Massage Parlor Reports

**IsoLife** · 07-31-17 21:21

Originally Posted by CurtisMorris [View Original Post]

I am highly questionable on the BBBJ. I was the first person to review Sharon on ThE otheR site and I know she told me that was a one time thing because we had chemistry. I've seen her at least 5 more times and that has never happened again. Jasmine is the same as well. So I am not calling you a liar, but until I hear the same report from multiple users I can only go on this information I know personally.

Well, I've gotten BBBJ from all three. Maybe Bc they're all attracted to me. August goes raw every time and she loves the balls with her tongue. But they all have given me BBBJ. August likes the finish in her mouth, then grabs a towel and spits it out.

**TheOuroboros** · 07-31-17 18:49

Originally Posted by IsoLife [View Original Post]

I dreamt of going to a private condo in tysons. Been there a few times but stop going to AMPs and check out these hot, I mean hot Thai girls with sexy bodies. They give BBBJ and you can finish anywhere on them. Damage is. 220 total.

Backpage: search "mAssage by Sharon" they are freaks! You will be happy with they message too. Really good masssges.

BBBJ is great from Sharon, August, and jasmine.

I did a bit of research into past reviews from Iso and I'm inclined to think his dreams have been more in the realm of fantasy and less concrete as one would like. I took the recommendation to go to the him or her spa following his glorified review of the latin establishment hoping to receive elements of the same dream that he had. But alas after multiple visitations I've never received more than a slightly above average NOVA. I even asked Sandra if she would be more accommodating than a HE and she told me she does not go further. Again, I'm also not calling out ISO as a liar, he could very well be that lucky guy who breaks the upper echelon of the YMMV, But as what was stated before, take it with a grain of salt until there's multiple evidence of a more aligned dream.

**TheOuroboros** · 07-31-17 18:43

Originally Posted by IsoLife [View Original Post]

I dreamt of going to a private condo in tysons. Been there a few times but stop going to AMPs and check out these hot, I mean hot Thai girls with sexy bodies. They give BBBJ and you can finish anywhere on them. Damage is. 220 total.

Backpage: search "mAssage by Sharon" they are freaks! You will be happy with they message too. Really good masssges.

BBBJ is great from Sharon, August, and jasmine.

I did a bit of research into past reviews from Iso and I'm inclined to think his dreams have been more in the realm of fantasy and less concrete as one would like. I took the recommendation to go to the him or her spa following his glorified review of the latin establishment hoping to receive elements of the same dream that he had. But alas after multiple visitations I've never received more than a slightly above average NOVA. I even asked Sandra if she would be more accommodating than a HE and she told me she does not go further. Again, I'm also not calling out ISO as a liar, he could very well be that lucky guy who breaks the upper echelon of the YMMV, But as what was stated before, take it with a grain of salt until there's multiple evidence of a more aligned dream.

**CurtisMorris** · 07-31-17 10:35

Originally Posted by IsoLife [View Original Post]

I dreamt of going to a private condo in tysons. Been there a few times but stop going to AMPs and check out these hot, I mean hot Thai girls with sexy bodies. They give BBBJ and you can finish anywhere on them. Damage is. 220 total.

Backpage: search "mAssage by Sharon" they are freaks! You will be happy with they message too. Really good masssges.

BBBJ is great from Sharon, August, and jasmine.

I am highly questionable on the BBBJ. I was the first person to review Sharon on ThE otheR site and I know she told me that was a one time thing because we had chemistry. I've seen her at least 5 more times and that has never happened again. Jasmine is the same as well. So I am not calling you a liar, but until I hear the same report from multiple users I can only go on this information I know personally.

**Miketastic69** · 07-31-17 09:10

Originally Posted by MrSunnyHills [View Original Post]

Yes reminders, reminders. I particularly like Mikte's note about the neon. I'm now like Pavlov's dog. If I'm of town and driving in the evening and see neon, I either am disappointed if it's not an AMP, or get a semi-hard on just seeing the neon. (even if I am not intending to visit) LOL.

I have stopped carrying cash unless I'm going to a place I've researched and made plans to visit. This is because I used to try every place behind a neon sign I passed when traveling. Some were great. Most not so much. That's how I ended up at Comfort Spot in FFX a few months ago. I felt like I could hear the buzz of the neon while walking by.

