Massage Parlor Reports

[Al Bundy78]

Got a tip from a friend about the Latina place on Belmont. It was a very interesting experience. There were two girls working, one who looked like a little gremlin and one who seemed like she stepped off of a centerfold. Luckily, I got the centerfold. She goes by Bella.

Probably the worst massage of my life. Place is in a hot location, I saw two cop cars on the street when I left.

But Bella is gorgeous and her body is so fucking perfect. She's American, she's very intelligent, she's got good hygiene, and she makes you wonder what the fuck she's doing at a parlor like this. She got naked and offered mutual touch for $120, and we swapped positions on the table and had lots of fun.

Don't go there for the massage. Don't go there if you get the gremlin looking girl. Be careful about cops. But if you want a good time and you want a sexy Latina girl all over your body, go there as soon as you can.

The description of Bella is spot on but the service wasn't the same. The girl I saw at Vida was a young caramel skinned latina, fun to talk to, beautiful, and gave me a decent massage, but terribly inexperienced when it comes to extras. Some of the things we talked about made me want to either tell her to leave this life because she was too sweet to be there or train her into the ultimate provider. Before I could touch her and let her know I was not LEO she offered me a HJ by actually saying "would you like me to massage you here, it will be. 6 extra". She might as well walk herself into the squad car now. I asked if she could take off her top and she said I could touch her, when I went to lift up her top she moved away and said "you can only touch over the clothes", lame! She kept having to switch hands because she was getting tired. I told her it would help if I could see and touch her, she said no again. It was like I was in HS all over again teaching my girlfriend how to give me a good HJ! She asked me to tell her when I was close, so I did, then out came the giant wad of kleenex and she stopped at the pop to catch it but didn't do any follow through strokes to really milk it, again lame! Then she asked me a weird question after we were done, I won't post it because it may identify me too much if she reads this, but it showed she was very inexperienced as a provider. Again, I felt like I should either take her under my wing and train her to be the ultimate provider or send her back to school on a different path because she was too sweet to be there. Overall rating: looks 8/10, massage 7/10, extras 4/10 Not what I'm looking for, will not repeat.

She would do great as a GFE provider for those who like young and innocent acting girls if she offered more services, but she only offered a HJ with over the multiple layers (shirt and bra) play.

[Not Dead Yet]

Do not go any place charging more than $65 an hour.

There is no way one person massages way better than the other.

Don't bet too much since you don't know what you get.

1) If you really believe this, you've never had a really good therapeutic massage. Granted, the price often has nothing to do with the quality of the massage; more likely, the perceived "hotness" of the person giving the massage, by the person setting the price.

2) This is the main value of this type of forum -- the evaluations and recommendations of reviewers whose opinion you have learned that you can trust. Keeping in mind that YMMV, of course.

[FrankyCando]

I like getting the tug first then the massage. More relaxing that way and sometimes puts me to sleep for 15 minutes in the middle.

Like last night at old faithful on Gun, I think 2 new girls.
at the end some drunk loud guy comes in that they shew away ....better not be anybody from here,ruined my last 5 minutes

[JamesTChicago]

Servic, then it's no service from me there. Thanks.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...001&viewfull=1#post3449001.

See link above. Post#17385. A member gave a review about it and basically stated that they were beautiful, but only self-service. It's about 3-4 pages into the thread. Good luck!

[ChicagoCat99]

I agree with you Walker. And I disagree with ChicagoCat. There's huge difference among various Legit therapists. Having interviewed and tested people on their legit skills there's difference in skill set as well as attitude. Just like hiring any worker for any job.

You can extrapolate this concept to places that offer extras. I don't go to those places any more, but everybody on this forum would say they there's a difference. That's why the Forum exists.

Now that said, the pricing of any massage at any store (except for independents) is set by the management, and generally speaking has more to do with management business strategy, overhead they need to cover, and their "profit motivation". Our $55 price does not reflect the skill or attitude of our massage therapists. Instead it reflects our business strategy of bringing in more customers to our legit store.

What I mean is some great MTs still charge $55.

Just like in Bob's case.

Pointless to go for anything over $65.

Some charges $100 an hour, but quality does not get better.

