Massage Parlor Reports

[NoVa Ranger]

I remember in the days before web sites, BP, Craig's List, etc. , there were personals in the classified ads plus advertising for spas in the Washington Post sports section.

The ads worth seeing were usually on the next to last page of the sports section. Frequently same page as the "box" scores.

[Harry Krevitz]

I would venture up to PG County. Cherry Acupressure, Tk, and Rising Sun should be better options for you.

M69,

I agree that these are good suggestions for additional services, but I would have to add VIP and TWBC to the top of that list. IMHO they are currently the top two in that area.

Happy Hunting, HK.

[Mustang946]

Those of us who started before the internet had no web sites, even email lists to rely on. In the LA area, I kept passing an "asian spa" on the way home from work. Stopped in one time (I was probably 22) and came across the world of AMP's. Early on. Didn't know much about tipping, how to ask, what to ask, but the gals helped me up my game. Then later came some internet Bulletin boards and we exchanged information. There was even a mongering group who would meet at a bar on occasion. I was surprised to find a high school classmate at one of those once. Funny later I was at a friends house and both of us were there with our wives - greetings sort of involved an added wink. Anyway, as JS said, you have so much more information than most of us had, go for it! No worries. Worst case usually you'll get a good massage. If so, tip the usual 15 - 20% of the price of the massage. If you get more, you can figure out how much based on reading this forum.

I remember in the days before web sites, BP, Craig's List, etc. , there were personals in the classified ads plus advertising for spas in the Washington Post sports section.

[Miketastic69]

Those of us who started before the internet had no web sites, even email lists to rely on. In the LA area, I kept passing an "asian spa" on the way home from work. Stopped in one time (I was probably 22) and came across the world of AMP's. Early on. Didn't know much about tipping, how to ask, what to ask, but the gals helped me up my game. Then later came some internet Bulletin boards and we exchanged information. There was even a mongering group who would meet at a bar on occasion. I was surprised to find a high school classmate at one of those once. Funny later I was at a friends house and both of us were there with our wives - greetings sort of involved an added wink. Anyway, as JS said, you have so much more information than most of us had, go for it! No worries. Worst case usually you'll get a good massage. If so, tip the usual 15 - 20% of the price of the massage. If you get more, you can figure out how much based on reading this forum.

I was stationed at the pentagon and would venture into DC for the night clubs. Walked into a place in a basement that had neon sign that said massage. I had not clue there would be extras, but after spending years abroad I had a hunch. Turns out there were options all the way up the menu and I started looking for those neon signs everywhere I went.

Take one for the team? There was no team! I took risks and made my own personal journal of places and faces. I am glad now that there is the Internet and forums. I must have spent a year or more salary toftt before I got onto the web just a few short years ago. Funny I still toftt now too. I still look for neon signs and try them out everywhere I travel. I do cross reference rub maps and this board but if nothing is written I still try. Worse case scenario I get my old back and legs worked out.

[MrSunnyHills]

You have two posts and in both of them you've asked essentially the same question. As much as everyone would like shortcuts in the hobby, there simply are none. The same advice that's served in years past is still the best way forward.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...=1#post3481198

If you've taken the time to read back through dozens or scores of pages in this forum, there's no way you could have missed the many reports of AMP experiences, both good and bad. If that's the case, then it's up to you to gather up a mixture of dollars and cojones and make the leap. Also, if you're waiting for a "sure thing" I think most mongers would agree with me that there's no such animal in the hobby. BTW, if taking a (reasonable) risk is not your thing, you might think about embarking on a different path. This is all one big casino. Some games have better odds, some worse. Some players are more skilled (or lucky) and others will lose the shirt off their back. But, no matter who the player or what the game, there are no risk-free rolls.

Those of us who started before the internet had no web sites, even email lists to rely on. In the LA area, I kept passing an "asian spa" on the way home from work. Stopped in one time (I was probably 22) and came across the world of AMP's. Early on. Didn't know much about tipping, how to ask, what to ask, but the gals helped me up my game. Then later came some internet Bulletin boards and we exchanged information. There was even a mongering group who would meet at a bar on occasion. I was surprised to find a high school classmate at one of those once. Funny later I was at a friends house and both of us were there with our wives - greetings sort of involved an added wink. Anyway, as JS said, you have so much more information than most of us had, go for it! No worries. Worst case usually you'll get a good massage. If so, tip the usual 15 - 20% of the price of the massage. If you get more, you can figure out how much based on reading this forum.

[JmSuttr]

Still no luck on finding somewhere I will take the dive into this. I'm not looking for anything behind a HE for my first time visiting an AMP in the NOVA area. But I'm just not seeing any place that jumps out at me enough. It feels like I'm taking a risk and I'm not into that. If anyone could PM me some places to try I would greatly appriciate it. I want my first experience to be a good one. Thanks.

You have two posts and in both of them you've asked essentially the same question. As much as everyone would like shortcuts in the hobby, there simply are none. The same advice that's served in years past is still the best way forward.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...=1#post3481198

If you've taken the time to read back through dozens or scores of pages in this forum, there's no way you could have missed the many reports of AMP experiences, both good and bad. If that's the case, then it's up to you to gather up a mixture of dollars and cojones and make the leap. Also, if you're waiting for a "sure thing" I think most mongers would agree with me that there's no such animal in the hobby. BTW, if taking a (reasonable) risk is not your thing, you might think about embarking on a different path. This is all one big casino. Some games have better odds, some worse. Some players are more skilled (or lucky) and others will lose the shirt off their back. But, no matter who the player or what the game, there are no risk-free rolls.