**MrSunnyHills** · 07-31-17 07:59

Originally Posted by TomMcAn [View Original Post]

There were also "adult services" ads in the Washington and Baltimore City Papers which I frequently consulted. Other cities I visited had similar publications. There also used to be some magazine or newspaper which gave information on spas in the mid-Atlantic region. That proved helpful when I traveled.

Yes reminders, reminders. I particularly like Mikte's note about the neon. I'm now like Pavlov's dog. If I'm of town and driving in the evening and see neon, I either am disappointed if it's not an AMP, or get a semi-hard on just seeing the neon. (even if I am not intending to visit) LOL.

**Tom McAn** · 07-31-17 01:20

Originally Posted by Mustang946 [View Original Post]

I remember in the days before web sites, BP, Craig's List, etc. , there were personals in the classified ads plus advertising for spas in the Washington Post sports section.

There were also "adult services" ads in the Washington and Baltimore City Papers which I frequently consulted. Other cities I visited had similar publications. There also used to be some magazine or newspaper which gave information on spas in the mid-Atlantic region. That proved helpful when I traveled.

**IsoLife** · 07-30-17 23:22

I dreamt of going to a private condo in tysons. Been there a few times but stop going to AMPs and check out these hot, I mean hot Thai girls with sexy bodies. They give BBBJ and you can finish anywhere on them. Damage is. 220 total.

Backpage: search "mAssage by Sharon" they are freaks! You will be happy with they message too. Really good masssges.

BBBJ is great from Sharon, August, and jasmine.

**Miketastic69** · 07-30-17 16:55

Originally Posted by Mustang946 [View Original Post]

I remember in the days before web sites, BP, Craig's List, etc. , there were personals in the classified ads plus advertising for spas in the Washington Post sports section.

I just cleaned out my light box from my Marine Corps days. You folks call it a light box I call it a FOOT LOCKER. I had some old newspapers from Baltimore from when I was thinking about renting an apartment back in the early 1990's. I'll be damned there was a personals section with phone numbers (and some with a generic phone number and 4-digit code for the specific girl you're calling about) and then there was about 2-dozen spa ads. No Pictures, but the descriptions were very tempting. "hottest Asian rubs in Baltimore" "wettest slippery table shower experience. " Who wrote that stuff. I wonder if any of those old places are still around somewhere.

**NoVa Ranger** · 07-30-17 15:27

Originally Posted by Mustang946 [View Original Post]

I remember in the days before web sites, BP, Craig's List, etc. , there were personals in the classified ads plus advertising for spas in the Washington Post sports section.

The ads worth seeing were usually on the next to last page of the sports section. Frequently same page as the "box" scores.

**Harry Krevitz** · 07-30-17 01:03

Originally Posted by Miketastic69 [View Original Post]

I would venture up to PG County. Cherry Acupressure, Tk, and Rising Sun should be better options for you.

M69,

I agree that these are good suggestions for additional services, but I would have to add VIP and TWBC to the top of that list. IMHO they are currently the top two in that area.

Happy Hunting, HK.

**Mustang946** · 07-29-17 20:45

Originally Posted by MrSunnyHills [View Original Post]

Those of us who started before the internet had no web sites, even email lists to rely on. In the LA area, I kept passing an "asian spa" on the way home from work. Stopped in one time (I was probably 22) and came across the world of AMP's. Early on. Didn't know much about tipping, how to ask, what to ask, but the gals helped me up my game. Then later came some internet Bulletin boards and we exchanged information. There was even a mongering group who would meet at a bar on occasion. I was surprised to find a high school classmate at one of those once. Funny later I was at a friends house and both of us were there with our wives - greetings sort of involved an added wink. Anyway, as JS said, you have so much more information than most of us had, go for it! No worries. Worst case usually you'll get a good massage. If so, tip the usual 15 - 20% of the price of the massage. If you get more, you can figure out how much based on reading this forum.

I remember in the days before web sites, BP, Craig's List, etc. , there were personals in the classified ads plus advertising for spas in the Washington Post sports section.

