Massage Parlor Reports

[Kakashi Hatake]

Hi everyone, I just joined this forum and I enjoy it a lot but the slang is very confusing. Like DD, HT, etc. Where can I find the meaning of the slang? Is there any thread here explaining the slang? Thank you in advance guys.

See the tab at the very top of every page that says abbreviations?

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[Member #5794]

Where would I be able to find an inexpensive rimjob near Ktown?

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[Discreet07]

Where would I be able to find an inexpensive rimjob near Ktown?

[Bbarrett]

Wow, AsianPussy! You've got great taste! Those BP girls are spectacular. But I have to say, I've not had too many BP girls end up being the girl in the picture. They use fake photos a lot. If you end up seeing any of those girls, I'd love to see your report.

Try HT in inglewood for hot koreans.

[HowdyDoody32]

Had me some Korean at HT. Some girl named Allie or something like that, said only works there on Tuesdays. Probably late 20's or so, nice banging slim body, 5'6 120 lbs-ish, very attractive face with small A-cup tits just like I like them he he he A is for awesome. Teeth weren't that great and her knees looked like she had just taken heroin or dialysis through her knees (lots of medical bandages on her knees was kind of odd). Her clit got so swollen man I wanted to DATY but those knees kept me from wanting to go down there hahahaha. Had a great time and actually got a massage too for a change lmao. It was strange. A little different than the OC parlors I visit, but nonetheless it was great. Out of the three FS places I've visited this one was the best bang so far. I could actually see what I was fucking LOL (the room was well lit for a change).

[PurpleSkull]

What's up with DD on Fairfax and Waring? Is it closed down now? All signage is gone.

[Seafor]

Hit up Chen's on At 12 xxx on SMB.

$. 4 out the door and I probably donated too much. Got a very above average massage for 30 minutes. Then CFS.

Couldn't keep it up it was too tight so all sensation was lost.

Asked if we could BB and I finish outside. She ripped the cover off and let me camel slide to get back up, which took about 10 seconds.

I was inside for what was the most embarrassing 10 second finish in my life. But fuck it, it's been a crazy stressful week and this helped.

Really was expecting a HJ and good massage. YMMV definitely varies because this spot has never been FS before for me.

Lady was Wendy, either an old MILF or young gilf. Nothing special about her looks really but really nice tits and a cum-extracting tight kitty. Enthusiastic to make me happy and did most of the cleanup for me with alcohol, and hot moist towels.

Service is comparable to simple pho, a very good massage and a definite good time.

[Scraggy]

Any intel on Millenium or Super Spa? Like the amenities. Steam sauna, body scrub. But it's the massage and extras that make it worth the trip. Go or no go? Thanks.

[Snuggle Bunny]

If you ever want to be grateful for what you have here, visit a one horse town like mine in Northern Alabama. No fun of any kind in our AMPs. You will get a dang fine massage at one or two but nothing like a good Thai massage I can get in Brentwood or Hollywood. We have maybe 2-3 quality providers for the area so they are high mileage ladies. Mostly drug addicts, fat girls, and or grandmothers. I have to drive 300 miles to Atlanta to get anything close to what I can find in LA. Count your freaking lucky stars, mates.

I made it to the city of angels and almost drowned in the amount of good looking Asian providers available. I have my best experiences in the AMPs though I love the Central and South American Massage parlors too. This time around it was all about the Asians, well Koreans only. There was the new place near LAX on Lennox. They rotate the ladies every two days I suspect with one or two other establishments. FS and good sturdy ladies with the right accessories, well made bolt-ons, long hair, light make-up, sensually dressed, and hard bodies. Dang its nice to see that. Massage is totally a waste except to stimulate the nerves. No oiling up just whatever that light sensual touch crap that doesn't do a dang thing for me. Oh well, the eye candy was good and she took my proffered deposit like a champ. All covered of course.

Went to another on Hawthorne Blvd. Oiled up massage that was slightly better than the FS place but no where near as good as the Thai place I went to after landing. No happy ending at any of the Thai places though. Bummer. The one on Hawthorne did offer DIY happy ending but the provider was into it so while I was giving her a nice love box massage, she finished me off CBJ to HJ finish. Nice but I like full service so I spent the rest of my time with the other parlor. After 10 PM I was calling in the Asian providers that list on BP that come to you. Are they the one's in the photo? Hell no! But they aren't old biddies either. Late 20's to early 30's and looking fine. I ordered a few of these when I got the itch in middle of the night. The other BP provides are like what we have here, trifling, lying, fake pictured, and Gold Plated Pussy syndrome psychos that think they are doing you a favor by taking your money and not delivering the best possible service. Forget that noise. Those ladies can go broke and hungry no matter how young and good looking they are. Feh!

Love your city and hope to be back soon for another trip. Always a good time. Thanks for the hospitality. Stay safe out there.

[Slideryyz]

I went to my first massage parlor of in Western. 45 to get, I got the massage, which was pretty good, she asked 100 for HJ. Do certain areas in Los Angeles have higher rates or was I just getting ripped off? Also how would you negotiate a lower rate.

Years back but I got FS for $. 60 once at mp in San Perdo. I walked in, paid house fee with $100 bill. I aked for my change but girl at the front kept the change, same girl walked in to the room, asked for another 20 but I said no showing my jeans pocket. (I leave my wallet in the car always) We went ahead anyway.

Going rate: HJ=40 bj=60 (bbj maybe another 20) FS=100 if they ask for more, just refuse unless you are generous. If she stays tough, pretend and motion to get dressed to leave. They usually accept your offer.

[ChickChasin]

I went to my first massage parlor of in Western. 45 to get, I got the massage, which was pretty good, she asked 100 for HJ. Do certain areas in Los Angeles have higher rates or was I just getting ripped off? Also how would you negotiate a lower rate.

Definitely a rip off. $100 gets you cfs in most places. HJ is $50 max with CBJ somewhere in between. Good luck.

[SoloTraveler]

Try HT in inglewood for hot koreans.

I would fly into lax often and always had luck at HT, April still one of the tightest adventures explored.

[Maosetung]

Looking for a westside mp that offers an inexpensive rim. Very tough to find IMHO via searching RM / MPreview / this thread. Pm me.

[AsianPussy]

Try HT in inglewood for hot koreans.

Hey there LA crew.

I'll be out over the weekend around the airport for a few days. If money and time permit I'm looking for a good FS massage or playmate that's not mechanical on the westside.

Here's who I've looked at.

Please pm.

Stacey Forbes- http://losangeles.backpage.com/Thera...call/109812968.

I'm Thai spa-http://losangeles.backpage.com/Thera...call/109812968.

Colleen-http://losangeles.backpage.com/Thera...cutie/96728262.

http://losangeles.backpage.com/Thera...l-rey/95370977

http://losangeles.backpage.com/Women...home/115980673

Nina-http://losangeles.backpage.com/Thera...nette/96586537.

Any info, reviews, suggestions, warnings, etc are much appreciated.

Happy hunting.

Shy.

[PurpleSkull]

I went to my first massage parlor of in Western. 45 to get, I got the massage, which was pretty good, she asked 100 for HJ. Do certain areas in Los Angeles have higher rates or was I just getting ripped off? Also how would you negotiate a lower rate.

You were getting ripped off. Negotiate by laughing in her face and walking out.