Massage Parlor Reports

**BlueSkyBlue** · 08-30-17 21:51

Originally Posted by ZooGuy1959 [View Original Post]

Have never had one; would appreciate knowing your experiences.

Thank you.

You asked for my experiences honestly I've had many.

To Start with, the table shower is basically a girl slowly washing you with a water sprayer and usually it's a very soft gentle touch, so for me it's basically a different type of sensual massage.

If you like to get naked and have a girl soap your body up and then wash you off then it's a fun thing however:

When do you get a table shower before the massage or after?

If you know you're going to fuck or you want to give the girl a clue that you're up for a play get the table shower before the girl wants to make sure you're clean and she wants to make sure you're interested in paying for playing that's the right time.

Most of the time, my experiences Is that I want to get a good massage a nice oil Handjob and then a table shower.

My body is relaxed and a slow sensual girls hands playing with my balls and making sure my ass and cock are very clean is very enjoyable.

However most girls that talk to me as friends tell me the table shower is dirty and a lot of guys have shot there loads there.

Most girls advise me， don't take a table shower because it's dirty.

Just to share a very bad experience one of you evil son of a *s pissed in the shampoo bottle one time (Bernardo massage over four years ago) I went home covered in fucking Piss and had to re shower.

Bottom line enjoyable experience but there are sanitary hazards to be aware of.

For what it's worth I haven't had one for over a year and Iget a massage At least two times a week.

But when I have to go somewhere (like back to work) and wanted to be clean ( not covered in oil ) the table shower is definitely the way to go if it is offered.

**CduBonusG** · 08-30-17 19:34

I went to this place a couple weeks ago after reading a previous reviews. This is the one by the high school. The weird thing was the place smelled absolutely terrible. It actually smelled like adult diapers like maybe they are taking care of an elderly relative in there or something. That's the only explanation I could come up with. The smell permeated the whole place even in the room. Mama gave me a massage and it was fun but I won't return due to the smell.

**JayLake** · 08-30-17 16:51

Originally Posted by HeyTim [View Original Post]

It's been a long time but broke and in need today I stopped by to see the ditzy blonde swede across from Costco Mission Valley. Long time readers may be familiar with the $41.50 hand job, hot dog, and soda combo I pioneered a few years ago and I'm here to tell you that the special still exists. The HJ is still mediocre and she talks too much, but for $40 (plus a dollar fifty on the way out) you can be back at work in 30 minutes, lighter by one load and fed.

(619) 319-0873.

Ha yea I've seen her. She's not at all good looking in either face nor body but she gave me a CBJ for a $10 tip and she is cheap. Also this is more of a craigslist ad section since that's where she posts and is independent.

**Hey Tim** · 08-30-17 13:15

It's been a long time but broke and in need today I stopped by to see the ditzy blonde swede across from Costco Mission Valley. Long time readers may be familiar with the $41.50 hand job, hot dog, and soda combo I pioneered a few years ago and I'm here to tell you that the special still exists. The HJ is still mediocre and she talks too much, but for $40 (plus a dollar fifty on the way out) you can be back at work in 30 minutes, lighter by one load and fed.

(619) 319-0873.

**Hey Tim** · 08-30-17 13:11

Originally Posted by Bwetfan [View Original Post]

Just my biases and anecdotal experiences, but I've never been too big of a fan of the PB massage joints. The only one I remember fondly was what seemed to be a one-girl operation above an oil-change place on Garnet near Mission Bay Drive, next to Wienerschnitzel. But that place closed over 15 years ago!

I used to visit that girl every three months or 3,000 miles. My car has never been as well maintained as it was before that place closed!

**Lascivious** · 08-30-17 12:10

Originally Posted by ZooGuy1959 [View Original Post]

Have never had one; would appreciate knowing your experiences.

Thank you.

Table showers are great once you get over the ick factor, wallowing on a surface that another jizz-glazed monger was just on.

Just like massages, it depends on your girl. They can be just as good or better than the massage part. I've paid an extra 10 for two showers, before and after.

I've heard Viche showers in particular are supposed to be really great.

