder of the time. Got the full 90 minutes for 90 bucks. She has a fun personality. I'd rate overall experience a 7 out off 10 and worth repeating. I tipped 60 (felt I should compensate for the extra 30 minutes of her time I used).

**NeverTell** · 08-30-17 06:49

Originally Posted by Michiganman87 [View Original Post]

I see m1 mentioned alot, where is it anyway?

http://bfy.tw/DeJK

**AnotherMan** · 08-30-17 03:50

Originally Posted by HoldenCaul [View Original Post]

You really don't have to say you've been there before to try and fool her, for one thing you can't she has a photographic memory, and also it doesn't really matter. You can always get the same service as anyone else as long as you pass the entrance exam (no knife, etc.). Anyway yeah you got the older spinner (not sure of name), which is decent but Yellow and Momo are way better. Go again and now that mama recognizes you, it shouldn't be a problem as long as they are available. P.S. Momo was out last week and sounds like she might be for a couple more. Yellow is there though.

Well, I had seen a previous post where a first timer said all he came out with was a massage. I didn't want to end up like him LOL.

**DangleMan** · 08-29-17 23:40

I'm getting done with Asians. Most are old. And I feel.

Guilty with all the potential trafficking that could be occurring.

Anyone suggest any good Americans. Preferably UTR. I don't need full service. I just like a good time. I recently saw Kay and she was great.

**PowerHouse1** · 08-29-17 23:17

Originally Posted by SingDong99 [View Original Post]

Was just online reading their Yelp reviews and came across the following comment:

". And we all know about the massages. Ew!

So apparently some of the female clientele know what's going on here. In general, the reviews of the place suck for people who are getting nails done, and there are many complaints about them not using clean tools and other hygiene related issues.

One last thing. I was wondering if anyone recognizes Tiffany from their website under the "Gallery" tab. http://saigonnailspaferndale.com/.

Be safe!

Isn't it awkward going there and have women there getting their nails done and see dudes walk in for massages?