Massage Parlor Reports

**Doitunderwater** · 07-20-17 19:04

Originally Posted by MassagedGuy [View Original Post]

Anyone notice esp with craigslist ads the woman you see in the photos are never there in the office?

Pics in ads for MP's almost never match the real people. The only time I have seen real pics are for independents and legal parlors in some foreign countries.

**Shinn1001** · 07-20-17 18:41

Anyone been with this provider willing to share some feedback?

http://washington.backpage.com/Thera...-5759/36822372

**MassagedGuy** · 07-20-17 13:24

Anyone notice esp with craigslist ads the woman you see in the photos are never there in the office?

**MassagedGuy** · 07-20-17 02:21

Originally Posted by Amy477 [View Original Post]

This is my first experience with a MP so bear with me, I went here today after finding it on backpage and was pleasantly surprised to actually walk in a see a very attractive mid 20's Asian girl named ruby. She took me back and gave a decent massage which I was fully erect for most of it and she could obviously see. On several occasions she grazed my penis and moved it out of the way multiple times to do my inner thigh she then offered the free table shower and gave me a robe having me undress in front of her. Then went to the shower were I was completely naked for her again but still no inclination of anything more once she was finished she had me stand up with my cock right in her face and she dried off everything but my penis. Then walked me back to the room and asked if there was anything else I needed and I was to nervous so I just said no. Did I miss my chance for a happy ending and if so what should I have done. Not trying to get in trouble or be rude just curious. Especially if anyone has been here before and received a happy ending? Any advice would be greatly appreciated.

Were you draped? Last time I went they covered me with a towel that barely covered anything. Never got asked that though it's been a year since I been there. Their ad says magic touch on craiglist I wonder what that means.

**Doitunderwater** · 07-20-17 02:21

Originally Posted by Amy477 [View Original Post]

This is my first experience with a MP so bear with me, I went here today after finding it on backpage and was pleasantly surprised to actually walk in a see a very attractive mid 20's Asian girl named ruby. She took me back and gave a decent massage which I was fully erect for most of it and she could obviously see. On several occasions she grazed my penis and moved it out of the way multiple times to do my inner thigh she then offered the free table shower and gave me a robe having me undress in front of her. Then went to the shower were I was completely naked for her again but still no inclination of anything more once she was finished she had me stand up with my cock right in her face and she dried off everything but my penis. Then walked me back to the room and asked if there was anything else I needed and I was to nervous so I just said no. Did I miss my chance for a happy ending and if so what should I have done. Not trying to get in trouble or be rude just curious. Especially if anyone has been here before and received a happy ending? Any advice would be greatly appreciated.

Maybe, I think you did but it is hard to be sure. First, why so nervous? Are you nervous when you go for a hair cut or get your teeth cleaned? If you are nervous, the masseuse will feel it and they will be very cautious. Be relaxed and she will be relaxed. The second time is a lot easier because you have been through it before.

She saw your erection and did not react in an offended manner, right? So she was not upset by it. When she asked you ". . if there was anything else I needed. " she was asking if you wanted extras. You could have simply asked "Can you help me with this?" while holding or pointing to your erection. If the place was simply veggie, she could had respectfully said "That is not allowed here. " or, she would offer you options with tip amounts. Be aware, the little head will want you to agree to amounts that your big head would disagree with. Especially if she has your little head in her hand at the time. Decide how much you are willing to give before you walk in the door.

**CommonPlace24** · 07-20-17 01:55

I'm not sure how to word this because its clear that so many people think this place is the the greatest place on the planet. But, jesus. Its terrible. So, a little background on me, I just moved out here a month ago and have been trying a few places, and this one was THE WORST. I entered and paid for an hour, 5 min in and she asks me what I wanted. I said a little longer massage and we can discuss more in a second. She said "no, what do you want. " I told her I paid for an hour and this was only 5 min in. She then proceded to tell me that I didn't pay for an hour, and that paying for an hour doesn't even exist. She asked for more money, which, I gave her. She gave me a HE and left. She was ok at most, but extremely rushed and paranoid. When we were done I looked at my phone while getting dressed and she took it out of my hand to see what I was doing. As I said, she's ok, but I have HAD WAY BETTER experiences at every place I've gone to, and I will not return.