[Harley Dude 29]

Does anyone have any info on Edsall Therapy. It used to be NSP and a great place to visit. I know it changed management and style. But now I see more advertisements for them. If any trusted members can PM me with any experiences in recent times. How I miss the little dog mascot.

HD 29.

[AnuPuppy5]

Is it true Angel has lost it's great touch? Have not been there in 6 months and it used to be very nice.

Is Coco there? (The ultimate).

Wendy?

Jenny, Cindy, May, Candy?

Please PM me anything not appropriate to publish publically.

Thanks,

Happy Guy 2.

Jenny is not working there anymore. Just checked in yesterday.

There is new girl named kelly for few days, she is a winner but eventually she left as well.

The last time I visited there are only two Cindy and Lisa (I don't know if I'm spelling it right).

Thanks,

AP.

[Happy Guy 2]

Is it true Angel has lost it's great touch? Have not been there in 6 months and it used to be very nice.

Is Coco there? (The ultimate).

Wendy?

Jenny, Cindy, May, Candy?

Please PM me anything not appropriate to publish publically.

Thanks,

Happy Guy 2.

[Happy Guy 2]

Newbees:

Seems some have no luck and others have it all. Is it where you go? Or how you go in and act? I think attitude and smile and friendlyness go a long way. When you meet anyone. Be aware of how you are perceived.

My problem is as some said you can't get good massage in a HE place. But I have gone to several legit places and it turns into a HE by the time I leave. They are by that time joking and laughing and enjoying themselves. Problem is next time I can't get a serious massage the next time. I have heatd them say most vlients are serious and stern and uptight. . So they react that way.

Just visit a place and say hi, you want a card and what is pricing for when you have more time. If they give you a card and pricing and are not soliciting and friendly like trying to get you to stay for a massage, leave. If they seem friendly, smile a joke with them back, give them a hug, a pat on the tush (LE check) and if they rerurn the friendlyness, you are in for a good time. Be a little forward over friendly in a nice way.

If you are new and really nervous, tell them you are new and ask for help. Being touchy feely along the way. Reality is they know the game, why you are there and if they are going to play, they will help. Most are nice real people. If you get bad vibes leave before you pay. . and they might come after you with a hand in your crotch and say. I make you happy baby!

Remember, There are all types out there. Be nice, smile, polite, friendly and then if you get bad vibes, say goodbye and turn an go.

Good luck.

Happy Guy 2.

[CurtisMorris]

Who or what is the "Him or Her Spa"?

Watta confusion!

Try searching "For Him or Her Spa" and you may be able to tell what it is.

[Brandonn1233]

Still no luck on finding somewhere I will take the dive into this. I'm not looking for anything behind a HE for my first time visiting an AMP in the NOVA area. But I'm just not seeing any place that jumps out at me enough. It feels like I'm taking a risk and I'm not into that. If anyone could PM me some places to try I would greatly appriciate it. I want my first experience to be a good one. Thanks.

[Cash2274]

My back has been hurting for a couple of days. So I went to a legit massage therapist to hold me over until my next Chiropractor appointment next week.

Making an appointment was easy on their website. I used a coupon from a site called www. Localflavor. $45 for an hour of Thai massage.

I got Kit, who is a 50 something, unattractive provider. But who is excellent at her job. For those of you who have never had a Thai massage, it's a mixture of stretching, pressure, and accu-pressure. I asked for it to be deep and this woman had some of the strongest hands I've ever felt. It included the stretching and pressure as I noted before. She also had a walker in the room and did some nice back walking, including on my legs and butt. Session starts with a hot tea and foot bath. Ends with a hot tea as well.

I know it's not what everyone is looking for. But sometimes you just want a good deep massage, and this is a good place for it. I left her a $20 tip and was just slightly disappointed that the young hottie working the front desk wasn't my therapist!

http://www.chaanthaimassage.com/

[Jim Rob]

I get your point about bikini girls in adds. It's like seeing an add for a chevy for sale and you go to the dealership and they only sell bikes. They know what they're doing with those misleading adds. If I see an add for any AMP that has pics of candles, hot stones and maybe a generic add with someone getting a legit massage, but some of these adds look like the old phone sex numbers.

The add could say new young wet sluts to rub you all over all naked! You get to the AMP and it's a grandma that's so dry.

[Phoenix06]

Stopped by blusky in manassas the other day and got Tina as my provider. Although she looks like coco from m angels in ffx

I found her to be ok, massage was ok nothing special.

There is no shower there so no preamble to the massage. Session kept getting interupted either by phone or walkins as she was the only on on duty. Eveytime after the interuption she would say "sorry sir" and I would checkle to myself and think well she would is very polite. I think she called me sir about 10 times.

Main event was ok but not very accomodating nothing more than standard nova.

Curious if anyone else has come accross her and what your experience has been. PM are ok.

Looks 6/10, skills 6/10, accomodation 1/10, politness 10/10.

Left standar tip and got a smile from her.

Cheers.

Rub.

If this was a new place that just reopened near the hospital?