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[Ranger22]

It was only a matter of time. My first crickets. I learned a valuable lesson this weekend. Don't base your decision to see a provider on just a few recent positive reviews. I've only been hobbying for about 2 months and have thoroughly researched every provider I've seen. Except one. I've been lurking on the forum for seven months and I remember reading all about the LEO brother in law, the arrests, the alleged H use, etc. But when I scheduled a dream with Crissee and Ariel based on some recent reviews I didn't make the connection to her past until I got home later and did more digging. If I had, I wouldn't have set it up. I want to stay as far away from that drama as I can. I don't want to drag her name through the mud. That's been done. A lot. And that's why I struggled with whether to even report this infraction, albeit minor in the grand scheme of things. I decided that if I only reported good experiences I'd be doing a disservice to this forum. So I'll just report my experience as it happened based on the text message time stamps.

A recent reviewer said he saw them in KY and had fun. It was OC but I'd forgotten that part. So I sent Crissee a text at 1:30 PM. Gave references and asked if they were available for the next afternoon around 2-3. Also asked if they were in NKY. Received reply at 12:30 AM! "Yes we are. " Another lesson I learned. Ask only one question per text. I assumed she was saying yes to both questions so that's on me. Next day at 2 she says, "Come on over. " I asked where. She gave a Cincy address. Damn! Not NKY! Traffic sucks but I thought what the hell. Told her it would be about 3:30. "That's perfect. " she says. We stayed in touch every 10-15 and at 3:18 I said I was still in traffic and it was going to be closer to 4 and we could reschedule if she wanted. 3:32 she says, "4 is cool. " At 3:51 I told her I arrived. No response. I didn't park due to neighbor loading his SUV in front of the only available parking space. I parked at a store around the corner and again told her I was there at 3:56. Crickets. Then again at 4:05. More crickets. Then at 4:15 I said "I guess this ain't going to happen?" and I left. So at 4:41 she informs me she was in the shower. Now I don't know how it works in Ohio, but Kentucky math says that's 41 minutes past our agreed upon time, and over an hour since I'd last heard from her.

She made several seemingly desperate and very tempting offers to make it up to me but I'd already made plans to see my ATFs, Velvet and J. I'm not one to cancel an appointment no matter HOW tempting the other offer, so I declined.

I told Velvet and J what had happened and they said I was bad and scolded me for trying to see someone else, hehehe. They told me karma got me. I said, "No, Crissee got me. Karma's a provider in Lexington. " The bad joke was evidence that my mood had much improved.

So in the end I spent a wondeful extended evening with two wonderful ladies. I stayed much longer than I had planned but no matter how hard I try, I just can't tear myself away from those two. Now I'm glad I got those crickets. Thanks Crissee. And even more thanks to Velvet Rayne and J.

LuvnLivn.

You got lucky cause what was once a good provider has now turned into a junkie. Total 180 in looks and service. It won't be long before she's gone permanently.

[Cook72]

Well, if you have to have a fall-back, it doesn't get better than Cherry. Actually, she's a pretty great first choice too. Need to get back over that way.

Ya, you are 100% right about that. Only reason she was not my first choice that day was that I was originally looking for an early appointment and she was not checking in until later in the afternoon. She is so hot.

[GMichael]

Saw her in the Sharonville. She lives in the room but it's kept very clean. Hotel is a tad sketchy but I've seen much worse. She's cute and has a ridiculous body. It was more of a GFE than I expected. All of the usual acronyms were covered. She's really good and comes across as clear minded. No signs of apparent usage. Recommended.

[RustyNailsYou]

She posted an ad on USA this morning.

I won't be able to get to her west side incall today.

Let us know how things go if you visit please.

She has been on my to do list for a long time now.

[NkuGuy91]

I can verify she is real and gives a great blow job. Probably the best I've ever had. She is new and as a new girl is very busy. She is real and worth the visit for sure.

Did you have to send face pic?

[LuvnLivn]

It was only a matter of time. My first crickets. I learned a valuable lesson this weekend. Don't base your decision to see a provider on just a few recent positive reviews. I've only been hobbying for about 2 months and have thoroughly researched every provider I've seen. Except one. I've been lurking on the forum for seven months and I remember reading all about the LEO brother in law, the arrests, the alleged H use, etc. But when I scheduled a dream with Crissee and Ariel based on some recent reviews I didn't make the connection to her past until I got home later and did more digging. If I had, I wouldn't have set it up. I want to stay as far away from that drama as I can. I don't want to drag her name through the mud. That's been done. A lot. And that's why I struggled with whether to even report this infraction, albeit minor in the grand scheme of things. I decided that if I only reported good experiences I'd be doing a disservice to this forum. So I'll just report my experience as it happened based on the text message time stamps.

A recent reviewer said he saw them in KY and had fun. It was OC but I'd forgotten that part. So I sent Crissee a text at 1:30 PM. Gave references and asked if they were available for the next afternoon around 2-3. Also asked if they were in NKY. Received reply at 12:30 AM! "Yes we are. " Another lesson I learned. Ask only one question per text. I assumed she was saying yes to both questions so that's on me. Next day at 2 she says, "Come on over. " I asked where. She gave a Cincy address. Damn! Not NKY! Traffic sucks but I thought what the hell. Told her it would be about 3:30. "That's perfect. " she says. We stayed in touch every 10-15 and at 3:18 I said I was still in traffic and it was going to be closer to 4 and we could reschedule if she wanted. 3:32 she says, "4 is cool. " At 3:51 I told her I arrived. No response. I didn't park due to neighbor loading his SUV in front of the only available parking space. I parked at a store around the corner and again told her I was there at 3:56. Crickets. Then again at 4:05. More crickets. Then at 4:15 I said "I guess this ain't going to happen?" and I left. So at 4:41 she informs me she was in the shower. Now I don't know how it works in Ohio, but Kentucky math says that's 41 minutes past our agreed upon time, and over an hour since I'd last heard from her.

