Massage Parlor Reports

[DreamFreez]

I saw a few updates on TER, Here is a link to the ad:

http://liverubreviews.com/ad/orangec...-6669/1/612451

Based on the reviews, they have tall caucasian chicks there.

1) Has anyone been to this place? Where exactly is this located?

2) Is this a FS or a HJ or Nuru place? Is it worth or YMMV?

[Pacom555]

Went there the first time just last week. Had a good time and hoped to return.

Good to know you vouch for the place. Worth another shot.

Hopefully just a drunk or ex-boyfriend. To avoid LE, AMP's often shut down at the hint of any trouble.

That was my best guess. Some dude acting suspicious, so they just cleared everybody out that wasn't a regular.

[Pacom555]

Your spidey senses must have been thru the roof.

I was trying desperately to shoot webs from my wrist to swing my way to freedom. But nothing happened.

[Skinny Dugan]

Anyone used Crystal Beauty Salon in Anaheim? I was there for a are&t a few years ago. It wasn't half had. HJ only.

Just checking to see if they still have decent girls before heading that far.

[AlDawg111]

Hello fellow mongers,

Let me start off by saying every AMP I've gone to. I have always got a HE. Sometimes I have to grab the hand and place it on my pole. But they always eagerly stroke away. And why is it that I can last 45 min when doing the job myself, but when someone else is doing it, I last 5 min if I am lucky! Back to my story. So I decided to try the purple flower in the Lake Forest area. The girl at the counter was freaking hot, in a skirt, and naturally not the girl I got in the room. The girl that came in had a freaking tight body wearing shorts and a tank top. Seeing her outfit, and noticing the jungle gym on the ceiling and the white coat on the rack, I figured I finally found a place that offered more! Her name was Vicky. She asked if I had been there before. Of course I lied and started throwing out all the names of the girls listed on this site I could remember. Vicky wasn't going for any of it. So she started the massage. I was grabbing her leg and backside. But she wasn't letting me get in. I asked her what was offered and she kept saying only massage. All the signs in the room said otherwise. To make a long story short, junior wouldn't cooperate. Every time he did start stirring, she would ask me some stupid question, and away he went. She kept saying I was acting weird. I was getting p*sed because of junior. She did try to do the HE but I wasn't about to squirt with a three-quarter buddy. So I said I was done. She wanted more then the $10 tip I gave her. Too bad because she really did have a smoking hot body. We just didn't click. She probably thought I was LE because I am in my early 40's and in somewhat shape. I am not though. I quickly dressed and bailed. Too bad the cute girl at the counter was in the next room with another monger who was moaning away. As soon as I got home, I took a #2 and wouldn't you know it. Junior jumped to attention! Ageing SUCKS! The door fee was $40 for the half. The hE would have been $40 as well, at least that's what I would have paid. I am certain they offer more there, I was probably a little too eager. So if anyone would be so kind as to PM me those fine locations in South County that offer more, I would be greatly appreciated and will post my adventures. I really only am looking for a CBJ. Don't need the full service. And HE are ok sometimes, but I prefer BJ's. And what's a AAMP? And African American MP? Never heard of that but would gladly try it! I've been a long time lurker here and am ready to take it to the next level.

[Jon Jones]

Went there the first time just last week. Had a good time and hoped to return.

Hopefully just a drunk or ex-boyfriend. To avoid LE, AMP's often shut down at the hint of any trouble.

Not quite sure what happened last night, I mean, besides nothing. I wanted a cheap entry fee, so I figured I'd try this place out.

I walk out, and get my money back after more confusion. By then I was in zero mood for this and just went home.

[Whitey6969]

Just got a legit massage at Bali foot in HB. The ad in BP makes it look like h j house, but massage was really good, and I didn't want to spoil it with too many heavy hints. Anyone have any luck here?

[BigFish999]

Regardless of the extras, who / where is your girl out there who gives the best sensual massage? I'm tired of the half ass, oily rubdown. Don't get me wrong, I want the sensual, soft touch and teasing; but I also want the CMT style too. Help me out, fellas!

I don't know any young (20's) girl, I know EZ massage gives you an hour house fee for $. 25 and $. 30 for HJ, but with 40-50's ladies, only Coco is young. Also I heard of Young Zi, but the provider Sandy is not there anymore per my recent calls for appointment. Good luck! And report back!

[BigFish999]

That is the same story that I experienced. The first time I went there I got a not so youg provider that was not worth for FS, so I got charged $. 6 for a not so good HJ.

Then somebody recommended me honey spa, I went there and the front girl is a cute 21 yo, but she's just the first bite, once you enter an older (27)? Latina or asian comes. I have to accept that with that plastic body you get the second bite and you are already in the mood of shut up and take my money! The latina I had only offered nuru at the same price of FS, but I accepted beacause it was new for me, she started rubbig herself on me for 5 minutes and was already asking for me to give up my load, I asked more service but she got upset, I ended up doing it myself because of her bad attitude. When you get out the bite is not even in the front anymore.

Very true Wireless. Although I would say the "We Fuk you" name would be figuratively, versus literally. Honey Spa being a good example. Beautiful girl, advertise Nuru. But they have no clue on how to Nuru. End up being an over-glorified Jack Shack. So in essence, they did fuk me. Paid Nuru pricing (similar to FS tip amounts), but end up not getting Nuru, or fuking. In the end, they did fuk us. My opinion of course.