**Bwetfan** · 08-30-17 11:59

Originally Posted by Clayfish [View Original Post]

Saw this ad and was wondering if any one else has any experience with them.

http://sandiego.backpage.com/Therape...click/22743175

Just my biases and anecdotal experiences, but I've never been too big of a fan of the PB massage joints. The only one I remember fondly was what seemed to be a one-girl operation above an oil-change place on Garnet near Mission Bay Drive, next to Wienerschnitzel. But that place closed over 15 years ago!

**Jason619** · 08-30-17 10:21

Went on a Tuesday around Noon. Lot was pretty full, but seemed empty in the actual place. Girl at door was the masseuse and looked decent (believe her name was Kaykay), 6 or 7, bit old, I'd say high 30's to low 40's, petite body with B's and a tight frame. Paid 40 for the half hr and 120. Good massage with lots of play leads to the real fun, quick CBJ and various positions, no rush. Tight and fun lady. Talked while getting dressed, gave me a water and mint then was on my way. Like this place because it's less than the typical 60 + 140 spots and still delivers pretty well. Michelle's will be next for me, expecting Pine level quality there.

**Pete8911** · 08-30-17 10:09

Originally Posted by ZooGuy1959 [View Original Post]

Have never had one; would appreciate knowing your experiences.

Thank you.

They're nice. If you're with a girl that will give you two pops for an hour, it's good for recovery in-between. If it's with a new girl, it's a good way to see how playful she is. It feels nice either way.

**Zoo Guy1959** · 08-30-17 06:48

Have never had one; would appreciate knowing your experiences.

Thank you.

**ClayFish** · 08-30-17 03:36

Saw this ad and was wondering if any one else has any experience with them.

http://sandiego.backpage.com/Therape...click/22743175

**Jimmyliu** · 08-30-17 01:31

Noticed a new massage place near qualcomm from random nearby apps. It seems legit with traditional Chinese cupping available.

The massage lady has a decent look and wear traditional Chinese dresses. If anyone is interested, inbox for location and phone#number.

**FlyingVfr** · 08-29-17 12:42

Originally Posted by Honeyboy [View Original Post]

Which place in El Cajon is this? Also you mention this place was manual release, but then say you normally get HE for $40, so which is it?

"Manual release" means by her hand. HE.

**XxxDan** · 08-29-17 11:46

Originally Posted by HumpyDumpty [View Original Post]

Thank you for everyone who responded while I was visiting last week. I got a chance to visit 2 places on mira mesa.

http://sandiego.backpage.com/WomenSe...-mesa/25419304

Went to this place and rose was available. To my surprise, she is the one in the pic as ad says. Very typical go in, rub for a min and negotiation stats. Got her down to $1. 2 . She is younger early 20's beautiful face and solid body. Did her for good 15 min and left happy in less than 30 min. Overall $1. 6 . Mechanical but got the job done.

Also visited this location as I need a good massage with no expectations on extras.

Thanks for a great report. There seems to be a sister location with Japanese girls in the same ad on BP.

http://sandiego.backpage.com/WomenSe...-mesa/25419304

Not if the link does not come up, try search 7767 on BP.

**Hey Mr Dj** · 08-29-17 01:44

Originally Posted by Yunghung12 [View Original Post]

New joint opened up in town earlier this month. Or at least the ad says Grand Opening. Called Lux Spa in the park west, banker's hill area. They also go by Golden dragon Spa. I've been itching to try this place out because I commute passed this part of town and see it on my way to and from work, Also it looks like more homey and isn't next to a 7/11 or a Pizza Hut. Its literally right in the middle of a neighborhood near Balboa Park.

I was wondering if anyone has partaken. I lurk a lot and like to read more than actually sample the flavors that are out there (don't know why, watching and reading does it for me), but this place is just so close, I'm very curious about it. I have not found any reviews on it. 60/60 as per description on adds I've found on the internet.

There are 3 reviews on rubmaps https://www.rubmaps.com/erotic-massa...iego-ca-39311. If anyone has an account I would be grateful to know if this place is worth the time.

Reports say that this place is strictly legit.