**Miketastic69** · 07-29-17 16:26

Originally Posted by MrSunnyHills [View Original Post]

Those of us who started before the internet had no web sites, even email lists to rely on. In the LA area, I kept passing an "asian spa" on the way home from work. Stopped in one time (I was probably 22) and came across the world of AMP's. Early on. Didn't know much about tipping, how to ask, what to ask, but the gals helped me up my game. Then later came some internet Bulletin boards and we exchanged information. There was even a mongering group who would meet at a bar on occasion. I was surprised to find a high school classmate at one of those once. Funny later I was at a friends house and both of us were there with our wives - greetings sort of involved an added wink. Anyway, as JS said, you have so much more information than most of us had, go for it! No worries. Worst case usually you'll get a good massage. If so, tip the usual 15 - 20% of the price of the massage. If you get more, you can figure out how much based on reading this forum.

I was stationed at the pentagon and would venture into DC for the night clubs. Walked into a place in a basement that had neon sign that said massage. I had not clue there would be extras, but after spending years abroad I had a hunch. Turns out there were options all the way up the menu and I started looking for those neon signs everywhere I went.

Take one for the team? There was no team! I took risks and made my own personal journal of places and faces. I am glad now that there is the Internet and forums. I must have spent a year or more salary toftt before I got onto the web just a few short years ago. Funny I still toftt now too. I still look for neon signs and try them out everywhere I travel. I do cross reference rub maps and this board but if nothing is written I still try. Worse case scenario I get my old back and legs worked out.

**MrSunnyHills** · 07-29-17 15:53

Originally Posted by JmSuttr [View Original Post]

You have two posts and in both of them you've asked essentially the same question. As much as everyone would like shortcuts in the hobby, there simply are none. The same advice that's served in years past is still the best way forward.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...=1#post3481198

If you've taken the time to read back through dozens or scores of pages in this forum, there's no way you could have missed the many reports of AMP experiences, both good and bad. If that's the case, then it's up to you to gather up a mixture of dollars and cojones and make the leap. Also, if you're waiting for a "sure thing" I think most mongers would agree with me that there's no such animal in the hobby. BTW, if taking a (reasonable) risk is not your thing, you might think about embarking on a different path. This is all one big casino. Some games have better odds, some worse. Some players are more skilled (or lucky) and others will lose the shirt off their back. But, no matter who the player or what the game, there are no risk-free rolls.

Those of us who started before the internet had no web sites, even email lists to rely on. In the LA area, I kept passing an "asian spa" on the way home from work. Stopped in one time (I was probably 22) and came across the world of AMP's. Early on. Didn't know much about tipping, how to ask, what to ask, but the gals helped me up my game. Then later came some internet Bulletin boards and we exchanged information. There was even a mongering group who would meet at a bar on occasion. I was surprised to find a high school classmate at one of those once. Funny later I was at a friends house and both of us were there with our wives - greetings sort of involved an added wink. Anyway, as JS said, you have so much more information than most of us had, go for it! No worries. Worst case usually you'll get a good massage. If so, tip the usual 15 - 20% of the price of the massage. If you get more, you can figure out how much based on reading this forum.

**JmSuttr** · 07-29-17 15:17

Originally Posted by Brandonn1233 [View Original Post]

Still no luck on finding somewhere I will take the dive into this. I'm not looking for anything behind a HE for my first time visiting an AMP in the NOVA area. But I'm just not seeing any place that jumps out at me enough. It feels like I'm taking a risk and I'm not into that. If anyone could PM me some places to try I would greatly appriciate it. I want my first experience to be a good one. Thanks.

You have two posts and in both of them you've asked essentially the same question. As much as everyone would like shortcuts in the hobby, there simply are none. The same advice that's served in years past is still the best way forward.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...=1#post3481198

If you've taken the time to read back through dozens or scores of pages in this forum, there's no way you could have missed the many reports of AMP experiences, both good and bad. If that's the case, then it's up to you to gather up a mixture of dollars and cojones and make the leap. Also, if you're waiting for a "sure thing" I think most mongers would agree with me that there's no such animal in the hobby. BTW, if taking a (reasonable) risk is not your thing, you might think about embarking on a different path. This is all one big casino. Some games have better odds, some worse. Some players are more skilled (or lucky) and others will lose the shirt off their back. But, no matter who the player or what the game, there are no risk-free rolls.