[Fistfirst]

I haven't been to any of the MPs for ages but I get my cannabis rec from a "clinic" in the same building and always have to take just the money for that, given all the carnival barkers trying to lure us in. Sort of a fun experience to walk through but these are bait-and-switch places and should be avoided by anyone seeking even just a HJ. FS, if available, is pricey and perfunctory. Also, sooner or later the axe will fall there, as it did a few years back. Wouldn't want to be there when that happens.

They could change their name to "We Fuk you" and it wouldn't matter at this location. As soon as you enter this building you have at least 10-15 other spas available, and each has their best "carnie" calling out to you to come try us. There's so much eye candy you forget where you were going and end up at the first spa that catches your attention.

[Love Y]

Very true Wireless. Although I would say the "We Fuk you" name would be figuratively, versus literally. Honey Spa being a good example. Beautiful girl, advertise Nuru. But they have no clue on how to Nuru. End up being an over-glorified Jack Shack. So in essence, they did fuk me. Paid Nuru pricing (similar to FS tip amounts), but end up not getting Nuru, or fuking. In the end, they did fuk us. My opinion of course.

They could change their name to "We Fuk you" and it wouldn't matter at this location. As soon as you enter this building you have at least 10-15 other spas available, and each has their best "carnie" calling out to you to come try us. There's so much eye candy you forget where you were going and end up at the first spa that catches your attention.

[Wireless91910]

They could change their name to "We Fuk you" and it wouldn't matter at this location. As soon as you enter this building you have at least 10-15 other spas available, and each has their best "carnie" calling out to you to come try us. There's so much eye candy you forget where you were going and end up at the first spa that catches your attention.

If you read their ad copy (the Honey Spa on Fair Dr), it seems like people either go to the incorrect Spa in the same building, or confuse them with being affiliated with other Honey Spas in OC. They should consider a name change. To a more unique name.

http://orangecounty.backpage.com/The...odies/97242372

[Love Y]

If you read their ad copy (the Honey Spa on Fair Dr), it seems like people either go to the incorrect Spa in the same building, or confuse them with being affiliated with other Honey Spas in OC. They should consider a name change. To a more unique name.

http://orangecounty.backpage.com/The...odies/97242372

Ah, okie. The one I referring to is in Anaheim. Cute looking Asian, early to mid 30's. Don't know if they have an ads for this, I just go due to review but ended up with someone else, great service though LOL.

[Lovergrrl]

Not quite sure what happened last night, I mean, besides nothing. I wanted a cheap entry fee, so I figured I'd try this place out.

Skip ahead and I'm laying face down on the table. Provider, an ok looking 40's Chinese woman, begins the oily massage, uncovered. The door was initially left wide open, with a clear view from the hallway to my naked ass, but was then closed a few minutes later. I attempted small talk, but I think she spoke zero English.

Outside my room it was noisy with voices from mongers and workers. My provider left for a minute, and I heard some back and forth in the hallway, before she returned. Then I hear some loud guy, saying he just thought he'd stop by, and wanted to see "how business was going. " Didn't exactly sound like LEO, but definitely not a monger. My antenna went up.

I hear the room door open again and soon after, provider covers me partially with a towel (it's been less then 10 minutes, I'm still face down). Then she unfolds it, covering me even more. Continues massage for another couple minutes, then she leaves again, door still wide open. This time she doesn't come back.

Still lots of commotion outside my room. I overhear a monger being is asked if he's been there before. Then something about somebody needing to leave.

The next thing I know, a different provider walks in to my room and tells me that I have to go. WTF? I mean, I'm ready to bolt by now, but still totally confused as to what is going on. I asked if everything was okay, but there was a communication barrier.

As I'm dressing, yet another, somewhat older, provider walked in and says, "Sorry. " I tell here it's fine, and that I'll just need my money back. Then she asks if I'd been there before. I lie, and say "yes," to which she seems to relent and say "okay, I will do for you. " Wha? Ha. Nope. I'm out.

I walk out, and get my money back after more confusion. By then I was in zero mood for this and just went home.

Yikes that was UNLucky alright.

Your spidey senses must have been thru the roof.

[Pacom555]

Not quite sure what happened last night, I mean, besides nothing. I wanted a cheap entry fee, so I figured I'd try this place out.

Skip ahead and I'm laying face down on the table. Provider, an ok looking 40's Chinese woman, begins the oily massage, uncovered. The door was initially left wide open, with a clear view from the hallway to my naked ass, but was then closed a few minutes later. I attempted small talk, but I think she spoke zero English.

Outside my room it was noisy with voices from mongers and workers. My provider left for a minute, and I heard some back and forth in the hallway, before she returned. Then I hear some loud guy, saying he just thought he'd stop by, and wanted to see "how business was going. " Didn't exactly sound like LEO, but definitely not a monger. My antenna went up.

I hear the room door open again and soon after, provider covers me partially with a towel (it's been less then 10 minutes, I'm still face down). Then she unfolds it, covering me even more. Continues massage for another couple minutes, then she leaves again, door still wide open. This time she doesn't come back.

Still lots of commotion outside my room. I overhear a monger being is asked if he's been there before. Then something about somebody needing to leave.

The next thing I know, a different provider walks in to my room and tells me that I have to go. WTF? I mean, I'm ready to bolt by now, but still totally confused as to what is going on. I asked if everything was okay, but there was a communication barrier.

As I'm dressing, yet another, somewhat older, provider walked in and says, "Sorry. " I tell here it's fine, and that I'll just need my money back. Then she asks if I'd been there before. I lie, and say "yes," to which she seems to relent and say "okay, I will do for you. " Wha? Ha. Nope. I'm out.

I walk out, and get my money back after more confusion. By then I was in zero mood for this and just went home.