She made several seemingly desperate and very tempting offers to make it up to me but I'd already made plans to see my ATFs, Velvet and J. I'm not one to cancel an appointment no matter HOW tempting the other offer, so I declined.

I told Velvet and J what had happened and they said I was bad and scolded me for trying to see someone else, hehehe. They told me karma got me. I said, "No, Crissee got me. Karma's a provider in Lexington. " The bad joke was evidence that my mood had much improved.

So in the end I spent a wondeful extended evening with two wonderful ladies. I stayed much longer than I had planned but no matter how hard I try, I just can't tear myself away from those two. Now I'm glad I got those crickets. Thanks Crissee. And even more thanks to Velvet Rayne and J.

LuvnLivn.

[DaytonSteve]

It still makes your hair and skin and shoes smell. You have to take a febreeze bath in the parking and even then you are not going to fool anyone, especially an ex-smoker with a bloodhound's nose.

If they have smoked in the room anytime that day, you will smell of it (smokes but not during session) makes no difference. I have a couple sets of monger clothes that go right in the wash as soon as I get home, kind of like gym clothes.

If smoke smell is an issue, you can stash your clothes in a garbage bag immediately upon entering the arena. I find Ozium is a spray which totally erases all odors in a car. I suspect that it would do the same on clothes as well.

Alaska Tom.

[Hillbilly Bob]

Like many others, it took me several tries to schedule with Josie. Persistence finally paid off in droves and I am happy to say that it was worth both previous cancellations and today's innumerable delays that turned a 4:30 appointment into a 9:00 reality. At 53 I'm not looking for someone my daughter's age but rather the MILF next door. At at less than 5 minutes away in the Eastgate area she is practically next door. We enjoyed all of the usual acronyms, BBBJ, DATY and CFS. This was after an extremely sensual oiled massage that instantly rubbed away the frustration of the delays in getting there. She assures me that she works at it and I believe that it is not intentional. Hoping that now that I'm established things will be easier, because I definitely plan to repeat over and over.

I wish I could count the number of times she has went crickets or just canceled on me. That's why I always have a back up plan.

[RogerOver]

I made an appointment and made the drive from south of Dayton, dealt with the bridge traffic mess only to have Cassie text just before appointment that she forgot she had another commitment at that time. You know what that likely means. I said no thank you to a rescheduled time and headed back across the bridge. At least she texted me. All ended up great as later I was able to see one of my favorites Cherry from EE.

Well, if you have to have a fall-back, it doesn't get better than Cherry. Actually, she's a pretty great first choice too. Need to get back over that way.

[Cook72]

Will add my 2 cents from a dream to the Cassie Thread:

Positive. Charming, lively lady.

Clean, had rinsed her mouth and smelled great. All the other things positive already shared.

My challenge was with the communication. Took three tries. Confirmed for 9:30 pm and went silent and it was too late to make it happen after that, second try confirmed for 6:30 pm. No responses to texts till 6:25 pm and by then had already turned around. Last time. Confirmwd for 8:30 pm. In the parking lot. No response till after 8:30 was ready to head back, then got a call that text message was not going through. So communication was tricky.

Having said that, glad to dream of her. Charming fire cracker lady.

I made an appointment and made the drive from south of Dayton, dealt with the bridge traffic mess only to have Cassie text just before appointment that she forgot she had another commitment at that time. You know what that likely means. I said no thank you to a rescheduled time and headed back across the bridge. At least she texted me. All ended up great as later I was able to see one of my favorites Cherry from EE.

[Velvet Rayne]

Thanks everyone for all the kind words and believing in me and knowing I am a woman of my word. It means so much to me! Love you all!

Hugs and great big sucks.

VR.

[Fffooey]

Shame on you for breaking up the Cassie thread. I agree Cassie is great everything said is true.

Chloe is also a lot of fun I saw her at both her motels and her new private resident. New place is in a safe area. They were painting the place when I was there so no furniture just a blow up on the floor. She said she would furniture soon.

She has a bed now if anyone is wondering. No more mattress on the floor.

[Alaska Tom]

Smoker or not?

Incall smells like smoke or not?

You left smelling like smoke or not?

If smoke smell is an issue, you can stash your clothes in a garbage bag immediately upon entering the arena. I find Ozium is a spray which totally erases all odors in a car. I suspect that it would do the same on clothes as well.

Alaska Tom.

[LuvnLivn]

Smoker or not?

Incall smells like smoke or not?

You left smelling like smoke or not?

In my review of her a couple weeks ago I mentioned the lingering smoke smell on my clothes and in my car. It isn't an issue with me now but if it's an issue with you take appropriate measures, whatever they might be. Or tell your SO you were talking to someone in the smoke shack at work. I've actually done that. And it was actually the truth.

LuvnLivn.

[RustyNailsYou]

Smoker or not?

Incall smells like smoke or not?

You left smelling like smoke or not?

I visited with Cassie last week at her clean room at her well maintained incall hotel in NKY.

I am the monger from BuFu Ohio. LOL. (Inside joke).

She told me that she smokes socially, as in not all the time or when she is alone.

Neither her body or her room smelled like smoke.

My clothes did not pick up an odor either.

She is a pleaser. She has been a provider for about six months. Enjoys her job. She makes cute noises and laughs while she works. Lots of fun!