Mongers hope for extra, but there is nothing. Cross it out.

[Bob521]

I agree with you Walker. And I disagree with ChicagoCat. There's huge difference among various Legit therapists. Having interviewed and tested people on their legit skills there's difference in skill set as well as attitude. Just like hiring any worker for any job.

You can extrapolate this concept to places that offer extras. I don't go to those places any more, but everybody on this forum would say they there's a difference. That's why the Forum exists.

Now that said, the pricing of any massage at any store (except for independents) is set by the management, and generally speaking has more to do with management business strategy, overhead they need to cover, and their "profit motivation". Our $55 price does not reflect the skill or attitude of our massage therapists. Instead it reflects our business strategy of bringing in more customers to our legit store.

Personall skills, experience, attitude, efforts may vary, therefore the end result, the quality of the service may vary significantly.

Some mts do massage way, way better than the others, although, pretty often we don't give a fu. K about this, considering it as a fringe benefit.

[Walker333]

There is no way one person massages way better than the other.

Personall skills, experience, attitude, efforts may vary, therefore the end result, the quality of the service may vary significantly.

Some mts do massage way, way better than the others, although, pretty often we don't give a fu. K about this, considering it as a fringe benefit.

[ChicagoCat99]

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...001&viewfull=1#post3449001.

See link above. Post#17385. A member gave a review about it and basically stated that they were beautiful, but only self-service. It's about 3-4 pages into the thread. Good luck!

Do not go any place charging more than $65 an hour.

There is no way one person massages way better than the other.

Don't bet too much since you don't know what you get.

[Enigma16]

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...001&viewfull=1#post3449001.

See link above. Post#17385. A member gave a review about it and basically stated that they were beautiful, but only self-service. It's about 3-4 pages into the thread. Good luck!

Hi all,

I searched long and hard about this place, but couldn't find any reviews. Anyone have some info? It's right by work so could be a good stop on the way home. PMS are fine. Thanks in advance. - James.

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...ssage/40211901

[JamesTChicago]

Hi all,

I searched long and hard about this place, but couldn't find any reviews. Anyone have some info? It's right by work so could be a good stop on the way home. PMS are fine. Thanks in advance. - James.

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...ssage/40211901

[Big Waffle]

Recently made a couple visits to the place on Montrose named after the king Greek god.

A place to get your Latina fix. Saw the same girl both times, and left happy both times. Pricey relative.

To my usual Asian AMPs, and it's a long drive from my neck of the woods so it's hard to justify repeating.

City traffic makes me want to kill myself. PM if you want details.

[Miamiat]

Grace at Bodywise used to provide extras. But not now, best I can tell.

Yes sir, Emily at Sunkiss was great at FS with no lock on the door. Quiet was the word of the day.

I needed a great legit massage and went to bodywise onashland. Got there early and clients who were in looked liked mangers.

So I went and got great legit massage but I wonder if extras can be had.

I remember everyone saying Sunkist is legit but a few years ago I got my favorite F S there.

I am skeptical about any Asian legit MPs.

[ChicagoCat99]

I $45 for half hour plus $10 for table shower. She's Asian. None of it is really relevant if the place is legit. I also have her $20 tip in case I decide to give them another shot.

Thanks you.

$55 for 30 minute is pretty high for pointless massage.

Helpful info.

[CougarBait]

What's the race of MT and how much did you spend total?

I think we need some rules on report.

I appreciate this, but key info is missing.

I $45 for half hour plus $10 for table shower. She's Asian. None of it is really relevant if the place is legit. I also have her $20 tip in case I decide to give them another shot.

[NorthsideTod2]

I needed a great legit massage and went to bodywise onashland. Got there early and clients who were in looked liked mangers.

So I went and got great legit massage but I wonder if extras can be had.

I remember everyone saying Sunkist is legit but a few years ago I got my favorite F S there.

I am skeptical about any Asian legit MPs.

Hi,

First time poster.

Anyone have recommendations for legit massage from attractive 20's (or early 30's) girls? I've been going to Sunkiss for the last several years, and wanted to try something new. CMT / LMT is fine, or just someone UTR. Intimate would be good, but nothing more.

Thanks in advance!