Massage Parlor Reports

[CurtisMorris]

Who or what is the "Him or Her Spa"?

Watta confusion!

Try searching "For Him or Her Spa" and you may be able to tell what it is.

[Brandonn1233]

Still no luck on finding somewhere I will take the dive into this. I'm not looking for anything behind a HE for my first time visiting an AMP in the NOVA area. But I'm just not seeing any place that jumps out at me enough. It feels like I'm taking a risk and I'm not into that. If anyone could PM me some places to try I would greatly appriciate it. I want my first experience to be a good one. Thanks.

[Cash2274]

My back has been hurting for a couple of days. So I went to a legit massage therapist to hold me over until my next Chiropractor appointment next week.

Making an appointment was easy on their website. I used a coupon from a site called www. Localflavor. $45 for an hour of Thai massage.

I got Kit, who is a 50 something, unattractive provider. But who is excellent at her job. For those of you who have never had a Thai massage, it's a mixture of stretching, pressure, and accu-pressure. I asked for it to be deep and this woman had some of the strongest hands I've ever felt. It included the stretching and pressure as I noted before. She also had a walker in the room and did some nice back walking, including on my legs and butt. Session starts with a hot tea and foot bath. Ends with a hot tea as well.

I know it's not what everyone is looking for. But sometimes you just want a good deep massage, and this is a good place for it. I left her a $20 tip and was just slightly disappointed that the young hottie working the front desk wasn't my therapist!

http://www.chaanthaimassage.com/

[Jim Rob]

I get your point about bikini girls in adds. It's like seeing an add for a chevy for sale and you go to the dealership and they only sell bikes. They know what they're doing with those misleading adds. If I see an add for any AMP that has pics of candles, hot stones and maybe a generic add with someone getting a legit massage, but some of these adds look like the old phone sex numbers.

The add could say new young wet sluts to rub you all over all naked! You get to the AMP and it's a grandma that's so dry.

[Phoenix06]

Stopped by blusky in manassas the other day and got Tina as my provider. Although she looks like coco from m angels in ffx

I found her to be ok, massage was ok nothing special.

There is no shower there so no preamble to the massage. Session kept getting interupted either by phone or walkins as she was the only on on duty. Eveytime after the interuption she would say "sorry sir" and I would checkle to myself and think well she would is very polite. I think she called me sir about 10 times.

Main event was ok but not very accomodating nothing more than standard nova.

Curious if anyone else has come accross her and what your experience has been. PM are ok.

Looks 6/10, skills 6/10, accomodation 1/10, politness 10/10.

Left standar tip and got a smile from her.

Cheers.

Rub.

If this was a new place that just reopened near the hospital?

[JmSuttr]

I'm guessing his point is that these AMP's place add with girls almost naked in seductive poses. I do consider if false advertising. A place in Fairfax called Far East does that. I even open my phone to show them the add and called them bait and switch. You can't be legit and give the allusion that you're also a HE joint.

If putting a sexy girl in a bikini in an ad is a guarantee of extras, then I should be getting a HJ whenever I buy a car or any number of other products. I guess we could always contact the FTC and complain that we're not getting our extras. And while we're at it we can also ask for more variety in those God-awful music tracks!

All kidding aside, BP is a 100% buyer beware environment. My approach to the ads is that I don't believe any of it (zero, zip, nada) unless and until I've confirmed it for myself. It's all a crapshoot and only by learning how to play the game can we avoid getting burned. And one of the best uses for this forum is to share good info to help us beat the odds.

[Jim Rob]

I'm guessing his point is that these AMP's place add with girls almost naked in seductive poses. I do consider if false advertising. A place in Fairfax called Far East does that. I even open my phone to show them the add and called them bait and switch. You can't be legit and give the allusion that you're also a HE joint.

[JmSuttr]

Doing Reston today and yesterday. Had two hours to kill both days. Visited two pathetic AMPs.