**Amy477** · 07-16-17 23:07

This is my first experience with a MP so bear with me, I went here today after finding it on backpage and was pleasantly surprised to actually walk in a see a very attractive mid 20's Asian girl named ruby. She took me back and gave a decent massage which I was fully erect for most of it and she could obviously see. On several occasions she grazed my penis and moved it out of the way multiple times to do my inner thigh she then offered the free table shower and gave me a robe having me undress in front of her. Then went to the shower were I was completely naked for her again but still no inclination of anything more once she was finished she had me stand up with my cock right in her face and she dried off everything but my penis. Then walked me back to the room and asked if there was anything else I needed and I was to nervous so I just said no. Did I miss my chance for a happy ending and if so what should I have done. Not trying to get in trouble or be rude just curious. Especially if anyone has been here before and received a happy ending? Any advice would be greatly appreciated.

**Budentist** · 07-16-17 01:17

Euros being surveilled. Just FYI.

**Vitrea** · 07-15-17 22:12

Stopped by here just to see if there is any talent here.

Place is decent, a bit nicer than Euro on the inside. Two ladies, one is 40 + and one is 50 + but both are pleasant. The first one was kind of cute with very nice skin and I was briefly tempted to stay. They told me that a new beauty is coming on the 24th. She is 24 and her rates will be a bit higher. Locals, have fun.

**Vitrea** · 07-15-17 12:16

I am in a dilemma. Based on the LE and sting operations I was going to cancel my trip to Euro. But reports here seem to suggest all is good. What to do?

**ByronB** · 07-13-17 18:29

Candy my fave, gave her 200 up front for everything. BBBJ and bodyslide in ts for pop #1. She puts me in sauna with little more BBBJ as teaser. Back to room she massages back for like 15 minutes while I recharge. I flip over and she goes for more BBBJ for like 5 minutes. Drive her home hard doggystyle for pop # 2. I have seen other girls at Euro but for my money, they can't top the gorgeous Candy and her enormous jugs.

**ByronB** · 07-08-17 19:17

These places are on listing for Lynnwood with 1 very close to Euro. Any intel on either place?

**Ocean Explorer** · 07-07-17 18:36

Originally Posted by LCB [View Original Post]

Anyone know who Yumi is? Last that I heard, they were 1 girl short. As far as I know, the line up was. Ladies are working 8 days & 2 off. The norm should be 6 on 2 off.

Bonnie.

Coffee aka Leena.

Young aka Candy.

Toy.

CiCi.

Yumi? New girl or another name for one of the above?

-LCB.

Yumi is Toy.

**LCB** · 07-06-17 20:22

Anyone know who Yumi is? Last that I heard, they were 1 girl short. As far as I know, the line up was. Ladies are working 8 days & 2 off. The norm should be 6 on 2 off.

• Bonnie.

• Coffee aka Leena.

• Young aka Candy.

• Toy.

• CiCi.

• Yumi? New girl or another name for one of the above?

-LCB.

Originally Posted by Itsbrian [View Original Post]

Visiting from an out of town "extras" desert (Kansas City), I decided to try Yumi (you-me) at Euro. Very pretty. She is in great shape (I hate to say "for her age" but she is above 40). I paid almost $$ total and got treated like a king for an hour. She was so sweet and I had so much fun I returned the next day for 1. 6 and had an even better time. Sorry to leave out a bunch of details but I think the activities available are well documented here in other posts, in particular if you "over pay". I would go broke if I lived in Seattle with a girl like her around.

Also, because I am a fool who loves to tempt fate, I wandered into the sting operation building AFTER reading the post here. I get why 200 guys went down but when something is too good to be true, it probably isn't. Probably newbies mostly and the decoys were hot.

Mod. Please delete if this is a dup post (site asked me to sign in upon submission after I feel like I already had).

**Michael1967** · 07-05-17 16:16

Originally Posted by skeetm [View Original Post]

How about this.

https://www.heraldnet.com/news/snoho...isease-crisis/

I always try and keep things in perspective.

The data was over five years. Dividing the numbers by 5 comes out to 2,921 cases per year. Snohomish County has a population of 756,800. So about 1 in 300.