Massage Parlor Reports

**ChuckFinley5** · 08-18-17 16:53

I didn't feel like a very important person under Cindy's care, to say the least. I decided to treat myself to a nice massage today to celebrate some good news, and splurged for the 90 minute session after thoroughly enjoying the 60 minute rubdown three previous times. Instead of being shown to my usual masseuse, I was introduced to an older, overweight woman named Cindy.

I felt every passing second of the ninety minutes. I think she actually ended up stiffing me by about twenty minutes, but I was grateful to go. For the first 45 minutes of the massage, she simply rand her hands in a slow figure eight on my upper back. There was no pressure. It felt like nothing. That's the kind of half-assed massage your wife gives you while she's watching The Great British Bake-Off.

Each time I was about to say something, she would stop and move elsewhere, and I'd think, "finally. " Then, right one cue, the slow figure eight would begin again. I'm nonconfrontational, but I finally got irritated enough to sit up and ask her to move to my legs or something, when I noticed that the door was wide open. I had to ask her to close it three times before she finally did. First, she closed it halfway. Then, she pressed the door against the frame, leaving it open just a crack. I insisted again, and it finally clicked shut.

After an hour of a massage in which I was doing the most of the work, not so subtly trying to direct her attention elsewhere while she wore a path in my back skin, she finally told me to flip over. However, rather than finishing it up and releasing me from this hell of my own devisement, she started demanding to know what I was going to tip her to finish the experience. I didn't want to answer, but she persisted, asking "how much? How much? How much?" Each time giving me a little pat. I simply kept saying, "yes, you'll get a tip," but she wanted numbers.

When it became clear that I wasn't going to answer, she answered for me. "Fifty dollar. " I shook my head. "Fifty dollar?" Nothing. "Fifty dollar, okay?" Nope. "Okay, fifty dollar. ".

I let her do what she did. Ended up thrusting a handful of fives and singles, no more than twenty bucks at her, and leaving before she could make a scene about it. She's lucky she got that. I left today ANYTHING but happy. Terrible massage, high pressure sales tactics, no relaxation at all.

Long story short, if Cindy is the only girl available, you are better served just walking away.

**Member #6711** · 08-18-17 13:19

My experience with lake was awful. I had great experiences with the girls at ygnd but lake was extremely controlling. There was a situation where I was debating doing two hours and I told lake I'd ask the girl what it entailed and she flipped out and said everything goes through her. Told me it was no longer available and was very rude about it. Two hours later I got a text saying I'd been blacklisted, which I immediately laughed because I'd always been very chill with the provider. So I asked why and she gave me a massive list of reasons that wasn't even close to my experience then told me she was the best in the business for years and kept 'flexing'. I moved on and just never went back and know for a fact that the girl in question did not blacklist me.

There's a long story with this but needless to say In my experience she made alot of mistakes that reflected on the girls and they got tired of it. Maybe some of you didn't experience what I did but I thought she was the absolute worst and glad to see karma get her back.

**BiggWest** · 08-18-17 12:32

Originally Posted by DirtyDuke [View Original Post]

Maybe it was just me but I had assumed Lake retired and that the girls just stayed together to form a new business. Apparently that's not the case as I saw an ad up today where Lake is looking for some new girls. I always thought Lake did a great job with scheduling and keeping everyone happy so I'm very interested to see who she brings on board. Anyone know what on earth happened to make her main talent leave to do their own thing?

Yes, I saw that also!

**BiggWest** · 08-18-17 11:12

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...takes/30838893

**DirtyDuke** · 08-18-17 09:45

Maybe it was just me but I had assumed Lake retired and that the girls just stayed together to form a new business. Apparently that's not the case as I saw an ad up today where Lake is looking for some new girls. I always thought Lake did a great job with scheduling and keeping everyone happy so I'm very interested to see who she brings on board. Anyone know what on earth happened to make her main talent leave to do their own thing?

**Rubs Are Fun** · 08-18-17 08:02

This looks like a new one in the Four Seasons Shopping Center in Chesterfield at Woods Mill and Olive. Anyone been there yet?

https://stlouis.craigslist.org/thp/d...268451405.html

**BobBob721** · 08-18-17 07:35

Anyone try EASYTIME ESCOURTS?

Are any of the pics real? What kind of services do they have?

**MeatHammer** · 08-17-17 23:19

Originally Posted by ChinnaSwami [View Original Post]

Haha. That's funny. So Lily's never changed from DIY to providing any extras?

I'm not sure. If you go to one place enough you'll find a nut. I only go here and still get mixed results. Never have the desk girl massage you. One is hot and young and one is old. They both are terrible. The rest are okay. I tip $10 to $30

http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/636-220-1588-‿-healthy-body-day-spa/28121963

Sorry link won't URL. Manchester day spa

**ChinnaSwami** · 08-17-17 18:03

Haha. That's funny. So Lily's never changed from DIY to providing any extras?

Originally Posted by MeatHammer [View Original Post]

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...ening/12215413

Finally a place where the whole family can DIY.

**MeatHammer** · 08-17-17 09:13

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...ening/12215413

Finally a place where the whole family can DIY.

**RamzTheMan** · 08-16-17 22:57

Been on the hunt for a decent Asian. Most are older women and aren't attractive. Any luck in some cute ones out there? Can you vouche for the services?

**LetsHaveFun72** · 08-16-17 15:32

Originally Posted by BoobsMcghee [View Original Post]

Ok so I got stood up by the clayton location yesterday and as an apology they are giving me a free hh with elaina but I was told to bring a tip for my therapist. How much should I bring? I don't want to over or under tip.

Was it Elaina that stood you up? If yes $50 is maybe a touch high. If no. Then I'd give a min of $50 to possibly up to $100 depending on her attitude and how she takes care of you.

**Apache77** · 08-15-17 15:30

I think I would tip $50 although some might think that was too high.

Originally Posted by BoobsMcghee [View Original Post]

Ok so I got stood up by the clayton location yesterday and as an apology they are giving me a free hh with elaina but I was told to bring a tip for my therapist. How much should I bring? I don't want to over or under tip.

**BoobsMcghee** · 08-15-17 11:30

Ok so I got stood up by the clayton location yesterday and as an apology they are giving me a free hh with elaina but I was told to bring a tip for my therapist. How much should I bring? I don't want to over or under tip.

**Illside667** · 08-15-17 02:42

http://stlouis.backpage.com/Therapeu...-5702/26460553

Tried this one out. Location was in hotel. The person that answers the phone I am pretty sure is not who I saw when I arrived. Asked for 130 or 150 but we settled at 100 I think. In fact I probably could have even given her less, I don't even know if she counted it or if she could count it. She just put it in the drawer. The girl was petite, probably mid 30's with a tattoo on her stomach. She didn't seem to speak much english at all but she did seem happy to see a guy that wasn't super old or overweight so I think she was enjoying it which was nice.

I laid on the bed and there was really no massage at all. Maybe some light stroking of my back for a second. It was really a FS not a massage. She had the cover already unwrapped and wrapped up in a tissue in the tissue box which I had never seen that before. I just used the one I brought.

The girl seemed nice enough and had a good attitude but based on location, price, and overall weird vibe of it all, I would not repeat.