1. Euphoria across from Reston gold course. Provider gave the worst massage I have ever received. She was incredibly weak. No make up late 30's. Hair pulled back. Frumpy look. Gave up and said light massage. Which is the key trigger word for get to business down there. She refused to allow me to flip over. WTF. This is not acceptable. After arguing with her. Told her get lost. Then told Mamasan she not advertise on BP and Craigslist with bogus ads. Damage: $40 for 20 minutes.

2. Today, Zenith Massage AMP right behind what used to be Fudruckers. Did 4 Hands. Advertise on BP. Again no standard finish. Gave me attitude when I asked how much longer. She said. We are done. I said. Nice try. 10 more minutes left. Both were Grannys. Late 50's. Offered a Cnote+ 20 tip for mouth and hand action. Said we don't do that. These AMPs that advertise on BP, need to be ignored and put out of business that do not offer standard finish. Gave both 20 tip since that is what they provided. Both started to argue, told them again. You should not be in business. Service equal to mall pedicure. Not an erotic massage.

RTC and Herndon massage were both good at one point. Will hit up both next week. Happy Hunting.

Both Craigslist and Backpage have only therapeutic massage sections. The bodyrub section no longer exists. That means that AMPs offering extras are actually the exception, not the rule. To say that any AMP advertising on BP should be put out of business if they don't offer a finish not only ignores reality but is also an affront to the right of legit massage places to earn a living.

So, unless you've previously visited a specific spa, AND previously received extras from a specific provider, then you're the one making assumptions about what services they provide. Also, unless you have that prior experience, your "trigger word" may only have that meaning in your own mind. If you then try to insist on extras when they're not being offered, you run the risk of turning into one of those pushy and obnoxious individuals who give clients a bad name.

Finally, am I understanding you correctly that you walked into one AMP, booked a 4-hand massage and then hit them up for an oral finish? Seriously? That's like walking into a restaurant you've never tried before, ordering the most expensive item on the menu and then complaining because you don't receive something additional that was never on the menu and was never offered. Don't know if you've had much success in the past with that approach but I think it's safe to say you rolled the dice twice and came away with no joy.

[JmSuttr]

I'm tired of these old leather jackets working in Nova AMPs. I'm on strike, who's with me?

There are no good AMPs, there are no bad AMPs. There are only good or bad providers.

I have 3 or 4 AMPs where I've visited enough times to know who gives the best massage and finish. For most of these women I've established enough good chemistry for them to trust me with their personal digits. That allows me to text them to see if they're working and have time available. If they say yes then I call the main number and specifically request an appointment with that provider and I tell the MMS when I will arrive. If I'm delayed for any reason, I call the MMS right away to let her know. If she tells me there are other customers waiting then I either reschedule or tell her I'll come another day.

But the bottom line is that I almost never walk into an AMP without knowing exactly who I'm going to see. And if I've done my job of being a good client then they're always happy to see me. To be sure, this approach works best when you avoid the busiest times. If you think about it, even the best restaurant can have issues with the service and quality of food in the middle of the dinner rush. This approach is also only effective if you've taken the time to do some advance work and research.

Clients who walk in cold are essentially rolling the dice with a hope and a prayer. Sometimes those dice roll in your favor and sometimes they don't. I've always been a big believer in working the game such that the odds are firmly in my favor. It takes a little extra time and effort, but well worth it, IMHO.

[RubMeLongTime]

Stopped by blusky in manassas the other day and got Tina as my provider. Although she looks like coco from m angels in ffx

I found her to be ok, massage was ok nothing special.

There is no shower there so no preamble to the massage. Session kept getting interupted either by phone or walkins as she was the only on on duty. Eveytime after the interuption she would say "sorry sir" and I would checkle to myself and think well she would is very polite. I think she called me sir about 10 times.

Main event was ok but not very accomodating nothing more than standard nova.

Curious if anyone else has come accross her and what your experience has been. PM are ok.

