Massage Parlor Reports

[Fe Maiden]

120 - and, I still regret it.

Plus house fee? Too high!

[Fistfirst]

I guess I should take that as a compliment. Though I'm in reasonably good shape, I'm well into my 60's, and I also got the "only facials" line this very morning.

This place is very careful about serving new customers; if they suspect anyone of being LE (muscular guys under 40) they will pretend to be a legit facial / skin care place.

[AlexRodriguez]

What were the damages?

120 - and, I still regret it.

[DutchTreat]

Maybe 1/2 a yard, if all he paid was 50 dollars. Maybe he meant $150, using the abbreviation $50? Now that would be a more realistic price to pay. But I have never heard of Nirvana offering FS.

Dutch.

I've been here and they only offered HJ.

And you got FS for a total of 50. Sorry not buying that. Anyone believe this?

[Quinby1]

Stopped over at Rose 999 yesterday and asked for a massage, she said they don't do that there, only facial treatments and waxing. Disappointed to drive all that way after what I read here.

This place is very careful about serving new customers; if they suspect anyone of being LE (muscular guys under 40) they will pretend to be a legit facial / skin care place.

[AngryBob]

Stopped over at Rose 999 yesterday and asked for a massage, she said they don't do that there, only facial treatments and waxing. Disappointed to drive all that way after what I read here.

[IDontKnow21]

CBJ 69 Cowgirl and K9 really pretty small clam. But Implants feel weird as hell tho. Nirvana Massage in Los Al. Visited Rose after many reviews and it did not disappoint. Total $50.

Really? You got FS there?

[Leiterf]

CBJ 69 Cowgirl and K9 really pretty small clam. But Implants feel weird as hell tho. Nirvana Massage in Los Al. Visited Rose after many reviews and it did not disappoint. Total $50.

I've been here and they only offered HJ.

And you got FS for a total of 50. Sorry not buying that. Anyone believe this?

[LetsJustWalk]

CBJ 69 Cowgirl and K9 really pretty small clam. But Implants feel weird as hell tho. Nirvana Massage in Los Al. Visited Rose after many reviews and it did not disappoint. Total $50.

[Wicked1]

Was in GG yesterday near Westminster & Newhope and remembered reading about Rose999. FS places like that don't offer massages but I wanted to see what the girls looked like so I opened the door, poked my head in, saw 2 pretty hot chicks, said "hi ladies" and turned around and walked away, lol. Not going to bother even going in. But I was in the mood for some sensual massage so I just drove down Westminster and saw Le Palace. First time visit. Parking lot was crazy crowded (368 Cafe, probably) but I did find a space. Walk into MP and there are 3 grimy guys waiting at the counter. Damn. Probably too busy. I glance at the open employee log and see that there are at least 6 girls there. Cute MILF comes out from the back and I ask if I should come back later and she says "no, follow me". I pay her $30 for the hr, and follow her. I felt a little bad for jumping ahead of the grimy guys, but all's fair, right? She takes me to Room 7, a couples room with 2 tables divided by a huge dark curtain. I guess the single rooms were all taken. At least the other table was empty. I wait for about 10 minutes and a 40-something MILF with a good body (ok face) comes in. We small talk for a bit, and I hear a guy come in and is on the other table about 2 feet away from me. Shit. No privacy AT ALL. My masseuse starts some small talk (pretty good English) and begins some slow & sensual strokes, focusing on my butt and inner thighs. I'm throwing out all kinds of signals but trying to be quiet since I can tell that the guy next to me was there for a legit massage due to a shoulder problem. She starts stroking the outer lips and asks if I want to stay in my stomach or flip. I do the flip and she doesn't bother with a towel. Does a full frontal sensual rub and the ultimate HE. I wonder if the guy next to us had any idea, lol. As I was leaving at around 5pm there were 7 or 8 guys all jammed into the tiny front area, waiting their turn. I have never seen anything like that before.

I've gotten some great massages at 999 Roses. They seem to stop as you get familiar. Straight to fun time! I can live with that. They do have some hot ones.

[Fe Maiden]

Found myself in CM recently and saw the ad on BP. I figured that it had to be a HE place, at least.

Got "Crystal" who was a middle aged Asian gal that wore way too much make up, but did have a sexy way about her.

No massage. At all. We went straight to the main event which was all covered.

Do not recommend. Will not repeat.

What were the damages?

[TrillZero]

Your attached pic is too small to read but I think it is the place on Pendleton?

If so my 2 experiences there decent. The last one being the better of the 2. I got a 20-something thin latina with pierced B's, some tats and a cute face. Her negotiation skills sucked, but her hands-on skills were spot on.

They advertise nuru but it's not even close. Stick with the basic massage.

YMMV.

Yeah, sorry, it's the place on Pendleton. It wouldn't be awful if I paid just. 4 to the house for a 30 min massage and a tip but I was hoping to find an alternative place for nuru. Severely disappointed.

[Member #5491]

MY massage, formerly Melody. I had only been on time since the name change and only had HE.

This time was a little better.

I had Anita. 38 Viet / Thai mix. Nice body, decent face. The girls appear to be natural Bs. Firm ass beautiful kitty.

Had a relaxing massage. Great hands. Usual tease and then flip. She wasted no time giving an oily HJ and sucking on my nipples.

I asked if I could DATY and she said yes how much you tip. 80 and she said ok. I told her I wanted her top.

Off so I could taste the girls. 69 position while I dined and she did HJ. I asked for a BJ but she doesn't do.

Had a great explosion and her kitty is clean and tasty.

She finished with a head massage. We talked lots about our lives. I had her laughing a lot. She's a really sweet single mother of two. I would repeat.

This is where I've been going too. Jenny. 40's+ but super nice, above ave massage technique, and masterful HJ. She gets better as she gets more comfortable with me. I'm still a little turned off by her age; but everything else is great. First time I went, I had Helen. HJ wasn't as good, but the massage was perfect. I've asked for her; but she hasn't been available.

[Lovergrrl]

Since I didn't see any reviews (maybe my searching skills just suck) I decided to TOFTT. Pulled up and this place is indeed in a discreet location so that's a plus. The guy running the place is cool but he's probably the only good about this place. Opted for. 6 for the hour, got a short Latina, middle aged, small gut, small tits, small butt. The crummy, hands gliding pathetically over my back massage lasted all of 5 minutes before the flip. Okay, fine, straight to the point, whatever. Proceed to use a few drops of oil, not actual Nuru Gel. Some really mediocre b2 b into an even worse, dry HJ. Maybe different providers will provide better experiences but from what I got, I wouldn't recommend.

Your attached pic is too small to read but I think it is the place on Pendleton?

If so my 2 experiences there decent. The last one being the better of the 2. I got a 20-something thin latina with pierced B's, some tats and a cute face. Her negotiation skills sucked, but her hands-on skills were spot on.

They advertise nuru but it's not even close. Stick with the basic massage.

YMMV.

[AlexRodriguez]

Found myself in CM recently and saw the ad on BP. I figured that it had to be a HE place, at least.

Got "Crystal" who was a middle aged Asian gal that wore way too much make up, but did have a sexy way about her.

No massage. At all. We went straight to the main event which was all covered.

Do not recommend. Will not repeat.