Looks 6/10, skills 6/10, accomodation 1/10, politness 10/10.

Left standar tip and got a smile from her.

Cheers.

Rub.

[Jim Rob]

I'm tired of these old leather jackets working in Nova AMPs. I'm on strike, who's with me?

[Guido For Life]

Doing Reston today and yesterday. Had two hours to kill both days. Visited two pathetic AMPs.

1. Euphoria across from Reston gold course. Provider gave the worst massage I have ever received. She was incredibly weak. No make up late 30's. Hair pulled back. Frumpy look. Gave up and said light massage. Which is the key trigger word for get to business down there. She refused to allow me to flip over. WTF. This is not acceptable. After arguing with her. Told her get lost. Then told Mamasan she not advertise on BP and Craigslist with bogus ads. Damage: $40 for 20 minutes.

2. Today, Zenith Massage AMP right behind what used to be Fudruckers. Did 4 Hands. Advertise on BP. Again no standard finish. Gave me attitude when I asked how much longer. She said. We are done. I said. Nice try. 10 more minutes left. Both were Grannys. Late 50's. Offered a Cnote+ 20 tip for mouth and hand action. Said we don't do that. These AMPs that advertise on BP, need to be ignored and put out of business that do not offer standard finish. Gave both 20 tip since that is what they provided. Both started to argue, told them again. You should not be in business. Service equal to mall pedicure. Not an erotic massage.

RTC and Herndon massage were both good at one point. Will hit up both next week. Happy Hunting.

[Eerock]

Went to two of the AMPs on main street. First one is closest to the Dominos. 40 something, flat chested / flat butt. Good attitude. Roaming. Unfortunately, she asked that I finish my self and while she had a vice grip on my jewels which lowered standard TIP. Damage 60/35. Four blocks down. In Medical office building. 30 something Provider. Cute. Bad vibes that was going to be legit. A little roaming, I removed towel. She was not happy about that. Argued about towel. Otherwise legit. 45/20.

You are unlikely to find much if anything worthwhile in the way of extracurriculars within the confines of the City of Fairfax. My guess is that the police and court presence makes it a no-man's land.

[JmSuttr]

With TCCC / FCCC closed for biz, GFE / FS is very very hard to come by in NOVA AMPs. Or ridiculously expensive. Was quoted 270 at an Herndon Elden St AMP a few months back. If you are talking about providers who are independent that's not an AMP dude.

You either misread my post or I wasn't clear enough. My massage reference was for legit-only massage at 50-60 per hour. My GFE or near-GFE reference was for indie providers.

What I thought was clear throughout in my post was that I think FS AMPs are not a good value. So I'm not quite sure why you think I would recommend following up a legit AMP session with one at a FS AMP.

But, for the sake of clarity, indie FS providers are generally a better value than AMP girls, IMHO. And that's especially true when you factor in the time and hassle involved in making the drive to PG County and back.

[WhiskyD]

I'm a little disappointed writing this, but hate to report that my regulars at AT are gone and new ladies are in. Anywho, on to my dream. This time around, I dreamed that Lisa opened the door, greeted me with a smile and escorted me to the room. Asked for the duration, responded with a full hour, handed $ and was never given anything back (shouldve gotted. 2 back). Step into the room, ask for my. 2 , gives me a cute smile and says that's for tip later. I figured, okay. Well this should be interesting.

Remember, I had asked for a full hour. TS was lackluster, borderline rushed, back on to table, massage was awful, and asks me to turn around within 30 min of session. I'm still seeing this dream half full and thinking, well maybe she wants to get into the extracurriculars. Gets undressed, rushes the finish, midway stops and reminds me that I'm to take care of her, and at that point I'm speechless. Finish the job, I slid. 4 under my pillow looking to leave and never come back, she stops me on my way out and schools me that my tip was bad and she expected more (total of 1. 6).

Anywho, unless I read more positive reviews, I'm unlikely to go there again.